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(Local10 WPLG)   It's take your dog to work day. Your dog wants a corner office and a sexy biatch for a secretary   (local10.com) divider line 40
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2012-06-22 10:52:37 AM  
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2012-06-22 10:54:13 AM  
I wanted to do this but since I work in a university library and I have a loud Basset hound puppy it didn't seem like a good idea
 
2012-06-22 10:55:02 AM  
What taking calls might look like:

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2012-06-22 10:56:15 AM  

Sock Ruh Tease: What taking calls might look like:

[weknowmemes.com image 500x409]


i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-06-22 10:58:04 AM  
My puppy has been with me all week!

/He's sleeping under my desk right now. Best office dog ever.
 
2012-06-22 10:59:56 AM  
ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-06-22 11:00:17 AM  
i266.photobucket.com

The black and tan would like some tasty ankles to chew through. The brown fella will be marking everything "His". How he doesn't dehydrate himself is beyond me.
 
2012-06-22 11:00:21 AM  

SmellsLikePoo: My puppy has been with me all week!

/He's sleeping under my desk right now. Best office dog ever.


Pics or it didn't happen.
 
2012-06-22 11:07:45 AM  
When I was working from home (recovering from surgery) earlier this year, I had my dogs working as secretaries. This is what they did all day:

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I couldn't dock them a day's pay, as they were volunteering.
 
2012-06-22 11:10:34 AM  

ModernPrimitive01: I wanted to do this but since I work in a university library and I have a loud Basset hound puppy it didn't seem like a good idea


I have a "full grown" Basset Hound and if I brought her to work she would spend 7 and a half hours looking for the perfect place to poop. Then she would poop.
 
2012-06-22 11:10:49 AM  
She's been an office dog for 3 years.

Working........on a rawhide bone:

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2012-06-22 11:11:31 AM  

URAPNIS: She's been an office dog for 3 years.

Working........on a rawhide bone:

[i108.photobucket.com image 361x640]


i've always wanted a biatch under my desk
 
2012-06-22 11:14:12 AM  

sandi_fish: SmellsLikePoo: My puppy has been with me all week!

/He's sleeping under my desk right now. Best office dog ever.

Pics or it didn't happen.


Fair enough...

farm6.staticflickr.com
 
2012-06-22 11:14:55 AM  
Wish I could, but he'd just run at full speed from cube to cube for 8 hours straight. He'd stop only to occasionally pick something up and poke someone with it until they agreed to try and play tug of war with him with it - even if it was no good to play tug of war with, like a tennis ball or something.

But... my little puppy is getting a little older and more mature now! My wife left him out of his crate when she went to work, for the first time ever yesterday. And all of our stuff survived!! We usually give him a "busy rollhide" treat when we put him in his crate in the morning, and he even saved the treat to eat later. He finally ate it when I got home and was busy changing out of my work clothes. What a good boy!!
 
2012-06-22 11:15:43 AM  
my girlfriend's dog is a basset hound. Thankfully it's not the kind that howls all night, but sometimes I wish it was "take you dog to the middle of nowhere and leave them" day.
 
2012-06-22 11:19:05 AM  

RoyHobbs22: ModernPrimitive01: I wanted to do this but since I work in a university library and I have a loud Basset hound puppy it didn't seem like a good idea

I have a "full grown" Basset Hound and if I brought her to work she would spend 7 and a half hours looking for the perfect place to poop. Then she would poop.


it would be a toss up with mine. Sometimes he just rolls around and sleeps but about once a day for about 1/2 hour he just goes crazy and gets into everything, runs around barking, howling. He gets 2 really long walks everyday but that doesn't help at all. If one of those times were at my job it would be a disaster
 
2012-06-22 11:20:21 AM  

mongbiohazard: My wife left him out of his crate when she went to work, for the first time ever yesterday. And all of our stuff survived!!


I remember that day too.
Was quite a relief when I got home.
 
2012-06-22 11:21:04 AM  
Actually my day is the opposite of take your dog to work day. My wife is out of town so I have to rush home on my lunch break to let him outside to walk around before putting him back inside and rushing back to work. Somewhere in there I have to find time to eat a salad.
 
2012-06-22 11:23:17 AM  

SmellsLikePoo: sandi_fish: SmellsLikePoo: My puppy has been with me all week!

/He's sleeping under my desk right now. Best office dog ever.

Pics or it didn't happen.

Fair enough...

[farm6.staticflickr.com image 500x375]


Thanks. Is that a Shiba Inu?
 
2012-06-22 11:29:48 AM  
I work from home so my cat is my secretary. His job is to wake me at 6.30 and have a bit of breakfast then go back to sleep, remind me at 12.30 that it is time for lunch, and yowl at me if I work beyond 6pm. He's very efficient. Must be all of that energy conservation.
 
2012-06-22 11:31:05 AM  

sandi_fish: SmellsLikePoo: sandi_fish: SmellsLikePoo: My puppy has been with me all week!

/He's sleeping under my desk right now. Best office dog ever.

Pics or it didn't happen.

Fair enough...

[farm6.staticflickr.com image 500x375]

Thanks. Is that a Shiba Inu?


Yup. Perfect office dog... he is very good at adjusting his energy level for the situation and is making lots of friends! I think my coworkers will be sad when he's gone next week.

farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2012-06-22 11:38:05 AM  
Just stopped in to troll a bit. Hey, at least I'm honest and up-front...

Anyway, you over-the-top dog people that expect the rest of the world to fawn over your dog the way you do and who treat a dog as if it's human are just as ridiculous and idiotic as those helicopter parents who dote over their precious snowflakes' every move and bore you to death with stories and pictures of their brain-dead publicly-educated kids.

/kids
//no dog
///not a helicopter parent
////more like a sherman-tank parent
 
2012-06-22 11:40:45 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

Down girl!

/hotlink
 
2012-06-22 11:41:00 AM  

URAPNIS: She's been an office dog for 3 years.

Working........on a rawhide bone:


Wish my guy could always work with me. My wife's old company was all about bringing your dog to work.

What industry are you in?
 
2012-06-22 11:44:50 AM  

SmellsLikePoo: sandi_fish: SmellsLikePoo: sandi_fish: SmellsLikePoo: My puppy has been with me all week!

/He's sleeping under my desk right now. Best office dog ever.

Pics or it didn't happen.

Fair enough...

[farm6.staticflickr.com image 500x375]

Thanks. Is that a Shiba Inu?

Yup. Perfect office dog... he is very good at adjusting his energy level for the situation and is making lots of friends! I think my coworkers will be sad when he's gone next week.

[farm9.staticflickr.com image 500x375]


Adorable little guy there. Thanks!
 
2012-06-22 11:45:32 AM  

gretzkyscores: Just stopped in to troll a bit. Hey, at least I'm honest and up-front...

Anyway, you over-the-top dog people that expect the rest of the world to fawn over your dog the way you do and who treat a dog as if it's human are just as ridiculous and idiotic as those helicopter parents who dote over their precious snowflakes' every move and bore you to death with stories and pictures of their brain-dead publicly-educated kids.

/kids
//no dog
///not a helicopter parent
////more like a sherman-tank parent


I was curious about what kind of Farker comes into a dog thread to hate on animal lovers. Checking your profile I see: go after people with tattoos as being insecure attention whores, believe anyone but the government should provide education and health care, believe that global warming is happening but will be beneficial to mankind, and believe the world would be better off without the EPA, MADD, environmentalists, the FDA, the NEA, and the Center for Science in the Public Interest. Sorry I usually don't call people out, but wow, you really lay out the derp in your profile. Either that is the best looking troll's profile I've ever seen or you're serious in which case my dog is going to be better educated than your kid.
 
2012-06-22 11:49:47 AM  

SmellsLikePoo: URAPNIS: She's been an office dog for 3 years.

Working........on a rawhide bone:

Wish my guy could always work with me. My wife's old company was all about bringing your dog to work.

What industry are you in?


Small company that does computer work, programming, and business form layout, design, and processing.
We have a front counter with a gate so she can't dick around with the customers.
 
2012-06-22 11:53:37 AM  
Ms. Williams, can you come in here and take some dictation

www.trojka.rs
 
2012-06-22 11:54:12 AM  
www.trojka.rs
 
2012-06-22 11:54:42 AM  

gretzkyscores: Anyway, you over-the-top dog people that expect the rest of the world to fawn over your dog the way you do


I hate it when people fawn over my dog, encouraging her to act all stupid and jump around with their high pitched baby voices and shiat.
I also hate it when people ask me what kind of dog she is when we're sitting in traffic. Fark off already. What difference does it make?
 
2012-06-22 11:55:44 AM  
www.trojka.rs
 
2012-06-22 11:56:32 AM  
www.trojka.rs
 
2012-06-22 12:00:36 PM  

Saracuda: [ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com image 500x380]


Got a kick out of that image, because a pug I know goes to his owner's office every day. He's the executive in charge of napping and staring, and doubles as the office mascot.
 
2012-06-22 12:01:18 PM  

sandi_fish:
Adorable little guy there. Thanks!


Thanks!

ModernPrimitive01: Either that is the best looking troll's profile I've ever seen or you're serious in which case my dog is going to be better educated than your kid.


Ha!



URAPNIS
:
Small company that does computer work, programming, and business form layout, design, and processing.
We have a front counter with a gate so she can't dick around with the customers.


I kinda wonder if having a dog present when you are pitching to clients could help you land a deal. I can see Bailey helping me land a deal with the right client...
 
2012-06-22 12:41:57 PM  
WHF and just gave the dogs some of my steak - even the lazy Basset
 
2012-06-22 01:47:52 PM  
WTF...I can't even read the article because ESPN's web site automatically loads after a couple seconds, and I didn't even click on on. Fark everything about this.
 
2012-06-22 01:51:04 PM  
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My Zoey hanging out under my desk.
 
2012-06-22 02:37:38 PM  
Meh, get a job where dogs are allowed and every day is doggie day.

/Pug currently sleeping on desk
//no pictures
 
2012-06-22 04:08:14 PM  
farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2012-06-22 08:59:44 PM  

SmellsLikePoo: sandi_fish: SmellsLikePoo: My puppy has been with me all week!

/He's sleeping under my desk right now. Best office dog ever.

Pics or it didn't happen.

Fair enough...

[farm6.staticflickr.com image 500x375]


Dawwwww!

I'm so envious.
 
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