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(Daily Mail)   Recent study finds six out of ten of us wake up grumpy every morning. The other four of us let her sleep in   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
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2012-06-22 03:52:36 AM  
2 votes:
I solve this problem by simply not getting up in the morning.
2012-06-21 11:16:04 PM  
2 votes:
This is definitely a HOTY contender. Good job, subby.
2012-06-22 08:19:52 AM  
1 vote:

Tat'dGreaser: ranev700: [inlinethumb36.webshots.com image 500x340]

What my grumpy looks like this morning.
It's our fifth anniversary. Gonna let her sleep in.

You are not smart


This, and also, you should start working on your apology.
2012-06-22 07:58:04 AM  
1 vote:
inlinethumb36.webshots.com

What my grumpy looks like this morning.
It's our fifth anniversary. Gonna let her sleep in.
2012-06-22 06:31:44 AM  
1 vote:

Kuroshin: "Wake up"? Don't you have to sleep before that can happen?

/farking insomnia
//always forget why I am such a heavy drinker
///NOW I remember...


Ever tried anti-hystamines to make you sleepy? I have to avoid them like crazy since those little tablets can put me to sleep for days. I have them bookmarked in my head as the go to pill if I ever get insomnia.
2012-06-22 05:11:44 AM  
1 vote:
"Wake up"? Don't you have to sleep before that can happen?

/farking insomnia
//always forget why I am such a heavy drinker
///NOW I remember...
2012-06-22 03:55:25 AM  
1 vote:
I'm not sure I wake up grumpy so much as dazed, confused and wishing I could just go back to sleep instead of having to get up. Although some mornings I do end up yelling "Where the HOLY FRAK ARE MY SHOES" at nobody in particular.

I used to think it was all the weed I smoked but I stopped that years ago now. I am not, never have been and probably never will be a morning person. The last time I tried to turn over a new leaf and get up early so I could have a relaxing breakfast and cycle to work, well it lasted a week. It was quite a good week, I slept the right amount, I got to work early and got to leave early as a result, didn't have to hurry anywhere... it was easy to see why a lifestyle in which these things are possible would be quite a good lifestyle.

These things are not possible for me, not for more than a few days. I'm a natural night-owl, I'm pretty sure I have severe DOSD, and the rest of y'all are just weird as far as I can tell.
2012-06-22 03:45:53 AM  
1 vote:
Wake my wife up and you better be ready for some serious ear rape...with words.

Loud, angry words.
2012-06-22 03:05:36 AM  
1 vote:
I've had a few of those mornings when you wake up feeling that all is right with the world and then...

[memories downloading]

Oh. Right. :(
2012-06-22 03:00:30 AM  
1 vote:
10 out of 10 grumpy after reading MailOnline
2012-06-22 03:00:30 AM  
1 vote:
I heard this joke back in '92.
 
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