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(Edvantage)   High school suspends girl for wearing a miniskirt. At a charity event. Away from school grounds   (edvantage.com.sg) divider line 118
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2012-06-22 09:54:53 AM  
chairman Chua Hong Pioh
chairman Datuk Gan Tian Loo
Businessman Tan Eng Hock


Well you're going to see a little of this sort of lunacy with George Lucas-appointed officials.
 
2012-06-22 10:16:03 AM  
What is a miniskirt? I think i would need to see some examples before i can decide to be outtaged by this story.
 
2012-06-22 10:39:01 AM  
Malaysia? I'm surprised they didn't cane her.
 
2012-06-22 10:57:26 AM  
Welcome to fartbongo's America!
 
2012-06-22 10:58:55 AM  

NuttierThanEver: What is a miniskirt? I think i would need to see some examples before i can decide to be outtaged by this story.


www.maddoxarts.com
 
2012-06-22 11:19:09 AM  

foo monkey: Malaysia? I'm surprised they didn't cane her.


Caning and miniskirts? This thread has epic potential
 
2012-06-22 11:45:06 AM  

NuttierThanEver: Caning and miniskirts? This thread has epic potential


Certainly good timing coming on Friday afternoon & all.

/looking forward to miniskirts to evaluate...
 
2012-06-22 11:54:23 AM  

Endive Wombat: Welcome to fartbongo's America! Malaysia

 
2012-06-22 11:58:28 AM  
I want to see this miniskirt for myself.
 
2012-06-22 12:26:16 PM  
for those who want a pic:

a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net

/not subby
 
2012-06-22 12:30:08 PM  
Sorry subby, but you should know schools control every aspect of a child's life and they can get in trouble for things they post on Facebook outside of school, they can get in trouble if they smoke or drink outside of school, etc.

However if they are arrested for rape they can still play high school football, because well, it's football and jocks rule the school.
 
2012-06-22 12:46:22 PM  
Following the 2008 case, he said the school had issued a directive which outlined that there must be proper dress worn during events, including external ones that were linked to the school.

School has a precedent. It's okay for them to ask that students taking part in a school function, even off campus, to be dressed appropriately. She's still representing the school when she shows up.

Subby's reading comprehension is asinine.
 
2012-06-22 12:55:10 PM  

calbert: for those who want a pic:

[a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net image 621x401]

/not subby



ehh, 5/10...

/taking my seat over there
 
2012-06-22 12:57:34 PM  

what_now: Endive Wombat: Welcome to fartbongo's America ! Malaysia


"President" Ballrog, HUSSEIN, Sombrero, Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, al-Chicago, Chocolate Jesus, B-Rock the Islamic Shock, Barky McTeleprompter, Wizard of Uhhs, BoBo the Clown, Oblahbla, Jug Ears, Saunas breach akimbo, Waffles The Clown, Borborygmos Hammerhiem, The Rainbow King, "Jace the Mindsculpter" Oyobi, Bonzo the Time Traveler, La Bamba yo' Mamma, Samurai Kebab Nachos, Fartbongo, II 's Kenya"
 
2012-06-22 12:58:33 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: Following the 2008 case, he said the school had issued a directive which outlined that there must be proper dress worn during events, including external ones that were linked to the school.

School has a precedent. It's okay for them to ask that students taking part in a school function, even off campus, to be dressed appropriately. She's still representing the school when she shows up.

Subby's reading comprehension is asinine.


Agreed.

The event she was attending was associated with the school.

*cue pepper spray guy*

Go be outraged somewhere else.
 
2012-06-22 12:59:07 PM  

TravisBickle62: calbert: for those who want a pic:

[a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net image 621x401]

/not subby

I was led to believe that there would be no Asians


i.qkme.me
 
2012-06-22 01:00:05 PM  

Walker: Sorry subby, but you should know schools control every aspect of a child's life and they can get in trouble for things they post on Facebook outside of school, they can get in trouble if they smoke or drink outside of school, etc.

However if they are arrested for rape they can still play high school football, because well, it's football and jocks rule the school.


And if you are the cheerleader he raped, if you don't cheer for him, you get kicked off the squad.
 
2012-06-22 01:02:05 PM  

ChipNASA: what_now: Endive Wombat: Welcome to fartbongo's America ! Malaysia

"President" Ballrog, HUSSEIN, Sombrero, Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, al-Chicago, Chocolate Jesus, B-Rock the Islamic Shock, Barky McTeleprompter, Wizard of Uhhs, BoBo the Clown, Oblahbla, Jug Ears, Saunas breach akimbo, Waffles The Clown, Borborygmos Hammerhiem, The Rainbow King, "Jace the Mindsculpter" Oyobi, Bonzo the Time Traveler, La Bamba yo' Mamma, Samurai Kebab Nachos, Fartbongo, II 's Kenya"


I'm going to start calling him "Rainbow" for short.
 
2012-06-22 01:02:10 PM  
How difficult is it for news sites to understand they are broadcasting over the whole internet, and they could you know put their location at the top of the page, or if it's a syndicated article they could do more than put just the local name of the city? It's especially aggravating when it's some shiathole town called "Early US President's Last Name" and no state is given.

Hell, I don't see why they don't put an auto-generated map on for every story. Especially if there's a murder or something in my town, I end up scanning the article for the cross streets and looking it up anyway.
 
2012-06-22 01:02:34 PM  

ChipNASA: what_now: Endive Wombat: Welcome to fartbongo's America ! Malaysia

"President" Ballrog, HUSSEIN, Sombrero, Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, al-Chicago, Chocolate Jesus, B-Rock the Islamic Shock, Barky McTeleprompter, Wizard of Uhhs, BoBo the Clown, Oblahbla, Jug Ears, Saunas breach akimbo, Waffles The Clown, Borborygmos Hammerhiem, The Rainbow King, "Jace the Mindsculpter" Oyobi, Bonzo the Time Traveler, La Bamba yo' Mamma, Samurai Kebab Nachos, Fartbongo, II 's Kenya"


It's kind of sad that all of that still doesn't rise the level of awesomeness of "Chimpy McFlightsuit."
 
2012-06-22 01:03:00 PM  
This appears to not have occured in America...
 
2012-06-22 01:03:08 PM  
If only she attended a public school, not a private religious school, things would be different. Let's hear it for...a..vouchers?
 
2012-06-22 01:03:18 PM  
Do Malaysian chicks wear miniskirts? And what would they look like?
 
2012-06-22 01:03:50 PM  
Nobody wears miniskirts anymore. That girl needs a good fashion magazine! Stat!! I suggest Paris Vogue. A demure pencil skirt and a lovely white linen blouse, with, perhaps, some Belgean lace trim would do nicely for a young lady out and about.
 
2012-06-22 01:06:42 PM  
Incident was three months ago and they punish in late June (last week of school, perhaps?), when it's more symbolic than real. Didn't say anything about missing final exams or flunking, did it?

Years ago when dating, Catholic girls couldn't dine at restaurants with white fabric tablecloths because it evoked naughty bed sheet ideas. And black patent leather shoes...
 
2012-06-22 01:07:26 PM  
t3.gstatic.com
Asian mini-skirt thread!
 
2012-06-22 01:09:54 PM  

LeroyBourne: Asian mini-skirt thread!


Dear God yes
 
2012-06-22 01:10:14 PM  

ChipNASA: what_now: Endive Wombat: Welcome to fartbongo's America ! Malaysia

"President" Ballrog, HUSSEIN, Sombrero, Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, al-Chicago, Chocolate Jesus, B-Rock the Islamic Shock, Barky McTeleprompter, Wizard of Uhhs, BoBo the Clown, Oblahbla, Jug Ears, Saunas breach akimbo, Waffles The Clown, Borborygmos Hammerhiem, The Rainbow King, "Jace the Mindsculpter" Oyobi, Bonzo the Time Traveler, La Bamba yo' Mamma, Samurai Kebab Nachos, Fartbongo, II 's Kenya"


This is awesome, but you've got a superfluous quotation mark in there. Or maybe that's part of the joke...

/certainly not a bookmark
 
2012-06-22 01:10:31 PM  

dj_bigbird: Do Malaysian chicks wear miniskirts? And what would they look like?


How would one determine information like that?
 
2012-06-22 01:11:40 PM  
This is just an arbitrary application of the rules. Who is the real final word on what is too short when it comes to a girl's skirt? It's so subjective. I mean, which of these are considered "too short"...

www.fashionfuss.com

loraheartsfashion.files.wordpress.com

www.mr-shopping.net

plaidskirts.net

images.usoutdoor.com

www.seemyundies.com

www.lonashop.com


That's right, I think we can all agree the answer is none of them are too short!

Ok, maybe This one is NSFW

/MMMMmmmm... tantalizing!
//I love you all
 
2012-06-22 01:11:44 PM  
(Bong hits 4) Jesus wept.
 
2012-06-22 01:11:53 PM  
Not America, not an issue subby

I would however, understand the ulterior motive behind this
 
2012-06-22 01:12:22 PM  

NuttierThanEver: What is a miniskirt? I think i would need to see some examples before i can decide to be outtaged by this story.


46.4.15.53
 
2012-06-22 01:13:04 PM  

give me doughnuts: "Chimpy McFlightsuit."


I have never seen that one before. Thanks

/no snark
//still laughing
 
2012-06-22 01:16:31 PM  

NExD: This appears to not have occured in America...


I know and I am SO disappointed. I had my caps lock key ready, my Outrage pic loaded... Now I just look silly.
 
2012-06-22 01:18:03 PM  
This week has been absolutely glorious for fark threads with pics. Cosplay, Redheads, Miniskirts.

// now if we could just combine them...
 
2012-06-22 01:18:52 PM  
The principle suspended her because he was aroused. And embarrased. farker.
 
2012-06-22 01:18:55 PM  

illannoyin: This is just an arbitrary application of the rules. Who is the real final word on what is too short when it comes to a girl's skirt? It's so subjective. I mean, which of these are considered "too short"...

www.mr-shopping.net
The blue zipper screams, "pull me now!"

 
2012-06-22 01:19:23 PM  

give me doughnuts: Walker: Sorry subby, but you should know schools control every aspect of a child's life and they can get in trouble for things they post on Facebook outside of school, they can get in trouble if they smoke or drink outside of school, etc.

However if they are arrested for rape they can still play high school football, because well, it's football and jocks rule the school.

And if you are the cheerleader he raped, if you don't cheer for him, you get kicked off the squad.


I just read that part. She was raped again after going to the police. I just........I can't even wrap my head around that.
 
2012-06-22 01:21:52 PM  
That really doesn't ma-

"Methodist School"

Ah.
 
2012-06-22 01:22:21 PM  

Walker: Sorry subby, but you should know schools control every aspect of a child's life and they can get in trouble for things they post on Facebook outside of school, they can get in trouble if they smoke or drink outside of school, etc.

However if they are arrested for rape they can still play high school football, because well, it's football and jocks rule the school.


You know, I found the Texas case nothing short of outrageous, but this case, I don't know enough to have an opinion, but if it's alleged and it's reasonable at this time for it to not be true then yeah, why shouldn't he be allowed to play? Imagine he's innocent and she smears the dude who then gets a rep, loses scholarship offers, what then? Of course, she shouldn't have to cheer for the guy like in the Texas case, that was disgusting.
 
2012-06-22 01:26:58 PM  
I know it's a private school and all, but in the pic it didn't look all that short of a skirt. Every evening on my ride home from work on the DC metro I see probably 5 skirts shorter than. It actually seems to have gotten worse this year, like everyone's trying to outdo everyone else in how much panty they can expose. Thanks, Kim Whoredashian!
 
2012-06-22 01:26:59 PM  
lh3.googleusercontent.com


/religion is the antithesis of science
//jesus smoked weed
///there is no god; get over it, you stupid, greedy, insolent, childish...
 
2012-06-22 01:28:29 PM  

Mugato: chairman Chua Hong Pioh
chairman Datuk Gan Tian Loo
Businessman Tan Eng Hock

Well you're going to see a little of this sort of lunacy with George Lucas-appointed officials.


This is the last text only post I plan to read in this thread, and by golly, it's a good one.
 
2012-06-22 01:28:40 PM  

give me doughnuts: Walker: Sorry subby, but you should know schools control every aspect of a child's life and they can get in trouble for things they post on Facebook outside of school, they can get in trouble if they smoke or drink outside of school, etc.

However if they are arrested for rape they can still play high school football, because well, it's football and jocks rule the school.

And if you are the cheerleader he raped, if you don't cheer for him, you get kicked off the squad.


EXACTLY!!!! JOCKS RULE! WOOHOO!
 
2012-06-22 01:29:59 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-22 01:34:56 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-06-22 01:36:40 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-06-22 01:38:06 PM  
Paging Grables'Daughter to thread 7176028. Grables'Daughter to thread 7176028, stat.
 
2012-06-22 01:38:16 PM  
 
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