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(AccuWeather)   Tropical Storm Debby heading for Texas. Sometimes the headlines really do write themselves   (hurricane.accuweather.com) divider line 71
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2012-06-22 12:29:28 PM
www.catholicvote.org

Sees what you did there, and isn't too picky about Dallas being pretty far inland,
either.
 
2012-06-22 01:10:44 PM
Debbie Unduz Dallas.
 
2012-06-22 01:12:22 PM
Well when this one blows through, I heard the safest place is to be is
www.wearysloth.com
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-22 01:12:54 PM
NSFW

Those were some nice real chesticles.
 
2012-06-22 01:13:47 PM
Debbie Does Dallas Eleventy:
This time she's gonna blow EVERYBODY.
 
2012-06-22 01:16:06 PM
Houston does Storm?

/ got nuthin
 
2012-06-22 01:18:05 PM
Um, no subby, looks like it's going to wash away some of what makes the Florida tag so iconic here

icons-ak.wunderground.com

But who am I to complain about an inaccurate headline that got greened? Happens all the time here
 
2012-06-22 01:18:36 PM
www.scooterbomb.com
Nice!
 
2012-06-22 01:19:15 PM
Ah, the good ol' days when pr0n films had a plot not just senseless farking.
 
2012-06-22 01:21:58 PM

NowhereMon: [www.scooterbomb.com image 610x462]
Nice!


Oh, baby. You've got me so moisture abundant.
 
2012-06-22 01:22:18 PM
I'll just leave this riiight... here... vicejay's shameless plug for his hurricane page
 
2012-06-22 01:25:57 PM

DanZero: Um, no subby, looks like it's going to wash away some of what makes the Florida tag so iconic here

But who am I to complain about an inaccurate headline that got greened? Happens all the time here


struckbyenlightning.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-06-22 01:26:23 PM

vicejay: I'll just leave this riiight... here... vicejay's shameless plug for his hurricane page


Excellent page... My only suggestions would be captions and to separate the images more.

/stupid StormPulse is subscription only now
 
2012-06-22 01:27:37 PM

vicejay: I'll just leave this riiight... here... vicejay's shameless plug for his hurricane page


I came to this thread just to see if you were going to post your hurricane page.
 
2012-06-22 01:28:00 PM

NowhereMon: Nice!


I read that as "Rape for development this weekend rape". I like my way better.
 
2012-06-22 01:28:10 PM

Snargi: Ah, the good ol' days when pr0n films had a plot not just senseless farking.


snakkle.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com
 
2012-06-22 01:28:28 PM
I wonder how 'hairy' it will get?
 
2012-06-22 01:29:25 PM

walkerhound: DanZero: Um, no subby, looks like it's going to wash away some of what makes the Florida tag so iconic here

But who am I to complain about an inaccurate headline that got greened? Happens all the time here

pictureofironeyescody.jpg


FYI - Iron Eyes Cody was born as Espera Oscar de Corti in Kaplan, Louisiana, a second son of Antonio de Corti and his wife, Francesca Salpietra, immigrants from Sicily.

i484.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-22 01:30:38 PM

Snargi: Ah, the good ol' days when pr0n films had a plot not just senseless farking.


Do you really need a plot?

When I was a teenager i ended up with a porn VHS tape (princess of penetration)....and well....let's just say it took me a bit of time time to actually figure out how the various "actors and actresses" story lines all went together. I guess watching a movie in 5 minute increments will do that to you.
 
2012-06-22 01:32:32 PM

Paris1127: vicejay: I'll just leave this riiight... here... vicejay's shameless plug for his hurricane page

Excellent page... My only suggestions would be captions and to separate the images more.

/stupid StormPulse is subscription only now


Yeah, found that out a few weeks ago. :-(
 
2012-06-22 01:32:46 PM
I prematurely love this thread soo much...
 
2012-06-22 01:33:15 PM
 
2012-06-22 01:33:17 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: NSFW

Those were some nice real chesticles.


Mmmmmmmmm loves me some 70s pr0n.
 
2012-06-22 01:33:25 PM
When did Florida change its name to Texas?
 
2012-06-22 01:33:40 PM
Here you go, Debbie does Dallas the Musical.
 
2012-06-22 01:33:44 PM
Will Debbie do Dallas? She has in the past.
 
2012-06-22 01:34:45 PM
My favorite part of that movie was the tennis scene followed by the sauna. That chick was hawt.
 
2012-06-22 01:35:51 PM
It would be nice if Debby came to Dallas. It's supposed to be 100+ here for the next week.

I'm not holding my breath, though. It'll hit that big blob of heat and dissipate. Or we'll just get humidity, but no rain. That would suck harder than Debby ever could.
 
2012-06-22 01:36:19 PM

DanZero: Um, no subby, looks like it's going to wash away some of what makes the Florida tag so iconic here

[icons-ak.wunderground.com image 640x480]

But who am I to complain about an inaccurate headline that got greened? Happens all the time here


Not only that but NOAA only gives it a 70% chance to become a named event.

www.nhc.noaa.gov
 
2012-06-22 01:38:01 PM
I can't wait to see what she does to the panhandle.
 
2012-06-22 01:39:36 PM

spentmiles: SFW - Wikipedia - Bambi Woods. Interesting.


i50.tinypic.com
 
2012-06-22 01:41:16 PM

spentmiles: SFW - Wikipedia - Bambi Woods. Interesting.


5 foot, 11 inches tall, 56 years old, perhaps living in Des Moines. Shouldn't be too hard to confirm.
 
2012-06-22 01:41:18 PM

spentmiles: SFW - Wikipedia - Bambi Woods. Interesting.


Itsaconspiracy.jpg
 
2012-06-22 01:42:52 PM

xynix: DanZero: Um, no subby, looks like it's going to wash away some of what makes the Florida tag so iconic here

[icons-ak.wunderground.com image 640x480]

But who am I to complain about an inaccurate headline that got greened? Happens all the time here

Not only that but NOAA only gives it a 70% chance to become a named event.

[www.nhc.noaa.gov image 565x460]


Technically, that percentage represents the chance of development to a named storm within 48 hours of the prediction.
 
2012-06-22 01:42:55 PM

DanZero: Um, no subby, looks like it's going to wash away some of what makes the Florida tag so iconic here

[icons-ak.wunderground.com image 640x480]

But who am I to complain about an inaccurate headline that got greened? Happens all the time here



Christ, you must be the life of the party.
 
2012-06-22 01:46:09 PM

DanZero: Um, no subby, looks like it's going to wash away some of what makes the Florida tag so iconic here

[icons-ak.wunderground.com image 640x480]

But who am I to complain about an inaccurate headline that got greened? Happens all the time here



Meh.

Texas... Florida... Debbie can handle multiple partners.
 
2012-06-22 01:47:50 PM
So..Debby may do Dallas again....and may go thru some Bush in the process?
 
2012-06-22 01:52:21 PM
Hah! I get it. Because of that old pr0n movie Debbie does Texas. It's just like that!

/lame
 
2012-06-22 01:53:40 PM

WhyKnot: Snargi: Ah, the good ol' days when pr0n films had a plot not just senseless farking.

Do you really need a plot?

When I was a teenager i ended up with a porn VHS tape (princess of penetration)....and well....let's just say it took me a bit of time time to actually figure out how the various "actors and actresses" story lines all went together. I guess watching a movie in 5 minute increments will do that to you.


It also wore out the VHS tape putting it on pause so much.
 
2012-06-22 01:56:30 PM
I'm just hoping it doesn't hit Corpus Christi. I mean, that's just sick
 
2012-06-22 01:57:57 PM
Stupid storm screwing up my weekend fishing plans.
 
2012-06-22 01:59:45 PM
Oblig

www.picslap.com
 
2012-06-22 01:59:48 PM
i.cdn.turner.com
 
2012-06-22 02:00:06 PM
choosepp.net
Seriously, thanks for the TropicWX site vicejay. That's always been mighty handy!
 
2012-06-22 02:06:30 PM
Do you ever wonder if when they're putting together lists of names for storms each year, they hope a certain name gets used for specifically this reason? Because honestly, I can see doing that for the lulz, hoping some meteorologist goes for the obvious joke and causes a few moments of uncomfortable silence mixed with stifled laughter in the newsroom.
 
2012-06-22 02:10:27 PM
Out cruise is leaving out of New Orleans on Sunday, heading for Belize. Looks like we might get wet.
 
2012-06-22 02:10:45 PM
i46.tinypic.com
 
2012-06-22 02:35:59 PM
this is the Debbie I knew.

www.pornobase.net
 
2012-06-22 02:46:29 PM
If only Dallas were on the coast..
 
2012-06-22 02:50:21 PM

RibbyK: spentmiles: SFW - Wikipedia - Bambi Woods. Interesting.

5 foot, 11 inches tall, 56 years old, perhaps living in Des Moines. Shouldn't be too hard to confirm.


5'11" and 115 lbs? Sounds like it might have been the starvation, not the drugs, that killed her...
 
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