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(ESPN)   Josh Hamilton's life to be made into a movie. Possible titles include "Beer League", "How I Killed your Father", and "Behind Blue Eyes"   ( espn.go.com) divider line
    More: Interesting, Josh Hamilton, beer league, Tampa Bay Devil Rays, ESPN Dallas, al mvp, Casey Affleck, titles, Reds  
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2012-06-22 11:39:45 AM  
Beer League?

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Now coming to bat is Artie DeVanzo. Last season was a fine one for DeVanzo, we all know that. He batted .420 with 45 RBIs. He enters today's game with a Blood Alcohol Content of .16. For you kids scoring at home, that is an impressive twice the legal limit.
 
2012-06-22 01:04:59 PM  
I prefer the title 'How my freak week ruined my hitting groove'.

/since May 14, he'shiat 29/115 (.252) with 4 HRs 20 RBI 12 BBs and 28 Ks
//right around the same time the rest of my fantasy squadron'shiatting fell off the map
 
2012-06-22 01:07:29 PM  

germ78: I prefer the title 'How my freak week ruined my hitting groove'.

/since May 14, he'shiat 29/115 (.252) with 4 HRs 20 RBI 12 BBs and 28 Ks
//right around the same time the rest of my fantasy squadron'shiatting fell off the map


Indeed, since May 14 he's been shiat compared to earlier in the season.

/silly filter
 
2012-06-22 01:11:28 PM  
Too soon! Too soon!
 
2012-06-22 01:22:34 PM  
"How I Killed your Father"

Ouch, that's cold-blooded, subby.
 
2012-06-22 01:26:24 PM  

FishyFred: Beer League?

Now coming to bat is Artie DeVanzo. Last season was a fine one for DeVanzo, we all know that. He batted .420 with 45 RBIs. He enters today's game with a Blood Alcohol Content of .16. For you kids scoring at home, that is an impressive twice the legal limit.


Very funny under rated movie.

I also laughed at the "how I killed your father" tasteless yet hilarious.
 
2012-06-22 01:28:30 PM  
How about "The Josh Hamiblin Story"
 
2012-06-22 01:29:19 PM  
"Sherlock's Home"
 
2012-06-22 02:14:29 PM  
I don't understand how you can write a story about a story that's still being told. Why would you write a movie about the guy before his walk off grand slam to win the World Series? That's just silly.

And for those of you who are Rangers fans, you might find this twitter feed amusing.

Grubes & his twitters cast the Josh Hamilton movie
 
2012-06-22 02:33:20 PM  

Di Atribe: I don't understand how you can write a story about a story that's still being told. Why would you write a movie about the guy before his walk off grand slam to win the World Series? That's just silly.

And for those of you who are Rangers fans, you might find this twitter feed amusing.

Grubes & his twitters cast the Josh Hamilton movie


Heh. Followed through that one when I got up this morning.
Gotta love Shoopy!

/I miss him so...
 
2012-06-22 02:38:16 PM  

TXEric: Heh. Followed through that one when I got up this morning.
Gotta love Shoopy!

/I miss him so...


He's never far away if you've got him on the tweeters! Diamond Tweet is good times.
 
2012-06-22 02:59:22 PM  
So who's playing David Freese?
 
2012-06-22 03:07:15 PM  

Benjamin Stone: So who's playing David Freese?


You f*cker.
 
2012-06-22 03:25:20 PM  

Di Atribe: TXEric: Heh. Followed through that one when I got up this morning.
Gotta love Shoopy!

/I miss him so...

He's never far away if you've got him on the tweeters! Diamond Tweet is good times.


Yes, I look forward to following him each and every game now.
Unless he gets a time out for pounding their bandwidth.
 
2012-06-22 03:33:17 PM  

Benjamin Stone: So who's playing David Freese?


Alan Rickman. He's good at villains.

F*cker.
 
2012-06-22 05:00:00 PM  
Between the lines.

Swiping the bag.
 
2012-06-23 02:55:20 AM  
I'm an A's fan, and even I thought this headline was wrong.

/didn't stop me from laughing, though
//aisle seat, please
 
2012-06-23 03:43:31 AM  
Cole Hauser.
 
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