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(UEFA)   Quarterfinal #2 - The Battle of the Bailout - Germany vs. Greece. Your Euro2012 Day 14 thread   (uefa.com) divider line 203
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2012-06-22 12:09:43 PM
They should make the decide everyhing.

If Germany wins, Greece is slave to the Germans for like 20 years.
If Greece wins, Germany has to co-sign every Greek Bond for 20 years.
 
2012-06-22 12:11:10 PM
I suppose anything can happen in one game, but I just can't see any result other than something like 3-0 Germany.
 
2012-06-22 12:14:43 PM
Germany's gonna beat the Greeks like they owe them money.
 
2012-06-22 12:15:28 PM
Man I hope Germany loses. I cannot STAND watching the Greeks.
 
2012-06-22 12:16:39 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com

I'm going to go ahead a card Greece for time wasting and otherwise boringly parking the bus from the opening whistle onwards. And if not for those offenses, then one more for simulation won't hurt them...
 
2012-06-22 12:17:53 PM
*WIN, I hope German WINS!!!!

Wow, talk about brain farts.
 
2012-06-22 12:27:14 PM
Greece in a 1-0 shocker...
 
2012-06-22 12:27:36 PM
The last time these juggernauts met on the pitch: Link
 
2012-06-22 12:28:33 PM
I find myself hoping that Germany wins 6-1.
 
2012-06-22 12:39:54 PM

justadadX3: The last time these juggernauts met on the pitch: Link


Archemeaies shown some great footwork
 
2012-06-22 12:46:54 PM
I'm looking forward to this game. I'm in braunschweig for one night before pissing off back to Australia, so this is my chance to get some german culture into me.
 
2012-06-22 12:49:01 PM

expobill: justadadX3: The last time these juggernauts met on the pitch: Link

Archemeaies shown some great footwork


Aquinas totally missed the offsides, though
 
2012-06-22 12:54:32 PM

Langston: expobill: justadadX3: The last time these juggernauts met on the pitch: Link

Archemeaies shown some great footwork

Aquinas totally missed the offsides, though


No, he did not. There was no offsides.
 
2012-06-22 01:04:28 PM

Koman Coulibaly: Langston: expobill: justadadX3: The last time these juggernauts met on the pitch: Link

Archemeaies shown some great footwork

Aquinas totally missed the offsides, though

No, he did not. There was no offsides.


i thought that was an own goal because the greeks were defending that area of the pitch
 
2012-06-22 01:07:15 PM

expobill: Koman Coulibaly: Langston: expobill: justadadX3: The last time these juggernauts met on the pitch: Link

Archemeaies shown some great footwork

Aquinas totally missed the offsides, though

No, he did not. There was no offsides.

i thought that was an own goal because the greeks were defending that area of the pitch


nah, that was in the first half. the goal was in the closing moments of the second half, so the ends had switched. at least that would be my defense of what seems to be a glaring error by monty python.
 
2012-06-22 01:07:34 PM
Overheard at the offices of PaddyPower.com:

"Hey, Paddy!"

"What is it, Mike?"

"I have a Mr. Samaras on the line who wants to put down $500 million Euros on
the German goalie suffering a blown out kneecap on his way to the pitch. Do I
take it?"
 
2012-06-22 01:18:24 PM

Stimied in a Rut: Man I hope Germany loses. I cannot STAND watching the Greeks.


I could stand to watch a few Greeks...

static.tvguide.com
 
2012-06-22 01:20:57 PM
go greece
 
2012-06-22 01:32:32 PM
I'm going to tell you exactly how this will go down.

1. Germany is going to score early, in the first 15 minutes.
2. Greece will tie it in the 2nd half.
3. Greece will hit a post at some point in this game.
4. Greece will either score the winning goal with less than 5 minutes left, OT, or win in penalty kicks.

/book it like Karagounis
 
2012-06-22 01:39:16 PM
As an expat here in Leipzig, I have to say this soccer stuff is pretty cool. I mean I have to latch on to some sport fever somehow. My Spurs choked but at least my Giants won the big one. But watching those games at 2 in the morning without fellow football and basketball buddys around kinda sux. Lets hope Deutschland smacks Greece like Eli smacked Brady.
 
2012-06-22 01:41:55 PM
I'm glad my boss messed up and forgot to register me for a 3pm speaker panel on audit committees that I was supposed to cover today. I think the game will be a bit more entertaining than that.

In the meantime, enjoy Mats Hummels not giving a fark

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-06-22 01:42:49 PM
Oh boy. I see an ugly game which the Germans take 1-0 on a late penalty, followed by a flurry of "Germany knocks Greece out of the Euro" submissions.
 
2012-06-22 01:45:58 PM

A Fark Handle: expobill: Koman Coulibaly: Langston: expobill: justadadX3: The last time these juggernauts met on the pitch: Link

Archemeaies shown some great footwork

Aquinas totally missed the offsides, though

No, he did not. There was no offsides.

i thought that was an own goal because the greeks were defending that area of the pitch

nah, that was in the first half. the goal was in the closing moments of the second half, so the ends had switched. at least that would be my defense of what seems to be a glaring error by monty python.


But the goalie was not wearing robes (which all the Greeks were), so I think they had it right.

/and he was offside by at least a yard.
 
2012-06-22 01:47:32 PM

TheKnownUniverse: [24.media.tumblr.com image 634x396]


i feel that has a lot of captioning potential.
 
2012-06-22 01:48:19 PM
TheKnownUniverse
In the meantime, enjoy Mats Hummels not giving a fark


Heh. They had that picture on German TV - and some of the meme-heavy photoshops that ensued.
Leonardo di Caprio is an obvious one.
 
2012-06-22 01:54:27 PM
I can't see anything other than an easy win for Germany.

Germany 3-0 Greece
 
2012-06-22 01:56:29 PM
"According to a story doing the rounds on Twitter on Sunday, a group of drunken German tourists refused to pay their bar bill in a club in Crete. Asked why not, they reportedly told the barman that it was the Greeks who owed them money."

According to my Greek friends, the mafia on Crete took care of the bill
 
2012-06-22 02:00:26 PM

Trocadero: Germany's gonna beat the Greeks like they owe them money.


More like the Greeks are going to be scrappy as hell just to stick it to Germany (Before Germany devastates their economy)

You have an entire country (Greece) focused on one match, and an indifferent Germany only in the quarter-finals of a tournament they are now favored to win
 
2012-06-22 02:02:50 PM

The Voice of Doom: TheKnownUniverse
In the meantime, enjoy Mats Hummels not giving a fark

Heh. They had that picture on German TV - and some of the meme-heavy photoshops that ensued.
Leonardo di Caprio is an obvious one.


I saw some of those and went to google it just now, and somehow these two tumblrs came up

Idiot football fangirl

Good female football fan

/I suppose I'm a little from column A, a little from column B
 
2012-06-22 02:12:38 PM
if MGomez is on his game, the Germans win easily
 
2012-06-22 02:24:02 PM
my suggestion for the game. following the team walk with the kids are a couple of guards with large ass pile of cash. do it like the world series of poker. place a large stack of euros and some bracelets on the side of field with the fourth official. winner takes all.

www.highstakesnews.com
 
2012-06-22 02:29:55 PM
www.clusterfake.net
 
2012-06-22 02:40:25 PM
Bekommen Sie vergewaltigt.
 
2012-06-22 02:42:01 PM
Auf gehts schlaaaaaaaaaaaaaand
 
2012-06-22 02:42:21 PM
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-22 02:43:01 PM
You know you want it, a Germany vs England semi final thats decided on penalties.
 
2012-06-22 02:45:39 PM
I should think that the Greeks will take it up the ass today.

/and enjoy it, natch
 
2012-06-22 02:47:13 PM
And we start with an early Blitzkrieg.
 
2012-06-22 02:47:46 PM

The Voice of Doom: [i.imgur.com image 551x325]
[i.imgur.com image 640x751]


Okay, that's funny!
 
2012-06-22 02:49:32 PM
ouch
 
2012-06-22 02:49:36 PM
What happened to Löw? He changed his formation!

/awesome that Reus is playing
 
2012-06-22 02:50:44 PM
Anyone able to read lips in German and know what Schweinsteiger was saying after that offsides?
 
2012-06-22 02:50:48 PM
Solid work on disallowing the early goal. That's how it's done.
 
2012-06-22 02:51:48 PM

Norfolking Chance: You know you want it, a Germany vs England semi final thats decided on penalties.


My kid does, because he is going for England and is under the illusion that they will win Euro this year.

Kid is more than half English, mostly thru his father's family
His Moms are German and German born, so we are going for Germany.

Makes for a strange household really, but that's modern Canada.

/Anybody but Portugal, really!
 
2012-06-22 02:53:16 PM

Evil Canadian: /Anybody but Portugal, really!


Oh god, yes.
 
2012-06-22 02:54:34 PM

Evil Canadian: /Anybody but Portugal, really!


portugal, the boston/miami of the euros.
 
2012-06-22 02:55:15 PM

kevinatilusa: Anyone able to read lips in German and know what Schweinsteiger was saying after that offsides?


It was an English word. Beginning with "F".
 
2012-06-22 02:55:23 PM

Evil Canadian:
My kid does, because he is going for England and is under the illusion that they will win Euro this year.

Kid is more than half English, mostly thru his father's family
His Moms are German and German born, so we are going for Germany.

Makes for a strange household really, but that's modern Canada.


I'm trying to figure out how he is your kid if you aren't his mom (implied by saying "his mom") and you aren't his dad ("his father's")? Makes for an even more interesting household that he has multiple moms?

Step dad? If so, cool beans that you count him as your own :)
 
2012-06-22 02:59:27 PM
Lazy Greek goalie doesn't want to do his job. I'm shocked.
 
2012-06-22 03:00:27 PM
Name goes to book.
 
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