Why? That just makes it hotter.

Dang bad-ass jogger.

Dang.

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting...

Badgerlad: That's when her Kung Fu background really kicked in, punching him twice in the face.

I was not aware backgrounds could do that. That's pretty hardcore.

That's why my background is My Little Ponies: Less chance of it hurting me.

Dang girl, you kick that ass.

Mmmmm mushu

FTA: Investigators say they never found a knife. And they say in situations like this one they recommend people avoid confrontations.

Seems to me that she didn't have a say in it...dumbasses.

Did anyone use her last name to express amazement yet?

FTA :

"Investigators say they never found a knife. And they say in situations like this one they recommend people avoid confrontations."

Real Subtext: Cops don't want to be responsible for being getting hurt or killed, so they advocate running away publicly, but if you're absolutely sure to be able to defend yourself and nobody is going to lose their life, go ahead and kick the punk's ass.

What a farking retard. She's lucky she's not a statistic

Your ancient martial skills are no match for a rag soaked with chloroform, kid.

Wow, the rare promised attractive chick in the article. She is purdy...

willfullyobscure: What a farking retard. She's lucky she's not a statistic

Wait, Vancouver, WA? Never mind, my bad. She's probably the 4th toughest motherfarker around.

//hawt

Was it a little bit frightening?

She's cute and glad she kicked ass on those 2 idiots

Those cat were fast as lightning

I bet she is into Dang banging

Marcus Aurelius: It looks like they picked the Wong girl.

I was thinking the same ting

TehBoognish: Was it a little bit frightening?

No, only one person was Kung fu fighting. The others were more like "Oh god, my face"

Dumbfarks, everyone knows anyone who is Chinese knows Kung Fu.

LoneWolf343: FTA: Investigators say they never found a knife. And they say in situations like this one they recommend people avoid confrontations.

Seems to me that she didn't have a say in it...dumbasses.

And if you can't avoid a confrontation, end it.

nobody bothers me

I would grope her, too. (But only if she let me!)

Just because she was Asian, doesn't mean she's hot or cute, and she was nothing to write home about. Sorry, but where I live, Asians are everywhere and I have seen a lot cuter than that, although I do understand that some guys are turned on by Asian chicks in a really creepy way, glad she kung-fooed her attackers.

They thought they were going to get a little sumting sumting, but boy were they wong.

Iblis824: TehBoognish: Was it a little bit frightening?

No, only one person was Kung fu fighting. The others were more like "Oh god, my face"

but she fought with expert timing

So wait..she punched him in the face after he started swearing? Suck it up buttercup. I'm sure if, say, a bike rider splashed you with a puddle and you swore him up and down and he came back and punched you in the face it'd be a different story.

Entitled ho-bag.

And they say in situations like this one they recommend people avoid confrontations.

Tell that to assholes who think it's okay to assault other people.

I love that she has a box of fireworks on the floor beside her.

/Stereotype achieved!

You Are All Sheep:
So wait..she punched him in the face after he started swearing? Suck it up buttercup. I'm sure if, say, a bike rider splashed you with a puddle and you swore him up and down and he came back and punched you in the face it'd be a different story.

Entitled ho-bag.

Well he was also participating in an attempted sexual assault (well, once the other guy grabbed her butt it wasn't attempted any more) even if he hadn't actually touched her yet. I'd say the gloves were off at that point. Legally, I suspect that's the argument unless the perpetrator is actually running away.

Misconduc: Dumbfarks, everyone knows anyone who is Chinese knows Kung Fu.

It's true. My English/naturalized American/100% ethnically Chinese wife has her black belt in Kung Fu. As she practices around the house, she keeps apologizing because she's not supposed to be doing the moves that involve pulling body parts off the bad guy where non-black belts can see her.

I'm all sorts of mixed American mutt heritage (about 50% Hispanic, plus Germanic, plus a grab bag...) so I satisfy the stereotype by doing the gun thing.

Our assaulted-on-the-street plan is for her to hit them with her Flurry of Blows and Stunning Fist and then I shoot anyone that doesn't run away, 'cause if they're still hanging around, that mofugger be crazy and needs strong medicine.

Our 50%Chinese/50% American Grab Bag children do Kung Fu and guns. It's a beautiful thing.

"We will touch you and grab you and you will like it. Fight back in any way and our entitled nature will be offended and we will start swearing at you!"

Boys.

Sounds like the other guy didn't do anything but swear at her. If it was threatening I can understand punching him in the face a few times, but swearing alone doesn't seem like its enough to justify the ass kicking.

Life is so unfair. She will never pull down six-figures as a bus monitor.

/csb

Hardest hit I ever took in a dojo was from a 16 year old Japanese girl, kicked me in the ribs, I felt it for 2 weeks. My fault, didn't think she was capable of that.

/csbover