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(ABC 27)   Prison guards to inmates: "Get past these new locks on your cells and you win free food"   ( divider line
    More: Unlikely, WSB-TV, Fulton County, child custody, Commerce Secretary, court ruling, Title IX, Stephen Baldwin, Atlanta  
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2012-06-22 05:23:30 AM  
2 votes:
I thought they already get free food.
2012-06-22 10:48:41 AM  
1 vote:
If they're givin up the little debbies, i could see some takers, but not for the normal jail swill. Wana get a quicker response? "First one out can have a drag off this cigarette."
2012-06-22 07:07:51 AM  
1 vote:
The lock issue isn't blown out of proportion, the locks they use not are literally door decorations as they can be bypassed anytime the prisoner's wish.

My prediction, no inmate can "bypass" the lock. But the idiots gave the "experienced door breakers" a preview of the new locking system and they already worked out the way to bypass it. Once the locks are replaced in the entire facility, the experienced inmates make a ton of prison cash selling the secret. A week after installation the first beating and/or death is reported using the new locks.

What prisoner wants "extra food" when they cna simply keep the secret and sell it to other prisoners for much more?
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