AverageAmericanGuy: I thought they already get free food.
Oznog: Who's running this test, GLaDOS?
Novart: AverageAmericanGuy: I thought they already get free food.I hear they cook an excellent cock meat sandwich
Lansan1ty: If they can beat the locks, why wouldn't they just tell everyone EXCEPT for the guards, then break out en mass?
kvinesknows: Here is a tipSavagely beat the next inmate who even looks at the locks funny. Outright torture to death any inmate who actually does something to "jam" them.
anarchy_x: If they're givin up the little debbies, i could see some takers, but not for the normal jail swill. Wana get a quicker response? "First one out can have a drag off this cigarette."
for good or for awesome: kvinesknows: Here is a tipSavagely beat the next inmate who even looks at the locks funny. Outright torture to death any inmate who actually does something to "jam" them.That's an awesome tip. I'm glad to know there are people out there with enough faith in the government to seek out mandated torture.Stupid constitution, only people with funny names go to jail anyway.
Wired203: I picture when they say something like free food they are referring to food from outside the prison. Never underestimate the power of a big mac.
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