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(The Sun)   Pro tip: If you're going to rob a betting shop, try to pick one where the staff don't know you by name   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 17
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2012-06-22 09:45:56 AM
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Sol: Are you all right there Vincent?
Vinny: I would be if you stopped using my name.
 
2012-06-22 10:42:57 AM

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Sol: Are you all right there Vincent?
Vinny: I would be if you stopped using my name.


All bets are off!
 
2012-06-22 10:44:01 AM
They blagged the bookies??
 
2012-06-22 10:44:32 AM
C H E E R S
 
2012-06-22 10:44:40 AM
Do you have any idea who this bookie belongs to?
 
2012-06-22 10:46:04 AM

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Sol: Are you all right there Vincent?
Vinny: I would be if you stopped using my name.


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Sol: Are you all right there Vincent?
Vinny: I would be if you stopped using my name.

All bets are off!


I came here to make one of two quotes and you jerks had to hit both of them. I am enraged with impotence and you better believe I'm shaking my fist right now.

/posts 1 and 2, what were the odds?
 
2012-06-22 10:46:17 AM
(Deep Scary Voice) "GIVE ME YOUR MONEY"

(Store Clerk) "Raymond, is that you?'

(High pitched affectation) "Naw, naw, this ain't Raymond..."
 
2012-06-22 10:51:39 AM
Appreciated, but

All. Bets. Are. Off.


That chick was badass.
 
2012-06-22 10:53:34 AM
A few years ago, I worked at a hotel that had had an extension built around the back. On my nightly rounds I looked up at a loft hatch after hearing whispering and saw a little finger holding the hatch open. Long story short, 7 police cars including 2 dog vans and an hour later, the three that were hiding in the roof were dragged past reception.

First guy - shouty, abusive, unrepentant
Second guy - quiet, sheepish
Third Guy - Looks straight at me, to which I say "Hello Alan". He goes very pale, and I haven't seen him since.
 
2012-06-22 10:54:46 AM
 
2012-06-22 11:05:48 AM
What is a punter in this context.
 
2012-06-22 11:32:04 AM
"Do you know these tits, Errol?"
"I know a lot of tits, Guv'nor. But I don't know any quite as farking stupid as these two."
"John?"
"I can't help, Guv."
"Ah, Tyrone."
"You silly fat bastard."
 
2012-06-22 11:58:13 AM
Done in one. I like it.
 
2012-06-22 12:02:50 PM

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Sol: Are you all right there Vincent?
Vinny: I would be if you stopped using my name.


Came for this.
 
2012-06-22 12:42:08 PM

LordSunder: C H E E R S


www.davidstuff.com

"NORM!"
 
2012-06-22 03:05:53 PM
And they won't be glad you came.
 
2012-06-22 07:17:03 PM
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