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(WBAL Baltimore)   Reminder: If you must smoke pot, do not smoke it in public. If you must smoke pot in public, do not smoke it at 8 a.m. in the police department parking lot during the shift change. (w/ mugshot goodness)   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, Cannabis smoking, smoke grenades, parking lots, preliminary hearing  
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9579 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Jun 2012 at 1:40 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-06-22 01:53:56 PM  
3 votes:
(Telephone Ringing)

(open up!!)
(open up)

2012-06-22 06:23:31 PM  
1 vote:
2012-06-22 03:12:01 PM  
1 vote:
I'm going to go out on a limb here and suggest that those fine young men will, sooner or later, have their pictures on Fark again. That's some powerful, weapons grade stupid right there.

A good friend of mine who is a cop in MA really likes the change to the laws when it comes to weed. Someone smoking a joint out on the Boston Common? NBD. Walk over, "Dude, put that shiat out, will you?" and on his merry way. If the person gives him lip? Write a ticket, confiscate, walk away. He said the only time he's had to actually bust someone for less than an ounce of weed was a dumbass who was driving along, puffing away at a blunt, and pulled up next to the cop at a set of lights. The dude got angry and indignant due to the small amount of weed. "Hey, farknuts... You're behind the farking wheel. That's OUI."

Of course, the guy behind the wheel also had 3 active warrants and a BOP that read like a manual on "How To Land Your Sorry Ass In Jail".
2012-06-22 01:59:07 PM  
1 vote:
During a vehicle search, officers said several bags of marijuana, paraphernalia and dextroamphetamine -- a schedule I controlled dangerous substance -- were discovered.

Ooh danger danger! Marijuana is schedule I as well, why did they feel the need to differentiate the meth?
2012-06-22 01:58:04 PM  
1 vote:
If you must smoke pot, do not smoke it in public move to San Francisco, the police don't care. They might even ask for a hit.
2012-06-22 01:55:31 PM  
1 vote:

El Brujo: There are normally people smoking weed downtown when I come out of the bus tunnel to catch another bus. There are also usually (thankfully) police hanging around down there too. Nobody here gives a shiat about weed.

I do like the cops hanging around downtown. There are some incredibly farked up people wandering around this city and pot aint the problem. Alcohol, meth, mental illness on the other hand...


I was catching a bus(Chicago) and I swear a 65+ year old woman pulled out a blunt and started smoking.
/Some kids were smoking also and she turned to me and said "their stuff ain't got nothing on mine"
//I don't smoke but that blew my high;-)
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