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(CNN)   Obama's Homeland Security calls upon the internet community to help identify a teenage boy in danger. Republican or Democrat, Libertarian or Communist, why don't we put these labels aside and help them?   (news.blogs.cnn.com) divider line 176
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2012-06-21 10:07:24 PM
ICE is Homeland Security, not DoJ

Nethertheless, farkers, lets do this
 
2012-06-21 10:10:05 PM
Sorry, Obama's black. Wish I could help.
 
2012-06-21 10:14:22 PM
That dude must have all kinds of problems trying to find sunglasses that fit right.
 
2012-06-21 10:17:36 PM
So.. I don't get it. What's the problem? What's going on?
 
2012-06-21 10:19:40 PM

cman: ICE is Homeland Security, not DoJ

Nethertheless, farkers, lets do this


Headline okay now?
 
2012-06-21 10:20:41 PM
Any bets on how long until some teabagger starts yelling that this is proof that the government is invading our private lives or some crap like that?

/also, wish the help is gotten
 
2012-06-21 10:22:06 PM
The face of fetal alcohol syndrome?
 
2012-06-21 10:22:48 PM

Relatively Obscure: So.. I don't get it. What's the problem? What's going on?


They're not gonna tell us. My bet is he admitted on camera that he downloaded a song without paying for it and they are trying to save him from the hammer of the RIAA.
 
2012-06-21 10:22:49 PM
I think that's Kevin Bacon's boy.
 
2012-06-21 10:22:57 PM
Are his eyes really that far apart or is that some sort of glitch with the video?

/I'm not saying it's an alien, but...
 
2012-06-21 10:24:24 PM

Dwight_Yeast: The face of fetal alcohol syndrome?


All the more reason he needs help.
 
2012-06-21 10:24:32 PM
Uh, can we hold off on the HERO tag until somebody actually helps this kid?
 
2012-06-21 10:25:17 PM
Call Jerry Sandusky.
 
2012-06-21 10:25:34 PM
This is one of those strange stories that is destined to go nowhere. UNLESS FARK CAN SOLVE IT. But no.
 
2012-06-21 10:25:46 PM
is the reason they think he is in Minnesota because of his shirt?
 
2012-06-21 10:26:07 PM

Relatively Obscure: So.. I don't get it. What's the problem? What's going on?


Since it's ICE, I'm going to hazard a guess that it has something to do with human trafficking and that the kid is from out of the country. Just a wild guess though.
 
2012-06-21 10:26:09 PM
I'm pretty sure it's the USA's Homeland Security. You don't call the FBI "Obama's FBI".. Obama isn't the J Edgar Hoover of Homeland Security.

Basically, why even politicize the headline?
 
2012-06-21 10:26:10 PM
Is it just me or does that look like Jamey Carroll of the Twins?

/hope they find whoever he is
 
2012-06-21 10:26:20 PM
Something is fishy about this entire request. The images are altered to disguise the actual person, like they hired that Iranian missile shopping team.

DHS is up to something funny here.
 
2012-06-21 10:26:52 PM
He almost looks like Cameron Monaghan from Shameless. If his eyes were oddly spaced apart.
 
2012-06-21 10:27:18 PM
I hope they find this kid and get him out of what ever "danger" he's in.

However I didn't know it was possible for that many words to convey such little information. Is he going to get a swirly or a raping? We don't know.
 
2012-06-21 10:27:54 PM

fred_chan: Relatively Obscure: So.. I don't get it. What's the problem? What's going on?

Since it's ICE, I'm going to hazard a guess that it has something to do with human trafficking and that the kid is from out of the country. Just a wild guess though.


ICE does Operation Predator and stuff, too.
 
2012-06-21 10:27:56 PM
Because if we knew the teen's political preference, the other side wouldn't.
 
2012-06-21 10:28:23 PM
Obviously an alien escape from area 51.
 
2012-06-21 10:28:35 PM
This is proof that the government is invading our private lives or some crap like that.
 
2012-06-21 10:28:57 PM
images1.wikia.nocookie.net
Currently Inconsolable.
 
2012-06-21 10:29:10 PM
Okay.
 
2012-06-21 10:29:11 PM
F*ck that. The kid might grow up to be an evil Repuglican!
 
2012-06-21 10:30:04 PM
This article is intentionally vague because in reality big brother wants him. They are trying to enlist netizens to give him to them.
 
2012-06-21 10:30:08 PM
Come on, /b/ros.

If anyone can find vulnerable underage kids, it's you!
 
2012-06-21 10:30:41 PM

bhcompy: I'm pretty sure it's the USA's Homeland Security. You don't call the FBI "Obama's FBI".. Obama isn't the J Edgar Hoover of Homeland Security.

Basically, why even politicize the headline?


Obama's THIS ^.
 
2012-06-21 10:30:44 PM

VelcroFez: This is one of those strange stories that is destined to go nowhere. UNLESS FARK CAN SOLVE IT. But no.


Should have called on the power of Metafilter. Those guys can fret and feel smug about it better than anyone.
 
2012-06-21 10:30:57 PM
Ever wonder what the love child of J-Nap and Sam Cassell would look like?

Well wonder no longer.
 
2012-06-21 10:31:19 PM

Person: ICE does Operation Predator and stuff, too.


So...still human trafficking involving at least one person from out of the country (victim or otherwise).
 
2012-06-21 10:31:50 PM
It's either Will Wheaton or that kid Cody, from down the street.
And it aint Cody, because he's building bombs and culturing anthrax in the barn, next to the passenger pigeons that have avian flue.

Stop grabbing my balls when I try to move around my own country and maybe I'll participate, you fascist assholes.
 
2012-06-21 10:31:53 PM

orclover: [images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 217x314]
Currently Inconsolable.


WINNER!

/could I get a consolation prize for using the term "fishy"?
 
2012-06-21 10:32:00 PM
the reason they dont say what the danger is because he is probably a sex crime victim. If he is identified them they will be responsible for the public making the connection. stop being nosy. just let us know who he is so we can call the cops.
 
2012-06-21 10:32:29 PM
Is this the start of internet amber alerts?
 
2012-06-21 10:32:44 PM
images2.wikia.nocookie.net

currently wants to kill sparkly vampires
 
2012-06-21 10:32:46 PM

SchlingFocker: Come on, /b/ros.

If anyone can find vulnerable underage kids, it's you!


Hmmno. Check 4Chan. /b/tards are bettern sherlock holms from what I hear. And sickern buffulo bill when they find em.
 
2012-06-21 10:33:08 PM

bigpeeler: Call Jerry Sandusky.


i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-21 10:33:14 PM

Walker: Relatively Obscure: So.. I don't get it. What's the problem? What's going on?

They're not gonna tell us. My bet is he admitted on camera that he downloaded a song without paying for it and they are trying to save him from the hammer of the RIAA find him to collect a bazillion dollars in penalties.


FTFY
 
2012-06-21 10:33:58 PM

bhcompy: I'm pretty sure it's the USA's Homeland Security. You don't call the FBI "Obama's FBI".. Obama isn't the J Edgar Hoover of Homeland Security.

Basically, why even politicize the headline?


But it was Stalin's KGB. And that's where we're headed.
 
2012-06-21 10:34:47 PM

fred_chan: Relatively Obscure: So.. I don't get it. What's the problem? What's going on?

Since it's ICE, I'm going to hazard a guess that it has something to do with human trafficking and that the kid is from out of the country. Just a wild guess though.


That's what I'm thinking.
 
2012-06-21 10:35:30 PM
he'll be found only if he's taped killing puppies or thanking god for tsunamis
 
2012-06-21 10:36:06 PM
I'll help when you disclose why you want to find him. Until then, fark you.
 
2012-06-21 10:36:06 PM
I thought you guys had a fancy face recognition program. He must be the one teenager without a facebook page.
 
2012-06-21 10:36:19 PM
I'd like to find out first exactly why the gov't wants him.

But I hope the kid is safe.
 
2012-06-21 10:36:20 PM
So they don't know who that kid is, but they're pretty sure that identifying him will help save child victims of what, exactly? Details, Lassie! We need details!
 
2012-06-21 10:36:56 PM
He turned up face down in a Minnesota lake with two bullets in his back. Doesn't know his name.

Now the government is trying to locate him.
 
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