FARK.com: (7176709) Man lost over $400k using "lunar cycles and gravitational pull" to make investment decisions; then resorted to the astrologically tried and true Ponzi scheme to get that money back for investors

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		Man lost over $400k using "lunar cycles and gravitational pull" to make investment decisions; then resorted to the astrologically tried and true Ponzi scheme to get that money back for investors (blogs.browardpalmbeach.com)		16
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Satanic_Hamster		2012-06-22 01:49:31 PM

Obviously, he didn't account for the gravitational pull from the Sun. Can't just use only the moon.

Satanic_Hamster		2012-06-22 02:05:29 PM

So.... This gets approved with not a single post. No one cares enough to post in it. But Syria shooting down a Turkish air force F-4 can't get greenlit?

Thanks, Obama.

meow said the dog		2012-06-22 03:45:43 PM

Satanic_Hamster		2012-06-22 03:58:22 PM

meow said the dog: Satanic_Hamster: So.... This gets approved with not a single post. No one cares enough to post in it. But Syria shooting down a Turkish air force F-4 can't get greenlit?

Thanks, Obama.

You seem to be the bitter individual. Perhaps I can do the astrological reading for you?

You know damn well that I loathe and despise you. If anyone at a bar ever confided with me that they were the poster meow said the dog, I wouldn't stop punching that person in the dick for at least seven minutes.

So since no one cares about Syria downing a Nato jet OR about this stupid ponzi scheme, I'm declaring this thread ponies.

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Satanic_Hamster		2012-06-22 04:06:52 PM

wutchamacallem		2012-06-22 04:08:21 PM

Satanic_Hamster: You know damn well that I loathe and despise you. If anyone at a bar ever confided with me that they were the poster meow said the dog, I wouldn't stop punching that person in the dick for at least seven minutes.

You sound long oil.

Satanic_Hamster		2012-06-22 04:12:27 PM

wutchamacallem: Satanic_Hamster: You know damn well that I loathe and despise you. If anyone at a bar ever confided with me that they were the poster meow said the dog, I wouldn't stop punching that person in the dick for at least seven minutes.

You sound long oil.

You should ask your mom how long my oil is. Wait, what?

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Satanic_Hamster		2012-06-22 04:49:03 PM

Satanic_Hamster		2012-06-22 05:31:09 PM

Delawheredad		2012-06-22 05:37:07 PM

In the final analysis however, his advice was no stupider than what Glenn Beck tells his deluded followers every day.

Satanic_Hamster		2012-06-22 05:43:52 PM

catonacid		2012-06-22 10:05:26 PM

He should of used sea turtle migration patterns, much, much more accurate. What an amateur.

DrPainMD		2012-06-22 10:48:33 PM

Satanic_Hamster: meow said the dog: Satanic_Hamster: So.... This gets approved with not a single post. No one cares enough to post in it. But Syria shooting down a Turkish air force F-4 can't get greenlit?

Thanks, Obama.

You seem to be the bitter individual. Perhaps I can do the astrological reading for you?

You know damn well that I loathe and despise you. If anyone at a bar ever confided with me that they were the poster meow said the dog, I wouldn't stop punching that person in the dick for at least seven minutes.

You really are obsessed with dicks, aren't you?

So since no one cares about Syria downing a Nato jet OR about this stupid ponzi scheme, I'm declaring this thread ponies.

Why should anybody care about Syria downing a Turkish jet? It's none of our business.

limeyfellow		2012-06-23 05:46:13 PM

Satanic_Hamster: So.... This gets approved with not a single post. No one cares enough to post in it. But Syria shooting down a Turkish air force F-4 can't get greenlit?

Thanks, Obama.

Damn, now Obama is commanding Syria to fire on Turkish forces. Does this man know no bounds? Isn't it bad enough the got the White House to approve of Fast and Furious in 2006 and gave Delilah hair cutting lessons?

The man is sheer evil.

Satanic_Hamster		2012-06-23 10:55:39 PM

limeyfellow: Damn, now Obama is commanding Syria to fire on Turkish forces. Does this man know no bounds? Isn't it bad enough the got the White House to approve of Fast and Furious in 2006 and gave Delilah hair cutting lessons?

The man is sheer evil.

I know, right?

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JonPace		2012-06-24 01:50:09 AM

I bet you get so much ass

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