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(CNN)   Jerry Sandusky's adopted son Matt says he was sexually abused and was prepared to testify for the prosecution   (cnn.com ) divider line 290
    More: Followup, Jerry Sandusky, child rape, bellefonte, hung jury, Mike McQueary, witness stand, Bob Costas, Penn State  
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2012-06-21 09:21:03 PM  
SHOCKING
 
2012-06-21 09:21:08 PM  
A house isn't a home unless there is love inside.
 
2012-06-21 09:21:49 PM  
but.... football?
 
2012-06-21 09:22:15 PM  
Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.
 
2012-06-21 09:22:23 PM  
...really?
 
2012-06-21 09:22:53 PM  

gunther_bumpass: but.... football?

 
2012-06-21 09:22:54 PM  
Ya, he's boned.
 
2012-06-21 09:23:03 PM  
Holy goddamn farking shiat. I don't think anyone can defend him anymore.
 
2012-06-21 09:23:45 PM  
What's the line on Sandusky offing himself before prison?
 
2012-06-21 09:23:58 PM  
He was training his adopted son to be slot back?

Maybe the kid misunderstood what Jerry was doing.....

/I'm so sorry...
//OK...maybe not....
 
2012-06-21 09:24:03 PM  

davidphogan: Holy goddamn farking shiat. I don't think anyone can defend him anymore.


Stick around.
 
2012-06-21 09:24:22 PM  
Surely he's a good Catholic?
 
2012-06-21 09:24:32 PM  

basemetal: What's the line on Sandusky offing himself before prison?


Assholes like that never do the world a favor and kill themselves.
 
2012-06-21 09:24:50 PM  
If I had a dollar for every boy he's touched....
 
2012-06-21 09:24:55 PM  
Wonder why this is only coming now, after the testimony is over?
 
2012-06-21 09:24:57 PM  

davidphogan: Holy goddamn farking shiat. I don't think anyone can defend him anymore.


I remember the first few threads when the story broke. A few Farkers did then, and some will still now.
 
2012-06-21 09:25:22 PM  

davidphogan: Holy goddamn farking shiat. I don't think anyone can defend him anymore.


Paging Gloria Allred
 
2012-06-21 09:25:36 PM  

A Terrible Human: basemetal: What's the line on Sandusky offing himself before prison?

Assholes like that never do the world a favor and kill themselves.


Yeah.....
 
2012-06-21 09:26:52 PM  

gunther_bumpass: butt.... football?

 
2012-06-21 09:26:55 PM  

NeedlesslyCanadian: davidphogan: Holy goddamn farking shiat. I don't think anyone can defend him anymore.

Paging Gloria Allred


There are no women involved.
 
2012-06-21 09:27:22 PM  
Tickle monster! Tickle monster! Give me a hug.

/// shiver
 
2012-06-21 09:27:34 PM  
I think even Pedobear would be disgusted at this point.

/He's your son, you sick fark!
 
2012-06-21 09:27:55 PM  

NeedlesslyCanadian: davidphogan: Holy goddamn farking shiat. I don't think anyone can defend him anymore.

Paging Gloria Allred


I'm sure she's been lurking around that courthouse for a while now.
 
2012-06-21 09:28:13 PM  
Amateur.

schmoesknow.com
That's how you do it.
 
2012-06-21 09:28:18 PM  
Why didn't the Prosecution ask for a stay in the trial to allow themselves time to prepare this witness? If this jury fails to convict, an attempt to retry Sandusky on charges he diddled his son is going to be decried as a runaway, ineffective prosecution out to get Sandusky at any cost.
 
2012-06-21 09:29:04 PM  

NeedlesslyCanadian: davidphogan: Holy goddamn farking shiat. I don't think anyone can defend him anymore.

Paging Gloria Allred


Don't think she'll go that far; even she's got standards.
 
2012-06-21 09:29:08 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: A house isn't a home unless there is love inside.


Gawddamn I almost swallowed a cigarette
 
2012-06-21 09:31:08 PM  

Allansfirebird: I think even Pedobear would be disgusted at this point.

/He's your son, you sick fark!


Well, by the logic of it's not cheating if you spread peanut butter on your balls and let your dog lick it off, then it's probably actually better to do your own son than some stranger's kid. Right?
 
2012-06-21 09:31:25 PM  
Screw justice, what's a fair punishment for this guy? My favorite is true solitary confinement; no sensory contact with another human forever.
 
2012-06-21 09:32:57 PM  

cantsleep: Wonder why this is only coming now, after the testimony is over?


I thought the same thing. This info would've helped the DA a couple weeks ago. Doesn't help now that the case has gone to the jury.
 
2012-06-21 09:33:13 PM  

MAYORBOB: Why didn't the Prosecution ask for a stay in the trial to allow themselves time to prepare this witness? If this jury fails to convict, an attempt to retry Sandusky on charges he diddled his son is going to be decried as a runaway, ineffective prosecution out to get Sandusky at any cost.


It's like these witch hunters are running rampant groping at any little thing that comes within reach.
 
2012-06-21 09:34:01 PM  
19 bowl games won by Penn State during the 30 year career of Sandusky as assistant coach there.

1969 Orange Bowl
1970 Orange Bowl
1972 Cotton Bowl Classic
1974 Orange Bowl
1975 Cotton Bowl Classic
1977 Fiesta Bowl
1979 Liberty Bowl
1980 Fiesta Bowl
1982 Fiesta Bowl
1983 Sugar Bowl
1983 Aloha Bowl
1987 Fiesta Bowl
1989 Holiday Bowl
1992 Fiesta Bowl
1994 Citrus Bowl
1995 Rose Bowl
1996 Outback Bowl
1997 Fiesta Bowl
1999 Outback Bowl
 
2012-06-21 09:34:07 PM  

John Buck 41: cantsleep: Wonder why this is only coming now, after the testimony is over?

I thought the same thing. This info would've helped the DA a couple weeks ago. Doesn't help now that the case has gone to the jury.



I wonder if it'll be prosecuted separately, due to the incest factor.
 
2012-06-21 09:35:50 PM  
So, why didn't he?
 
2012-06-21 09:35:51 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

JERRY SANDUSKY MOLESTED ME!
 
2012-06-21 09:36:00 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: 19 bowl games won by Penn State during the 30 year career of Sandusky as assistant coach there.

1969 Orange Bowl
1970 Orange Bowl
1972 Cotton Bowl Classic
1974 Orange Bowl
1975 Cotton Bowl Classic
1977 Fiesta Bowl
1979 Liberty Bowl
1980 Fiesta Bowl
1982 Fiesta Bowl
1983 Sugar Bowl
1983 Aloha Bowl
1987 Fiesta Bowl
1989 Holiday Bowl
1992 Fiesta Bowl
1994 Citrus Bowl
1995 Rose Bowl
1996 Outback Bowl
1997 Fiesta Bowl
1999 Outback Bowl



And that has...what, exactly, to do with exonerating a grown man of raping children?
 
2012-06-21 09:36:56 PM  

NeedlesslyCanadian: John Buck 41: cantsleep: Wonder why this is only coming now, after the testimony is over?

I thought the same thing. This info would've helped the DA a couple weeks ago. Doesn't help now that the case has gone to the jury.

I wonder if it'll be prosecuted separately, due to the incest factor.



If convicted, this testimony might get into the sentencing phase.
 
2012-06-21 09:37:18 PM  

Lost_in_Oregon: Screw justice, what's a fair punishment for this guy? My favorite is true solitary confinement; no sensory contact with another human forever.


He's going to be in a restricted housing unit (AKA The Hole) for the duration of his stay with The Commonwealth for his own protection.
 
2012-06-21 09:37:30 PM  

gunther_bumpass: but.... football?


He made a lot of wide receivers out of tight ends.
 
2012-06-21 09:37:44 PM  

I'm an excellent driver: Surely he's a good Catholic?


It's certainly interesting to think what the words 'Christian' or 'Catholic' will grow to mean in the future.

/it's gay to think about such things.
//...see what I mean?
 
2012-06-21 09:37:46 PM  

NeedlesslyCanadian: AverageAmericanGuy: 19 bowl games won by Penn State during the 30 year career of Sandusky as assistant coach there.

1969 Orange Bowl
1970 Orange Bowl
1972 Cotton Bowl Classic
1974 Orange Bowl
1975 Cotton Bowl Classic
1977 Fiesta Bowl
1979 Liberty Bowl
1980 Fiesta Bowl
1982 Fiesta Bowl
1983 Sugar Bowl
1983 Aloha Bowl
1987 Fiesta Bowl
1989 Holiday Bowl
1992 Fiesta Bowl
1994 Citrus Bowl
1995 Rose Bowl
1996 Outback Bowl
1997 Fiesta Bowl
1999 Outback Bowl


And that has...what, exactly, to do with exonerating a grown man of raping children?


Sports fans forgive anything as long as the team wins.
 
2012-06-21 09:38:04 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: 19 bowl games won by Penn State during the 30 year career of Sandusky as assistant coach there.

1969 Orange Bowl
1970 Orange Bowl
1972 Chicken Hawk Classic
1974 Orange Bowl
1975 Grabbin Boys Asses
1977 Fiesta Bowl
1979 Libendover Bowl
1980 Fiesta Bowl
1982 Fiesta Bowl
1983 Shorteyes Bowl
1983 Alittleoral Bowl
1987 Feela Boy
1989 Holiday Bowl
1992 Fiesta Bowl
1994 Anus Bowl
1995 Rose Bowl
1996 Outback Bowl
1997 Fiesta Bowl
1999 Bareback Bowl


In all fairness, that's an impressive list.
 
2012-06-21 09:38:07 PM  

Disposable Rob: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 375x200]

JERRY SANDUSKY MOLESTED ME!


Jerry preferred the eating of snails to oysters.
 
Biv
2012-06-21 09:38:23 PM  
An article I read said by the time Matt came forward it was too late to use him as a material witness since he was not named in the original charges. But if Sandusky had testified, they could have used Matt in the rebuttal.
 
2012-06-21 09:38:51 PM  
We are all taking our attention off of what's really important, but football HAS always been somewhat homoerotic, so.... farkit.
 
2012-06-21 09:38:54 PM  

cantsleep: Wonder why this is only coming now, after the testimony is over?


My guess is his son was ashamed of what happened to him by Sandusky. But when the news broke of all of these boys coming out...he may have felt some relief and justice, without having to come out.

And as the proceeds went on and one, Sandusky is probably showing cockiness, and his son couldn't stand his smugness, and wanted to be the nail in the coffin, but it was too late.

Like I said, that's IMO.
 
2012-06-21 09:39:48 PM  
Is it just me, or does it seem if this was even a little bit true, they would have been sure to use it in court...
 
2012-06-21 09:40:24 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: 19 bowl games won by Penn State during the 30 year career of Sandusky as assistant coach there.

1969 Orange Bowl
1970 Orange Bowl
1972 Cotton Bowl Classic
1974 Orange Bowl
1975 Cotton Bowl Classic
1977 Fiesta Bowl
1979 Liberty Bowl
1980 Fiesta Bowl
1982 Fiesta Bowl
1983 Sugar Bowl
1983 Aloha Bowl
1987 Fiesta Bowl
1989 Holiday Bowl
1992 Fiesta Bowl
1994 Citrus Bowl
1995 Rose Bowl
1996 Outback Bowl
1997 Fiesta Bowl
1999 Outback Bowl


You would win too if you thought you were going to be anally raped. That's motivation like none other...
 
2012-06-21 09:41:16 PM  
It's in the juries hands now. Ever since O.J., I have trusted them a little bit less.

All it takes is some dramatic shenanigans by the defense, and the Jury think "Oh Boy! Just like Matlock!"

The Cops testimony contradicting themselves, the tape with the cop talking to the victim becomes, "Well if they lied about that...what else did they lie about?"

It doesn't take much, especially since people are badmouthing the government and any officials.
 
2012-06-21 09:41:23 PM  
1969 Orange Bowl
1970 Orange Bowl
1972 Chicken Hawk Classic
1974 Orange Bowl
1975 Grabbin Boys Asses
1977 Fiesta Bowl
1979 Libendover Bowl
1980 Fiesta Bowl
1982 Fiesta Bowl
1983 Shorteyes Bowl
1983 Alittleoral Bowl
1987 Feela Boy
1989 Holiday Bowl
1992 Fiesta Bowl
1994 Anus Bowl
1995 Rose Bowl
1996 Outback Bowl
1997 Fiesta Bowl
1999 Bareback Bowl


We need double-blind studies to see if buggery casually improves football performance in youth, stat!
 
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