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(Cracked)   CDC: "Men have 3x the number of sexual partners as women." Mathematics: "The CDC is retarded"   (cracked.com) divider line 15
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2012-06-22 05:48:10 PM
4 votes:
I have never lied about the number of women I've had sex with. Just two, and both of them, Christina Hendricks and Megan Fox, will back me up on this.
2012-06-22 10:12:37 PM
2 votes:
TRANSVESTITES!

The answer is: TRANSVESTITES!

Two thirds of the time men are actually having sex with men dressed as women and don't know it.

And half the time, men are dressed as women and don't know it. (they really should stop drinking.)

/there I'm good at math.
2012-06-22 06:00:23 PM
2 votes:
I'm having sex with you right now, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.
2012-06-22 04:33:25 PM
2 votes:
This guy also needs to consider life expectancy.

Women who have sex with multiple men are more likely to be murdered by their spouse, thus are unable to respond to the survey.

So, let's start with that same 5/5 example the guy uses.
Males A, B, and C marry Females A, B, C respectively. Each married couple has sex with each other, so average of 1 partner on both sides..
Male A has sex with females A (his wife), B (Male B's wife), D, and E.
Male B finds out about it and murders Female B.

So, number of sexual partners reported by gender.
A (4), B (1), C(1), D(0), E(0) = 6
A (1), , C(1), D(1), E(1) = 4

Now it turns out Male A is also a serial killer:
A (4), B(1), C(1), D(0), E(0) = 6
A (1), , C(1) = 2
2012-06-22 08:22:31 PM
1 votes:
I've had at least 8 gals, and god knows how many transsexuals.
2012-06-22 07:48:52 PM
1 votes:
Kibbler: I'm saving myself for my one true love. Xardox, Destroyer of Worlds.

*sigh*


klausming.files.wordpress.com
2012-06-22 07:11:59 PM
1 votes:
I suspect that these numbers are more representative of the median than the mean due to the impossibility of really seeking out and counting the real slutty numbers. OR if we're counting "sex" as "reaching orgasm" we could see a difference. Woman, "you call that SEX? lol"
2012-06-22 06:26:12 PM
1 votes:
theurge14: 3 times 0 is still 0.

:(


dtdstudios.com
2012-06-22 06:18:57 PM
1 votes:
I'm saving myself for my one true love. Xardox, Destroyer of Worlds.

*sigh*
2012-06-22 05:55:02 PM
1 votes:
Actual survey results:
Republican men have 3x as many sex partners as their wives.
2012-06-22 05:32:03 PM
1 votes:
Some moron at Cracked has decided he's Marilyn vos Savant all of a sudden?
2012-06-22 05:30:39 PM
1 votes:
I stopped counting my sex partners when I hit 700 by my 19th birthday. Seeing as how the number of women I had sex with increased at an exponential rate, I'd say I've easily had around (1.15 X 1019) partners.
2012-06-22 02:56:47 PM
1 votes:
Since it's a Cracked link, shouldn't it be 6x as many?
2012-06-22 02:39:05 PM
1 votes:
I made sweet, sweet love to this thread and two others. One was in the politics tab. Doctor said a little ointment would clear that right up, though.
2012-06-22 02:21:21 PM
1 votes:
eurotrader: The number could explained simply. I know a few people that have had sex with in excess of 250 women so far excluding hookers, most stop counting at 100 and just use averaging per month. If you throw in pro athletes and show biz types whose number is a best guess of 500 plus, it makes the men that do not know how to talk women or are poor and ugly hovering at less than 5 have a higher average.

I hope you don't trade currencies based on the level of understanding of mathematics displayed by your statement.

Do you believe that there are fewer men than women in the population? That these values are medians rather than means? That the pool of responses is biased across gender? That the reporting is differentially reliable with respect to gender? That a much higher percentage of contacts are male to male than female to female?

Seriously, are you incapable of the most basic mathematical reasoning?
 
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