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(Short List)   So it turns out dating Kim Kardashian is now only the second stupidest thing Kanye West will ever do   (shortlist.com) divider line 57
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2012-06-22 09:44:00 AM
So he's jumping the shark, bear, sloth, lion, snake, emu, cow...
 
2012-06-22 11:08:07 AM
He's releasing audio of Kim moaning during sex?
 
2012-06-22 11:32:23 AM
Several species of small furry animals gathered together in a cave and grooving with a pict?!?

\been done
 
2012-06-22 11:32:43 AM

slayer199: He's releasing audio of Kim moaning during sex?


Which is far better than any music he's ever released
 
2012-06-22 11:33:54 AM
"Imma let you finish, but AAAAH-Rooooo! GRRRR!!! Meow! Wooof!!"
 
2012-06-22 11:38:37 AM
He's gonna have to autotune the shiat out of it to make her sound like she's into it.
 
2012-06-22 11:38:44 AM

JohnnyCanuck: Several species of small furry animals gathered together in a cave and grooving with a pict?!?

\been done


1.bp.blogspot.com

Indeed
 
2012-06-22 11:39:52 AM

slayer199: He's releasing audio of Kim moaning during sex?


So, I take it you have not seen her sex video?

Animal sounds overdubbed would only help that mediocre piece of crap.
 
2012-06-22 11:42:21 AM
He put a dead moose in a tree?
 
2012-06-22 11:46:18 AM
The cadence from my bowel movements easily tops anything this punk put out as "music"
 
2012-06-22 11:52:40 AM
www.alangordonarts.com + i46.tinypic.com
 
2012-06-22 11:53:11 AM
That shiat cray.
 
2012-06-22 11:54:15 AM
i45.tinypic.com
 
2012-06-22 11:55:46 AM
Scene from the first music video:

loyalkng.com

/Do you like fishsticks?
 
2012-06-22 11:57:37 AM

evilwhiteguy: Scene from the first music video:

[loyalkng.com image 450x338]

/Do you like fishsticks?


Depends, do you have any custard?
 
2012-06-22 11:59:20 AM
Kanye is one of those annoying "celebs" I will really enjoy watching slide into obscurity. He's an arrogant, mouthy twerp who needs to STFU.
 
2012-06-22 12:06:04 PM

slayer199: He's releasing audio of Kim moaning during sex?


Venetian Snares did this already:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nymphomatriarch

Also Kanye is an asshole but Watch the Throne was fun and there's a lot worse pop-rap out there. Not saying this will be anything but awful, but I'll give him benefit of the doubt.
 
2012-06-22 12:11:53 PM

zappaisfrank: Kanye is one of those annoying "celebs" I will really enjoy watching slide into obscurity. He's an arrogant, mouthy twerp who needs to STFU.


I remember reading something about how he didn't even graduate high school (or so I recall, could be wrong) when he released his first album. Years later, here we are, and I'm in agreement with you. Also I thought his first album sucked, but then I'm not really into rap in general.
 
2012-06-22 12:12:35 PM
Man, I sure hope he Foleys a bear eating a gay fish.
 
2012-06-22 12:16:54 PM

evilwhiteguy: Scene from the first music video:

[loyalkng.com image 450x338]

/Do you like fishsticks?


I love fishsticks, especially when I put them in my mouth
 
2012-06-22 12:22:19 PM

ProudBoiler: evilwhiteguy: Scene from the first music video:

[loyalkng.com image 450x338]

/Do you like fishsticks?

I love fishsticks, especially when I put them in my mouth


You're a gay fish.
 
2012-06-22 12:23:45 PM
I'm not a huge pop music fan. And I think Kanye is a misguided narcissist of the highest order. But I'd be lying if I didn't admit some of his stuff is occasionally pretty interesting. He's crazy but he's not without talent.
 
2012-06-22 12:24:00 PM

TXEric: So, I take it you have not seen her sex video?

Animal sounds overdubbed would only help that mediocre piece of crap.


No, I haven't. She does nothing for me at all so I haven't even looked for it out of morbid curiousity. The day Mila Kunis releases a sex tape...many kittens will die.

/Black Swan FTW
 
2012-06-22 12:25:34 PM
I can't stand Kim Kardashian, but I still really want to see that damn sex tape....
I can't find it anywhere for free, damnit.
 
2012-06-22 12:27:14 PM
This is predictable - Dating the A-Whore has bleached his brain and flat-lined his career, so he's following her example and pulling a dumb publicity stunt to get people to care.
 
2012-06-22 12:29:30 PM
Is this where I whine because people like things I don't like?
 
2012-06-22 12:34:44 PM
 
2012-06-22 12:39:00 PM

Hand Banana: [www.alangordonarts.com image 324x432] + [i46.tinypic.com image 300x420]


Link
 
2012-06-22 12:41:47 PM

slayer199: TXEric: So, I take it you have not seen her sex video?

Animal sounds overdubbed would only help that mediocre piece of crap.

No, I haven't. She does nothing for me at all so I haven't even looked for it out of morbid curiousity. The day Mila Kunis releases a sex tape...many kittens will die.

/Black Swan FTW


Yes. It will be a genuine Kittypocolypse.
 
2012-06-22 12:46:04 PM
weirdorecords.com

Unchecked creativity can often yield terrible results. He needs to stop surrounding himself with people who will agree that everything he thinks of is a good idea.
 
2012-06-22 12:48:19 PM
He's just trolling us now..."Oh, man...they bought my LAST album??? It was CRAP! I swear, I could just put a bunch of animal noises in a recording and these morons would probably buy it! Hold up...YO, to the Kanye Cave!"
 
2012-06-22 01:05:58 PM
FTA "the rapper has become obsessed with roars, barks and jungle noises"

That'sracist.jpeg
 
2012-06-22 01:14:47 PM

Hand Banana: [www.alangordonarts.com image 324x432] + [i46.tinypic.com image 300x420]


Someone needs to actually do this...
 
2012-06-22 01:19:21 PM

doczoidberg: I can't stand Kim Kardashian, but I still really want to see that damn sex tape....
I can't find it anywhere for free, damnit.


1) Seriously? It's pretty easy to find. Here's a link to a torrent Link
2) It's pretty disappointing, honestly. She's an attractive woman, but she farks with all the joy and talent of a two-week-dead salmon.
 
2012-06-22 01:38:20 PM
When it comes to actual music and producing, he's great. The stuff he did for John Legend and his own beats are great. He's not a horrible rapper and quite creative. The problem lies in the fact that he knows this and is willing to let everyone else know this. He's too stuck on himself and not willing to joke about himself enough.
 
2012-06-22 01:42:00 PM

aspAddict: He's just trolling us now..."Oh, man...they bought my LAST album??? It was CRAP!"


Let me stop you right there, because depending on what you call "his last album", it was either pretty good or the best album of the year.

If anyone actually checks the source on this, it's a five-sentence article from the Sun that's really vague about what's actually being said. I'm hoping the stupid doesn't take over his career as a producer just yet, because a G.O.O.D. Music album actually sounds promising.
 
2012-06-22 01:42:41 PM
Probably his way of dissing Taylor Swift again.
 
2012-06-22 02:03:04 PM

MysticSavage: He's gonna have to autotune the shiat out of it to make her sound like she's into it.


Is it just me or does it seem like she might just be a dead fish in the sack: lay there, do it in her pooper, then get the fark off her because she looks hungry, irritated or needs to fix her fake eyelashes, mascara and eyeliner for the photo-ops.
 
2012-06-22 02:20:47 PM
This just shows what writing letters can do. You're welcome, America.
 
2012-06-22 02:23:18 PM
 
2012-06-22 02:33:59 PM

Killer Refresh Rate: [weirdorecords.com image 301x300]

Unchecked creativity can often yield terrible results. He needs to stop surrounding himself with people who will agree that everything he thinks of is a good idea.


I agree with that 100%.
 
2012-06-22 03:30:01 PM
This concept album = sonic metaphor for Whine-ye's fall from hip-hop grace.

"Damn,it's too sad for words,Jigga. So Imma use animal sounds instead!"

....................


Absolutely brilliant. Well played,Mr. West!
 
2012-06-22 03:40:52 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-22 04:05:41 PM
He can go jump in the lake for besmisrching 808s.
WTF does he know about 808s?

"Yo 909 Imma let you keep looping but 808 had the best cowbell of all time!"
 
2012-06-22 04:38:53 PM
I don't get why people think this guy is crazy. He's certainly sane, just a manchild with impulse control issues. Insane people don't generally make top 40 pop music. Even when they are commercially successful, there's generally huge personal costs. See Michael Jackson for an example, or for a slower, more subtle mental deterioration, see Fiona Apple.

Lady Gaga and Kanye West only project, intentionally, an aura of what they think crazy people act like.
 
2012-06-22 06:37:54 PM
Can't wait to hear Kanye's interpretation of what an earthworm sounds like.
 
2012-06-22 07:18:05 PM
Sources predict that, despite the contents, it will still be kanye west's most talented album to date.
 
2012-06-22 08:03:55 PM
So it turns out dating Kim Kardashian is now only the second stupidest thing Kanye West will ever do

FTFY
 
2012-06-22 09:00:12 PM
Even though this album is very hard to listen to, it'd better than whatever crap Kanye is gonna poop out his ass.

ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2012-06-22 09:57:44 PM
i love it when talentless asshats
sample everything they can
and pretend it's something they did.

/world's greatest lo-fi psychedelic song
was recorded 25 years ago
by people actually playing
instruments n' stuff.

Link

//must supply your own psychedelics
 
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