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(Times Union)   2nd graders get sent to the corner for calling each other "fat", "low-life" or "liar", but what about the school board members? If you said, "call the cops", you get a gold star   ( divider line
    More: Asinine, RCS, school boards, phone calls  
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2012-06-22 12:35:25 PM  
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InfamousBLT: What about "call the parents," like any rational human being would do?

Hello? Mrs. Vadney? Yes? Yes, oh, fine. Yes, the hollyhocks are doing just great. Thanks for asking. What's that? No, no, I don't know why the Laurence Welk show isn't on tonight.

Mrs. Vadney... no, Mrs. Vadney, I need to talk to you about your son, Mrs. Vadney. Apparently there's been some trouble down at the school with Johnny. Yes, Johnny. He's been getting into arguments with some of the other board members, and well, some feelings have been hurt. What's that? No, Mrs. Vadney, I can't help you with that. You'll have to ring a nurse. Mrs. Vadney, this matter concerning Johnny is very important, Mrs. Vadney.

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2012-06-22 12:45:34 PM  
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