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(Major League Baseball) Video Smoking hot Padres' ball girl makes a nice grab   ( divider line 7
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14463 clicks; posted to Video » on 22 Jun 2012 at 12:31 PM (3 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-06-22 09:46:23 AM  
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jaylectricity: Smoking hot, pedomitter? More like cute. Cute, in a little girl flat chested way.

Well, I've come to expect some nasty, acne-scarred, fat teacher shagging a 15 year old when I see "smoking hot" on Fark, so this was a pleasant surprise.
2012-06-22 05:53:07 PM  
1 votes:

TotallyHeadless: Was that Dick Enberg who said "hubba hubba"?

/Dirty old man

Yes it was. A couple of years ago, the Padres inexplicably landed him to do TV play-by-play. He was an upgrade from Matt Vasgersian, that's for sure.

2012-06-22 03:41:22 PM  
1 votes:
Yay!!! Padre thread!!!
2012-06-22 01:50:58 PM  
1 votes:

Odd Bird: Did I hear "soup coolers"? wth?

You did, and after some consideration I believe he meant "lips," as in "those things you'd purse together to blow on soup for cooling." I really wanted it to mean breasts, but he meant mouth. What an odd euphemism!
2012-06-22 12:48:53 PM  
1 votes:

The Flexecutioner: can she do this?

that's cool. even though it's fake, it still looks cool.
2012-06-22 11:24:51 AM  
1 votes:
I would certainly be inclined to allow her to have my "balls" in her hands, if you see what I'm getting at, nudge, wink.

(What I mean is, I think it might feel kinda nice if she were to fondle my testicles. That's what I was talking about, there. The idea of an attractive woman manually stimulating my genitals is one that appeals to me, in case you didn't catch the innuendo. Just wanted to clear that up.)
2012-06-22 09:29:10 AM  
1 votes:
The most unusual thing about this clip is not the catch, but rather that a Padre hit a line drive.
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