FARK.com: (7176641) "Kids can be so cruel, mine tore my vagina open with his face" and 19 more of the this week's funniest tweets

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SmackLT		2012-06-22 12:29:12 PM

I was planning on hating this, but some of those really made me laugh.

Egoy3k		2012-06-22 12:41:13 PM

Some of those were really good. My only gripe is the lady who is referring to a handsfree cell phone headsets as a 'bluetooth'.

Arthur Prefect		2012-06-22 12:46:19 PM

That was actually bloody funny. Nice surprise. :P

Gig103		2012-06-22 12:57:23 PM

Wow, good finds! Here's the no-slideshow version:

Deslide

But, isn't the iPhone one stolen from Patton Oswald, Louis CK, or some other comedian?

Hoboclown		2012-06-22 01:10:41 PM

Pretty sure that iPhone tweet was stolen from Dave Chapelle...

Snakeophelia		2012-06-22 01:14:38 PM

"Speaking in cursive"...that's a good one.

flaEsq		2012-06-22 01:18:05 PM

Gig103: Here's the no-slideshow version:

You're awesome

INeedAName		2012-06-22 01:49:35 PM

Apparently there are witty people out there. I just don't know ANY of them.

T.rex		2012-06-22 01:54:35 PM

INeedAName: Apparently there are witty people out there. I just don't know ANY of them.

i felt the same way. I was impressed that normal society has some relatively funny people out there. I had no idea. i thought i was the only one. :(

Some 'Splainin' To Do		2012-06-22 06:16:01 PM

Some of those had a definite Jack Handy vibe, and in a good way.

Maybe there is something to this Twitterpating thing that all those kids on my lawn are doing.

bleeding_heart_fascist		2012-06-22 10:19:04 PM

Old joke is old

reveal101		2012-06-22 11:32:15 PM

bleeding_heart_fascist: [www.spikednation.com image 480x360]

Old joke is old

The look on her face is priceless

Gordon Bennett		2012-06-23 06:38:46 AM

Not funny.

HaroldTheScarecrow		2012-06-23 03:00:59 PM

Gordon Bennett: Not funny.

You know, the kind of person who gets up at 6:30 in the morning on a Saturday just to post on internet threads is EXACTLY the kind of person I would think would find this stuff funny.

/Please, I would love for you to tell me how every joke told on her is old, and therefore unfunny. Then, I would like you to tell me how this obscure thing I haven't heard of is WAY better than anything posted to fark
//You sound crotchety

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