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(Cracked)   The 14 worst boobs in the history of video games. Well ok, 28 if you want to be technical   (cracked.com) divider line 70
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2012-06-22 08:12:21 PM

Subtle_Canary: sexy-fetus: Went from plain bad renders to I hate boobs pretty quick.
How could you hate fighting game boob physics and be perfectly fine with having several attacks that launch your opponent 20' in the air?

cause the effort that went into meticulously rendering the bounce of a characters tits could have easily went into improving the product elsewhere? For example the Shiat hit boxes that have long since plagued the Soul series since Calibur II


DoA is a great game. I realize it doesn't get taken seriously due to the cheesecake factor, but that series has always had one of the deepest throw/grab and combo systems out there, particularly compared to the crap that typically passes for 3-D fighting games; not that the Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat loving US gamer would ever notice quality design and programming.

And Kasumi's breasts are great. Including them on there is an outrage.
 
2012-06-22 08:47:52 PM
I'm surprised that Tifa Lockhart didn't make the list.

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2012-06-22 08:53:45 PM

lithappens: My wife's repsonse to the article:
Black Orchid: Those are pretty bad. Boobs don't look like that.
Katsumi: Really? What are wrong with those? I don't have a problem with 'em...
Cortana: Eh, maybe...
Rayne: Why are there pixels on that one?
Lara Croft: Very Madonna.
Guy Game: Attention whores aren't attractive
Ivy: Really? This list is crap. Who the hell would have a problem with Ivy?


Wife like dictation detected...
 
2012-06-22 09:40:04 PM

Virtual Pariah: I really don't think the VG Boobs exist because the designers are immature.


No, actually that pretty much is the reason: to present allegedly "mature" content in the most puerile, immature manner possible, thus catering to the game's real target audience.
 
2012-06-22 09:50:23 PM

scottydoesntknow: palelizard: PillsHere: Wait, people have a problem with Ivy and Kasumi's boobs? Really?

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I don't know who that is, but that outfit looks terribly inefficient for pretty much anything.

What about showing your boobs? It seems pretty efficient at doing that


For those of you who were wondering, it's Yakecan from a game called Damnation - terrible game you've been warned, but hot chick. There was even a playboy spread for two of the main characters that was pretty hot for video game stuff.
 
2012-06-22 09:56:12 PM

Unoriginal_Username: Virtual Pariah: PillsHere: Wait, people have a problem with Ivy and Kasumi's boobs? Really?

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I'm afraid that this would be the NEW Jade from Beyond Good and Evil 2?

They are making a new Beyond good and evil? may have to dl the original and play it again.


Supposedly. But it's been in and out of production for awhile. It's Ancel's pet project from what I understand.

Link
 
2012-06-22 10:00:43 PM
GIS for BloodRayne resulted in the uncensored version. Yup, them are some fugly post-surgery boobs. I think I'm going to have to GIS nude Milla Jovovich to serve as eye bleach.

/you've been warned
//though, the eye bleach worked; why couldn't they just use her own boobs for the character?
 
2012-06-22 10:06:09 PM

Peki: GIS for BloodRayne resulted in the uncensored version. Yup, them are some fugly post-surgery boobs. I think I'm going to have to GIS nude Milla Jovovich to serve as eye bleach.

/you've been warned
//though, the eye bleach worked; why couldn't they just use her own boobs for the character?


The thing about BloodRayne is she did not have giant boobs in the beginning. The devs left a code in that was like the master cheat code and gave you a chance to mess with her chest size.

That is if I recall correctly.
 
2012-06-22 10:15:52 PM
Why am I the first person to post this?

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2012-06-22 10:39:13 PM

Virtual Pariah: Unoriginal_Username: Virtual Pariah: PillsHere: Wait, people have a problem with Ivy and Kasumi's boobs? Really?

[www.neonpunch.com image 450x483]

I'm afraid that this would be the NEW Jade from Beyond Good and Evil 2?

They are making a new Beyond good and evil? may have to dl the original and play it again.


Supposedly. But it's been in and out of production for awhile. It's Ancel's pet project from what I understand.

Link


Watched the trailers they have. Not a whole lot to 'em, but I think it would be a good game.

/just hope this isn't another DNF, cause that would suck
//DL the first one to my 360 now.
 
2012-06-22 10:44:32 PM
How, exactly, did a list of the worst pairs of boobs in video game history omit Casey Hudson and Mac Walters?
 
2012-06-22 10:58:04 PM

Dimensio: How, exactly, did a list of the worst pairs of boobs in video game history omit Casey Hudson and Mac Walters?


Could John Romero be the third one?
 
2012-06-23 12:50:28 AM

PsyLord: I'm surprised that Tifa Lockhart didn't make the list.

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Perhaps Tifa got a pass for volunteering for that breast-transplant surgery to Yuffie for the movie.
 
2012-06-23 06:34:01 AM
No love for Leisure Suit Larry?
 
2012-06-23 08:25:55 AM
scratch.mit.edu
 
2012-06-23 09:42:25 AM
If you're going to be staring at a character for countless hours while you run around killing things and solving puzzles... they might as well be hot.
 
2012-06-23 12:33:17 PM
List fails without Gen. Solkova from UT3.

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2012-06-23 01:03:51 PM

offmymeds: List fails without Gen. Solkova from UT3.

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That's just a drawing of Christina Hendricks.
 
2012-06-24 02:58:47 PM
 
2012-06-24 04:46:00 PM

RatMaster999: [cosplaygirls.files.wordpress.com image 499x711]

NSF Tifa


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