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(Daily Mail)   Not-so-happy memories of the big day. The 50 wedding photos that should never have been. Bonus: not a slideshow (some images might be Not safe for work)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 89
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2012-06-22 01:57:48 AM  
guyism.com

Hi MOM!
 
2012-06-22 06:02:51 AM  
I actually thought that last one was pretty cute.
 
2012-06-22 06:41:51 AM  
OMG Keg Stand Bride is wearing my dress!

At least she has good fashion sense...
 
2012-06-22 08:15:48 AM  
I love those whale-in-the-background pics. What do you expect when you have your wedding on a beach?
 
2012-06-22 08:18:45 AM  

Speaker2Animals: I love those whale-in-the-background pics. What do you expect when you have your wedding on a beach?


Pick a better beach?
 
2012-06-22 09:18:47 AM  
Some are deliberately posed 'funny shots,' some are photobombs, and some are eyebrow-raising errors in judgment.

I liked the one with the chihuahua on the bride's train.
 
2012-06-22 10:43:26 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

Yikes.
 
2012-06-22 12:34:33 PM  
Great. I used to delete these emails when Grandma sent them... now I can just go to Fark to see them.
 
2012-06-22 12:37:54 PM  

adrosal: Great. I used to delete these emails when Grandma sent them... now I can just go to Fark to see them.


This. So edgy, fresh, new, etc...
 
2012-06-22 12:39:12 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk



I'm sorry if it doesn't work out, Drew.
 
2012-06-22 12:40:10 PM  
It's Friday and it's not like I would have been working, but that was rather a waste of time.
 
2012-06-22 12:41:28 PM  
If anyone wants to know before hand, the super depressing shot of the horribly burned soldier in his uniform marrying his pretty blond sweetheart isn't in there.
 
2012-06-22 12:43:51 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

I KNEW Sandusky's marriage was a sham!
 
2012-06-22 12:43:58 PM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x731]

Yikes.


FTFA: A man has money pinned to his jacket in this traditional ceremony, but it's not enough

That's kind of funny, as these things go.
 
2012-06-22 12:44:30 PM  
A clown wedding? Really? And who really says, 'hey, I have to take a shiat, you guys help me hold up my dress, you, grab the camera!'
 
2012-06-22 12:45:27 PM  
Weeding guests? Go, Daily Fail!
 
2012-06-22 12:45:31 PM  

Chariset: Some are deliberately posed 'funny shots,' some are photobombs, and some are eyebrow-raising errors in judgment.

I liked the one with the chihuahua on the bride's train.


I agree, I thought that was pretty cute.

LadyHawke: I actually thought that last one was pretty cute.


Also agreed.
 
2012-06-22 12:45:47 PM  

I Havent Killed Anybody Since 1984: If anyone wants to know before hand, the super depressing shot of the horribly burned soldier in his uniform marrying his pretty blond sweetheart isn't in there.


She was brunette and the marriage didn't last a year.

It's lunchtime so I'll just link to it. Poor guy.
 
2012-06-22 12:49:34 PM  
The last one is pretty tasteful. Had my bride not already been carrying my child we might had done something similar, you know, when we both were in good shape.
 
2012-06-22 12:50:08 PM  
I did laugh at the groom holding onto the railing for dear life. Hang in there buddy!
 
2012-06-22 12:50:45 PM  

EZ Writer: adrosal: Great. I used to delete these emails when Grandma sent them... now I can just go to Fark to see them.

This. So edgy, fresh, new, etc...


I too am above this sort of thing
Just wanted everyone to be aware
 
2012-06-22 12:50:53 PM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x731]

Yikes.


This was from the album of Borat's sister, fifth most popular whore in all Kazakhstan, right?
 
2012-06-22 12:51:47 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
I can't fap to this.
 
2012-06-22 12:53:04 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

She's hot. Find her, and bring her to me.
 
2012-06-22 12:53:08 PM  
Mostly just people intentionally taking goofy pics. A bunch of the others are just someone with a weird look on their face or something weird temporarily in the background.

Considering the number of times the caption writer uses the word "ruined", he apparently thinks wedding photography is a one-shot deal.
 
2012-06-22 12:53:18 PM  
I LOL'd at the planking vicar. If British pop culture has taught me anything about the Church of England, it's that vicars sound like they know how to party.
 
2012-06-22 12:53:50 PM  
That first shot reminded me of Stewie and the Hustler.
 
2012-06-22 12:55:05 PM  

technicolor-misfit: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x433]

She's hot. Find her, and bring her to me.


Really, it's not a party until the police show up.

Twice at my first wedding reception.
 
2012-06-22 12:56:50 PM  

Marisyana: I Havent Killed Anybody Since 1984: If anyone wants to know before hand, the super depressing shot of the horribly burned soldier in his uniform marrying his pretty blond sweetheart isn't in there.

She was brunette and the marriage didn't last a year.

It's lunchtime so I'll just link to it. Poor guy.


As in he died or she bailed?
 
2012-06-22 12:57:28 PM  

Marisyana: I Havent Killed Anybody Since 1984: If anyone wants to know before hand, the super depressing shot of the horribly burned soldier in his uniform marrying his pretty blond sweetheart isn't in there.

She was brunette and the marriage didn't last a year.

It's lunchtime so I'll just link to it. Poor guy.


Severe PTSD and unable to have sex? His wife leaving him is the least of his problems: Link
 
2012-06-22 12:58:21 PM  

mesmer242: Marisyana: I Havent Killed Anybody Since 1984: If anyone wants to know before hand, the super depressing shot of the horribly burned soldier in his uniform marrying his pretty blond sweetheart isn't in there.

She was brunette and the marriage didn't last a year.

It's lunchtime so I'll just link to it. Poor guy.

Severe PTSD and unable to have sex? His wife leaving him is the least of his problems: Link


Sorry, linky broke: http://dalje.com/en-world/video--wife-leaves-disfigured-us-hero-ziegel /150202
 
2012-06-22 12:58:31 PM  
So.... people actually having fun and staging goofy shots, some people are ugly, and a few are in genuine bad taste. Wow. That was awesome. So cool. Let's laugh at other people's inside jokes and pictures that should have remained a private laughing matter.

ha ha
 
2012-06-22 01:00:20 PM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x731]

Yikes.


Right?

I saw that and immediately said, "That's a man, baby."
 
2012-06-22 01:01:51 PM  

Aeon Rising: So.... people actually having fun and staging goofy shots, some people are ugly, and a few are in genuine bad taste. Wow. That was awesome. So cool. Let's laugh at other people's inside jokes and pictures that should have remained a private laughing matter.

ha ha


I like the cut of your jib.
 
2012-06-22 01:03:50 PM  
It really does take all kinds, doesn't it?
 
2012-06-22 01:07:04 PM  
Fat people ruin anything and everything!
 
2012-06-22 01:08:07 PM  
I wish the Daily Mail would use colons in its photo captions. It would add a little pizzazz to them.
 
2012-06-22 01:08:42 PM  

Marisyana: I Havent Killed Anybody Since 1984: If anyone wants to know before hand, the super depressing shot of the horribly burned soldier in his uniform marrying his pretty blond sweetheart isn't in there.

She was brunette and the marriage didn't last a year.

It's lunchtime so I'll just link to it. Poor guy.


You can see it in her face. "I'm marrying a dude who looks like an extra on a Mad Max movie".
 
2012-06-22 01:13:12 PM  
This is why you insist your wedding photographer is work-for-hire, and that you retain copyright to your wedding photos.

I had to ask several photographers, "What's to stop you from retiring from this business and selling our wedding photos to 'Worlds Most Embarrasing Weddings.com'?"
 
2012-06-22 01:14:15 PM  
Got rid of my cat because of my wife's allergies. I want this one as a replacement.

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-06-22 01:14:18 PM  

mesmer242: Marisyana: I Havent Killed Anybody Since 1984: If anyone wants to know before hand, the super depressing shot of the horribly burned soldier in his uniform marrying his pretty blond sweetheart isn't in there.

She was brunette and the marriage didn't last a year.

It's lunchtime so I'll just link to it. Poor guy.

Severe PTSD and unable to have sex? His wife leaving him is the least of his problems: Link



The chick is the one I feel bad for.

They got engaged too young and for bad reasons. ("I'm shipping off to war, We better lock this shiat down.") Their marriage probably would have fallen apart whether he'd been injured or not (just like most other too young and long-distance relationships), but now... when he comes home severely damaged and in all likelihood not remotely the same person he was before... and their previous relationship is predictably non-existent, SHE'S the worst person in the world because their story didn't the way it would have on the Hallmark Channel.
 
2012-06-22 01:18:45 PM  
I dunno, some of these people look like they'd be fun to party with, if not be married to.
 
2012-06-22 01:18:55 PM  
tackyweddings.files.wordpress.com

Always a goodie.
 
2012-06-22 01:19:26 PM  
i198.photobucket.com

i198.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-22 01:19:55 PM  
These photos are a great reminder that for the stress and money and effort you put into making your special day oh so special it's really just a big, dumb party.
 
2012-06-22 01:22:01 PM  

Chunky Pumpkinhead: [i198.photobucket.com image 634x656]

[i198.photobucket.com image 634x438]


haha!!
 
2012-06-22 01:22:39 PM  
"Hey! Come and take a picture of me on teh toilet!"
 
2012-06-22 01:23:46 PM  
3/4 of those really weren't that bad.
 
2012-06-22 01:32:11 PM  

THX 1138: "Hey! Come and take a picture of me on teh toilet!"


"Okay, poop coming out!"
 
2012-06-22 01:32:42 PM  

SandMann: Got rid of my cat because of my wife's allergies. I want this one as a replacement.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x624]


Naked Cat Balls!

/great name for a band
 
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