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(Big 1059)   While you sat on you mom's couch eating doughnuts and biatching about campers on Modern Warfare 3, a legless man scaled Mt. Kilimanjaro to raise money for clean water   (big1059.com) divider line 52
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2012-06-22 12:07:05 PM
Why would I want to scale Mt. Kilimanjaro?
I like my nice warm house and video games, thank you.
 
2012-06-22 12:09:19 PM
I have a job and pay taxes for clean water. What a mooch.
 
2012-06-22 12:09:26 PM
Was he carrying the money in his pocket or something?
 
2012-06-22 12:09:49 PM
seriously though, those farking campers are the worst.
 
2012-06-22 12:09:50 PM
Who plays Modern Warfare 3 anymore?
 
2012-06-22 12:10:16 PM
When you don't have to worry about clean water, you can play MW3.

Guess his parents should have worked harder.
 
2012-06-22 12:10:23 PM
The man who scaled Kilimanjaro was legless, but me sitting on the couch eating donuts and playing MW3 is 'armless. So it is a draw.
 
2012-06-22 12:10:42 PM
It's nothing a hundred men or more could ever do
 
2012-06-22 12:11:26 PM
Only raised $500K for all this work?

He should've just been mocked on a bus.
 
2012-06-22 12:11:51 PM
Damn, how thirsty was he?!
 
2012-06-22 12:12:10 PM

thaduke: Was he carrying the money in his pocket or something?


He raised it to the top of Mt Kilimanjaro...
 
2012-06-22 12:12:14 PM
Yeah but its not as amazing as it sounds, mountain scaling with no legs actually gives you a leg up...
 
2012-06-22 12:13:14 PM

protectyourlimbs: Yeah but its not as amazing as it sounds, mountain scaling with no legs actually gives you a leg up...


I wonder who he got to foot the bill? Sorry for being such a heel, but this lack of details really arches my back.

Toetally.

/let's get these over and done with.
 
2012-06-22 12:13:25 PM

Pantubo: Only raised $500K for all this work?

He should've just been mocked on a bus.


No kidding lol.
 
2012-06-22 12:16:10 PM
Why does clean water need money? It's just water. Can't even spend it.
 
2012-06-22 12:20:26 PM

Plant Rights Activist: It's nothing a hundred men or more could ever do


It's gonna take a lot to take me away from my video games.
 
2012-06-22 12:21:01 PM
Which peak?
 
2012-06-22 12:21:30 PM

Plant Rights Activist: It's nothing a hundred men or more could ever do


As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like a legless man above the Serengeti.

/still stuck in my head from yesterdays thread
 
2012-06-22 12:21:45 PM
Both peaks?
 
2012-06-22 12:23:57 PM
But no one explained what a legless man was seeking at that altitude
 
2012-06-22 12:25:45 PM

Rev. Creflo Baller: Which peak?


Damn it.

/there is only me, Sir.
 
2012-06-22 12:27:17 PM

Plant Rights Activist: It's nothing a hundred men or more could ever do


win!
 
2012-06-22 12:30:08 PM
Hey now. I liked Kony 2012 on Facebook and posted it on my wall. What more can I do to save the world?!
 
2012-06-22 12:32:07 PM
i10.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-22 12:32:28 PM
I was not eating dough nuts or playing MW3. I was sitting on my couch listening to Rush while snorting Cheetos in a line through a straw followed by screaming that there is no farking drummer better than Neil Pearl. We won't get into the part where I put my hand through a glass table, leaving several shards embedded therein.
 
2012-06-22 12:38:27 PM
ts4.mm.bing.net
 
2012-06-22 12:39:08 PM

mmm... pancake: Damn, how thirsty was he?!


I was taking a pill and reading this, now you owe me a new laptop
 
2012-06-22 12:41:19 PM
*snicker* How bootstrappy of him. Sucker.
 
2012-06-22 12:42:46 PM

vsavatar: I was not eating dough nuts or playing MW3. I was sitting on my couch listening to Rush while snorting Cheetos in a line through a straw followed by screaming that there is no farking drummer better than Neil Pearl. We won't get into the part where I put my hand through a glass table, leaving several shards embedded therein.


And you were on such a roll...
 
2012-06-22 12:59:43 PM
I don't care how fat the kid on the couch is, he'd still probably win in a race.
 
2012-06-22 01:02:10 PM
metronewsca.files.wordpress.com

They obviously just dug a hole in the ground, then called over the first journalist they happened to see.

"Look! He's got no legs!"

They're lucky Penn & Teller hadn't wandered by
 
2012-06-22 01:14:03 PM
I'm a camper. Oh hell yeah. I like sitting motionless, they can't see me, and then the legless guy walks around the corner and BAM sticky grenade. Off we go hand-in-hand to hell.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah
 
2012-06-22 01:15:26 PM
You mom said hi, subby.
 
2012-06-22 01:15:42 PM

Treygreen13: Who plays Modern Warfare 3 anymore?


I just got it - and there do seem to be more campers than MW2.
 
2012-06-22 01:19:37 PM

Odd Bird: vsavatar: I was not eating dough nuts or playing MW3. I was sitting on my couch listening to Rush while snorting Cheetos in a line through a straw followed by screaming that there is no farking drummer better than Neil Pearl. We won't get into the part where I put my hand through a glass table, leaving several shards embedded therein.

And you were on such a roll...


Pwnt by autocorrect.
 
2012-06-22 01:27:04 PM

IXI Jim IXI: [metronewsca.files.wordpress.com image 567x408]

They obviously just dug a hole in the ground, then called over the first journalist they happened to see.

"Look! He's got no legs!"

They're lucky Penn & Teller hadn't wandered by


That pic made me think of this guy:
images.zap2it.com
 
2012-06-22 01:27:36 PM
You know, I just don't think I could be happy as a torso.
 
2012-06-22 01:43:02 PM
I mean, how much money can he collect at the top? I can't imagine there's a huge crowd there, and seriously, the gift store sucks up there; no need to be carrying much
 
2012-06-22 01:46:37 PM

Plant Rights Activist: It's nothing a hundred men or more could ever do


1.bp.blogspot.com
agrees
 
2012-06-22 01:59:53 PM
I don't care about Mr Stubby SUBBY because I summited your moms doughnut last night.
 
2012-06-22 02:14:06 PM
hope he built a bridge to the other Kilimanjaro
 
2012-06-22 02:14:25 PM
To be fair, campers are really annoying.
 
2012-06-22 02:25:32 PM
metronewsca.files.wordpress.com
i47.tinypic.com
 
2012-06-22 02:30:45 PM
Pfft, it's way easier for a legless man to climb a mountain because his body requires less oxygen.
 
2012-06-22 02:41:29 PM
He needs to be in a backpack behind a wookie.
 
2012-06-22 04:09:29 PM
Just glad he took a stand for something he believed in!
 
2012-06-22 04:15:58 PM

IXI Jim IXI: [metronewsca.files.wordpress.com image 567x408]

They obviously just dug a hole in the ground, then called over the first journalist they happened to see.

"Look! He's got no legs!"

They're lucky Penn & Teller hadn't wandered by


The new sign is horribly ugly. The old one was awesome.
 
2012-06-22 04:27:35 PM
That's awesome that that guy did that.

But let's be realistic here; campers are a serious problem and they must be dealt with.
 
2012-06-22 07:33:20 PM
Not that big a deal. The altitude didn't affect him as much as it would a normal person.
 
2012-06-22 10:03:13 PM
I went to high school with this guy. He's cool as shiat.

I can't even imagine what'd be like to have no legs.

/of pelvis.
//or the lower part of your torso, IIRC
 
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