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(NYPost)   Soup Nazi going down faster than the Third Reich   (nypost.com) divider line 24
    More: Sad, Soup Nazi, Third Reich, retail chains, soups, Jason Alexander  
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2012-06-22 09:27:47 AM
15 minutes goes by so fast.
 
2012-06-22 09:40:44 AM
not faster than subby's mom?
 
2012-06-22 09:42:30 AM
www.seinfeld-fan.net

You're through, Soup Nazi. Pack it up. No more soup for you. NEXT!
 
2012-06-22 09:44:17 AM
Come back, one year!
 
2012-06-22 11:25:19 AM
It's 95 in NYC. Nobody is buying hot soup today.
 
2012-06-22 11:40:45 AM

foo monkey: It's 95 in NYC. Nobody is buying hot soup today.


Unless they like hotspacho.
 
2012-06-22 12:19:10 PM

Mentat: foo monkey: It's 95 in NYC. Nobody is buying hot soup today.

Unless they like hotspacho.


Nobody likes hotspacho.
 
2012-06-22 12:31:27 PM

doublesecretprobation: [www.seinfeld-fan.net image 640x480]

You're through, Soup Nazi. Pack it up. No more soup for you. NEXT!


I don't think anyone be crazy enough to have that go down on them. That would scare the crap out of me and cause me to run away screaming.
 
2012-06-22 01:06:55 PM

limeyfellow: doublesecretprobation: [www.seinfeld-fan.net image 640x480]

You're through, Soup Nazi. Pack it up. No more soup for you. NEXT!

I don't think anyone be crazy enough to have that go down on them. That would scare the crap out of me and cause me to run away screaming.


I would. I'd smash that until one of us was broken. That woman is gorgeous. There are no bad pictures of her.
 
2012-06-22 01:09:57 PM

Rent Party: limeyfellow: doublesecretprobation: [www.seinfeld-fan.net image 640x480]

You're through, Soup Nazi. Pack it up. No more soup for you. NEXT!

I don't think anyone be crazy enough to have that go down on them. That would scare the crap out of me and cause me to run away screaming.

I would. I'd smash that until one of us was broken. That woman is gorgeous. There are no bad pictures of her.


So that's YOU using HBOgo to fap to episodes of "veep"
 
2012-06-22 01:42:18 PM

Magorn: Rent Party: limeyfellow: doublesecretprobation: [www.seinfeld-fan.net image 640x480]

You're through, Soup Nazi. Pack it up. No more soup for you. NEXT!

I don't think anyone be crazy enough to have that go down on them. That would scare the crap out of me and cause me to run away screaming.

I would. I'd smash that until one of us was broken. That woman is gorgeous. There are no bad pictures of her.

So that's YOU using HBOgo to fap to episodes of "veep"


idk about all of that, but I've been fapping to Anna Chlumsky since My Girl.
 
2012-06-22 02:07:36 PM

Magorn: Rent Party: limeyfellow: doublesecretprobation: [www.seinfeld-fan.net image 640x480]

You're through, Soup Nazi. Pack it up. No more soup for you. NEXT!

I don't think anyone be crazy enough to have that go down on them. That would scare the crap out of me and cause me to run away screaming.

I would. I'd smash that until one of us was broken. That woman is gorgeous. There are no bad pictures of her.

So that's YOU using HBOgo to fap to episodes of "veep"


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-22 02:31:01 PM
Somehow, charging $10 bucks for a bowl of what is traditionally associated with hungry, poor and unemployed people standing in line out in the cold during the Great Depression didn't work?

Huh.
 
2012-06-22 03:21:27 PM

SultanofSchwing: idk about all of that, but I've been fapping to Anna Chlumsky since My Girl.


cdn2.mamapop.com
 
2012-06-22 05:34:20 PM
He opened a location here in San Francisco's godawful tourist trap (Fisherman's Wharf) but it quickly went out of business.

It's almost like people don't come to San Francisco for an authentic taste of New York.
 
2012-06-22 06:46:53 PM
i like soup and would eat it on almost every day. Looking at the numbers here, i can't imagine that it was worth this much money. i'm not surprised money was lost.

there are not many soup lovers out there.
 
2012-06-22 07:07:19 PM
Ok, I'm not readin' all that shiat, and memorizing all those names, and who they are in this story. Can someone give me the two sentence version?
 
2012-06-22 10:38:34 PM

Mixolydian Master: Ok, I'm not readin' all that shiat, and memorizing all those names, and who they are in this story. Can someone give me the two sentence version?


Everyone loves the soup made by the Soup Nazi, an eccentric owner of a soup place. However, due to his insane requirements in order to buy soup, he causes a lot of trouble for the gang. While this is going on, Elaine buys an armoire, which Kramer is supposed to watch, but gets stolen by a couple of street toughs. George and Elaine hate that Jerry and his girlfriend show their affection in public, but only George does something about it. He confronts Jerry and they have a battle over it. Meanwhile, the Soup Nazi gives Kramer his armoire to give to Elaine, albeit unknowingly for Elaine. When Elaine tries to thank the Soup Nazi, he yells at her, so she gets angry and has a chance at revenge and uses it, by finding his secret recipes in the armoire and using them against him by letting his secret recipes out to the public.

That's as short as I can condense it.
 
2012-06-23 12:12:57 AM

Dr.Zom: Mixolydian Master: Ok, I'm not readin' all that shiat, and memorizing all those names, and who they are in this story. Can someone give me the two sentence version?

Everyone loves the soup made by the Soup Nazi, an eccentric owner of a soup place. However, due to his insane requirements in order to buy soup, he causes a lot of trouble for the gang. While this is going on, Elaine buys an armoire, which Kramer is supposed to watch, but gets stolen by a couple of street toughs. George and Elaine hate that Jerry and his girlfriend show their affection in public, but only George does something about it. He confronts Jerry and they have a battle over it. Meanwhile, the Soup Nazi gives Kramer his armoire to give to Elaine, albeit unknowingly for Elaine. When Elaine tries to thank the Soup Nazi, he yells at her, so she gets angry and has a chance at revenge and uses it, by finding his secret recipes in the armoire and using them against him by letting his secret recipes out to the public.

That's as short as I can condense it.


So Elaine wants to buy some awesome soup. Is too flippant in the soupline, and is refused service. She exacts revenge by releasing his coveted secret soup recipes, she serendipitously happens upon?

/shorter :P
 
2012-06-23 10:01:43 AM

foo monkey: Nobody likes hotspacho.


CSB/
First cooking job I had required me to make Gazpacho for a retirement party for one of the hotel's chefs. There were going to be about 75 chefs in attendance. Being new to the trade, I had never even heard of it. I looked up the recipe, I put it all together in a huge pot and put it on the stove on high heat. Just as it was approaching the fragrance point, another chef walked in on me and asked what the fark I was doing. I told him I had to have a gazpacho ready for a party in 6 hours. He starts screaming at meGot major compliments from all the party attendees.
Tried some and by god, it was delicious.
/CSB
 
2012-06-23 10:04:02 AM
Not sure how that got dropped, but he yelled at me that it wasn't cooked, had to chill for three days to meld the flavors, and midsentence, realized I had found a way to meld the flavors on short notice so it would taste like it had chilled for 3 days, and we hauled it off to the cooler until dinner.
 
2012-06-23 11:42:31 AM
Tanukis_Parachute

2012-06-22 06:46:53 PM
i like soup and would eat it on almost every day. Looking at the numbers here, i can't imagine that it was worth this much money. i'm not surprised money was lost.

there are not many soup lovers out there


This, I like soup but I can't just seeing a bowl of soup for a quick take out.
 
2012-06-23 11:10:42 PM

Mixolydian Master: Ok, I'm not readin' all that shiat, and memorizing all those names, and who they are in this story. Can someone give me the two sentence version?


Once upon a time, there was a very mean man. He was so mean, people thought he was as mean as a Nazi! He made soup for a living, so they called him The Soup Nazi. The Soup Nazi had very strict rules, and he scared people. And sometimes, when people made him mad, he would yell at them. But his soup was so yummy, he always sold lots and lots of it.

There was another man, Jerry, who made people laugh. Once, he told a joke about The Soup Nazi, and people laughed and laughed and laughed. The Soup Nazi got very angry about that. But so many people laughed that they came to try the soup for themselves. It was so yummy, they kept coming! Very soon, he was selling so much soup he couldn't keep up!

Some men in suits offered to help him sell more soup, and he agreed. He taught them how to make the soup, and they opened more soup restaurants to sell more soup. But the men running the other restaurants didn't do it right, and they lost a lot of money. Then some of them started to do it again, using a different name. The Soup Nazi was sad about that and didn't want to be friends with any of them anymore, and he went away and never came back, even to his original restaurant.

After he left, the remaining men made an even bigger mess of it all. We call these men douchebags. Can you say "douchebag"? You did great! They set to farking each other left and right, which is what douchebags who don't know how to anything but fark up do, and now it's a huge mess and a lot of money has been lost and the soup costs a lot now and everyone is sad.

Now go the fark to sleep.
 
2012-06-25 10:31:08 AM
People didn't want to pay $8 for a bowl of soup. Who knew?
 
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