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(Right Wing Watch)   Michele Bachmann: Obama undercut the Magna Carta by halting deportations of young people. Also, the Muslim Brotherhood has infiltrated the government   (rightwingwatch.org) divider line 234
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2012-06-22 03:19:01 PM  
images.wikia.com
Whar, whar is the Brotherhood?
 
2012-06-22 03:20:57 PM  
B*tch is batsh*t crazy.
 
2012-06-22 03:23:26 PM  
I'd be angrier with her if I thought she knew anything about the topics of which she speaks.

So I disregard her like the nutty dude with the huge cross who stands on the corner downtown and yells at everyone.
 
2012-06-22 03:24:21 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-06-22 03:24:47 PM  
"This has been infantile the way that this President has governed. "

And she would know infantile.
 
2012-06-22 03:28:39 PM  
I hope she starts campaigning for Romney more visibly and vocally.

I bet she's not too fond of Mormons.
 
2012-06-22 03:29:17 PM  
i.imgur.com

You know what really pisses her off? Motherfarking phone tariffs.
 
2012-06-22 03:32:15 PM  
I think the way she gets her information is she wakes up in the morning, reads absolutely every email she has that starts with "Fwd: fwd: FWD: FWD: fwd: fwd: FWD", utterly believes every piece of information in them, and goes about her day informed by nothing else.

She really is quite an ignorant person for having as much education as she does.
 
2012-06-22 03:33:08 PM  
I'm sure the US Parliament will deal with this before high tea.
 
2012-06-22 03:33:28 PM  
Any Minnesota Farkers want to tell us why she keeps getting elected?
 
2012-06-22 03:34:54 PM  
Isn't there some way to forcibly deport her to Switzerland?
 
2012-06-22 03:37:21 PM  

Walker: B*tch is batsh*t crazy.


i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-22 03:37:59 PM  

Ed Finnerty: Isn't there some way to forcibly deport her to Switzerland?


Speaking on behalf of my ancestral homeland and people, fark off.

;-)
 
Pud
2012-06-22 03:38:48 PM  

dahmers love zombie: I think the way she gets her information is she wakes up in the morning, reads absolutely every email she has that starts with "Fwd: fwd: FWD: FWD: fwd: fwd: FWD", utterly believes every piece of information in them, and goes about her day informed by nothing else.

She really is quite an ignorant person for having as much education as she does.


I'm always a little skeptical of those, unless they say somewhere in the email that "this is true."

/Because nobody on the internet would EVER lie about a thing like that.
 
2012-06-22 03:40:27 PM  

Diogenes: Speaking on behalf of my ancestral homeland and people, fark off.

;-)


I can't say I blame you or your ancestors. She's the modern equivalent of small-pox.
 
2012-06-22 03:41:54 PM  

unlikely: Any Minnesota Farkers want to tell us why she keeps getting elected?


i.imgur.com

Gerrymandering. She's #6. Under new district map, she's safer than ever before.
 
2012-06-22 03:42:07 PM  
i.imgur.com

I wish I remembered why I made this
 
2012-06-22 03:43:45 PM  
Republicans are going to rue the day they chose Romney over Bachmann.

When Romney loses to Obama, Michelle should go on FOX news, smirk, and say her in Minnesota accent, " See? I toldja so!"
 
2012-06-22 03:44:23 PM  

unlikely: Any Minnesota Farkers want to tell us why she keeps getting elected?


The area that she represents is semi-rural, semi-suburban, somewhat more racist than average and populated mainly with well-off conservatives who live in prefab semi-custom suburban colonies that were farmland 20 years ago.

Also, google "Sterns County Syndrome", which goes a fair distance in explaining Bachmann herself.
 
2012-06-22 03:45:22 PM  
Obama undercut the Magna Carta by halting deportation of young people!

Obama destabilized the Mayflower Compact by forcing gays into our military!
 
2012-06-22 03:45:59 PM  
Obama thwarted the Charter of Privileges by mandating health care for the elderly!
 
2012-06-22 03:46:41 PM  
Obama enfeebled the Balfour Declaration by forcing religious organizations to use condoms!
 
2012-06-22 03:47:49 PM  
Obama undermined Hammurabi's Code of Laws by lowering interest rates on student loans!
 
2012-06-22 03:47:54 PM  

Jackson Herring: I wish I remembered why I made this


i.imgur.com

No worries. I gave it a new life.

No need to thank me. Just doing my job.
 
2012-06-22 03:48:58 PM  
Obama pissed all over the Emancipation Proclamation when he... well, actually he whipped out his cock and literally urinated on it, so nevermind that one...
 
2012-06-22 03:51:21 PM  
Obama violated the Code of Hammurabi by trying to close the prison at Guantanamo Bay!
 
2012-06-22 03:52:00 PM  
Obama violated the covenant with God when he kicked Moses in the teeth.
 
2012-06-22 03:53:01 PM  

DeltaPunch: Obama undermined Hammurabi's Code of Laws by lowering interest rates on student loans!


Damn you. I read to the bottom of the comments (Yours about the Charter of Privelages was the bottom of the page) and had to jump in.

Obama violated the Ten Commandments by ordering the strike team to move against Bin Laden.
 
2012-06-22 03:54:20 PM  

Diogenes: Obama violated the covenant with God when he kicked Moses in the teeth.


DOUBLE F*ING DAMMIT. Beaten to the joke twice in 10 minutes.

/I both love and hate Fark right now.
 
2012-06-22 03:56:03 PM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Diogenes: Obama violated the covenant with God when he kicked Moses in the teeth.

DOUBLE F*ING DAMMIT. Beaten to the joke twice in 10 minutes.

/I both love and hate Fark right now.


Aa. Just view it as a collaborative process :-)
 
2012-06-22 03:56:34 PM  
Obama violated the Potsdam Agreement when he rolled over into Michelle's side of the bed :(
 
2012-06-22 03:57:08 PM  
Isn't that precious?

/we've missed you honey
//have a corndog on us
 
2012-06-22 03:59:49 PM  
Obama violated the North West Ordnance when he said there were 57 states.
 
2012-06-22 04:00:26 PM  
*Ordinance. Not an explosive.
 
2012-06-22 04:01:14 PM  
I've been looking at this all wrong.

The bizarre ramblings of the guanopsychotic congresswoman are for entertainment purposes only.

right?
 
2012-06-22 04:02:52 PM  
Obama undercut the Treaty of Tripoli when he denied being a mussulman.
 
2012-06-22 04:05:50 PM  

Somacandra: unlikely: Any Minnesota Farkers want to tell us why she keeps getting elected?

[i.imgur.com image 640x543]

Gerrymandering. She's #6. Under new district map, she's safer than ever before.


The funny part is that she lives in the 4th district. She's going to have a bit more of a race this year. She has a well-funded competent candidate and for the first time since she was elected there is no "independent" * candidate running. Historically this has siphoned off 5% or so from the Dem candidate in this district.

* funded by GOP.
 
2012-06-22 04:06:10 PM  

Diogenes: Ed Finnerty: Isn't there some way to forcibly deport her to Switzerland?

Speaking on behalf of my ancestral homeland and people, fark off.

;-)


Don't worry, she gave up her Swiss citizenship. Marcus could still end up there though...
 
2012-06-22 04:10:11 PM  
Obama undercut the Reinheitsgebot when he drank Bud Light at the Beer Summit.
 
2012-06-22 04:14:08 PM  
Obama took my Bible autographed by Jesus and drew photorealistic dicks on all the saints.
Marcus Bachmann paid me ten times market value for it.
 
2012-06-22 04:14:13 PM  
Obama violated the Organian Peace Treaty when he flew into the neutral zone to rescue the Kobayashi Maru.
 
2012-06-22 04:16:56 PM  
Obama undercut the Treaty of Versailles when he left the empty toilet paper roll even though the fresh rolls are RIGHT THERE ON THE SHELF WITHIN REACH, ASSHOLE
 
2012-06-22 04:17:54 PM  
Obama violated the free agent clause when he killed al quida's #2 more than once!!!
 
2012-06-22 04:23:16 PM  
obama violated microsoft's terms of use agreement when he made the taxpayers the jews for his ovens.
 
2012-06-22 04:25:01 PM  

Walker: B*tch is batsh*t crazy.


silencedmajority.blogs.com

/obligatory
 
Pud
2012-06-22 04:26:53 PM  
Obama broke the rules when he drank my last beer, and took the last piece of pizza. I'm not sure which rule that would be, but I'm sure it's a pretty damned important one.
 
2012-06-22 04:28:40 PM  
Obama violated the Laws of Physics when he traveled back in time to plant his birth announcement in that Hawaii newspaper.
 
2012-06-22 04:30:18 PM  

Diogenes: I'd be angrier with her if I thought she knew anything about the topics of which she speaks.

So I disregard her like the nutty dude with the huge cross who stands on the corner downtown and yells at everyone.


That dude on the corner isn't on the House Intelligence Committee.
 
2012-06-22 04:32:25 PM  

propasaurus: Diogenes: I'd be angrier with her if I thought she knew anything about the topics of which she speaks.

So I disregard her like the nutty dude with the huge cross who stands on the corner downtown and yells at everyone.

That dude on the corner isn't on the House Intelligence Committee.


maybe not, but the house intelligence committee has been keeping a close eye on him with spy satellites and special radio frequencies.
 
2012-06-22 04:33:03 PM  

Jackson Herring: [i.imgur.com image 550x413]

I wish I remembered why I made this


Here's mine:
img844.imageshack.us
 
2012-06-22 04:33:09 PM  
She's crazy, and wasn't a whole bunch of blue added to her district this past year?
 
2012-06-22 04:34:51 PM  
Obama undercut copyright laws when he re-aired the World Series without the expressed written consent of Major League Baseball
 
2012-06-22 04:36:06 PM  
What's funny about a president violating the law? I don't see the humor in it.
 
2012-06-22 04:37:13 PM  
hey guys, i've been googling around, and i don't think obama is actually afoul of any of these agreements.
 
2012-06-22 04:47:10 PM  

thomps: hey guys, i've been googling around, and i don't think obama is actually afoul of any of these agreements.


That's because he's managed to violate the 2nd Law of Thermodynamics.
 
2012-06-22 04:50:00 PM  

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: unlikely: Any Minnesota Farkers want to tell us why she keeps getting elected?

The area that she represents is semi-rural, semi-suburban, somewhat more racist than average and populated mainly with well-off conservatives who live in prefab semi-custom suburban colonies that were farmland 20 years ago.

Also, google "Sterns County Syndrome", which goes a fair distance in explaining Bachmann herself.


Additionally, these prefab communities lack, well, community, and their residents have been ripe pickings for a surge in non-denominational mega churches who feed their need to be seen and be known, while pumping them full of an "I am Jesus' Special Snowflake" sense of righteous entitlement.

Wheee!

/grew up in Stearns County
//was not born there
///had several classmates with "family wreaths"
 
2012-06-22 04:51:18 PM  

SkinnyHead: What's funny about a president violating the law? I don't see the humor in it.


You're not even trying these days.
 
2012-06-22 04:52:09 PM  
Obama violated your mom.
 
2012-06-22 04:53:27 PM  

propasaurus: Diogenes: I'd be angrier with her if I thought she knew anything about the topics of which she speaks.

So I disregard her like the nutty dude with the huge cross who stands on the corner downtown and yells at everyone.

That dude on the corner isn't on the House Intelligence Committee.


I still wonder how that travesty ever happened.
 
2012-06-22 04:55:32 PM  
Obama violated the Neutral Zone when he ordered the destruction of Alderaan.
 
2012-06-22 04:59:34 PM  

Diogenes: propasaurus: Diogenes: I'd be angrier with her if I thought she knew anything about the topics of which she speaks.

So I disregard her like the nutty dude with the huge cross who stands on the corner downtown and yells at everyone.

That dude on the corner isn't on the House Intelligence Committee.

I still wonder how that travesty ever happened.


It was part of the Irony in Government Act of 1975
 
2012-06-22 05:08:24 PM  
Obama has altered the deal. Pray that he does not alter it further.
 
2012-06-22 05:12:55 PM  
The Magna Carta comment wasn't as crazy as I was led to believe it was going to be.

I mean, it's a little crazy there toward the end, but I expect more from her.
 
2012-06-22 05:16:13 PM  
Obama completely desecrated the Polish Minority Treaty, the Treaty of St Germain-en-Laye, the Treaty of Paris, the Treaty of Sèvres, the Treaty of Trianon, the Treaty of Neuilly-sur-Seine, and the Treaty of Lausanne when he had pancakes for dinner.
 
2012-06-22 05:17:36 PM  
Then there's also her comments that the Muslim Brotherhood has infiltrated our government, and calls for investigations to root them out. Reminiscent of her calls for members of Congress to be investigated for unAmerican activities.
 
2012-06-22 05:23:36 PM  
Bless her poor sweet heart...

lh4.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-06-22 05:26:25 PM  

propasaurus: Then there's also her comments that the Muslim Brotherhood has infiltrated our government, and calls for investigations to root them out. Reminiscent of her calls for members of Congress to be investigated for unAmerican activities.


She wanted a purge of Muslim interns on Capitol Hill, too.
 
2012-06-22 05:27:20 PM  
i105.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-22 05:33:54 PM  
j.wigflip.com
 
2012-06-22 05:48:54 PM  
I honestly read that as "Mushroom Brotherhood" and it made the same amount of sense.
 
2012-06-22 05:50:16 PM  
www.therealstevegray.com
 
2012-06-22 06:26:07 PM  
Seriously, can anyone tell me why until last week we were forcibly deporting honorably discharged veterans of the United States military?

THEN, can someone tell me why Republicans think Obama is wrong and we should keep doing this?
 
2012-06-22 06:27:22 PM  
imgace.com
 
2012-06-22 06:30:17 PM  

SkinnyHead: What's funny about a president violating the law? I don't see the humor in it.


Yep. They are all undercutting the PoliticsTab doctrine by being irreverent and having a little fun at the expense of a politician. Now, everyone get back to your flamethrowers and attack at will!

/dont do this please
 
2012-06-22 07:10:29 PM  
Well, I guess it's time to haul this out and post it again.

i798.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-22 07:13:57 PM  
Obama disobeyed the Laws of Thermodynamics when he threw that snowball.
 
2012-06-22 07:16:34 PM  
Bachmann insisted that there has been deep penetration in the halls of our United States government by the Muslim Brotherhood. Deep....hard penetration. You can read all about it in her new book "50 Shades of Derp".
 
2012-06-22 07:18:31 PM  
Michelle Bachmann: Senior U.S. Representative who currently sits on the House Intelligence Committee, Committee on Financial Services, and is a goddamn moron.
 
2012-06-22 07:19:08 PM  
Obama undercut The Code of Ur-Nammu when he invited Common to appear at the White House.
 
2012-06-22 07:26:25 PM  
Obama violated the Treaty of Biden's Ice Cream when he took two scoops.
 
2012-06-22 07:29:17 PM  

Pud: Obama broke the rules


Now I'll pull out all his pubic hair

/you motherfarker
//you motherfarker
 
2012-06-22 07:29:42 PM  
Now, see? I bet that one guy is sorry he complained so bitterly about that "What Does It Mean?" greenlight. Those guys are marginally more stable than Michele Bachmann and they don't hold any kind of elected office in this country.
 
2012-06-22 07:29:46 PM  
So if Obama ignores the Treaty of Ghent can we invade Canada again?

/dibs on the Wunderbar supply!
 
2012-06-22 07:31:17 PM  

unlikely: Any Minnesota Farkers want to tell us why she keeps getting elected?


Because the district which she comes from is basically full of backwards ignorant and uneducated hicks? Essentially her district is the People of Walmart district.

Yes she is an embarrassment, but the ultimate blame lies on the retards that re-elect her without question.
 
2012-06-22 07:32:34 PM  
Obama broke the Ark of the Covenant by eating aborted fetuses in the Chamber of Secrets.
 
2012-06-22 07:32:40 PM  

ssa5: unlikely: Any Minnesota Farkers want to tell us why she keeps getting elected?

Because the district which she comes from is basically full of backwards ignorant and uneducated hicks? Essentially her district is the People of Walmart district.

Yes she is an embarrassment, but the ultimate blame lies on the retards that re-elect her without question.


Pretty much. She is the government that they deserve...
 
2012-06-22 07:33:38 PM  
Hate her or love her, you have to admit she has a point.
 
2012-06-22 07:40:08 PM  

SilentStrider: Obama violated the Neutral Zone when he ordered the destruction of Alderaan.


Alderaan shot first!
 
2012-06-22 07:40:10 PM  
Never mind all that petty Terran shiat-Obama has violated the Prime Directive!
 
2012-06-22 07:42:17 PM  

ssa5: unlikely: Any Minnesota Farkers want to tell us why she keeps getting elected?

Because the district which she comes from is basically full of backwards ignorant and uneducated hicks? Essentially her district is the People of Walmart district.

Yes she is an embarrassment, but the ultimate blame lies on the retards that re-elect her without question.


Even then she only won the last election by 4 points or so. I doubt she's getting elected again after the shenanigans this year..
 
2012-06-22 07:42:26 PM  

lockers: Hate her or love her, you have to admit she has a point.


So does an icepick, but no one in their right mind is going to say it's a good idea to jump into a swimming pool filled with the damned things.
 
2012-06-22 07:43:26 PM  
Obama violated the Treaty of Westphalia when he planted the White House Garden!

/The Magna Carta was denounced by the Pope when it came out, what does Michelle think of that?
 
2012-06-22 07:54:28 PM  
a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com
 
2012-06-22 07:56:03 PM  
Obama undercut the Temporal Prime Directive by bringing Voyager home a full sixteen years early.
 
2012-06-22 07:56:53 PM  

Ken VeryBigLiar: /The Magna Carta was denounced by the Pope when it came out, what does Michelle think of that?


She's not Catholic, so whatever the Pope is against she's for. Or something.
 
2012-06-22 07:57:30 PM  
Obama undercut the White Gold Concordat when he failed to enforce the ban on Talos worship.
 
2012-06-22 07:57:37 PM  

DeltaPunch: Obama pissed all over the Emancipation Proclamation when he... well, actually he whipped out his cock and literally urinated on it, so nevermind that one...


When he let his daughter do her homework on the desk Lincoln used to draft it.
 
2012-06-22 07:58:36 PM  

lockers: Hate her or love her, you have to admit she has a point.Kim Kardashian is a business savvy intellectual with boundless talent



Believe it or not, what you said sounds even more retarded than the correction.
 
2012-06-22 08:02:59 PM  

thamike: lockers: Hate her or love her, you have to admit she has a point.Kim Kardashian is a business savvy intellectual with boundless talent


Believe it or not, what you said sounds even more retarded than the correction.


Tee hee
 
2012-06-22 08:07:14 PM  

vernonFL: Obama violated the Laws of Physics when he traveled back in time to plant his birth announcement in that Hawaii newspaper.


LOL
 
2012-06-22 08:07:25 PM  
Sometimes a corndog is just a corndog...

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-06-22 08:07:45 PM  

Ken VeryBigLiar: The Magna Carta was denounced by the Pope when it came out, what does Michelle think of that?


Given that she was until the POTUS race a member of a church that explicitly teaches that the Pope is the Antichrist, I doubt she would have a problem with that.
 
2012-06-22 08:08:32 PM  

thamike: lockers: Hate her or love her, you have to admit she has a point.Kim Kardashian is a business savvy intellectual with boundless talent


Believe it or not, what you said sounds even more retarded than the correction.


Bless his poor sweet heart...
 
2012-06-22 08:13:12 PM  
Obama ate my goldfish, and he lied and said I never had
goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Obama? Why did I have the bowl?
 
2012-06-22 08:15:01 PM  
i.imgur.com

Obama violated the Treaty of Guadelupe Hidalgo by visiting Governor SheLich in Arizona.
 
2012-06-22 08:21:38 PM  
Obama violated the Edict of Worms by attending a Protestant church.
 
2012-06-22 08:24:00 PM  

hubiestubert: thamike: lockers: Hate her or love her, you have to admit she has a point.Kim Kardashian is a business savvy intellectual with boundless talent


Believe it or not, what you said sounds even more retarded than the correction.

Bless his poor sweet heart...


Negative attention is a kind of attention, right?
 
2012-06-22 08:24:09 PM  

Devolving_Spud: Sometimes a corndog is just a corndog...

[upload.wikimedia.org image 200x284]


upload.wikimedia.org

"I'll suck your dick for some coke. Hell, forget the coke."
 
2012-06-22 08:25:15 PM  

lockers: Negative attention is a kind of attention, right?


The Kardashians have to admit you have a point.
 
2012-06-22 08:27:19 PM  
It appears that there has been deep penetration in the halls of our United States government by the Muslim Brotherhood.

What in the hell would Michelle Bachman know about 'deep penetration'?

southpawbeagle.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-06-22 08:28:55 PM  
Obama shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die. Then he violated the man code by telling your mom I love you on the first date.
 
2012-06-22 08:29:38 PM  
Obama undercut the Law of the Universe, the Law of the Galaxy when he joined Kalgan's mutiny on the Southern Sun.
 
2012-06-22 08:33:53 PM  

Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 478x269]

Obama violated the Treaty of Guadelupe Hidalgo by visiting Governor SheLich in Arizona.


Governor SheLich, I like it.

Obama violated the HOA by Presidenting while black

/Am I doing it right?
 
2012-06-22 08:38:42 PM  
Barack HUSSEIN 0BAMA violated the Louisiana Purchase when he banned them REAL AMERICAN light bulbs like G-D and Thomas Edison intended!
 
2012-06-22 08:43:38 PM  
I firmly believe that Richard Nixon's corpse could be re-elected president by a landslide solely on the one-plank platform that he would deport MB directly to an Al-Qaida stronghold in Afghanistan as long as they promised to post video online of whatever they decided to do with her.
 
2012-06-22 08:45:14 PM  
Obama violated the unwritten rule that you wait for the guy in the next lane to roll first when he chastized the Supreme Court's Citizens United decision.

/Mitt Romney is the disinfectant spray that will remove Obama from America's bowling shoes.
 
2012-06-22 08:47:39 PM  
There are crazy people in both parties. However they are the leaders and politicians of the Republican party. That's a big difference.
 
2012-06-22 08:57:37 PM  
Obama subverted the Missouri Compromise when he farted in a crowded elevator and blamed it on Rahm.
 
2012-06-22 09:01:16 PM  
Obama is truly the most interesting man in the world:

"I don't usually undercut the magna carta, but when I do, I prefer to do by halting the deportation of young people."
 
2012-06-22 09:04:04 PM  
Ms Bach,an complicated thing. Obama is whoring himself out for votes. That's it. It's a time honored tradition by those we call "incumbents". So to reiterate....Muslim no (or just a really crappy one), political whore...yes.
 
2012-06-22 09:04:41 PM  
Every time I see that picture of her deep throating the corndog, all I can focus on are those cheap, stripper-like fake French Manicure nails she has on. I mean, maybe it's because I'm a girl, but if you're going to be doing a lot of public appearances, shaking lots of hands....shouldn't you spring for a decent professional manicure instead of something that looks like Lee Press-On Nails?

Also, you should avoid putting anything phallic in or around your mouth.
 
2012-06-22 09:05:51 PM  
Obama neglected his Prana-bindu training and spat on the Azhar Book.
 
2012-06-22 09:07:17 PM  

SkinnyHead: What's funny about a president violating the law? I don't see the humor in it.


SkinnyHead violates the ABA's Rules of Professional Conduct every time he posts on Fark.
 
2012-06-22 09:08:05 PM  

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: unlikely: Any Minnesota Farkers want to tell us why she keeps getting elected?

The area that she represents is semi-rural, semi-suburban, somewhat more racist than average and populated mainly with well-off conservatives who live in prefab semi-custom suburban colonies that were farmland 20 years ago.

Also, google "Sterns County Syndrome", which goes a fair distance in explaining Bachmann herself.


I understand all of that...but aren't they the slightest bit, y'know, embarrassed by her constant antics, her antivax crackpotism, her having to apologize for the Dachau banner at her rally etc etc.

At some point don't these people want a representative and not a sideshow?
 
2012-06-22 09:10:09 PM  
Obama blatantly undermines the Diet of Worms every time Michelle argues for healthier school lunches.
 
2012-06-22 09:10:33 PM  
Menopause is a biatch.

/and so is Bachmann Derper Overdrive
 
2012-06-22 09:11:20 PM  
Obama beat the Monroe Doctrine like a red headed step-child by ordering spicy mustard.
 
2012-06-22 09:11:54 PM  

Bill_Wick's_Friend: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: unlikely: Any Minnesota Farkers want to tell us why she keeps getting elected?

The area that she represents is semi-rural, semi-suburban, somewhat more racist than average and populated mainly with well-off conservatives who live in prefab semi-custom suburban colonies that were farmland 20 years ago.

Also, google "Sterns County Syndrome", which goes a fair distance in explaining Bachmann herself.

I understand all of that...but aren't they the slightest bit, y'know, embarrassed by her constant antics, her antivax crackpotism, her having to apologize for the Dachau banner at her rally etc etc.

At some point don't these people want a representative and not a sideshow?


Only a very small portion of the state is able to vote for or against her. I am sure the rest of Minnesota IS embarrassed that the burbs suck just like in every other upper-Midwest state.
 
2012-06-22 09:13:22 PM  
That she couldn't make it past the first primaries baffles me. She is exactly the kind of Republican this country wants.
 
2012-06-22 09:15:27 PM  
It's amusing when Michele Bachmann thinks she's well read and intelligent.

Education is for sissies: it's the Republican credo.
 
2012-06-22 09:15:53 PM  

lockers: Hate her or love her, you have to admit she has a point.


It must be difficult for her to find a hat to fit it!
 
2012-06-22 09:17:29 PM  
lockers: Hate her or love her, you have to admit she has a point.


At the top of her head, yes.
 
2012-06-22 09:17:43 PM  
Obama undercut the Treaty of Algeron by giving the government contract for cloaking technology to his buddies at Solyndra.
 
2012-06-22 09:19:07 PM  
Republicans long for the divine right of kings and a renewed feudal society.

Conservatism, you know.
 
2012-06-22 09:21:46 PM  

red5ish: Obama neglected his Prana-bindu training and spat on the Azhar Book.


Obama refuses to drink the Sapho juice.
 
2012-06-22 09:24:21 PM  
Obama violated the Treaty of Ghent when he drank from my milkshake.
 
2012-06-22 09:25:57 PM  
Obama undercut the Second Khitomer Accords by selling isolytic subspace weapons to the Son'a. Also, the Founders have infiltrated the government.
 
2012-06-22 09:28:55 PM  
Obama undercut the Hawley-Smoot tariff when he...

Okay, look, I haven't got a joke for this one. I just think the "Hawley-Smoot tariff" sounds awesome.

Carry on.
 
2012-06-22 09:31:19 PM  

Diogenes: I'd be angrier with her if I thought she knew anything about the topics of which she speaks.

So I disregard her like the nutty dude with the huge cross who stands on the corner downtown and yells at everyone.


Crazy is like an infection. If you ignore it, it spreads. How do you think the Tea Party got such a foothold in this country?
 
2012-06-22 09:33:01 PM  

Dog Welder: Obama undercut the Hawley-Smoot tariff when he...

Okay, look, I haven't got a joke for this one. I just think the "Hawley-Smoot tariff" sounds awesome.

Carry on.


Smoot-Hawley
 
2012-06-22 09:36:09 PM  

Bill_Wick's_Friend: I understand all of that...but aren't they the slightest bit, y'know, embarrassed by her constant antics, her antivax crackpotism, her having to apologize for the Dachau banner at her rally etc etc.

At some point don't these people want a representative and not a sideshow?


Frighteningly, they, by and large, believe she's fighting the good fight, alongside the folks who simply vote for the incumbent or the Republican.
 
2012-06-22 09:44:10 PM  

Jake Havechek: Republicans long for the divine right of kings and a renewed feudal society.


The real problem is that they'll get one, too. Americans love to be ordered around by "strong leaders."

We've become a nation of sniveling sycophants.
 
2012-06-22 09:46:24 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: Well, I guess it's time to haul this out and post it again.

[i798.photobucket.com image 130x150]


I LOL'ed AGAIN.
 
2012-06-22 09:49:49 PM  
img694.imageshack.us
 
2012-06-22 09:54:49 PM  
I was going to read the article, but I can't. If I won't to try to wrestle sense out of the nonsense spewing of psychotic people, I'll go home and visit my parents.
 
2012-06-22 09:55:09 PM  

propasaurus: Then there's also her comments that the Muslim Brotherhood has infiltrated our government, and calls for investigations to root them out. Reminiscent of her calls for members of Congress to be investigated for unAmerican activities.


I think it's more reminiscent of a mental disorder.

/Seriously, at this stage...
 
2012-06-22 09:58:18 PM  

Somacandra: unlikely: Any Minnesota Farkers want to tell us why she keeps getting elected?

[i.imgur.com image 640x543]

Gerrymandering. She's #6. Under new district map, she's safer than ever before.


Yep, gerrymandering is absolutely evil. I'm increasingly convinced that these odd shaped districts are purchased by someone or some group. "How much for a far right district in Montana?"
 
2012-06-22 10:05:16 PM  

Tyrano Soros: Obama violated the Treaty of Ghent when he drank from my milkshake.


pwwwblog.ibeatyou.com
 
2012-06-22 10:26:18 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: *Ordinance. Not an explosive.


You haven't been to Alpena lately, huh?
 
2012-06-22 10:30:42 PM  

Sabyen91: Dog Welder: Obama undercut the Hawley-Smoot tariff when he...

Okay, look, I haven't got a joke for this one. I just think the "Hawley-Smoot tariff" sounds awesome.

Carry on.

Smoot-Hawley


It's "Hoot-Smalley", goddammit.
 
2012-06-22 10:31:53 PM  

odinsposse: Michelle Bachmann: Senior U.S. Representative who currently sits on the House Intelligence Committee, Committee on Financial Services, and is a goddamn moron.


That is farking terrifying.
Seriously, how the F*CK is that even possible?
 
2012-06-22 10:39:44 PM  

El Morro: odinsposse: Michelle Bachmann: Senior U.S. Representative who currently sits on the House Intelligence Committee, Committee on Financial Services, and is a goddamn moron.

That is farking terrifying.
Seriously, how the F*CK is that even possible?


They put her on the Intelligence Committee so she couldn't talk about it. It was to shut her up.
 
2012-06-22 10:45:58 PM  

that bosnian sniper: Sabyen91: Dog Welder: Obama undercut the Hawley-Smoot tariff when he...

Okay, look, I haven't got a joke for this one. I just think the "Hawley-Smoot tariff" sounds awesome.

Carry on.

Smoot-Hawley

It's "Hoot-Smalley", goddammit.


is0.4sqi.net

www.thecontrarianmedia.com

I like that bill! And doggone it, people like me.
 
2012-06-22 10:57:16 PM  
Flash back to one year ago. Bachmann was on the cover of Time magazine sporting mad crazy eyes. Right wingers then frothed with righteous indignation claiming media bias since, clearly, Bachmann is not nuts.

Do any of her former white knights wish to continue that debate?

Difficulty: produce evidence of the Muslin Brotherhood penetrating the federal government. Even if it's just the tip, and only for just a second.
 
2012-06-22 10:58:35 PM  

DeArmondVI: Flash back to one year ago. Bachmann was on the cover of Time magazine sporting mad crazy eyes. Right wingers then frothed with righteous indignation claiming media bias since, clearly, Bachmann is not nuts.


I really didn't get that. EVERY picture of her has her sporting the same eyes.
 
2012-06-22 11:03:16 PM  
Two words:



Corn dog!
 
2012-06-22 11:06:37 PM  
Obama violated the shadow proclamation when he let the sauntaruns install atmos units in everyone's cars.
 
2012-06-22 11:12:42 PM  

Sabyen91: DeArmondVI: Flash back to one year ago. Bachmann was on the cover of Time magazine sporting mad crazy eyes. Right wingers then frothed with righteous indignation claiming media bias since, clearly, Bachmann is not nuts.

I really didn't get that. EVERY picture of her has her sporting the same eyes.


Best guess I can come up with is that they were embarassed by reality, as it tends to not favor them all that much.

It's much easier just to blame libs.
 
2012-06-22 11:26:24 PM  

DeArmondVI: Sabyen91: DeArmondVI: Flash back to one year ago. Bachmann was on the cover of Time magazine sporting mad crazy eyes. Right wingers then frothed with righteous indignation claiming media bias since, clearly, Bachmann is not nuts.

I really didn't get that. EVERY picture of her has her sporting the same eyes.

Best guess I can come up with is that they were embarassed by reality, as it tends to not favor them all that much.

It's much easier just to blame libs.


Yup, camera's are notoriously liberal.
 
2012-06-22 11:26:33 PM  
Obama violated the Peace of Augsburg when he confiscated church land and handed it out to teh Gheys!
 
2012-06-22 11:27:46 PM  

Somacandra: unlikely: Any Minnesota Farkers want to tell us why she keeps getting elected?

[i.imgur.com image 640x543]

Gerrymandering. She's #6. Under new district map, she's safer than ever before.


I was hoping against hope that with redistricting she would no longer be my representative. Sadly that didn't come to pass.
 
2012-06-22 11:27:57 PM  

Sabyen91: DeArmondVI: Sabyen91: DeArmondVI: Flash back to one year ago. Bachmann was on the cover of Time magazine sporting mad crazy eyes. Right wingers then frothed with righteous indignation claiming media bias since, clearly, Bachmann is not nuts.

I really didn't get that. EVERY picture of her has her sporting the same eyes.

Best guess I can come up with is that they were embarassed by reality, as it tends to not favor them all that much.

It's much easier just to blame libs.

Yup, camera's are notoriously liberal.


Could somebody please give my apostrophe back?
 
2012-06-22 11:34:37 PM  
Obama murderlated(TM) the Geneva Accords when he sent his Muslim Death squads to eradicate loyalists in our close allies of China and ruined my holiday in Cambodia.

Also, he smells funny and stole Marcus's sammich, godammit!
 
2012-06-22 11:57:05 PM  

PsiChick: propasaurus: Then there's also her comments that the Muslim Brotherhood has infiltrated our government, and calls for investigations to root them out. Reminiscent of her calls for members of Congress to be investigated for unAmerican activities.

I think it's more reminiscent of a mental disorder.

/Seriously, at this stage...


She is beginning to sound less rational than Orly Taitz on a bender.
 
2012-06-22 11:58:22 PM  

Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 478x269]

Obama violated the Treaty of Guadelupe Hidalgo by visiting Governor SheLich in Arizona.


Im sorry to be a lich you have to be a magic user.
 
2012-06-22 11:59:30 PM  

Gyrfalcon: PsiChick: propasaurus: Then there's also her comments that the Muslim Brotherhood has infiltrated our government, and calls for investigations to root them out. Reminiscent of her calls for members of Congress to be investigated for unAmerican activities.

I think it's more reminiscent of a mental disorder.

/Seriously, at this stage...

She is beginning to sound less rational than Orly Taitz on a bender.


Rule 34 failed me (at least for now). I looked for Orly Taitz on Bender.
 
2012-06-23 12:01:55 AM  
Obama violated the Dungeon Master's Guide 2nd Edition.
 
2012-06-23 12:02:18 AM  

Sabyen91: Gyrfalcon: PsiChick: propasaurus: Then there's also her comments that the Muslim Brotherhood has infiltrated our government, and calls for investigations to root them out. Reminiscent of her calls for members of Congress to be investigated for unAmerican activities.

I think it's more reminiscent of a mental disorder.

/Seriously, at this stage...

She is beginning to sound less rational than Orly Taitz on a bender.

Rule 34 failed me (at least for now). I looked for Orly Taitz on Bender.


You got lucky. Looking for Orly Taitz anywhere on GIS would drive you into the abyss.
 
2012-06-23 12:03:30 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Sabyen91: Gyrfalcon: PsiChick: propasaurus: Then there's also her comments that the Muslim Brotherhood has infiltrated our government, and calls for investigations to root them out. Reminiscent of her calls for members of Congress to be investigated for unAmerican activities.

I think it's more reminiscent of a mental disorder.

/Seriously, at this stage...

She is beginning to sound less rational than Orly Taitz on a bender.

Rule 34 failed me (at least for now). I looked for Orly Taitz on Bender.

You got lucky. Looking for Orly Taitz anywhere on GIS would drive you into the abyss.


Wait, that was where I was looking.

/Pfft, as if I have never been to the abyss.
 
2012-06-23 12:18:36 AM  

Sabyen91: /Pfft, as if I have never been to the abyss.


Hey, Sayben, you're intelligent. Have we really been deporting immigrants who serve in the military and are honorably discharged, and, if so, why? And why in the hell are the Republicans saying they should still be deported?
 
2012-06-23 12:22:41 AM  

ox45tallboy: Sabyen91: /Pfft, as if I have never been to the abyss.

Hey, Sayben, you're intelligent. Have we really been deporting immigrants who serve in the military and are honorably discharged, and, if so, why? And why in the hell are the Republicans saying they should still be deported?


If you think I know anything about what Republicans think you are mistaken. They are an alien race to me. They are insane, stupid, evil people.
 
2012-06-23 12:28:18 AM  

Sabyen91: ox45tallboy: Sabyen91: /Pfft, as if I have never been to the abyss.

Hey, Sayben, you're intelligent. Have we really been deporting immigrants who serve in the military and are honorably discharged, and, if so, why? And why in the hell are the Republicans saying they should still be deported?

If you think I know anything about what Republicans think you are mistaken. They are an alien race to me. They are insane, stupid, evil people.


I'm with you there, I was just wondering about our National Policy as a whole. It seems this policy has been in place for the first three years of the Obama administration. How on earth do we not offer citizenship for honorable service? To me, that should be pretty much automatic.
 
2012-06-23 12:37:29 AM  

ox45tallboy: Sabyen91: ox45tallboy: Sabyen91: /Pfft, as if I have never been to the abyss.

Hey, Sayben, you're intelligent. Have we really been deporting immigrants who serve in the military and are honorably discharged, and, if so, why? And why in the hell are the Republicans saying they should still be deported?

If you think I know anything about what Republicans think you are mistaken. They are an alien race to me. They are insane, stupid, evil people.

I'm with you there, I was just wondering about our National Policy as a whole. It seems this policy has been in place for the first three years of the Obama administration. How on earth do we not offer citizenship for honorable service? To me, that should be pretty much automatic.


Obama has been pushing for a path for those in the military quite a bit longer than the current news stories suggest. Link Republicans love obstructing any humanity that is proposed. I don't know what the DoJ has been doing as a policy about deporting those who have served. I doubt it was a priority.
 
2012-06-23 12:42:06 AM  

Sabyen91: Gyrfalcon: Sabyen91: Gyrfalcon: PsiChick: propasaurus: Then there's also her comments that the Muslim Brotherhood has infiltrated our government, and calls for investigations to root them out. Reminiscent of her calls for members of Congress to be investigated for unAmerican activities.

I think it's more reminiscent of a mental disorder.

/Seriously, at this stage...

She is beginning to sound less rational than Orly Taitz on a bender.

Rule 34 failed me (at least for now). I looked for Orly Taitz on Bender.

You got lucky. Looking for Orly Taitz anywhere on GIS would drive you into the abyss.

Wait, that was where I was looking.

/Pfft, as if I have never been to the abyss.


There are abysses one should not enter.
 
2012-06-23 12:45:23 AM  
As a sitting member of the House Intelligence Committee she has access to classified information that we don't have. Just sayin'...

cdn.ricochet.com

/sorry :(
 
2012-06-23 12:45:51 AM  

thamike: lockers: Hate her or love her, you have to admit she has a point.Kim Kardashian is a business savvy intellectual with boundless talent


Believe it or not, what you said sounds even more retarded than the correction. I'm walking on air, I never though I could feel so freeheeheeeeee. Flying away on a wing and a prayer, who could it beeee? Believe it or not, it's just meeeeeeeeeee!


FTFY
 
2012-06-23 12:57:51 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Sabyen91: Gyrfalcon: Sabyen91: Gyrfalcon: PsiChick: propasaurus: Then there's also her comments that the Muslim Brotherhood has infiltrated our government, and calls for investigations to root them out. Reminiscent of her calls for members of Congress to be investigated for unAmerican activities.

I think it's more reminiscent of a mental disorder.

/Seriously, at this stage...

She is beginning to sound less rational than Orly Taitz on a bender.

Rule 34 failed me (at least for now). I looked for Orly Taitz on Bender.

You got lucky. Looking for Orly Taitz anywhere on GIS would drive you into the abyss.

Wait, that was where I was looking.

/Pfft, as if I have never been to the abyss.

There are abysses one should not enter.


Oh, yeah, I have been burned by the crazy.
 
2012-06-23 12:58:43 AM  

ciderczar: thamike: lockers: Hate her or love her, you have to admit she has a point.Kim Kardashian is a business savvy intellectual with boundless talent


Believe it or not, what you said sounds even more retarded than the correction. I'm walking on air, I never though I could feel so freeheeheeeeee. Flying away on a wing and a prayer, who could it beeee? Believe it or not, it's just meeeeeeeeeee!

FTFY


I loved that show.
 
2012-06-23 01:03:22 AM  
*sigh*

We live in a world where Gabby Giffords gets shot and this coont is still walking around.

And yes, I will catch some flak for that I'm sure, but fark it. I am * tired* of being nice, I am tired of the whole "well everyone is entitled to their opinions" spiel. Especially when their opinions are that I am not a human being deserving of the same rights they get handed to them as a matter of course.

fark their opinions. I hope she dies of stomach cancer screaming until she can't breathe, alone.
 
2012-06-23 01:05:27 AM  

Somacandra: unlikely: Any Minnesota Farkers want to tell us why she keeps getting elected?

[i.imgur.com image 640x543]

Gerrymandering. She's #6. Under new district map, she's safer than ever before.


That is one of the most ridiculous district geometries geometry I've ever seen.
 
2012-06-23 01:07:12 AM  

Brytanica1: *sigh*

We live in a world where Gabby Giffords gets shot and this coont is still walking around.

And yes, I will catch some flak for that I'm sure, but fark it. I am * tired* of being nice, I am tired of the whole "well everyone is entitled to their opinions" spiel. Especially when their opinions are that I am not a human being deserving of the same rights they get handed to them as a matter of course.

fark their opinions. I hope she dies of stomach cancer screaming until she can't breathe, alone.


I read that as shot in the coont and thought I forgot everything I knew about the female anatomy.
 
2012-06-23 01:08:23 AM  

Brytanica1: *sigh*

We live in a world where Gabby Giffords gets shot and this coont is still walking around.

And yes, I will catch some flak for that I'm sure, but fark it. I am * tired* of being nice, I am tired of the whole "well everyone is entitled to their opinions" spiel. Especially when their opinions are that I am not a human being deserving of the same rights they get handed to them as a matter of course.

fark their opinions. I hope she dies of stomach cancer screaming until she can't breathe, alone.


I hope she gets cervical cancer because of all those lies about the vaccine. But the HPV virus is transferred sexually, and since she hasn't figured out her husband yet and all of her kids are adopted, I don't think cervical cancer is likely.
 
2012-06-23 01:09:39 AM  

ciderczar: Brytanica1: *sigh*

We live in a world where Gabby Giffords gets shot and this coont is still walking around.

And yes, I will catch some flak for that I'm sure, but fark it. I am * tired* of being nice, I am tired of the whole "well everyone is entitled to their opinions" spiel. Especially when their opinions are that I am not a human being deserving of the same rights they get handed to them as a matter of course.

fark their opinions. I hope she dies of stomach cancer screaming until she can't breathe, alone.

I read that as shot in the coont and thought I forgot everything I knew about the female anatomy.


I will shoot her in the coont. I will throw myself on the crazy grenade. I suspect she just needs good luvin after years with Marcus.
 
2012-06-23 01:14:40 AM  

Sabyen91: ciderczar: Brytanica1: *sigh*

We live in a world where Gabby Giffords gets shot and this coont is still walking around.

And yes, I will catch some flak for that I'm sure, but fark it. I am * tired* of being nice, I am tired of the whole "well everyone is entitled to their opinions" spiel. Especially when their opinions are that I am not a human being deserving of the same rights they get handed to them as a matter of course.

fark their opinions. I hope she dies of stomach cancer screaming until she can't breathe, alone.

I read that as shot in the coont and thought I forgot everything I knew about the female anatomy.

I will shoot her in the coont. I will throw myself on the crazy grenade. I suspect she just needs good luvin after years with Marcus.


One truism that holds constant for both straight and gay guys...

Never stick your dick in crazy.

She can't possibly be good in bed. Her idea of a blowjob is probably closing her eyes and a few tentative licks around the head.
 
2012-06-23 01:14:41 AM  
Obama flagrantly and obviously violates Dred Scott v. Sandford.
 
2012-06-23 01:16:50 AM  

Brytanica1: Sabyen91: ciderczar: Brytanica1: *sigh*

We live in a world where Gabby Giffords gets shot and this coont is still walking around.

And yes, I will catch some flak for that I'm sure, but fark it. I am * tired* of being nice, I am tired of the whole "well everyone is entitled to their opinions" spiel. Especially when their opinions are that I am not a human being deserving of the same rights they get handed to them as a matter of course.

fark their opinions. I hope she dies of stomach cancer screaming until she can't breathe, alone.

I read that as shot in the coont and thought I forgot everything I knew about the female anatomy.

I will shoot her in the coont. I will throw myself on the crazy grenade. I suspect she just needs good luvin after years with Marcus.

One truism that holds constant for both straight and gay guys...

Never stick your dick in crazy.

She can't possibly be good in bed. Her idea of a blowjob is probably closing her eyes and a few tentative licks around the head.


Meh, it has been awhile. I could use a couple of licks around the head. :)

/How many licks does it take? Ouch.
 
2012-06-23 01:20:04 AM  

Sabyen91: Meh, it has been awhile. I could use a couple of licks around the head. :)

/How many licks does it take? Ouch.


Shes married to a guy more flaming than the Olympic torch and all of her kids are adopted. She probably needs a few licks around the head as well.
 
2012-06-23 01:26:16 AM  

Sabyen91: Brytanica1: Sabyen91: ciderczar: Brytanica1: *sigh*

We live in a world where Gabby Giffords gets shot and this coont is still walking around.

And yes, I will catch some flak for that I'm sure, but fark it. I am * tired* of being nice, I am tired of the whole "well everyone is entitled to their opinions" spiel. Especially when their opinions are that I am not a human being deserving of the same rights they get handed to them as a matter of course.

fark their opinions. I hope she dies of stomach cancer screaming until she can't breathe, alone.

I read that as shot in the coont and thought I forgot everything I knew about the female anatomy.

I will shoot her in the coont. I will throw myself on the crazy grenade. I suspect she just needs good luvin after years with Marcus.

One truism that holds constant for both straight and gay guys...

Never stick your dick in crazy.

She can't possibly be good in bed. Her idea of a blowjob is probably closing her eyes and a few tentative licks around the head.

Meh, it has been awhile. I could use a couple of licks around the head. :)

/How many licks does it take? Ouch.


Look, if you are fishing for a pity bj, I am not going to fall for that old trick!

Fool me once, shame on you, fool me 23 times...
 
2012-06-23 01:30:27 AM  
Well, really the issue is, is the Magna Carta common law, or is it statutory?

You see, all states aside from Louisiana use pre-1776 English common law*. Sure, it may have been overturned in subsequent decisions or by statute, but it is still there and can still be cited to as good law. So if the magna carta is viewed as being the common law, then Obama could undercut it.

*The date may vary by a bit based upon the state's previous ownership and date of becoming a state. But ballpark around there.
 
2012-06-23 01:35:23 AM  

Rashnu: As a sitting member of the House Intelligence Committee she has access to classified information that we don't have. Just sayin'...

[cdn.ricochet.com image 608x600]

/sorry :(


she is batshiat insane you yeah she's totally believable
 
2012-06-23 01:54:17 AM  

Brytanica1: Look, if you are fishing for a pity bj, I am not going to fall for that old trick!

Fool me once, shame on you, fool me 23 times...


blogs.theage.com.au

"In a row?"
 
2012-06-23 02:09:55 AM  

Bucky Katt: Rashnu: As a sitting member of the House Intelligence Committee she has access to classified information that we don't have. Just sayin'...

[cdn.ricochet.com image 608x600]

/sorry :(

she is batshiat insane you yeah she's totally believable


Wat? Are you alleging that a member of the certifiably insane has infiltrated the highest levels of our government and been given access to sensitive details regarding national security? Now who's the conspiracy theorist? ;)
 
2012-06-23 02:28:41 AM  

Rashnu: Wat? Are you alleging that a member of the certifiably insane has infiltrated the highest levels of our government and been given access to sensitive details regarding national security? Now who's the conspiracy theorist? ;)


Yeah, that's not been a problem since Athens decided to see what'd happen if you gave every land-owner a vote or anything.
 
2012-06-23 02:30:55 AM  

Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 478x269]

Obama violated the Treaty of Guadelupe Hidalgo by visiting Governor SheLich in Arizona.


Does this mean we can give Texas back to Mexico?
 
2012-06-23 02:33:33 AM  
Can I still vote for her?
 
2012-06-23 02:35:49 AM  
FTFA: Michele Bachmann took her propensity for promoting conspiracy theories to another level this week while speaking with the American Family Association's Sandy Rios

A right wing hate group. I'm so surprised I could just yawn.

img27.imageshack.us
 
2012-06-23 02:41:50 AM  
Obama Caught sayof school that has stoped Handstandsing the moment he wrote single to salute and wait for answer again.
 
2012-06-23 03:19:28 AM  

Lunaville: I was going to read the article, but I can't. If I won't to try to wrestle sense out of the nonsense spewing of psychotic people, I'll go home and visit my parents.


I started to read, but the Stupid, it Burns.
 
2012-06-23 03:25:39 AM  

Sabyen91: Brytanica1: Sabyen91: ciderczar: Brytanica1: *sigh*

We live in a world where Gabby Giffords gets shot and this coont is still walking around.

And yes, I will catch some flak for that I'm sure, but fark it. I am * tired* of being nice, I am tired of the whole "well everyone is entitled to their opinions" spiel. Especially when their opinions are that I am not a human being deserving of the same rights they get handed to them as a matter of course.

fark their opinions. I hope she dies of stomach cancer screaming until she can't breathe, alone.

I read that as shot in the coont and thought I forgot everything I knew about the female anatomy.

I will shoot her in the coont. I will throw myself on the crazy grenade. I suspect she just needs good luvin after years with Marcus.

One truism that holds constant for both straight and gay guys...

Never stick your dick in crazy.

She can't possibly be good in bed. Her idea of a blowjob is probably closing her eyes and a few tentative licks around the head.

Meh, it has been awhile. I could use a couple of licks around the head. :)

/How many licks does it take? Ouch.


"One...twohoo...three...CRUNCH".

I'm not sure you want to go there.
 
2012-06-23 03:44:27 AM  

Brytanica1: Sabyen91: Brytanica1: Sabyen91: ciderczar: Brytanica1: *sigh*

We live in a world where Gabby Giffords gets shot and this coont is still walking around.

And yes, I will catch some flak for that I'm sure, but fark it. I am * tired* of being nice, I am tired of the whole "well everyone is entitled to their opinions" spiel. Especially when their opinions are that I am not a human being deserving of the same rights they get handed to them as a matter of course.

fark their opinions. I hope she dies of stomach cancer screaming until she can't breathe, alone.

I read that as shot in the coont and thought I forgot everything I knew about the female anatomy.

I will shoot her in the coont. I will throw myself on the crazy grenade. I suspect she just needs good luvin after years with Marcus.

One truism that holds constant for both straight and gay guys...

Never stick your dick in crazy.

She can't possibly be good in bed. Her idea of a blowjob is probably closing her eyes and a few tentative licks around the head.

Meh, it has been awhile. I could use a couple of licks around the head. :)

/How many licks does it take? Ouch.

Look, if you are fishing for a pity bj, I am not going to fall for that old trick!

Fool me once, shame on you, fool me 23 times...


LOL, excellent comeback.
 
2012-06-23 03:45:10 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Sabyen91: Brytanica1: Sabyen91: ciderczar: Brytanica1: *sigh*

We live in a world where Gabby Giffords gets shot and this coont is still walking around.

And yes, I will catch some flak for that I'm sure, but fark it. I am * tired* of being nice, I am tired of the whole "well everyone is entitled to their opinions" spiel. Especially when their opinions are that I am not a human being deserving of the same rights they get handed to them as a matter of course.

fark their opinions. I hope she dies of stomach cancer screaming until she can't breathe, alone.

I read that as shot in the coont and thought I forgot everything I knew about the female anatomy.

I will shoot her in the coont. I will throw myself on the crazy grenade. I suspect she just needs good luvin after years with Marcus.

One truism that holds constant for both straight and gay guys...

Never stick your dick in crazy.

She can't possibly be good in bed. Her idea of a blowjob is probably closing her eyes and a few tentative licks around the head.

Meh, it has been awhile. I could use a couple of licks around the head. :)

/How many licks does it take? Ouch.

"One...twohoo...three...CRUNCH".

I'm not sure you want to go there.


I really, really don't! Like I said...OUCH!
 
2012-06-23 04:20:21 AM  
Well to be fair King John also largely ignored the Magna Carta. But I see the analogy attempting to be made. Too bad the power Obama exercised happens to be a specific one outlined in the friggin' Constitution itself. Kind of trumps out-dated documents from other nations I think.
 
2012-06-23 04:34:03 AM  

burning_bridge: Well to be fair King John also largely ignored the Magna Carta. But I see the analogy attempting to be made. Too bad the power Obama exercised happens to be a specific one outlined in the friggin' Constitution itself. Kind of trumps out-dated documents from other nations I think.


Bad King John is my direct ancestor. The Magna Carta is overrated.
 
2012-06-23 05:54:06 AM  
Obama violated the constitution by being a black president. Can't any of you see that? When the founding fathers wrote the constitution they never meant for a black man to be President, not along for black folks to be walking around with white folks and carring along. You all need to stop this abomination and get this country back into the hands that it belongs in, the likes of Ford, JP Morgan, Carnegie, those are the people that know whats good for us.
 
2012-06-23 06:02:17 AM  
It's like watching The Bachelor or Real Housewives: you can actually feel brain cells dying, squealing in agony to just. Make. The. Stupid. Stop.
 
2012-06-23 06:30:02 AM  

Hagbardr: Obama undercut the Law of the Universe, the Law of the Galaxy when he joined Kalgan's mutiny on the Southern Sun.


4.bp.blogspot.com

Kalgan, take me away!
 
2012-06-23 07:07:47 AM  

unlikely: Any Minnesota Farkers want to tell us why she keeps getting elected?


Because all the Minnesota DNC has their heads stuck up Lenin's butt....Bachmann probably one of the few in Minn who does not know the words to Internationale
 
2012-06-23 08:35:08 AM  

dugitman: Obama undercut the Treaty of Tripoli when he denied being a mussulman.


Only article 11.
 
2012-06-23 09:05:11 AM  
Obama violated The Treaty of Armens when he said the Sheliak Corporate's banking sector needed common-sense regulations.
 
2012-06-23 09:13:21 AM  
Obama violated the 3/5ths compromise by only being 1/2 white?
 
2012-06-23 09:37:27 AM  

halB: Well, really the issue is, is the Magna Carta common law, or is it statutory?

You see, all states aside from Louisiana use pre-1776 English common law*. Sure, it may have been overturned in subsequent decisions or by statute, but it is still there and can still be cited to as good law. So if the magna carta is viewed as being the common law, then Obama could undercut it.

*The date may vary by a bit based upon the state's previous ownership and date of becoming a state. But ballpark around there.


I'd say just about anything Bachmann can complain about being violated in the Magna Carte by Obama was already overridden by the Constitution.
 
2012-06-23 09:43:06 AM  
Obama undermined the entire English Constitution when he mis-quoted Monty Python and The Holy Grail.
 
2012-06-23 09:48:11 AM  
bachman needs a 2 hours session with about 6 NFL linemen who haven't been laid in about a week. that would clear her mind up.
 
2012-06-23 10:50:39 AM  
Obama violated the CHOAM compact when he used the house atomics to breach the shield wall.
 
2012-06-23 11:10:01 AM  
She's farking loopy.

/the eighth dwarf
 
2012-06-23 11:34:55 AM  
bachman: Barack Obama sees that he is the law. That's unbelievable.

'bout right
 
2012-06-23 11:48:25 AM  
Obama undermined the North Atlantic Treaty Organization by taking his family to the Pacific state of Hawaii at Christmas.
 
2012-06-23 11:52:43 AM  
"whispered to the Russian, Communist president"

I didn't realize that Russia was still a communist regime. Thanks Ms Derpmann for clearing that out.
 
2012-06-23 12:36:07 PM  

Linux_Yes: bachman needs a 2 hours session with about 6 NFL linemen who haven't been laid in about a week. that would clear her mind up.


I'm sure she's well-experienced in watching men fapping (each other).
 
2012-06-23 12:48:58 PM  

usernameguy: Obama violated the Edict of Worms by attending a Protestant church.


Damn, that's a real thing? I would have sworn it was a Warhammer Fantasy sourcebook.
 
2012-06-23 12:51:35 PM  

DancingElkCondor: unlikely: Any Minnesota Farkers want to tell us why she keeps getting elected?

Because all the Minnesota DNC has their heads stuck up Lenin's butt....Bachmann probably one of the few in Minn who does not know the words to Internationale


This answers the question, though not entirely in the way you intended.
 
2012-06-23 01:32:05 PM  

Hagbardr: Obama undercut the White Gold Concordat when he failed to enforce the ban on Talos worship.


And I, as a true son of Skyrim, support our Redguard leader for this! The Obamakiin comes!

Bachmann needs to take an arrow to the knee. And one to the mouth to shut her up.
 
2012-06-23 01:41:01 PM  
Obama violated subby's mom when he violated subby's mom.
 
2012-06-23 01:48:21 PM  
I think Michelle Bachmann needs a very prominent spot in the Romney campaign, so she can speak as often and to as many people as possible.

That's definitely in the Nation's best interests.
 
2012-06-23 01:55:48 PM  
farkers...i am disappoint nobody mentioned...

i55.photobucket.com

obama violated article 15 of the shadow proclamation when he used an unauthorized time vortex manipulator to go back in time and place his birth announcement in a hawaiian newspaper in 1961. and CLEARLY, this is only a class 5 planet!!

and also obvious

i27.photobucket.com

Obama violated the first two rules of fight club, by well...talking about fight club
 
2012-06-23 03:26:36 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Sabyen91: Gyrfalcon: PsiChick: propasaurus: Then there's also her comments that the Muslim Brotherhood has infiltrated our government, and calls for investigations to root them out. Reminiscent of her calls for members of Congress to be investigated for unAmerican activities.

I think it's more reminiscent of a mental disorder.

/Seriously, at this stage...

She is beginning to sound less rational than Orly Taitz on a bender.

Rule 34 failed me (at least for now). I looked for Orly Taitz on Bender.

You got lucky. Looking for Orly Taitz anywhere on GIS would drive you into the abyss.


Oily Taint on Bender?
 
2012-06-23 03:32:53 PM  

Brytanica1: .

She can't possibly be good in bed. Her idea of a blowjob is probably closing her eyes and a few tentative licks around the head.


With all the corndog practice, she may provide more 'tooth action' than would be considered desirable.
 
2012-06-23 04:15:56 PM  

DancingElkCondor: unlikely: Any Minnesota Farkers want to tell us why she keeps getting elected?

Because all the Minnesota DNC has their heads stuck up Lenin's butt....Bachmann probably one of the few in Minn who does not know the words to Internationale


beatlesfacts.files.wordpress.com

"Up my what now?"

t3.gstatic.com

"Shut the f*ck up, Donny! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!"

4.bp.blogspot.com

"What the f*ck's he talking about, Dude?"
 
2012-06-23 05:10:32 PM  

ox45tallboy: Sabyen91: ox45tallboy: Sabyen91: /Pfft, as if I have never been to the abyss.

Hey, Sayben, you're intelligent. Have we really been deporting immigrants who serve in the military and are honorably discharged, and, if so, why? And why in the hell are the Republicans saying they should still be deported?

If you think I know anything about what Republicans think you are mistaken. They are an alien race to me. They are insane, stupid, evil people.

I'm with you there, I was just wondering about our National Policy as a whole. It seems this policy has been in place for the first three years of the Obama administration. How on earth do we not offer citizenship for honorable service? To me, that should be pretty much automatic.


We might when our starship troopers actually wipe out those bugs from Klendathu
 
2012-06-23 05:18:28 PM  
Came for the Shadow Proclamation and White Gold Concordat references.

Leaving happy.

/House Intel Committee, eh?
 
2012-06-23 08:34:18 PM  

quatchi: Came for the Shadow Proclamation and White Gold Concordat references.

Leaving happy.

/House Intel Committee, eh?


How about the Rules of Acquisition?
 
2012-06-24 12:40:29 AM  

Pud: dahmers love zombie: I think the way she gets her information is she wakes up in the morning, reads absolutely every email she has that starts with "Fwd: fwd: FWD: FWD: fwd: fwd: FWD", utterly believes every piece of information in them, and goes about her day informed by nothing else.

She really is quite an ignorant person for having as much education as she does.

I'm always a little skeptical of those, unless they say somewhere in the email that "this is true."

/Because nobody on the internet would EVER lie about a thing like that.


My mom sent me one that said "Verified by Snoops"

manhattaninfidel.com
 
2012-06-24 12:19:44 PM  

Rashnu: Bucky Katt: Rashnu: As a sitting member of the House Intelligence Committee she has access to classified information that we don't have. Just sayin'...

[cdn.ricochet.com image 608x600]

/sorry :(

she is batshiat insane you yeah she's totally believable

Wat? Are you alleging that a member of the certifiably insane has infiltrated the highest levels of our government and been given access to sensitive details regarding national security? Now who's the conspiracy theorist? ;)


Nobody is insinuating that she comprehends sensitive information.
 
2012-06-24 02:57:08 PM  

Obama violated the laws of warp physics by singing the lyrics to Lead Breakfast.

2.bp.blogspot.com

www.carefreemaneuver.com
 
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