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2012-06-22 10:03:31 AM
break out the Kaiser

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2012-06-22 10:17:53 AM
It encourages people in Texas to reproduce in the summer, so I think it's a mixed bag.
 
2012-06-22 10:53:02 AM
Parmenius: It encourages people in Texas to reproduce in the summer, so I think it's a mixed bag.

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-22 10:53:16 AM
The advent of bread caused war, which caused "civilization" (empires) to take root.
 
2012-06-22 10:55:32 AM
jigger: The advent of bread caused war, which caused "civilization" (empires) to take root.

Nonsense. "Liquid bread" - known to us as beer - is what made civilization possible. At least, it kept and keeps us from killing each other.

/except on Saturday night in Walltown
 
2012-06-22 10:57:30 AM
filter: Lies! No great American novel has been scribed since the advent of air conditioning!

LIES!!!

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-06-22 11:04:35 AM
signaljammer: Lowering entropy is work can only be done locally.
 
2012-06-22 11:18:12 AM
Smackledorfer: I'm buying a home with baseboard heating, no forced air.

What's my best AC option farkers?


Ductless Split

/ I make/install ductwork .. getting a kick ..
 
2012-06-22 11:27:51 AM
AC broke yesterday

$287 to fix the capacitor. What a deal. Unfortunately I have no time to fix myself today and
there are other people in the house. Time for fiscal rape.
 
2012-06-22 11:38:31 AM
cambie: Sorry, but when it's 110 out, I can be naked and sweating my balls off under a fan. I'd much rather be cold than in TX or Arizona during August.

I've lived in Canada and been in -40 weather. I'm from and lived in Florida where I've been outdoors doing stuff when the temp is over 100. My personal experience is that while too hot can be seriously uncomfortable, too cold outright hurts.
 
2012-06-22 11:41:31 AM
The My Little Pony Killer: Meh, I'd rather be too hot than too cold. If I'm too hot, I can at least peel off layers. When it's too cold, I'm too busy trying to warm myself up to focus on much else. And air conditioners are ALWAYS too farking cold.

So let me know how you can peel more than one layer off when it is sufficiently hot.
 
2012-06-22 11:42:07 AM
WhippingBoy: A Gawker article? Really?

What next? Linking to Feministe?

/This is not the Fark it used to be


Login: WhippingBoy
Account created: 2012-04-24 11:25:58

Really? Fark seems pretty much the same as it was 7 weeks ago.

Oh, and welcome to Fark.
 
2012-06-22 11:51:11 AM
Air conditioning is what made this nation great fat
 
2012-06-22 11:56:25 AM
BigNumber12: Air conditioning is what made this nation great fat

That really makes no sense. Do you really think people who can't stand the heat are going to pick up and go for a run? No, they'll be even less active. They'll be sipping mint julips in the shade
 
2012-06-22 12:06:28 PM
Smackledorfer: BigNumber12: Air conditioning is what made this nation great fat

That really makes no sense. Do you really think people who can't stand the heat are going to pick up and go for a run? No, they'll be even less active. They'll be sipping mint julips in the shade


We could always load up on acid and spend the day roaming around the clubhouse grounds with bit sketch pads, laughing hysterically at the natives and swilling mint juleps so the cops wouldn't think we're abnormal.
 
2012-06-22 12:08:46 PM
Smackledorfer: BigNumber12: Air conditioning is what made this nation great fat

That really makes no sense. Do you really think people who can't stand the heat are going to pick up and go for a run? No, they'll be even less active. They'll be sipping mint julips in the shade



It's a pretty interesting theory to read up on, actually. The air conditioning itself isn't the sole factor, but what it enables when coupled with other ideas. Reasonably-priced air conditioning enables people to move to places that should otherwise be largely uninhabitable - deserts. And so, from an early age, they find themselves retreating indoors during the hottest parts of the year (most of it) to conditioned space, rather than being active outdoors like they would in a cooler climate. This is particularly true now that electronics offer endless entertainment in that cool, conditioned space.

This also produces people's trying to recreate their New England neighborhood in the middle of Nevada, and our fantastic national water redistribution system makes it possible, where it has no business being. But that's another issue.
 
2012-06-22 12:17:17 PM
BigNumber12: It's a pretty interesting theory to read up on, actually

No, its just a conflating of multiple things and blaming it on air conditioning.
 
2012-06-22 12:20:29 PM
Smackledorfer: BigNumber12: It's a pretty interesting theory to read up on, actually

No, its just a conflating of multiple things and blaming it on air conditioning.


AC seems to be the target du jure: When the NYT starts talking about "rationing" in terms of "being good for the planet" you can be damn sure they ain't giving anything up.

/pry my AC from my cold, dead fingers
 
2012-06-22 12:30:53 PM
OldManDownDRoad: Smackledorfer: BigNumber12: It's a pretty interesting theory to read up on, actually

No, its just a conflating of multiple things and blaming it on air conditioning.

AC seems to be the target du jure: When the NYT starts talking about "rationing" in terms of "being good for the planet" you can be damn sure they ain't giving anything up.

/pry my AC from my cold, dead fingers


Any rationing that doesn't use market forces is pretty stupid. If my wasting electricity on AC has more hidden costs than my wasting energy on anything else, then reveal those costs. Don't tell me, who lives 5 minutes from work and bikes, that I can't have AC because its an extravagance, ya know? Just make things appropriate expensive, and we'll all decide which energy-wasting behaviors are most worthwhile to us.

Further, I'll worry about giving something up other than money when half my nation stops fighting alternative energy tooth and farking nail.


Now, fresh water, there's something I'd like to see dramatically increase in cost.
 
2012-06-22 12:41:09 PM
Smackledorfer: BigNumber12: It's a pretty interesting theory to read up on, actually

No, its just a conflating of multiple things and blaming it on air conditioning.



Why are you getting defensive? You live in Michigan. Michigan-levels of use of air conditioning aren't the problem.
 
2012-06-22 12:49:45 PM
Smackledorfer: Now, fresh water, there's something I'd like to see dramatically increase in cost.

Egads no, I don't water my lawn and still end up with $300 water bills.
 
2012-06-22 12:51:32 PM
Air conditioning should also mean heating since the machine is conditioning the air to a temperature of your liking.
 
2012-06-22 12:53:48 PM
Contrary to popular belief, running your air conditioning during warm months in your home and place of business is not a sin. Jesus still loves you.

/which is why we have air conditioning
//and beer
 
2012-06-22 01:06:12 PM
Smackledorfer: BigNumber12: It's a pretty interesting theory to read up on, actually

No, its just a conflating of multiple things and blaming it on air conditioning.


You sound fat?
 
2012-06-22 01:07:02 PM
probesport: Smackledorfer: Now, fresh water, there's something I'd like to see dramatically increase in cost.

Egads no, I don't water my lawn and still end up with $300 water bills.


He lives in Michigan... water is almost free here.
 
2012-06-22 01:11:42 PM
hubiestubert: Air Conditioning made Miami and Phoenix livable...

I live in Phoenix, but my pain is for my friends in Houston.
 
2012-06-22 01:22:20 PM
JohnnyC: probesport: Smackledorfer: Now, fresh water, there's something I'd like to see dramatically increase in cost.

Egads no, I don't water my lawn and still end up with $300 water bills.

He lives in Michigan... water is almost free here.


So do I and for those of us not on a well, it keeps getting more expensive every year.
 
2012-06-22 01:36:37 PM
probesport: So do I and for those of us not on a well, it keeps getting more expensive every year.

Yeah, I'm from Michigan too... I suppose municipal water is probably rising in cost. I'm on well water... But the last time I had municipal water, it wasn't too expensive.
 
2012-06-22 02:04:17 PM
JohnnyC: probesport: So do I and for those of us not on a well, it keeps getting more expensive every year.

Yeah, I'm from Michigan too... I suppose municipal water is probably rising in cost. I'm on well water... But the last time I had municipal water, it wasn't too expensive.


It didn't used to be, when I bought my house ~15 years ago I had $60 something water bills, same house and not much changed and now, well Detroit needs more money and out here in the suburbs they figure we are the ones to pay for it.
 
2012-06-22 02:36:22 PM
I dunno, I still see water as one of the most important long-term resources, and if a higher price means we stop wasting it (hydraulic fracking, lawns in desert areas, etc) then I see that as a great thing.

The fracking especially bugs me. We are wasting boatloads of freshwater to get cheap energy, which in turn prevents alternative energy sources from being competitive. End result is we run out of fossil fuels that much sooner and squander our water, while putting off development for the future.
 
2012-06-22 08:37:10 PM
mephisto6:
Go live with my cousin Byron in Jackson Hole, WY.
He's a nordic, swede lookin dude, so not too hard to look at. He might put you to work insulating pipes in sub-zero weather, but that's just a bit of ditch-digging and you might have to boil water a few weeks here or there in order to bathe or drink.

No worries, though. you can just put on some more clothes.

at 4 am you can even help clear out the driveway with a shovel! Don't forget to de-ice your car by 5, though... you'll be done by around 6, which should give you plenty of time to navigate the frozen bridges and slowly spinning hunks of metal on your way to work.
No worries, though at 5pm you get to do it all over again. So, whaddya want for dinner? Power's out, wanna go get some wood for the stove? We'll be done eating and hand washing dishes by 10. Ok goodnight, lady. See you in about 4 hours.


Or, just go for a swim.


You sound bitter against people who hate the heat. I don't have a pool.

I actually lived in the mountains during my teen years. So here's another CSB:

When I was 16, I drove my dad's '90 pickup (with rear-wheel drive and 4 gears) to high school, which was at the bottom of the mountains. To make it back home in the winter, I'd drive the farthest I could toward my home until roads got too steep and the truck would start to skid. I'd then pull the truck to the side, put the chains on, and shovel snow into the bed, just to get enough weight on the rear-wheels to make it up the mountain. I carried the shovel, gloves, and chains around behind my bench seat for just such times. It made for a few days of awesome snowball fights, to have a truck-load of snow in the high school parking lot, but it melted all too fast, since just off the mountain, the temps went up about 20 degrees. My dad wouldn't let me put other heavy things in the truck bed, so that's the only way I made it to school and back for that whole winter.

Turns out that doing all of that was far easier than the things I've done just to keep somewhat cool in the heat, and I completely miss it. I'd love to be de-icing that old truck's windshield and shoveling my old steep driveway. I have millions of stories of far rougher times spent in the desert summers than I will ever have of my mountain winters. I would love your cousin's good life, and even doing insane manual labor in freezing temperatures. I love manual labor. You don't even know how much of a perfect life that would be. I swear, I daydream about owning a bunch of yaks, somewhere in the Siberian tundras. Icy living is easy-mode. Feeling nauseous and dizzy for entire summers because of over-heating during simple tasks, and lack of real a/c is physically and emotionally exhausting.
 
2012-06-22 09:59:09 PM
theurge14: Try a humid Texas summer night where it's 10pm and it's still 90+ outside. Now the AC is off and all you have is a box fan and you're soaking your sheets with sweat.

I do not know how people in the Southeast get through the summer. I live in Arizona. 110 isn't bad when the humidity is low but jeebus I cannot understand how anyone can live through near 100 temperature and near 100 humidity.
 
2012-06-23 12:06:51 AM
Boudica's War Tampon: theurge14: Try a humid Texas summer night where it's 10pm and it's still 90+ outside. Now the AC is off and all you have is a box fan and you're soaking your sheets with sweat.

I do not know how people in the Southeast get through the summer. I live in Arizona. 110 isn't bad when the humidity is low but jeebus I cannot understand how anyone can live through near 100 temperature and near 100 humidity.


Actually, that's an exaggeration.

Some miserable records from the Weather Underground Link

Appleton, Wisconsin on July 13, 2005 (during the murderous heatwave that killed 750 in Chicago): Air temp 101 F, dew point 90 F, heat index 148 F, humidity a mere 71%. Midway Airport saw 106 F, dew point 82 F, heat index 133 F, humidity 48%

Dharan, Saudi Arabia on July 8, 2003: Air temp 108, dew point 95, heat index 176 F, relative humidity 68%

100 F with 100% humidity would result in a heat index around 195 F.

(Steadman, 1979), describes the heat index. Steadman notes in his paper that his model assumes that the heat index ranges from 16 C to 50 C (61-122 F). Reports like Midway and Appleton above are, literally, off Steadman's charts; such calculations are extrapolations of a quadratic equation defined over relative humidity (in percent) and dry-bulb temperature. As such, they are not necessarily reliable beyond the domain over which they are calculated and the range of the function generated.
 
2012-06-23 12:36:20 AM
I gave up central A/C for window units with my last move. While all other aspects of the move were the right decision (as in I no longer live next to someone whose 'friends' may or may not have robbed my apartment, and all appliances in my new place, such as the oven, actually work), I miss the central A/C. Thankfully this is really only required a few weeks out of the year total (working heat is much more importent) so I've been muddling through with my window units while enjoying my new place. Ah, central A/C, I miss you, but not enough to move back to that hot mess.
 
2012-06-23 12:45:19 AM
Buffet

What is it you need fellow Farker?

Goodman CAPF3030B6 coil.

Can't buy one legally in AZ without a Guild Brothership card.

R-410A, who even cares? Tried to get it online, only received bent-up junk that I wouldn't sign for.

Any hints on how to get one these shipped intact? Wood crating?
 
2012-06-23 12:47:39 AM
18 Wheels of Love: Contrary to popular belief, running your air conditioning during warm months in your home and place of business is not a sin. Jesus still loves you.

/which is why we have air conditioning
//and beer


www.bigbadbob113.com
disagrees
 
2012-06-23 06:15:37 AM
studebaker hoch: Buffet

What is it you need fellow Farker?

Goodman CAPF3030B6 coil.

Can't buy one legally in AZ without a Guild Brothership card.

R-410A, who even cares? Tried to get it online, only received bent-up junk that I wouldn't sign for.

Any hints on how to get one these shipped intact? Wood crating?


Wish I'd known earlier in the week. I buy quite a bit from Goodman here (Louisville, Ky.). The bad part is, today is Saturday, plus I'm leaving tomorrow for a four day business trip.
If it's as bloody hot there as it is here, I'm guessing your urgency factor for procurement is A.S.A.Farking.P!
Getting you one and shipping it (which I'm willing to do) would take time AND you'd hafta pay shipping.
Do you have a Goodman equipment dealer anywhere proximal to you? If so, likely I could call, "buy" it and put it on "will call" for my friend/employee (you) to pick up for me. I have done this for people in several states, this side of the Mississippi river. Never Arizona, but wouldn't anticipate any problem.
Feel free to e-mail me directly (I guess it's in my profile)
Hope I can help.
 
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