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2012-06-22 12:26:08 PM
i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-22 01:34:17 PM
www.moviemobsters.com
 
2012-06-22 02:10:22 PM
Nobody has DVD porn any more, subby.
 
2012-06-22 02:18:55 PM
Cytheria?
 
2012-06-22 02:19:45 PM
i113.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-22 02:20:48 PM
It's just pee.

/really.
 
2012-06-22 02:21:45 PM
www.vernonsales.com
 
2012-06-22 02:22:22 PM
Police say a woman and her brother were squirted with chlorinated water.


i1180.photobucket.com


That's just ignorant. And you will get an ass-kicking by the Police.
 
2012-06-22 02:22:28 PM
i184.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-22 02:24:02 PM
Back in the 70s when I was in college I was going out with this one girl who let loose the monsoons damn near every time we farked. I got tired of that pretty quick. Not into being pissed on. What's sad is that she was probably the best looking woman I had ever dated at that time.
 
2012-06-22 02:28:42 PM
Chlorinated? Probably from a swimming pool, so there is probably some piss in it.
 
2012-06-22 02:37:21 PM

Matthew Keene: Chlorinated? Probably from a swimming pool, so there is probably some piss in it.


Or, just water from damn near any municipal water supply in the US.
 
2012-06-22 02:44:13 PM

bim1154: Back in the 70s when I was in college I was going out with this one girl who let loose the monsoons damn near every time we farked. I got tired of that pretty quick. Not into being pissed on. What's sad is that she was probably the best looking woman I had ever dated at that time.


This is kind of common. Taking a whiz before mounting the pony usually takes care of the problem. Had a chick do this when I was going down on her once. It definitely spoiled the mood.
 
2012-06-22 02:50:27 PM
I am so glad I went through my teens in the 70's
We drove around with a pressurized water type fire extinguisher.
It could soak you to the bone in 3 seconds.

Never gave a thought that we could be charged.

Cops did pull us over and asked, "did you squirt so-and-so"?
Well, knock it off!
 
2012-06-22 02:53:24 PM

JackieRabbit: bim1154: Back in the 70s when I was in college I was going out with this one girl who let loose the monsoons damn near every time we farked. I got tired of that pretty quick. Not into being pissed on. What's sad is that she was probably the best looking woman I had ever dated at that time.

This is kind of common. Taking a whiz before mounting the pony usually takes care of the problem. Had a chick do this when I was going down on her once. It definitely spoiled the mood.


a real man sucks it up!
 
2012-06-22 02:55:44 PM

Kit Fister: JackieRabbit: bim1154: Back in the 70s when I was in college I was going out with this one girl who let loose the monsoons damn near every time we farked. I got tired of that pretty quick. Not into being pissed on. What's sad is that she was probably the best looking woman I had ever dated at that time.

This is kind of common. Taking a whiz before mounting the pony usually takes care of the problem. Had a chick do this when I was going down on her once. It definitely spoiled the mood.

a real man sucks it up!


literally
 
2012-06-22 02:56:58 PM

Spirit Hammer: I am so glad I went through my teens in the 70's
We drove around with a pressurized water type fire extinguisher.
It could soak you to the bone in 3 seconds.

Never gave a thought that we could be charged.

Cops did pull us over and asked, "did you squirt so-and-so"?
Well, knock it off!


So much this in the 80's too. And we lived in a suburb where cops *didn't* have better things to do like murder, rape, gangs, drugs.

We used to throw snowballs at cars, steal hood ornaments, all sorts of stuff.

The only thing they took seriously was vandalism with spray paint. Which is fair, and something I regret doing.

The other stuff... either "knock it off"... or, at worse, drive you back home and tell your parents what you were up to.
 
2012-06-22 02:57:50 PM
www.agirlsworld.com

"You can squirt me tonight down at Bayside."

/hot
 
2012-06-22 02:58:24 PM

Lettuce Pray: It's just pee.

/really.


That's debatable. Was with a girl who did this on occasion. It certainly seemed different than pee.
 
2012-06-22 03:07:01 PM

downstairs: Lettuce Pray: It's just pee.

/really.

That's debatable. Was with a girl who did this on occasion. It certainly seemed different than pee.


It's piss. Don't be in denial you got pissed on.
 
2012-06-22 03:11:50 PM

Ross E. Krushan: downstairs: Lettuce Pray: It's just pee.

/really.

That's debatable. Was with a girl who did this on occasion. It certainly seemed different than pee.

It's piss. Don't be in denial you got pissed on.


It's not piss.
 
2012-06-22 03:13:23 PM

devilEther: Ross E. Krushan: downstairs: Lettuce Pray: It's just pee.

/really.

That's debatable. Was with a girl who did this on occasion. It certainly seemed different than pee.

It's piss. Don't be in denial you got pissed on.

It's not piss.


No, it's not.
 
2012-06-22 03:13:37 PM
I said yo body, yo body,
Is a portapotty,
And I pee out kit(?),
And I pee on you,
Drip, drip, drip,
Pee on you,
Piss on you, piss on you
 
2012-06-22 03:20:03 PM
 
2012-06-22 03:30:46 PM
Photographed leaving the scene.
t0.gstatic.com
 
2012-06-22 03:40:44 PM

Ross E. Krushan: downstairs: Lettuce Pray: It's just pee.

/really.

That's debatable. Was with a girl who did this on occasion. It certainly seemed different than pee.

It's piss. Don't be in denial you got pissed on.


I'm not in denial. I've read up on it. Scientifically its not known. Some argue its piss. Some argue its something else. Some say its something else and often has a little piss in it.

This girl I was with did it nearly 100% of the time. I highly doubt she had that much pee in her bladder every time.
 
2012-06-22 03:40:46 PM

laid back w/bud light: Photographed leaving the scene.
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who is that?
 
2012-06-22 03:41:25 PM

laid back w/bud light: Photographed leaving the scene.
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Or was she photographed...cumming?

(puts on sunglasses)

YEEEAH....
 
2012-06-22 03:50:12 PM

Kit Fister: laid back w/bud light: Photographed leaving the scene.
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who is that?


Cytherea.

I would not recommend googling her at work.
 
2012-06-22 03:56:08 PM

funzyr: Kit Fister: laid back w/bud light: Photographed leaving the scene.
[t0.gstatic.com image 220x180]

who is that?

Cytherea.

I would not recommend googling her at work.


www.motifake.com
 
2012-06-22 03:56:15 PM

downstairs: Ross E. Krushan: downstairs: Lettuce Pray: It's just pee.

/really.

That's debatable. Was with a girl who did this on occasion. It certainly seemed different than pee.

It's piss. Don't be in denial you got pissed on.

I'm not in denial. I've read up on it. Scientifically its not known. Some argue its piss. Some argue its something else. Some say its something else and often has a little piss in it.

This girl I was with did it nearly 100% of the time. I highly doubt she had that much pee in her bladder every time.


I have no idea but that last sentence makes little sense. The human bladder pretty much always has some amount of liquid in it, between "not very much" and "a heck of a lot". Even if you just peed, with the right muscle contractions I'm sure it would be possible to find more urine to emit. So that statement is not convincing, at least not to me.

/IANAU
 
2012-06-22 04:07:08 PM

downstairs: Ross E. Krushan: downstairs: Lettuce Pray: It's just pee.

/really.

That's debatable. Was with a girl who did this on occasion. It certainly seemed different than pee.

It's piss. Don't be in denial you got pissed on.

I'm not in denial. I've read up on it. Scientifically its not known. Some argue its piss. Some argue its something else. Some say its something else and often has a little piss in it.

This girl I was with did it nearly 100% of the time. I highly doubt she had that much pee in her bladder every time.


Denial isn't a river in Egypt. Denial is you convincing yourself that a girl liked to pee on you, and you let her every time. Worse is you probably slept in the urine pool.
 
2012-06-22 04:20:47 PM

lockers: downstairs: Ross E. Krushan: downstairs: Lettuce Pray: It's just pee.

/really.

That's debatable. Was with a girl who did this on occasion. It certainly seemed different than pee.

It's piss. Don't be in denial you got pissed on.

I'm not in denial. I've read up on it. Scientifically its not known. Some argue its piss. Some argue its something else. Some say its something else and often has a little piss in it.

This girl I was with did it nearly 100% of the time. I highly doubt she had that much pee in her bladder every time.

Denial isn't a river in Egypt. Denial is you convincing yourself that a girl liked to pee on you, and you let her every time. Worse is you probably slept in the urine pool.


Studies have been inconclusive.

Chances are sometimes its pee for sure, sometimes not.
 
2012-06-22 05:32:48 PM
Kit Fister

Laid back w/bud light: Photographed leaving the scene.
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who is that?

Cytherea, I suggest you google some of her videos to get the imressiveness of her squirting. I have a DVD of her spraying the camera from about 10 feet away. And no it's not piss.
 
2012-06-22 05:38:22 PM

laid back w/bud light: Kit Fister

Laid back w/bud light: Photographed leaving the scene.
[t0.gstatic.com image 220x180]

who is that?

Cytherea, I suggest you google some of her videos to get the imressiveness of her squirting. I have a DVD of her spraying the camera from about 10 feet away. And no it's not piss.


Another impressive one is "Deaumaux". She's a bit older but damn is she squirting fark machine.
 
2012-06-22 05:55:26 PM

laid back w/bud light: Cytherea, I suggest you google some of her videos to get the imressiveness of her squirting. I have a DVD of her spraying the camera from about 10 feet away. And no it's not piss.


Those are usually fake, aren't they? I mean the ones that are gushing gallons.
 
2012-06-22 06:01:47 PM
I didn't know it was a crime to insult a police officer.

My father had an old fire extinguisher that was filled with tap water and compressed with air at the fire department.

We used to drive around and hose people down with it ALL the time (not my father and I but some douche bag friends of mine and I).

We never got arrested but we did get yelled at a lot.
 
2012-06-22 06:27:04 PM
downstairs
I don't see how it could be fake. The camera is focused on the girl being drilled by some dude for 10 minutes straight, then the guy pulls out to a super soaker coming out of her vagina, not her urethra. Cytherea looks like she going into a seizure when it happens. I'd high five myself in a mirror If I found a girl I could make do that.
 
2012-06-22 06:49:13 PM
so the kids all had Zunes?
 
2012-06-22 07:23:25 PM
weknowmemes.com

Also, if you think a woman who has had her vag pounded by the largest caulks in America for eight hours a day every day of her adult life still produces that much lubrication and can squeeze it out with that much velocity I have a bridge to sell you.
 
2012-06-22 08:45:38 PM
Heh... I was in Nepal for Holi. Twice, even, because they celebrate it on one day in the south and the next day in Kathmandu due to the vagaries of the lunar calendar. Being a freakishly tall pale westerner I was a major target for painting, by the end of the day I was pretty much tie-dyed. I gave as good as I got though. It was basically 48 hours of drive-by squirting, waterballoons, paint-dabbing and dusting. And a lot of fun.
 
2012-06-22 09:24:33 PM
I'd also add that this is not something that could ever happen in the US without lawsuits and shots being fired.

Which sucks, because it was a heck of a lot of fun.
 
2012-06-22 10:04:20 PM

urban.derelict: HEADLINE OF THE YEAR [HOTY] CANDIDATE:

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CONCUR
 
2012-06-22 10:31:52 PM
It's not pee.

Seriously. There's a definite "the bigger the girl, the more she squirts" factor. but it ain't pee. Too slippery-slickery for that. Pee is way too frictiony.
 
2012-06-23 04:50:01 AM
I rode to work on a motorcycle in a rainstorm this evening even though I could have taken my car and knowing I was going to get rained on. And it's not the first time I've done it. People who get upset about getting squirted with a squirt gun are wimps.
 
2012-06-23 01:04:16 PM

laid back w/bud light: downstairs
I don't see how it could be fake. The camera is focused on the girl being drilled by some dude for 10 minutes straight, then the guy pulls out to a super soaker coming out of her vagina, not her urethra. Cytherea looks like she going into a seizure when it happens. I'd high five myself in a mirror If I found a girl I could make do that.


I've seen some of the extreme videos, and there's no way that much liquid could come out of a person.
 
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