DeltaPunch: I came here to ask "is that what Rangers fans have to put up with EVERY game?!?"

That wasn't the Ranger broadcast.

The Indiians couild use her right now - she's a better outfielder than either Johnny Damon or Shelley Duncan.

Wonder what the Padres would take in a trade?

factoryconnection: Odd Bird: Did I hear "soup coolers"? wth?

You did, and after some consideration I believe he meant "lips," as in "those things you'd purse together to blow on soup for cooling." I really wanted it to mean breasts, but he meant mouth. What an odd euphemism!

Between soup coolers and purses, I have no idea what the hell is going on.

Was that Dick Enberg who said "hubba hubba"?

/Dirty old man

RookStar: GIS for catch of the day.

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/hubba hubba

Why is Peter Frampton holding that fish?

I have foul balls that need catching...just saying.

Had that been the Ranger's broadcast it would read like this:
"Hubba, hubba. Check out that henchman catch the ball over the fifth base foul line. Completely robbed Mike Adams of an extra base soup cooler."

/soup cooler

Knees, too sharp, etc.

Mmmm...yep...I would.

The Padres actually pick girls who can play softball to be the ballgirls. In my senior year, two of our girls from our high school varsity team were selected for this. One of them even went on to play professional softball in Italy. She was a major coont though, so I have mixed feelings about her success.

/San Diegan
//Major. coont.

Yep. That's a nice snatch alright.

I was at the game so I'm getting a kick out of these replies!

/rooting for Yu on my fbb team.

Ok, I'm a fan of Lisa now, tiny titties or not. We can always just do doggie.

Wellon Dowd: She's only a 6 on the SoCal scale.

yeah..... im sure thats why the padres put her in an "eye candy display" position.

c'mon man, check how pointy your OWN elbows are.

1. I cannot believe Dick Enberg is doing Padres play-by-play
2. "Soup Coolers" = serious LOL

Nice video

jaylectricity: She was supposed to start working for NESN, but she just kind of disappeared.

She didn't disappear; she's still fine. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to bring some food down to the basement.

The All-Powerful Atheismo: jaylectricity: She was supposed to start working for NESN, but she just kind of disappeared.

She didn't disappear; she's still fine. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to bring some food down to the basement.

Ha!

/It puts the oil on the glove, or it gets the bat again!

There can be only one.

/goin' old school.
//get off my infield.

She also has a higher batting average and fielding percentage than half of the Padres.

/has sad.

They tried to ad-fark me but only got their window closed in about three seconds.

Stuff it, baseball.

studebaker hoch: They tried to ad-fark me but only got their window closed in about three seconds.

Adblock is your friend..

tits or GTFO

Aracnix: The sports commentators crack me up.



"Whoa! Look at that ... that *girl* caught the ball! Hrn hrn! Lisa! Good catch, Lisa!"

"Hrn hrn Hrn! Hubba hubba! She *saved* those people! Texas folks. She's unbiased, that Lisa. Saving people, catching baseballs. "

"She's a damn hero, man. I mean just...did you see that? She caught the ball! A girl caught the ball! Lisa! Lisa the Hero. Saving fans."

"Hrn hrn hrn."

"Let's watch that a third time, now from a different angle... whoa! That... woman(?) in red would have been splattered. Just splattered."

" ...*drool*... Leeeesaaaah...."

"I mean, you expect to see some awesome things in baseball, but wow! A girl caught a baseball! Just reached out with a mitt and caught the ball. I'm hard right now."

"LEEEEEEESSAAAAAAAH!"

"YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, LISA!"

GIS for 'ball girl':

for once something called "smoking hot" in a subby's headline comes as advertised!

jaylectricity: Smoking hot, pedomitter? More like cute. Cute, in a little girl flat chested way.

If there's grass on the field...

// I keed

Sign her up! That was really full of win.