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(This is Total Essex)   Nervous patients breathe a sigh of relief as unfortunately-named Doctor Coffin finally hangs up his stethoscope   (thisistotalessex.co.uk) divider line 30
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2012-06-22 11:00:38 AM  
Guy i graduated HS with is a doc now...... Dr. Payne.
 
2012-06-22 11:02:14 AM  
Dr. AAAAAAAAACULA
 
2012-06-22 11:03:06 AM  
Coffin is quite a common name on Cape Cod.
 
2012-06-22 11:04:13 AM  
If Dale Earnhardt were alive right now, what would he be doing?

*clawing top of coffin...yelling: "GET ME OUTTA HERE!"
 
2012-06-22 11:06:51 AM  
I almost say Elvis once.

But the shovel broke.
 
2012-06-22 11:11:04 AM  
zzzlist.files.wordpress.com

/oblig
 
2012-06-22 11:12:17 AM  
Just saw a billboard in Conway, AR yesterday for "Lamey Chiropractic." I assume it's all repeat customers.
 
2012-06-22 11:21:39 AM  
CSB:

The last time I had surgery, it was performed by a Dr. Hibbert.

/Same first initial as the Simpsons character.
 
2012-06-22 11:24:52 AM  
I had an injection from Dr Payne. Ow. Fortunately, it was not Dr Slaughter, so I survived just fine.
 
2012-06-22 11:27:08 AM  
OB/GYN for both sons.. Dr Slaughter.

/end csb
 
2012-06-22 11:28:29 AM  
Exaggeration, obfuscation and outright lies are my bread and butter but here is a true one:

In the little town in Idaho where my dad grew up they had a doctor named "Philmore Graves".
 
2012-06-22 11:28:54 AM  
Used to rent out an office in my work building:
farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2012-06-22 11:29:37 AM  

the_celt: OB/GYN for both sons.. Dr Slaughter.

/end csb


I find the doctor's name far less disturbing than the fact that both of your sons see an OB/GYN.

/The low hanging fruit. I picks it.
 
2012-06-22 11:30:19 AM  
There is a urologist in Austin named Dr. Richard Chop.

/look it up
 
2012-06-22 11:31:15 AM  
Down the street from me there's a Dr. Tung Pee.
 
2012-06-22 11:33:03 AM  
No joke

Last doctor I saw in my home town.

A. Coholic
 
2012-06-22 11:38:26 AM  
Gynocologist named Dr. Ramin Jamm
 
2012-06-22 11:40:58 AM  
My general practitioner's name is Dr. Buster Hyman. His assistant's name is Big Fat Titties.
 
2012-06-22 11:43:27 AM  
I once had a dentist named Dr. Bonebreak. He should've been an orthopedic surgeon.
 
2012-06-22 11:46:49 AM  

spentmiles: My general practitioner's name is Dr. Buster Hyman. His assistant's name is Big Fat Titties.


The more posts I read, the more convinced I am that "spentmiles" is an alt for Bevets.
 
2012-06-22 11:47:42 AM  

the_celt: OB/GYN for both sons.. Dr Slaughter.

/end csb



Is he related to Sgt. Slaughter? Because that would be AWESOME.
 
2012-06-22 11:51:49 AM  
I had a bill collector named John Blaze
 
2012-06-22 11:55:20 AM  
 
2012-06-22 12:38:10 PM  
My wife's opthamologist just retired. His name...Dr. Fukai.
 
2012-06-22 12:42:27 PM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: the_celt: OB/GYN for both sons.. Dr Slaughter.

/end csb

I find the doctor's name far less disturbing than the fact that both of your sons see an OB/GYN.

/The low hanging fruit. I picks it.


Picked without the aid of even a small ladder.

I should clarify - the OB/GYN of my sons mother.

I would be disturbed if either were to visit an OB/GYN.

NTTAWWT
 
2012-06-22 12:50:29 PM  

the_celt: I should clarify - the OB/GYN of my sons mother.


No need to clarify. I was being a farking jackass. It's kind of my thing.
 
2012-06-22 02:22:53 PM  
Dr. Mantis Toboggan?
 
Ehh
2012-06-22 02:23:16 PM  
I'll take a Dr. Coffin over a Dr. Shipman any day.
 
2012-06-22 03:45:23 PM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: the_celt: I should clarify - the OB/GYN of my sons mother.

No need to clarify. I was being a farking jackass. It's kind of my thing.


And this fellow Farkers is how you get yourself favorited.
 
2012-06-22 09:11:42 PM  
There's a dentist named Dr. Hollar not far from me. A friend of mine used to live near an ophthalmologist specializing in LASIK named Walter I. Fried.
 
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