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(CNN)   Jerry Sandusky's adopted son Matt says he was sexually abused and was prepared to testify for the prosecution   (cnn.com) divider line 290
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2012-06-21 09:41:34 PM  

A Terrible Human: basemetal: What's the line on Sandusky offing himself before prison?

Assholes like that never do the world a favor and kill themselves.


That's a little harsh. All he did was get molested by his adopted father.
 
2012-06-21 09:42:41 PM  
'causally' drat!
 
2012-06-21 09:43:31 PM  

davidphogan: Holy goddamn farking shiat. I don't think anyone can defend him anymore.


The only ones saying anyone was defending him are the ones who think only Penn State alums and pedophile lovers can defend Joe Paterno...and thus conflate his defense with Sandusky's.
 
2012-06-21 09:43:41 PM  

basemetal: What's the line on Sandusky offing himself before prison?


Slim to none.

He really doesn't believe he's done anything wrong.
 
2012-06-21 09:43:49 PM  

Allansfirebird: Disposable Rob: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 375x200]

JERRY SANDUSKY MOLESTED ME!

Jerry preferred the eating of snails to oysters.


www.murphsplace.com
 
2012-06-21 09:44:05 PM  
Really, Like he started this path in like Cannonsburg, PA or where ever in like 1974 and like a train kep a rollin and no one said boo?
 
2012-06-21 09:44:25 PM  

davidphogan: Holy goddamn farking shiat. I don't think anyone can defend him anymore.


Anymore? Someone was defending him? Was he ordained by the Catholics or something?
 
2012-06-21 09:44:57 PM  

MAYORBOB: Why didn't the Prosecution ask for a stay in the trial to allow themselves time to prepare this witness? If this jury fails to convict, an attempt to retry Sandusky on charges he diddled his son is going to be decried as a runaway, ineffective prosecution out to get Sandusky at any cost.


If this jury fails to convict, they better change their addresses, 'cuz the witch hunt will be back on.
 
2012-06-21 09:45:42 PM  

Surool: Sports fans forgive anything as long as the team wins.


Well the people who helped cover it up need to burn, but you think that the QB is such-and-such year should take shiat too?
 
2012-06-21 09:45:52 PM  

NeedlesslyCanadian: AverageAmericanGuy: 19 bowl games won by Penn State during the 30 year career of Sandusky as assistant coach there.

1969 Orange Bowl
1970 Orange Bowl
1972 Cotton Bowl Classic
1974 Orange Bowl
1975 Cotton Bowl Classic
1977 Fiesta Bowl
1979 Liberty Bowl
1980 Fiesta Bowl
1982 Fiesta Bowl
1983 Sugar Bowl
1983 Aloha Bowl
1987 Fiesta Bowl
1989 Holiday Bowl
1992 Fiesta Bowl
1994 Citrus Bowl
1995 Rose Bowl
1996 Outback Bowl
1997 Fiesta Bowl
1999 Outback Bowl


And that has...what, exactly, to do with exonerating a grown man of raping children?


No, he's probably saying take those wins away, because Pedobear, I guess.
 
2012-06-21 09:46:33 PM  

Mog32Kupo: Surool: Sports fans forgive anything as long as the team wins.

Well the people who helped cover it up need to burn, but you think that the QB is such-and-such year should take shiat too?


Well, no. Duh. He's already probably had it pounded back up inside him.
 
2012-06-21 09:46:44 PM  

fb-'s grown sperm: Lost_in_Oregon: Screw justice, what's a fair punishment for this guy? My favorite is true solitary confinement; no sensory contact with another human forever.

He's going to be in a restricted housing unit (AKA The Hole) for the duration of his stay with The Commonwealth for his own protection.


Knowing what we do of Sandusky we should probably rest assured that he'll be quite satisfied being in the hole.
 
2012-06-21 09:47:25 PM  
Hairy Jerry didn't Fark those kids, he made love to them.
 
2012-06-21 09:48:17 PM  

JasonOfOrillia: Ya, he's boned.


Which "he"?
 
2012-06-21 09:48:41 PM  

gunther_bumpass: Well, no. Duh. He's already probably had it pounded back up inside him


Bahahah, I didn't even realize my pun, Thank you!
 
2012-06-21 09:49:06 PM  

cantsleep: Wonder why this is only coming now, after the testimony is over?


I was wondering that too. The timing here is fishy.
 
2012-06-21 09:49:25 PM  

Disposable Rob: JERRY SANDUSKY MOLESTED ME!


Made me giggle inside
 
2012-06-21 09:49:42 PM  
Too bad they can't figure out a way to throw his wife away for life too. Seriously WTF.
 
2012-06-21 09:49:49 PM  

NeedlesslyCanadian: davidphogan: Holy goddamn farking shiat. I don't think anyone can defend him anymore.

Paging Gloria Allred


Ok, that made me laugh.

I don't think anyone was defending this sick farker before, as much as they were defending the almighty JoePa and the Penn State football program.

/Fark Sandusky. He should never see the outside of a jail cell again.
 
2012-06-21 09:51:18 PM  
AND THAT'S THE GAME!! So very sad. Really, how many counts of child rape can this guy get until it becomes pointless? He will never...ever get out of FPMITA prison as long as he's alive. Just try him and throw him to the sharks already.
 
2012-06-21 09:52:08 PM  
I hope that smug asshole does us all a favor and offs if he is convicted.

This is why Sandusky wasn't allowed to take the stand.
 
2012-06-21 09:53:12 PM  
Ok, i do know a little about law, but how can you charge the guy with incest..if the boy is adopted? I thought that you had to be a blood relative. How exactly does that work?
 
2012-06-21 09:53:39 PM  
cantsleep: "Wonder why this is only coming now, after the testimony is over?"

Because prosecutors routinely hold back in cases like this, in the event that a particular trial is dismissed on a technicality or whatever.
This is laying the groundwork in the event this decision doesn't go the way they like.
 
2012-06-21 09:53:47 PM  
If you thought the outrage over the OJ Simpson verdict was immense, wait and see what happens if this walking piece of festering dog shiat gets acquitted. I'm not saying there will be riots in Happy Valley, but there's going to be a whole lot of people in dire need of security on them 24/7.

Honestly though, I'm not surprised this has come out. If you're a serial pedophile, you have to start somewhere, and why not start close to home before branching out? I don't think anyone thought he didn't molest his own children.
 
2012-06-21 09:54:04 PM  
weknowmemes.com
 
2012-06-21 09:54:07 PM  
The creep factor just went to eleven.
 
2012-06-21 09:54:51 PM  

basemetal: What's the line on Sandusky offing himself before prison?


I think Joe Paterno killed himself...somehow.
 
2012-06-21 09:55:50 PM  
1969 Orange Bowl
1970 Orange Bowl
1972 Chicken Hawk Classic
1974 Orange Bowl
1975 Grabbin Boys Asses
1977 Fiesta Bowl
1979 Libendover Bowl
1980 Fiesta Bowl
1982 Fiesta Bowl
1983 Shorteyes Bowl
1983 Alittleoral Bowl
1987 Feela Boy
1989 Holiday Bowl
1992 Fiesta Bowl
1994 Anus Bowl
1995 Rose Bowl
1996 Outback Bowl
1997 Fiesta Bowl
1999 Bareback Bowl

And yet he's going to go down in history as a pedophile. Suck on it, football fans.
 
2012-06-21 09:56:28 PM  
I was reading what he's said in defense of himself and it isn't even really a denial. He admits to being inappropriate with young boys in locker room showers, and his "denial" amounts to "I went a little too far, but I didn't molest anybody." In the face of the accusations and many witnesses, you'd better make a stronger denial than that. But he can't, because...
 
2012-06-21 09:56:56 PM  

Jim_Callahan: davidphogan: Holy goddamn farking shiat. I don't think anyone can defend him anymore.

Anymore? Someone was defending him? Was he ordained by the Catholics or something?


His lawyer?

I do have to wonder, after the trial and appeals are done, is his lawyer allowed to say something like, "I thought he was guilty as hell myself, but everyone deserves a shot at a defense."?
 
2012-06-21 09:57:02 PM  

iaazathot: I hope that smug asshole does us all a favor and offs if he is convicted.

This is why Sandusky wasn't allowed to take the stand.


Actually I think his demeanor in that interview with Bob Costas, and the fact that his son could have been called as a rebuttal witness is why his lawyer didn't want him to take the stand.
 
2012-06-21 09:57:19 PM  

Bit'O'Gristle: Ok, i do know a little about law, but how can you charge the guy with incest..if the boy is adopted? I thought that you had to be a blood relative. How exactly does that work?


If you're "charging" somebody with something, it is in regards to the law.

The law says, the kid is his son. Before they filed the papers, it was not his son. Now it is, and if he's having sex with him, it's incest.

Incest is an invented term. When there were only 10-20 people on earth, EVERY sexual encounter was "incest," but nobody cared.
 
2012-06-21 09:57:40 PM  

jaylectricity: basemetal: What's the line on Sandusky offing himself before prison?

I think Joe Paterno killed himself...somehow.


God took St Joe early so that he would not to endure this tarnishment.

/ducks from slinging poo
 
2012-06-21 09:58:49 PM  
I don't really think it passes the smell test that Matt Sandusky's lawyers are putting this out now. Maybe I'm too cynical but there are only two reasons I can think of as to why they would make this kind of statement now. One, someone in the press was about to write Matt Sandusky's abuse and willingness to testify. Matt Sandusky didn't like what was going to come out, or maybe how he thought the story would be slanted so he wanted to pre-empt it and frame the story the way he wanted to. Or two, Matt Sandusky is writing a book and will be shopping it to publishers soon.

The only thing that makes me lean more toward reason one than two is that I do think Jerry Sandusky is guilty and I have little trouble believing he molested his adopted son. That has got to really screw with someone and I can see wanting to get ahead of any press shiatstorm and try to control it as much as possible.
 
2012-06-21 09:59:54 PM  
Is there any kid this guy didn't f***???

/crickets
 
2012-06-21 10:00:45 PM  

jaylectricity: Bit'O'Gristle: Ok, i do know a little about law, but how can you charge the guy with incest..if the boy is adopted? I thought that you had to be a blood relative. How exactly does that work?

If you're "charging" somebody with something, it is in regards to the law.

The law says, the kid is his son. Before they filed the papers, it was not his son. Now it is, and if he's having sex with him, it's incest.

Incest is an invented term. When there were only 10-20 people on earth, EVERY sexual encounter was "incest," but nobody cared.


/Interesting. I would have thought it would have been "aggravated criminal sexual assault" but meh..whatever, Im sure that the prosecutor is running out of ink from all the charges he's filed.
 
2012-06-21 10:01:17 PM  
So Sandusky is from West Virginia or Kentucky? Now I'm confused.
 
2012-06-21 10:01:44 PM  
Thanksgiving at the Sandusky house is going to be a bit tense.
 
2012-06-21 10:02:03 PM  

IlGreven: can defend Joe Paterno..


Who can defend Joe Paterno? He witnessed child rape and did not go to the police..
 
2012-06-21 10:02:08 PM  

John Buck 41: cantsleep: Wonder why this is only coming now, after the testimony is over?

I thought the same thing. This info would've helped the DA a couple weeks ago. Doesn't help now that the case has gone to the jury.


Could be to try him under a different set of charges?
 
2012-06-21 10:02:25 PM  

jaylectricity: When there were only 10-20 people on earth


Ummm...

Nope, not gonna go there.
 
2012-06-21 10:03:33 PM  

cantsleep: Wonder why this is only coming now, after the testimony is over?


something, something, something, rebuttal, something.
 
2012-06-21 10:03:51 PM  

milowitz: Is there any kid this guy didn't f***???

/crickets


it took 84 other posts, but we finally got to the point.
i laughed _very_ out loud in my quiet basement office.
 
2012-06-21 10:05:10 PM  

JasonOfOrillia: Ya, he's boned.


This; his useless attorney should have him plead now and get it over with.
 
2012-06-21 10:06:55 PM  

kokomo61: Thanksgiving at the Sandusky house is going to be a bit tense.


Classic.
 
2012-06-21 10:07:27 PM  

mrmyxolodian: John Buck 41: cantsleep: Wonder why this is only coming now, after the testimony is over?

I thought the same thing. This info would've helped the DA a couple weeks ago. Doesn't help now that the case has gone to the jury.

Could be to try him under a different set of charges?


Yep. If one set of charges don't stick, which I expect they will, there's a backup set of charges...

I was about to say "in the rear" then I realized how it was a double entendre. How droll.
 
2012-06-21 10:07:45 PM  

fusillade762: jaylectricity: When there were only 10-20 people on earth

Ummm...

Nope, not gonna go there.


That's too bad, because I think we all would love to hear it.
 
2012-06-21 10:08:25 PM  

mrmyxolodian: John Buck 41: cantsleep: Wonder why this is only coming now, after the testimony is over?

I thought the same thing. This info would've helped the DA a couple weeks ago. Doesn't help now that the case has gone to the jury.

Could be to try him under a different set of charges?


I hope to fark they do try this as a separate case. Anyone know about the statute of limitations in PA?
 
2012-06-21 10:08:31 PM  

mrmyxolodian: Could be to try him under a different set of charges?



Yep. Pretty sure they're saying they've got one of his son's in the wing ready to testify, and that they'll file those charges should he be acquitted in the current case. I don't think it would be considered double-jeopardy if it's a different victim and different set of crimes from the current trial.
 
2012-06-21 10:09:32 PM  

jaylectricity: Bit'O'Gristle: Ok, i do know a little about law, but how can you charge the guy with incest..if the boy is adopted? I thought that you had to be a blood relative. How exactly does that work?

If you're "charging" somebody with something, it is in regards to the law.

The law says, the kid is his son. Before they filed the papers, it was not his son. Now it is, and if he's having sex with him, it's incest.

Incest is an invented term. When there were only 10-20 people on earth, EVERY sexual encounter was "incest," but nobody cared.


Um, when was that, exactly?
 
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