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(Right Wing Watch)   Michele Bachmann: Obama undercut the Magna Carta by halting deportations of young people. Also, the Muslim Brotherhood has infiltrated the government   (rightwingwatch.org ) divider line
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2012-06-22 08:07:25 PM  
Sometimes a corndog is just a corndog...

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2012-06-22 08:07:45 PM  

Ken VeryBigLiar: The Magna Carta was denounced by the Pope when it came out, what does Michelle think of that?


Given that she was until the POTUS race a member of a church that explicitly teaches that the Pope is the Antichrist, I doubt she would have a problem with that.
 
2012-06-22 08:08:32 PM  

thamike: lockers: Hate her or love her, you have to admit she has a point.Kim Kardashian is a business savvy intellectual with boundless talent


Believe it or not, what you said sounds even more retarded than the correction.


Bless his poor sweet heart...
 
2012-06-22 08:13:12 PM  
Obama ate my goldfish, and he lied and said I never had
goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Obama? Why did I have the bowl?
 
2012-06-22 08:15:01 PM  
i.imgur.com

Obama violated the Treaty of Guadelupe Hidalgo by visiting Governor SheLich in Arizona.
 
2012-06-22 08:21:38 PM  
Obama violated the Edict of Worms by attending a Protestant church.
 
2012-06-22 08:24:00 PM  

hubiestubert: thamike: lockers: Hate her or love her, you have to admit she has a point.Kim Kardashian is a business savvy intellectual with boundless talent


Believe it or not, what you said sounds even more retarded than the correction.

Bless his poor sweet heart...


Negative attention is a kind of attention, right?
 
2012-06-22 08:24:09 PM  

Devolving_Spud: Sometimes a corndog is just a corndog...

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upload.wikimedia.org

"I'll suck your dick for some coke. Hell, forget the coke."
 
2012-06-22 08:25:15 PM  

lockers: Negative attention is a kind of attention, right?


The Kardashians have to admit you have a point.
 
2012-06-22 08:27:19 PM  
It appears that there has been deep penetration in the halls of our United States government by the Muslim Brotherhood.

What in the hell would Michelle Bachman know about 'deep penetration'?

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2012-06-22 08:28:55 PM  
Obama shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die. Then he violated the man code by telling your mom I love you on the first date.
 
2012-06-22 08:29:38 PM  
Obama undercut the Law of the Universe, the Law of the Galaxy when he joined Kalgan's mutiny on the Southern Sun.
 
2012-06-22 08:33:53 PM  

Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 478x269]

Obama violated the Treaty of Guadelupe Hidalgo by visiting Governor SheLich in Arizona.


Governor SheLich, I like it.

Obama violated the HOA by Presidenting while black

/Am I doing it right?
 
2012-06-22 08:38:42 PM  
Barack HUSSEIN 0BAMA violated the Louisiana Purchase when he banned them REAL AMERICAN light bulbs like G-D and Thomas Edison intended!
 
2012-06-22 08:43:38 PM  
I firmly believe that Richard Nixon's corpse could be re-elected president by a landslide solely on the one-plank platform that he would deport MB directly to an Al-Qaida stronghold in Afghanistan as long as they promised to post video online of whatever they decided to do with her.
 
2012-06-22 08:45:14 PM  
Obama violated the unwritten rule that you wait for the guy in the next lane to roll first when he chastized the Supreme Court's Citizens United decision.

/Mitt Romney is the disinfectant spray that will remove Obama from America's bowling shoes.
 
2012-06-22 08:47:39 PM  
There are crazy people in both parties. However they are the leaders and politicians of the Republican party. That's a big difference.
 
2012-06-22 08:57:37 PM  
Obama subverted the Missouri Compromise when he farted in a crowded elevator and blamed it on Rahm.
 
2012-06-22 09:01:16 PM  
Obama is truly the most interesting man in the world:

"I don't usually undercut the magna carta, but when I do, I prefer to do by halting the deportation of young people."
 
2012-06-22 09:04:04 PM  
Ms Bach,an complicated thing. Obama is whoring himself out for votes. That's it. It's a time honored tradition by those we call "incumbents". So to reiterate....Muslim no (or just a really crappy one), political whore...yes.
 
2012-06-22 09:04:41 PM  
Every time I see that picture of her deep throating the corndog, all I can focus on are those cheap, stripper-like fake French Manicure nails she has on. I mean, maybe it's because I'm a girl, but if you're going to be doing a lot of public appearances, shaking lots of hands....shouldn't you spring for a decent professional manicure instead of something that looks like Lee Press-On Nails?

Also, you should avoid putting anything phallic in or around your mouth.
 
2012-06-22 09:05:51 PM  
Obama neglected his Prana-bindu training and spat on the Azhar Book.
 
2012-06-22 09:07:17 PM  

SkinnyHead: What's funny about a president violating the law? I don't see the humor in it.


SkinnyHead violates the ABA's Rules of Professional Conduct every time he posts on Fark.
 
2012-06-22 09:08:05 PM  

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: unlikely: Any Minnesota Farkers want to tell us why she keeps getting elected?

The area that she represents is semi-rural, semi-suburban, somewhat more racist than average and populated mainly with well-off conservatives who live in prefab semi-custom suburban colonies that were farmland 20 years ago.

Also, google "Sterns County Syndrome", which goes a fair distance in explaining Bachmann herself.


I understand all of that...but aren't they the slightest bit, y'know, embarrassed by her constant antics, her antivax crackpotism, her having to apologize for the Dachau banner at her rally etc etc.

At some point don't these people want a representative and not a sideshow?
 
2012-06-22 09:10:09 PM  
Obama blatantly undermines the Diet of Worms every time Michelle argues for healthier school lunches.
 
2012-06-22 09:10:33 PM  
Menopause is a biatch.

/and so is Bachmann Derper Overdrive
 
2012-06-22 09:11:20 PM  
Obama beat the Monroe Doctrine like a red headed step-child by ordering spicy mustard.
 
2012-06-22 09:11:54 PM  

Bill_Wick's_Friend: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: unlikely: Any Minnesota Farkers want to tell us why she keeps getting elected?

The area that she represents is semi-rural, semi-suburban, somewhat more racist than average and populated mainly with well-off conservatives who live in prefab semi-custom suburban colonies that were farmland 20 years ago.

Also, google "Sterns County Syndrome", which goes a fair distance in explaining Bachmann herself.

I understand all of that...but aren't they the slightest bit, y'know, embarrassed by her constant antics, her antivax crackpotism, her having to apologize for the Dachau banner at her rally etc etc.

At some point don't these people want a representative and not a sideshow?


Only a very small portion of the state is able to vote for or against her. I am sure the rest of Minnesota IS embarrassed that the burbs suck just like in every other upper-Midwest state.
 
2012-06-22 09:13:22 PM  
That she couldn't make it past the first primaries baffles me. She is exactly the kind of Republican this country wants.
 
2012-06-22 09:15:27 PM  
It's amusing when Michele Bachmann thinks she's well read and intelligent.

Education is for sissies: it's the Republican credo.
 
2012-06-22 09:15:53 PM  

lockers: Hate her or love her, you have to admit she has a point.


It must be difficult for her to find a hat to fit it!
 
2012-06-22 09:17:29 PM  
lockers: Hate her or love her, you have to admit she has a point.


At the top of her head, yes.
 
2012-06-22 09:17:43 PM  
Obama undercut the Treaty of Algeron by giving the government contract for cloaking technology to his buddies at Solyndra.
 
2012-06-22 09:19:07 PM  
Republicans long for the divine right of kings and a renewed feudal society.

Conservatism, you know.
 
2012-06-22 09:21:46 PM  

red5ish: Obama neglected his Prana-bindu training and spat on the Azhar Book.


Obama refuses to drink the Sapho juice.
 
2012-06-22 09:24:21 PM  
Obama violated the Treaty of Ghent when he drank from my milkshake.
 
2012-06-22 09:25:57 PM  
Obama undercut the Second Khitomer Accords by selling isolytic subspace weapons to the Son'a. Also, the Founders have infiltrated the government.
 
2012-06-22 09:28:55 PM  
Obama undercut the Hawley-Smoot tariff when he...

Okay, look, I haven't got a joke for this one. I just think the "Hawley-Smoot tariff" sounds awesome.

Carry on.
 
2012-06-22 09:31:19 PM  

Diogenes: I'd be angrier with her if I thought she knew anything about the topics of which she speaks.

So I disregard her like the nutty dude with the huge cross who stands on the corner downtown and yells at everyone.


Crazy is like an infection. If you ignore it, it spreads. How do you think the Tea Party got such a foothold in this country?
 
2012-06-22 09:33:01 PM  

Dog Welder: Obama undercut the Hawley-Smoot tariff when he...

Okay, look, I haven't got a joke for this one. I just think the "Hawley-Smoot tariff" sounds awesome.

Carry on.


Smoot-Hawley
 
2012-06-22 09:36:09 PM  

Bill_Wick's_Friend: I understand all of that...but aren't they the slightest bit, y'know, embarrassed by her constant antics, her antivax crackpotism, her having to apologize for the Dachau banner at her rally etc etc.

At some point don't these people want a representative and not a sideshow?


Frighteningly, they, by and large, believe she's fighting the good fight, alongside the folks who simply vote for the incumbent or the Republican.
 
2012-06-22 09:44:10 PM  

Jake Havechek: Republicans long for the divine right of kings and a renewed feudal society.


The real problem is that they'll get one, too. Americans love to be ordered around by "strong leaders."

We've become a nation of sniveling sycophants.
 
2012-06-22 09:46:24 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: Well, I guess it's time to haul this out and post it again.

[i798.photobucket.com image 130x150]


I LOL'ed AGAIN.
 
2012-06-22 09:49:49 PM  
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2012-06-22 09:54:49 PM  
I was going to read the article, but I can't. If I won't to try to wrestle sense out of the nonsense spewing of psychotic people, I'll go home and visit my parents.
 
2012-06-22 09:55:09 PM  

propasaurus: Then there's also her comments that the Muslim Brotherhood has infiltrated our government, and calls for investigations to root them out. Reminiscent of her calls for members of Congress to be investigated for unAmerican activities.


I think it's more reminiscent of a mental disorder.

/Seriously, at this stage...
 
2012-06-22 09:58:18 PM  

Somacandra: unlikely: Any Minnesota Farkers want to tell us why she keeps getting elected?

[i.imgur.com image 640x543]

Gerrymandering. She's #6. Under new district map, she's safer than ever before.


Yep, gerrymandering is absolutely evil. I'm increasingly convinced that these odd shaped districts are purchased by someone or some group. "How much for a far right district in Montana?"
 
2012-06-22 10:05:16 PM  

Tyrano Soros: Obama violated the Treaty of Ghent when he drank from my milkshake.


pwwwblog.ibeatyou.com
 
2012-06-22 10:26:18 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: *Ordinance. Not an explosive.


You haven't been to Alpena lately, huh?
 
2012-06-22 10:30:42 PM  

Sabyen91: Dog Welder: Obama undercut the Hawley-Smoot tariff when he...

Okay, look, I haven't got a joke for this one. I just think the "Hawley-Smoot tariff" sounds awesome.

Carry on.

Smoot-Hawley


It's "Hoot-Smalley", goddammit.
 
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