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(Huffington Post)   Now you can use a simple tool to discover which porn star you look like, although on a sliding scale, you may be disappointed to discover you're closer to Ron Jeremy than Tia Bella   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 59
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2012-06-22 12:32:56 PM
At the moment it seems more like an e-mail harvesting scam to me.
 
2012-06-22 02:21:44 PM
i253.photobucket.comi253.photobucket.com

I can see it.
 
2012-06-22 03:18:15 PM
I already resemble Ron Jeremy.

Sadly, from the waist up.
 
2012-06-22 03:19:37 PM
Mike Horner. That scene from the 80s. With Christy Canyon on the car.
 
2012-06-22 03:35:44 PM
I have it on good authority from several ex-girlfriends that I'm more handsome and less smelly than the donkey in a Tijuana Seubertia, but without any of its other prominent characteristics.
 
2012-06-22 03:42:16 PM
I don't click PuffHo links, but if I did it would say that I look most like the porn cameraman.
 
2012-06-22 03:43:43 PM
I can finally preview myself as a tranny, without committing to electrolysis.

We're living in the future, people.
 
2012-06-22 03:45:34 PM
From the bottom of the article:

AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, HERE'S SOME CLEAVAGE:

Why thank you, thank you very much.
 
2012-06-22 03:46:19 PM
Didn't RTFA but I am hoping this is some kind of facial recognition?



/I said facial.
 
2012-06-22 03:47:28 PM
1) I will fully admit that I look closer to Ron Jeremy.

2) If I ever marry somebody who looks like Kay Parker circa 1980, I'll die a happy man.

3) Tia Bella? Now there's a name we haven't heard from in a long time.
 
2012-06-22 03:48:49 PM

Do the needful: Didn't RTFA but I am hoping this is some kind of facial recognition?



/I said facial.




twice.....you must like it......
/bukkake!!!
 
2012-06-22 03:49:08 PM
I thought about trying out a pic of my wife, but...

2. License Granted. To the extent any Submission is copyrightable material, you grant the Company and its authorized agents a non-exclusive, royalty free, perpetual and fully sub-licensable right to use, post, publish, reproduce, adapt, create derivative works from, distribute, and display such Submission throughout the world in any media and for any purpose. By way of example, the Company may sublicense the content and allow third parties to use the material for any purpose.

I really don't want to take a chance on that.

/now awaiting the inevitable jokes from farkers
 
2012-06-22 03:51:38 PM
Yeah... what porn star you look like.

Definitely not what porn star that chick from college you'd love to see in a porn and whose facebook picture you could easily swipe looks like.
 
2012-06-22 03:51:47 PM

The_Sponge: 1) I will fully admit that I look closer to Ron Jeremy.

2) If I ever marry somebody who looks like Kay Parker circa 1980, I'll die a happy man.

3) Tia Bella? Now there's a name we haven't heard from in a long time.


Tia Bella is "Aunt Beautiful" in Spanish.
 
2012-06-22 03:53:04 PM

Balchinian: I don't click PuffHo links, but if I did it would say that I look most like the porn cameraman.


I don't want to sound gay or nothing, but Depeche Mode is a cool band.
 
2012-06-22 03:55:41 PM

titwrench: Balchinian: I don't click PuffHo links, but if I did it would say that I look most like the porn cameraman.

I don't want to sound gay or nothing, but Depeche Mode is a cool band.


bite-prod.s3.amazonaws.com

I AM A CAMERA A CAMERA AM I!!!!
 
2012-06-22 04:00:38 PM
CSB:

A few months ago I had a legit massage at a day spa (not a rub and tug operation), and the masseuse looked like Faye Reagan.
 
2012-06-22 04:03:42 PM
Sweet! I've always wanted to log pictures of my face to a porn site! There's no way that could ever back fire at all.
 
2012-06-22 04:04:05 PM
I wouldn't mind looking like Ron Jeremy. Well, at least if my penis looked like his.
 
2012-06-22 04:05:16 PM

Satanic_Hamster: I wouldn't mind looking like Ron Jeremy. Well, at least if my penis looked like his.


long with a purple thing at the end?
 
2012-06-22 04:06:50 PM

The_Sponge: CSB:

A few months ago I had a legit massage at a day spa (not a rub and tug operation), and the masseuse looked like Faye Reagan.


Not that I care, but if one were interested where might one find this place?
 
2012-06-22 04:07:24 PM
Right. Cause when I think of porn, I think of faces. Not genitals. Nope, never have, nuh uh.
 
2012-06-22 04:07:55 PM

The_Sponge: CSB:

A few months ago I had a legit massage at a day spa (not a rub and tug operation), and the masseuse looked like Faye Reagan.


Daaaaamn
 
2012-06-22 04:09:38 PM

CAADbury: From the bottom of the article:

AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, HERE'S SOME CLEAVAGE:

Why thank you, thank you very much.


Nothing better than surprise cleavage.

/Maybe a surprise blowjob
 
2012-06-22 04:09:38 PM

titwrench: Not that I care, but if one were interested where might one find this place?



Mill Creek, WA
 
2012-06-22 04:11:40 PM

The_Sponge: titwrench: Not that I care, but if one were interested where might one find this place?


Mill Creek, WA


Damn it! Too far!.
 
2012-06-22 04:14:11 PM

CygnusDarius: The_Sponge: titwrench: Not that I care, but if one were interested where might one find this place?


Mill Creek, WA

Damn it! Too far!.



I'm just glad I'm not the type who draws a spontaneous wood during a massage.
 
2012-06-22 04:14:47 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: Satanic_Hamster: I wouldn't mind looking like Ron Jeremy. Well, at least if my penis looked like his.

long with a purple thing at the end?


No, with a huge breasted whore at the end.
 
2012-06-22 04:14:53 PM
i599.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-22 04:16:00 PM

CygnusDarius: The_Sponge: titwrench: Not that I care, but if one were interested where might one find this place?


Mill Creek, WA

Damn it! Too far!.


Split the cab?
 
2012-06-22 04:16:38 PM

The_Sponge: CSB:

A few months ago I had a legit massage at a day spa (not a rub and tug operation), and the masseuse looked like Faye Reagan.


Hot. Not you getting a massage. Faye Reagan.
 
2012-06-22 04:17:18 PM
I have had more than one stripper tell me I look like Jack Black. I like Jack Black and all, but I'm not sure how to feel about that.
 
2012-06-22 04:19:45 PM

misanthropologist: Hot. Not you getting a massage. Faye Reagan.



For sure.

A few days later, I had a brief awkward moment when I told a friend about it.

"Who?"

"Er....um....the porn star."

"Oh."
 
2012-06-22 04:20:32 PM
I had no idea he did porn...

www1.pictures.gi.zimbio.com

/totally hotlinked
 
2012-06-22 04:36:08 PM
I do miss Tia.

That is all.
 
2012-06-22 04:49:28 PM
I'm the spitting image of Tom Byron, at least when he was younger. I don't know what he looks like now.
 
2012-06-22 04:51:28 PM
Jullian Rios

/he has feet, I have feet.
 
2012-06-22 04:53:52 PM
The tool that keeps me from looking a porn star is my own.
 
2012-06-22 04:57:15 PM

leevis: I'm the spitting image of Tom Byron, at least when he was younger. I don't know what he looks like now.


Me either but I bet he is smiling
 
2012-06-22 05:02:33 PM
More like, "What porn star does that cute girl at work look like... just out of curiosity of course."
 
2012-06-22 05:05:41 PM
I more closely resemble a porn patron than a participant.
 
2012-06-22 05:06:47 PM
A friend told me my voice and laugh sound like Lexi Belle (think that was her name) once. Showed me a video interview, it was pretty close. Don't know what to make of that.

/css
 
2012-06-22 05:10:41 PM

doloresonthedottedline: A friend told me my voice and laugh sound like Lexi Belle (think that was her name) once. Showed me a video interview, it was pretty close. Don't know what to make of that.

/css


How you doing?
 
2012-06-22 05:13:16 PM
When I had hair, I bore a vague resemblence to Sr. Hedgehog.

Now, though? I look more like King Kong Bundy.
 
2012-06-22 05:28:57 PM
submitted mila kunis and the spamtrap email. Let's see what comes through...
 
2012-06-22 05:37:19 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
Hey, they got me dead on!
 
2012-06-22 05:49:35 PM

Do the needful: Didn't RTFA but I am hoping this is some kind of facial recognition?



/I said facial.


So did TFA: "Now you can finally attain the ultimate facial:.... "

No thx.
 
2012-06-22 06:24:15 PM
I want a simple tool that will let me know which porn actresses look like they will fark me.
 
2012-06-22 06:43:34 PM

skinink: I want a simple tool that will let me know which porn actresses look like they will fark me.


assetsrich.com

Well, that was easy. ;)
 
2012-06-22 07:52:56 PM
I look like the guy exiting a booth in the back of a porn store.
 
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