Mugato: Oh come on. We joke about these cases but this has to be the most ridiculous one ever.
poonesfarm: "Megan Crafton, 22, handed herself on June 15 after the teenage boy told police about the liaison which happened in the parking lot of a grocery store in January."Handed herself? Is that a gentler alternative to fisting herself?
jaylectricity: We should just let everyone fark everyone and stop being so crazy about it. So what if he knocks her up? The government pays for babies born to single moms. Let's just drop the charade and enjoy us some liberty, for a change.
Gwendolyn: All those throat babies running around.
AverageAmericanGuy: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x286]This kind of stuff wouldn't happen in Springfield.
SpaceyCat: I'm thinking it had more to do with the fact that she was a coach at the school of the guy she was screwing around with rather than the age. Paid school employee farking a student of that school is just bad PR.
The One True TheDavid: FTA: "The 22-year-old is not a teacher and did not coach the student but was in a position of authority. "What did she do, order him to submit to an unwanted BJ?Oh please, please don't throw me into that beej patch!
Lionel Mandrake: If this woman ends up on a life-long sex offender list, the real criminals will be the DA, judge, etc.
TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: AverageAmericanGuy: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x286]This kind of stuff wouldn't happen in Springfield.I thought this, too.Fire her. Charging her with a crime? Stupid.
jaylectricity: The government pays for babies born to single moms.
fusillade762: jaylectricity: The government pays for babies born to single moms.They do??Once again you bring a strange irrelevant assertion into a thread.Are you actively TRYING to threadjack now?
Virtual Pariah: This is ridiculous.Teachers. No matter what your age, stop going after the under 18 crowd. It never works and you give your students leverage against you.Even if it was consensual, it won't remain so.Just stop it already.
Gwendolyn: Mad not made. I have lost my command of the English language.
stuffer: So dude gets a bj in parking lot, then goes and tells police without getting laid? I would have kept my mouth shut gotten some. I wonder what he was thinking.
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