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(Daily Mail)   Twenty-two-year-old cheerleading coach accused of having sex with 17-year-old basketball player. With "Yea, you would" pic   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 213
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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-06-21 07:19:09 PM
a felony charge of child seduction

If I ever get busted I want the crime to be called "child seduction" rather than "aggravated statutory rape." I should think about moving to Indiana.
 
2012-06-21 07:31:21 PM
This shiat is getting ridiculous. 22 and 17? really? Did he get made she wouldn't let him have her ass or something?
 
2012-06-21 08:35:37 PM
22 and 17 is marriage age.

farkin' change these laws already. I don't want prosecutors who take these cases to get paid. At all. They're a frivilous waste of taxpayer money, LEOs, and judical resouces in general.

22 and 7? CRIME
22 and 17? NOT

Is it so freakin' hard to figure out!?
 
2012-06-21 09:26:18 PM
Oh come on. We joke about these cases but this has to be the most ridiculous one ever.
 
2012-06-21 09:37:09 PM

Mugato: Oh come on. We joke about these cases but this has to be the most ridiculous one ever.


I don't know about "ever," but it's one that drives me nuts. It might be lame from the standpoint of the older person to be dating someone in high school, but illegal? No. We baby the fark out of high school kids in modern times, and this is just another version of the same old shiat.
 
2012-06-21 09:43:39 PM
Mad not made. I have lost my command of the English language.
 
2012-06-21 09:51:26 PM
We should just let everyone fark everyone and stop being so crazy about it. So what if he knocks her up? The government pays for babies born to single moms. Let's just drop the charade and enjoy us some liberty, for a change.
 
2012-06-21 09:56:20 PM
meh, five years difference in age? Not really seeing the big deal here.
 
2012-06-21 10:04:42 PM
"Megan Crafton, 22, handed herself on June 15 after the teenage boy told police about the liaison which happened in the parking lot of a grocery store in January."

Handed herself? Is that a gentler alternative to fisting herself?
 
2012-06-21 10:09:53 PM

poonesfarm: "Megan Crafton, 22, handed herself on June 15 after the teenage boy told police about the liaison which happened in the parking lot of a grocery store in January."

Handed herself? Is that a gentler alternative to fisting herself?


Someone needs to "hand" him for ratting her out. I mean WTF?
 
2012-06-21 10:12:53 PM

jaylectricity: We should just let everyone fark everyone and stop being so crazy about it. So what if he knocks her up? The government pays for babies born to single moms. Let's just drop the charade and enjoy us some liberty, for a change.


All those throat babies running around.
 
2012-06-21 10:31:23 PM

Gwendolyn: All those throat babies running around.


I suppose if she swallows really hard...
 
2012-06-21 11:20:12 PM
I'm thinking it had more to do with the fact that she was a coach at the school of the guy she was screwing around with rather than the age. Paid school employee farking a student of that school is just bad PR.
 
2012-06-21 11:35:18 PM
She should be fired, but that's about it. Hell, I had a 17 year-old girlfriend when I was 20 (and she was 16 when I was 19) - the idea that I was guilty of "child seduction" or whatever never entered my mind.

If this woman ends up on a life-long sex offender list, the real criminals will be the DA, judge, etc.
 
2012-06-21 11:42:26 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

This kind of stuff wouldn't happen in Springfield.
 
2012-06-21 11:43:10 PM
Why would a high school hire a coach who's barely graduated herself? That's just asking for trouble.
 
2012-06-21 11:43:13 PM
I clicked the link prepared to see that the woman was a hideous beast. I have to say, I was pleasantly surprised! Thanks for not wasting my time, subby.
 
2012-06-21 11:43:44 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x286]

This kind of stuff wouldn't happen in Springfield.


I thought this, too.

Fire her. Charging her with a crime? Stupid.
 
2012-06-21 11:44:01 PM
Boy oh boy you guys go ape shaite for teachers farking a student.
 
2012-06-21 11:45:10 PM
Of course things like this happen at Shelbyville High. No one at Springville High would ever do such a thing.

///adjusts onion...
 
2012-06-21 11:45:37 PM
Or sure. But Jerry Sandusky touches a handful of boys and he's turned the bad one.
 
2012-06-21 11:46:30 PM
FTA: "The 22-year-old is not a teacher and did not coach the student but was in a position of authority. "

What did she do, order him to submit to an unwanted BJ?

Oh please, please don't throw me into that beej patch!
 
2012-06-21 11:46:53 PM
Yeah, probably.....
 
2012-06-21 11:47:33 PM
Fark must be broken. I actually would.
 
2012-06-21 11:48:42 PM
img12.imageshack.us
 
2012-06-21 11:49:09 PM

SpaceyCat: I'm thinking it had more to do with the fact that she was a coach at the school of the guy she was screwing around with rather than the age. Paid school employee farking a student of that school is just bad PR.


This...

I mean, I can help but roll my eyes when people say "WOOO! LUCKY KID!!!" on cases of 12 year old boys and 40-something female teachers, but just 5 years difference and (I would assume) age of consent ? C'Mon!!!

But if is a matter of violating school policies (and that would be understandable), yeah, fire her...
 
2012-06-21 11:49:45 PM

The One True TheDavid: FTA: "The 22-year-old is not a teacher and did not coach the student but was in a position of authority. "

What did she do, order him to submit to an unwanted BJ?

Oh please, please don't throw me into that beej patch!


I'd have to disagree with this. My neighbor the 36 year old Asst. Principal who went to jail for sleeping with a 17 year old student was in a "position of authority". This was someone whose only job at the school was coaching a girl sports team. How did she have any authority over a male student?
 
2012-06-21 11:50:44 PM
Mugato:

poonesfarm: "Megan Crafton, 22, handed herself on June 15 after the teenage boy told police about the liaison which happened in the parking lot of a grocery store in January."

Handed herself? Is that a gentler alternative to fisting herself?

Someone needs to "hand" him for ratting her out. I mean WTF?


Some other guy on the team, probably. He ruined it for everybody.



Okay, so the only dribbling I do in my old age involves my chin and a napkin, but I'm still more or less anatomically correct. And I'm really still quite vulnerable to seduction and exploitation, I swear!
 
2012-06-21 11:51:33 PM

Lionel Mandrake:
If this woman ends up on a life-long sex offender list, the real criminals will be the DA, judge, etc.


You know that people are on sex offender registries for public urination, right?
 
2012-06-21 11:51:54 PM

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: AverageAmericanGuy: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x286]

This kind of stuff wouldn't happen in Springfield.

I thought this, too.

Fire her. Charging her with a crime? Stupid.


Fire her? You've got to be kidding.

Pay her extra, with performance bonuses.
 
2012-06-21 11:52:11 PM
If she's easy on the eyes, an acquittal you must realize.
If she's uglier than sin, the darkest prison she must be in.
 
2012-06-21 11:52:14 PM
If he complains, KILL HIM. If the roles happened to be reversed, well, then KILL HIM! Why is this so damned difficult to understand?
 
2012-06-21 11:52:29 PM
the teenage boy told police about the liaison which happened in the parking lot of a grocery store in January.
THIS BOY IS SOOOO GAY!
WOW!!!!!

Teacher, Please come to Mucus.
 
2012-06-21 11:52:41 PM
This is ridiculous.

Teachers. No matter what your age, stop going after the under 18 crowd. It never works and you give your students leverage against you.
Even if it was consensual, it won't remain so.

Just stop it already.
 
2012-06-21 11:54:15 PM
The question is, "Why did he rat her out?"
 
2012-06-21 11:56:33 PM
Eh. Yeah. I would.

I always find it weird when women go for younger men at that age, though.
 
2012-06-21 11:57:00 PM
"Megan Crafton, 22, handed herself on June 15 after the teenage boy told police about the liaison which happened in the parking lot of a grocery store in January."


Sounds like he was trying (and succeeding) to blackmail control her.

/ at least thats what im telling myself inside my twisted head.
// dirty, dirty little cheerleading coach...
 
2012-06-21 11:57:02 PM

jaylectricity: The government pays for babies born to single moms.


They do??

Once again you bring a strange irrelevant assertion into a thread.

Are you actively TRYING to threadjack now?
 
2012-06-21 11:58:00 PM

fusillade762: jaylectricity: The government pays for babies born to single moms.

They do??

Once again you bring a strange irrelevant assertion into a thread.

Are you actively TRYING to threadjack now?


And you are actively letting him.

/crap, me too. STOP US BEFORE WE HELP AGAIN
 
2012-06-21 11:58:29 PM

Virtual Pariah: This is ridiculous.

Teachers. No matter what your age, stop going after the under 18 crowd. It never works and you give your students leverage against you.
Even if it was consensual, it won't remain so.

Just stop it already.


Don't understand that myself. Especially for the good looking women. Are biatches really this stupid or is this a new development?
 
2012-06-21 11:58:35 PM
This is the same kind of thing that put North Haverbrook on the map!
 
2012-06-21 11:59:29 PM
well that blows
 
2012-06-21 11:59:46 PM
So dude gets a bj in parking lot, then goes and tells police without getting laid? I would have kept my mouth shut gotten some. I wonder what he was thinking.
 
2012-06-22 12:01:34 AM
Welcome to Fark, ho
 
2012-06-22 12:02:34 AM

SpaceyCat: I'm thinking it had more to do with the fact that she was a coach at the school of the guy she was screwing around with rather than the age. Paid school employee farking a student of that school is just bad PR.


I would be fine with this, but the charge does not reflect that particular crime. Felony child seduction is bullshiat.
 
2012-06-22 12:02:38 AM
Why is "Lincoln Assassination" a tag for this?

I mean, someone was shot in the head, but they survived...
 
2012-06-22 12:04:15 AM
Here's the problem with America: you have people paid to coach cheerleading.
 
2012-06-22 12:06:38 AM

Gwendolyn: Mad not made. I have lost my command of the English language.


No worries. I thought kne was gaelic for "drunken tales of wild sex with redheads" in an earlier thread.
Well... that's how I chose to interpret it during this boring seminar today :p

Carry on!
 
2012-06-22 12:06:40 AM

stuffer: So dude gets a bj in parking lot, then goes and tells police without getting laid? I would have kept my mouth shut gotten some. I wonder what he was thinking.


I'll bet you he bragged to his pals, who told their pals...
And wait a farkin' minute, BJs ain't sex, are they?
 
2012-06-22 12:07:27 AM
So the one time "Hottie" could have been appropriately used, it wasn't. Interesting.
 
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