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(Yahoo)   Beauty queen's cunning plan to shave off all her hair and donate it to the St. Baldrick's Foundation doesn't stop her from being crowned Miss Alaska   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 59
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2012-06-22 12:19:39 PM  
Grants his blessing on his devotee:
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2012-06-22 12:58:21 PM  
I did the same thing last March (donated 2 feet of hair to Locks of Love), but nobody elected me queen of anything! Harumpf.

/jk good for her.
 
2012-06-22 01:14:16 PM  
Obviously, she's as cunning as a fox who's just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University.
 
2012-06-22 02:26:23 PM  
All her hair?
that. is. AWESOME!

What do they do with the short ones?
 
2012-06-22 02:26:50 PM  
*looks at picture*
Well, at least she's beautiful on the inside.
 
2012-06-22 02:28:00 PM  
She doesn't appear to be bald.
 
2012-06-22 02:29:44 PM  
More of a stunt than a plan, if you ask me.
 
2012-06-22 02:30:19 PM  
Anyone here banged a bald chick before?
 
2012-06-22 02:30:22 PM  
the name Baldricks for kids who lost hair? thats just as cruel as the SOB who put the "s" in lisp.
 
2012-06-22 02:30:55 PM  

Aeon Rising: All her hair?
that. is. AWESOME!

What do they do with the short ones?


I know what I'd do with them
 
2012-06-22 02:31:04 PM  
so she donated the cartain, what did she do with the drapes?
 
2012-06-22 02:31:31 PM  
If you wear a toque 10 months of the year do you really need hair?
 
2012-06-22 02:35:32 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Anyone here banged a bald chick before?


No, but Vger has.
 
2012-06-22 02:38:16 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Anyone here banged a bald chick before?


does bold eagle's chick count?
 
2012-06-22 02:42:31 PM  
She's going to need this.

images.cabelas.com
 
2012-06-22 02:42:35 PM  
She donated the drapes/curtains but as far as the rug goes in Alaska, I'm betting that thing looks like buckwheat on a bad hair day
 
2012-06-22 02:42:43 PM  
My company partners up with St. Baldrick's every year for a 24 hour shave-a-thon throughout our worldwide offices. It's a pretty cool deal broadcasted via webcast on our website. Several women participate each year. Good for her. It's a great cause.
 
2012-06-22 02:45:53 PM  
drjekel_mrhyde: Anyone here banged a bald chick before?

Can't say that I have, but I don't think I'd kick any girl out of my bed for having a shaved head that I would have let in my bed to begin with.
 
2012-06-22 02:47:49 PM  
From the article: "I'll consult the hair stylist before I go down." --giggity
 
2012-06-22 02:48:07 PM  
Took my son almost two years to grow out his hair a foot so he could donate it to Locks of Love. He saw a kid with cancer on TV and said it was bad that she didn't have hair. He was 8. Now he's 10. Wife and I didn't encourage or discourage him, he did it on his own. A lot more socially conscious than the wife or I ever were at that age. I just wanted Star Wars toys. The wife wanted food.
 
2012-06-22 02:50:07 PM  

Aeon Rising: All her hair?
that. is. AWESOME!

What do they do with the short ones?


Those are made into the fuzzy side of velcro.
 
2012-06-22 02:51:50 PM  
For a "beauty" queen, she sure does need some pro-active. Sorry, if your chosen path in life is to look pretty, you better be a bit closer to flawless.
 
2012-06-22 02:55:57 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Anyone here banged a bald chick before?


Yes. But, she was bald at the other end.

/Giggity giggity goo!
 
2012-06-22 02:58:31 PM  
tvmedia.ign.com
This bald chick - what's with her head?
Let's start with the chick. What gives, cue ball?
I'm looking at you, I'm thinking: fourteen in the side pocket!
 
2012-06-22 03:02:25 PM  
Aeon Rising

All her hair?
that. is. AWESOME!

What do they do with the short ones?


They get spit onto the floor, one by one.

PTUI.
 
2012-06-22 03:03:24 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Anyone here banged a bald chick before?


yes actually. she'd taken it all off during basic training, part of showing solidarity with the guys. apparently ALL the girls in her company did it.

she had a very nicely shaped skull.

/believe it or not, THAT was the pickup line i used on her. 'you know, you have a really nicely shaped head.'
 
2012-06-22 03:04:08 PM  

buttery_shame_cave: drjekel_mrhyde: Anyone here banged a bald chick before?

yes actually. she'd taken it all off during basic training, part of showing solidarity with the guys. apparently ALL the girls in her company did it.

she had a very nicely shaped skull.

/believe it or not, THAT was the pickup line i used on her. 'you know, you have a really nicely shaped head.'


ahem 'taken it all off' should really have read as 'had all the hair taken off' shouldn't it?
 
2012-06-22 03:05:38 PM  
forgot something:

Frank Sinatra: Easy, baby! And what's with the sneering crap? [ Billy sneers ] Don't do that to the people, they want to like you! That's what killed Dennis day - contempt for the audience. Luther Campbell! What about the chick's head?

Luther Campbell: Be honest, I don't care about the head. I like the butt.

Frank Sinatra: I hear you, baby. Forget the head. Put a bag over it and do your business! Am I right, Steve and Eydie?
 
2012-06-22 03:07:37 PM  

Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy: Took my son almost two years to grow out his hair a foot so he could donate it to Locks of Love. He saw a kid with cancer on TV and said it was bad that she didn't have hair. He was 8. Now he's 10. Wife and I didn't encourage or discourage him, he did it on his own. A lot more socially conscious than the wife or I ever were at that age. I just wanted Star Wars toys. The wife wanted food.


You raised a good kid.
 
2012-06-22 03:08:02 PM  
They don't it the First State for naught. Kayla Martell, Miss Delaware 2011, was bald when she competed in the Miss America contest. Only her baldness wasn't brought on by a stunt but by nature -- she suffered from alopecia.
 
2012-06-22 03:22:06 PM  
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"Who cares about her hair? I like her butt."

//How is this the only image of this?
 
2012-06-22 03:25:25 PM  
Good for her, she isn't very pretty though, alright but nothing outstanding.
 
2012-06-22 03:29:26 PM  
l.yimg.com



Looks pretty good in the photo with the freshly shaved head.
 
2012-06-22 03:29:42 PM  

FloydA: Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy: Took my son almost two years to grow out his hair a foot so he could donate it to Locks of Love. He saw a kid with cancer on TV and said it was bad that she didn't have hair. He was 8. Now he's 10. Wife and I didn't encourage or discourage him, he did it on his own. A lot more socially conscious than the wife or I ever were at that age. I just wanted Star Wars toys. The wife wanted food.

You raised a good kid.


More the wife than me. I was always out to sea somewhere. But even she admits that she really had little to do with his decision. All she did was explain what cancer was and what chemo treatment did. Still, 8 years old and that socially aware? Kind of scary sometimes when I really think about it. All I cared about was riding my bike and playing with toys at that age. And my parents were both pretty damn good.
 
2012-06-22 03:34:45 PM  
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Let's rub each others' heads for luck.
 
2012-06-22 03:35:40 PM  
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"Ten out of eleven years my girls were crowned. The year we lost, the winner shaved her hair and donated it to charity. You can't beat that."
 
2012-06-22 03:39:24 PM  

FloydA: I did the same thing last March (donated 2 feet of hair to Locks of Love), but nobody elected me queen of anything! Harumpf.

/jk good for her.


My 6 yr old did that a few weeks ago, think it was about 14 inches. She thought it was cool that it goes to kids who need it.

/I thought it was cool that she got her hair cut for free
 
2012-06-22 03:44:34 PM  
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O-blig-a-tory
 
2012-06-22 03:44:56 PM  
Subby: Beauty queen's cunning plan to shave off all her hair...


So, where are the rest of the photos to prove this? I only see her head as being shaved.
 
2012-06-22 04:02:02 PM  
Only $4000? She should have shaved her head then recorded a video of her getting bulled by some kids on a bus.
 
2012-06-22 04:05:50 PM  
Saint Rick was bald? Who knew?
 
2012-06-22 04:13:23 PM  

FloydA: I did the same thing last March (donated 2 feet of hair to Locks of Love), but nobody elected me queen of anything! Harumpf.

/jk good for her.


giving up the pony tail a few years ago to LOL brought me more happiness than i deserve.
 
2012-06-22 04:16:06 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Anyone here banged a bald chick before?


Yup.
 
2012-06-22 04:21:36 PM  

FloydA: I did the same thing last March (donated 2 feet of hair to Locks of Love), but nobody elected me queen of anything! Harumpf.

/jk good for her.


I grew an 11" braid a few years back. They didn't want it because I've gone a bit gray.
 
2012-06-22 05:04:30 PM  
My wife had her head shaved for St. Baldrick's last year. She went on Facebook the night before and said she would do it if she could raise $200 in donations. She raised more than $1,000. And she got ready for work a lot faster in the morning.
 
2012-06-22 05:28:17 PM  
what a stcunning cstoont
 
2012-06-22 05:29:01 PM  
damn....pwned by the fark filter again....
 
2012-06-22 05:32:53 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Anyone here banged a bald chick before?


No, but I've banged a chick with a mohawk.
 
2012-06-22 05:33:41 PM  
All this proves is there is a dearth of attractive women in Alaska. Even a mildly attractive girl with no hair is better looking than the other 200 women in that state.
 
2012-06-22 05:39:08 PM  

porcupine tree: All this proves is there is a dearth of attractive women in Alaska. Even a mildly attractive girl with no hair is better looking than the other 200 women in that state.


Actually, most of these pageant chicks are only moderately attractive until they get the full makeup & hairstyle treatment. Same goes for most hollywood starlets and models.
 
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