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(TMZ)   Rodney King's friends say weed had nothing to do with his death because when it comes to smoking, he was a "professional." Can't we all get a bong?   ( divider line
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2012-06-22 11:41:28 AM  
4 votes:
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2012-06-22 12:43:58 PM  
2 votes:

js34603: Wait, you can be a professional pot smoker? Where do I send a resume?

I assumed they would want film to study, so I'm putting together a highlight reel.
2012-06-22 11:38:18 AM  
2 votes:

BigRightRear: The media never mentions what the fine young man did to earn a living?

Can't you read? He was a professional pot smoker.
2012-06-22 11:36:35 AM  
2 votes:
My uncle's dog's cousin's roommate watched Celebrity Rehab and told me that Rodney had huge booze monkey on his back. It was clearly what his issue was, and he knew it too.

I don't talk to that guy anymore.. cause I mean, Celebrity Rehab... yikes.
2012-06-22 11:36:31 AM  
2 votes:
Wait, you can be a professional pot smoker? Where do I send a resume?
2012-06-22 06:58:08 PM  
1 vote:

Jon iz teh kewl: why would anyone want to smoke pot when you can just drink beer. for like the same effects minus paranoia, aggression, and kiddy fondling

Wow you've never smoked then? Shame.

2012-06-22 02:40:03 PM  
1 vote:

knobmaker: But did you know that there is a strong body of evidence that pot is a less-harmful substitute for alcohol. Google "cannabis" and "alcoholism." Lots of alcoholics have stopped being drunks that way, and it appears Rodney tried to be one of them.

And by "tried", you mean consuming massive amounts of alchol in addition to smoking massive amounts of pot. The man was a worthless shiatstain, let's leave it at that.
2012-06-22 12:12:00 PM  
1 vote:
Of course source on this is the ever reliable and factual TMZ. How about Rodney just got jacked on something, went stumbling around and fell into the swimming pool. Al Campanis could have warned Rodney about the danger lurking in the swimming pool due to the Negroid's genetic lack of buoyancy. But Campanis was a modern day Cassandra, who lost his job as the price for speaking truth to power.
2012-06-22 12:03:27 PM  
1 vote:

meathome: Huh?

No he wouldn't. The mortality rate for people driving who recently smoked (or were smoking it in the car) was second only to those who consumed alcohol.

I would say those people died from blunt force trauma not weed...
2012-06-22 11:57:23 AM  
1 vote:
From the DEA's website...for reference:

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It's Friday, you ain't got no job, and you ain't got shiat to do...
2012-06-22 11:56:32 AM  
1 vote:

Banned on the Run: Help me out pot smokers.
Is it possible to get so high you drown?

I think a case study is in order.

I volunteer!
2012-06-22 11:53:18 AM  
1 vote:
why would anyone want to smoke pot when you can just drink beer. for like the same effects minus paranoia, aggression, and kiddy fondling
2012-06-22 11:41:20 AM  
1 vote:

Tenga: Great. A story like this comes out while I'm the middle of an argument on a message board with an old cop who claims that pot is addictive and causes violent behavior.

Tell him that if he doesn't shut the fark up, you're going to put your 1/2 oz joint out in his face and proceed to kick his ass! And once you're done you're going to mainlining your hash oil with dirty heroin needles.
2012-06-22 11:39:38 AM  
1 vote:
Exemplary punnage, Master Subby.

I hope the toxicology will reveal he died of three seemingly unrelated causes like Whitney Houston. In fact, that's what I'm going to tell the guys at the bar tonight.

ME: Did you hear Rodney King died of a combination of marijuana, lyme disease, and restless leg syndrome?
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