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(NBC Chicago)   BMW tops Jaguar and Mercedes. Just, not in a good way   (nbcchicago.com) divider line 29
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2012-06-22 09:26:01 AM
peteranthonyholder.com
 
2012-06-22 09:27:42 AM
Nice to see the 1% crowd experiencing a little karma on a fine Friday morning.
 
2012-06-22 09:28:21 AM
You have to be a special kind of an idiot to do something like this..........sober
 
2012-06-22 09:28:44 AM
I hope he bought the supplimental insurance.
 
2012-06-22 09:32:01 AM

Tat'dGreaser: You have to be a special kind of an idiot to do something like this..........sober


Really? because I think i remember you driving over a few road sings a few years back.
 
2012-06-22 09:34:05 AM

tedthebellhopp: Really? because I think i remember you driving over a few road sings a few years back.


BWHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh you son of a b*tch, I didn't know you were on here? Hey I was probably on drugs and I think it was raining at the time.
 
2012-06-22 09:35:12 AM

ChipNASA: [peteranthonyholder.com image 500x300]


I just don't get it. Why does so much porn have to involve cocks? I'm a straight man, I don't want to see a naked woman getting a cock in the ass, no matter how big and juicy it is. I just want to see a naked woman.
 
2012-06-22 09:37:08 AM

oldfarthenry: Nice to see the 1% crowd experiencing a little karma on a fine Friday morning.


1% crowd? lol - it was a rental. Sounds like Joe Schmo couldn't drive stick.
 
2012-06-22 09:38:00 AM
Tiiba
ChipNASA: [peteranthonyholder.com image 500x300]

I just don't get it. Why does so much porn have to involve cocks? I'm a straight man, I don't want to see a naked woman getting a cock in the ass, no matter how big and juicy it is. I just want to see a naked woman.


It's called Lesbian Porn. Of course if you don't want to see a dick, referring to it as "big and juicy" doesn't exactly help your cause...
 
2012-06-22 09:39:20 AM

Claude Ballse: Tiiba
ChipNASA: [peteranthonyholder.com image 500x300]

I just don't get it. Why does so much porn have to involve cocks? I'm a straight man, I don't want to see a naked woman getting a cock in the ass, no matter how big and juicy it is. I just want to see a naked woman.

It's called Lesbian Porn. Of course if you don't want to see a dick, referring to it as "big and juicy" doesn't exactly help your cause...


he could always just get the Octomom masturbation video.
 
2012-06-22 09:40:55 AM
Gender of the driver mysteriously missing from article.
 
2012-06-22 09:44:29 AM

beta_plus: Gender of the driver mysteriously missing from article.


Do they don't need to mention the gender... it's pretty obvious.. isn't it
 
2012-06-22 09:47:52 AM

Claude Ballse: Tiiba
ChipNASA: [peteranthonyholder.com image 500x300]

I just don't get it. Why does so much porn have to involve cocks? I'm a straight man, I don't want to see a naked woman getting a cock in the ass, no matter how big and juicy it is. I just want to see a naked woman.

It's called Lesbian Porn. Of course if you don't want to see a dick, referring to it as "big and juicy" doesn't exactly help your cause...


Cocks sometimes crop up even when my only search term is "lesbian". GIS, you fool!

But my real question is just... Why? Are straight men not the primary market for this crap?
 
2012-06-22 09:53:19 AM
I'd like to top Mercedes Ruehl, if you know what I mean - and I think you do.
 
2012-06-22 09:54:01 AM

Tiiba: ChipNASA: [peteranthonyholder.com image 500x300]

I just don't get it. Why does so much porn have to involve cocks? I'm a straight man, I don't want to see a naked woman getting a cock in the ass, no matter how big and juicy it is. I just want to see a naked woman.




" Listen to me when I tell you this: we're all gay; it's just to what extent are you gay. Tiiba goes, 'That's bullsh*t. I ain't gay at all.' I'm like, 'Yeah you are, and I'll prove it to you.' Tiiba goes, 'Fine. Prove it.' I'm like, 'Alright. Do you like porn?' Tiiba goes, 'Yeah, I love porn. You know that.' I'm like, 'Do you only watch scenes with two women together?' Tiiba says 'No, I watch a man and a woman making love.' 'Do you like the guy to have a small, half-flaccid penis?' Tiiba goes, 'No, I like big, hard, throbbing cocks.'

tucsoncitizen.com
 
2012-06-22 09:56:25 AM

beta_plus: Gender of the driver mysteriously missing from article.


TFA says "the man was returning the rented vehicle."

Gender specified.
 
2012-06-22 09:57:11 AM

beta_plus: Gender of the driver mysteriously missing from article.


FTFA:

"The crash happened on the same floor as an Enterprise Rent-A-Car. A clerk at the kiosk told Baftiri the man was returning the rented vehicle."

A troll who can't read. There's a reason your posts are crimson.
 
2012-06-22 10:07:16 AM
Just gonna leave this here

Comma
 
2012-06-22 10:21:42 AM
www.actucine.com

Bourne approves
 
2012-06-22 10:30:00 AM

oldfarthenry: Nice to see the 1% crowd experiencing a little karma on a fine Friday morning.


If members of the 1% are driving any of those three cars, they're being pretty conservative with their money.

But congrats on being one of the dipshiats that keeps giving assholes like McConnell ammo for their baseless claims of "class warfare".
 
2012-06-22 10:31:52 AM
A person that rents a BMW and can't return it properly? Is his name James Bond?

www.universalexports.net
 
2012-06-22 11:07:21 AM
img163.imageshack.us

What article?

/hot
//like how badly I want to spread KU
 
2012-06-22 11:34:59 AM
that's an SUV. it's not a BMW.
 
2012-06-22 11:44:37 AM

FlashHarry: that's an SUV. it's not a BMW.


Now for sale as a Gently used, low mileage, fleet owned, and Dealer serviced auto, at a Localy Owned, Buy Here/Pay Here lot near You...
 
2012-06-22 12:26:47 PM
Asian Man was returning car...Fixed that for them...
 
2012-06-22 12:27:21 PM

Tat'dGreaser: You have to be a special kind of an idiot German car aficionado to do something like this..........sober


Ftfy
 
2012-06-22 03:56:49 PM
encrypted-tbn2.google.com
 
2012-06-22 05:07:13 PM

Monongahela Misfit: FlashHarry: that's an SUV. it's not a BMW.

Now for sale as a Gently used, low mileage, fleet owned, and Dealer serviced auto, at a Localy Owned, Buy Here/Pay Here lot near You...


what is the deal with the buy here/pay here thing? i see them generally in the shadier parts of town.

/threadjack
 
2012-06-22 06:38:43 PM

stupiddream: I hope he bought the supplimental insurance.


Even if it was his own vehicle and not a rental that would give his property damage limit a good run for its' money.

/Provided he's not an idiot and understands the basic coverages
 
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