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(The Raw Story)   Republican boldly fights for American jobs by asking Congress to ban tiny horses from restaurants   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, American Jobs, Jason Chaffetz, Competitive Enterprise Institute, R-UT, service dog, fights  
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1739 clicks; posted to Politics » on 22 Jun 2012 at 12:19 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-06-22 12:48:06 PM  
3 votes:
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I have been heartbroken ever since they kicked my Snaffles out of the Ponderosa Steak House.
2012-06-22 12:39:38 PM  
2 votes:

qorkfiend: I read "A radical new injustice - tiny horses helping disabled people - is sweeping the nation thanks to the Obama administration" and was like "WTF? Helping disabled people is a radical new injustice?"

You know who's going to pay for all this? The taxpayer. You've got these welfare queens, they can't hold a steady job, but when their daughter wants a pony for Christmas? Sure honey! It's for... your emotional... security. Your emotional security! Everybody gets a pony. If the Obama Administration - which at this point is little more than a dog and pony show itself - had its way, it would be giving ponies to children of poor, black, unwed single mothers, who don't have any skin in the game, so that they can continue to mollycoddle this next generation of welfare dependents in exchange for their probably illegal votes. Vote early, vote often, and bring your 'service' pony with you to the voting booth - hell, it can vote too. That's what this nation's coming to.
2012-06-22 12:32:16 PM  
2 votes:
should have thought of that before you chose to be disabled, libtardos
2012-06-22 01:21:50 PM  
1 vote:
Imagine being a total stoner, and you're sitting in a diner, tripping balls, and you see a tiny horse walk by.

Hilarity ensues.
2012-06-22 01:08:10 PM  
1 vote:
next thing you know these republicans will be banning wheels chairs. Have you ever seen someone dragging themselves through wal-mart to buy adult diapers. It's farking horrible. That's why I'm voting for Obama.
2012-06-22 12:40:14 PM  
1 vote:
But what if the miniature horse can prance around in step to a Beach Boys song? Didn't he run this by candidate Romney first?
2012-06-22 12:27:39 PM  
1 vote:
Horses have long been allowed in Tijuana night spots.
2012-06-22 12:25:23 PM  
1 vote:
Service horses? That's disgusting.
2012-06-22 12:24:11 PM  
1 vote:
But tiny horses are so tender and delicious...

/won't someone think of the equine connoisseurs?
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