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(TMZ)   Kim Kardashian's sex tape was directed by Kris Jenner, claims Kris Humphries, who alleges his mother-in-law was very professional in shooting it   (tmz.com) divider line 25
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2012-06-21 10:08:36 PM
8 votes:

Somacandra: 9beers: I'll say one thing, Kim has one of the nicest snatches I've ever seen.

I've never watched the vid. If she's shaved, I don't want to. Tired of that crap.


She's Armenian. If she wasn't shaved the whole vid would be about Ray J's dick tearing through the brambles.
2012-06-21 06:39:43 PM
8 votes:
If OJ knew that killing those people would result in this, he wouldn't have done it.
2012-06-22 01:40:05 AM
4 votes:

Mind of the North Star: Cookbook's Anarchist: rickycal78: El Freak: rickycal78: Mock26: imapirate: It took me forever to realize who this vapid coont is, but I've come to two conclusions:

1. She is absolutely gorgeous

2. I want her to DIAF

She is hideous.

Really? I mean I can sort of understand the folks that go all "The fact that she's a vapid twunt totally cancels out any physical attraction I might have had for her". I can even understand the folks that think she's got too much junk in the trunk for their tastes. But it's pretty hard to deny that she's pretty in the face, even though a portion of that is obvious makeup and so forth.

Given that she is vile, cretinous and a shining example of everything contemptible and loathsome about American culture, I will have to agree that she is hideous.

So basically the two of you and numerous others can't separate the purely physical aspects of a person from their personality. Got it. I mean sure I wouldn't want to date her even if I did have more than a snowball's chance in hell, but she still looks damn good.

Perhaps people like us (yes I wouldn't hit it either even given the chance) extend our conscience to our dicks. We will remember it, and therefore would rather not. However, you put on your mining helmet and go to town.



People like you are just good liars. So good I think you have even convinced yourselves of this crap.

Dress up your BS with misplaced self righteousness all you want guys, but if you are a decent, single man and you have the chance to bang some hot 5'2" 116lb moronic woman.... you will. You absolutely will.

I honestly can not think of a rational reason not to have sex with this woman if given the chance.


No, people like me have evolved beyond knuckle-dragging must fark anything at all times bullshiat. I personally am involved with someone I love therefore, all the pussy in the world could throw itself my way and I wouldn't take it. It's called having standards.

Next, I don't find her attractive enough to desire like a lot of men out there, I have different taste. Perhaps the urine soaked shiat-bag vagina is good enough for you, but you tend to strike me as the type of guy who'll eat the food off another man's plate after it has spilled to the floor and been walked on by pig farmers.

Finally, go fark yourself for trying to equate us, When I was single, I tried watching her on screen and after thirty or so minutes, my dick went to sleep mode. She only exhibits her vapid nature and shown me that borefest was the tip of the iceberg of her mundane nature. She has had more work done than the freeway so even the very beauty you think you see is goddamn artificial.

Here's your rational reason: farking Kim is a step-down from a thirty-year old desiccated corpse. She has no physicality in the sack and could not please a decent, single man. She's boring and you're boring for picking such a boring woman. Piss off!
2012-06-22 07:57:29 AM
3 votes:

redly1: Mugato: If OJ knew that killing those people would result in this, he wouldn't have done it.

well played. Come to think of it, it did all started with that coverage of the Bronco, didn't it


Doc Brown busts OJ out of jail...

"OJ! You have to come back with me! You have to stop yourself from killing Nicole and the other guy!"

"I didn't kill 'em Doc! And even if I did, the space-time continuum shouldn't be messed with!"

"Look at what happens as a direct result of your actions!"

*plays 'Keeping up with the Kardashians'*

"Let's go, Doc. I gotta go kill myself."
2012-06-21 11:26:56 PM
3 votes:

Cookbook's Anarchist:

Perhaps people like us (yes I wouldn't hit it either even given the chance) extend our conscience to our dicks. We will remember it, and therefore would rather not. However, you put on your mining helmet and go to town.


There is a word for the kind people that cannot separate physical sexual attractiveness from personality and intellect.


That word is women.
2012-06-21 07:33:06 PM
3 votes:
Well, Kris is apparently a horrible director and couldn't get a halfway decent performance out of Kim.
2012-06-22 12:28:07 PM
2 votes:

cousndick: [notsureiftrollingorfullofshiat.jpg]

Either way, stop acting so pretentious.


Sigh. Pretentiousness is admonishing you for eating McDonald's when it's all you can afford or get.

Stating that I choose not to eat pink slime-filled, bacteria ridden, ammonia treated meat because it personally disgusts me is my subjective opinion. An opinion others here tend to share.

No matter how much advertising is shown, I can see the poor quality of McDonald's. No matter how much the fat kid tells me the combo deals are awesome and they just cannot understand why I wouldn't get down with it, I say the same thing. It is my personal preference.

You are the fat kid trying to tell me that McDonald's is the best food ever, made even more so because it is cheap and mundane. Eat your shiatty, mundane, and tasteless chemically enhanced food and shut the fark up.
2012-06-22 10:56:08 AM
2 votes:

katzrc: rickycal78: One Bad Apple: Surool: Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy: She got pissed on. Cannot ever touch a woman who has been showered or covered with someone else's feces or piss. Chance to nail Kate Upton? Not if she got shiat or pissed on.

/ Not gay, just some kind of mental block with bodily fluids.
//The bad fluids.
///Not baby batter.

I have a problem with people who use that term...


Nut mustard ?
Ball snot ?
Salt malt ?

Man goo?
Peter snot?
Manaisse?
Man Chowder?
Two ball throat lotion?

I'm partial to Population Pudding.


We have a winner!
2012-06-21 11:04:18 PM
2 votes:

Surool: Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy: She got pissed on. Cannot ever touch a woman who has been showered or covered with someone else's feces or piss. Chance to nail Kate Upton? Not if she got shiat or pissed on.

/ Not gay, just some kind of mental block with bodily fluids.
//The bad fluids.
///Not baby batter.

I have a problem with people who use that term...



Nut mustard ?
Ball snot ?
Salt malt ?
2012-06-21 10:28:34 PM
2 votes:

BigMevy: Somacandra: 9beers: I'll say one thing, Kim has one of the nicest snatches I've ever seen.

I've never watched the vid. If she's shaved, I don't want to. Tired of that crap.

Ditto... don't get me wrong, I like a well groomed snatch. Makes it easier to get in there and not get a nose/teeth/mouth full of pubes. But I could never get into the hardwood floors style.


The stubble comes back fast. Makes you feel like you're going down on a belt sander.
2012-06-23 03:07:21 AM
1 votes:

Eshman: Mock26: imapirate: It took me forever to realize who this vapid coont is, but I've come to two conclusions:

1. She is absolutely gorgeous

2. I want her to DIAF

She is hideous.

[www.subemania.com image 317x320]


If you want to be a mindless drone, then go ahead. I will not think someone is pretty simply because others think she is pretty, too. If you want to, then knock yourself out, Sparky. I, however, will make up my own mind, thank you very much.
2012-06-22 01:00:28 PM
1 votes:

cousndick: Cookbook's Anarchist: wharrgarbl

Now you're trying too hard.


His wharrgarbl got both a 'smart' and a 'funny' from me.
2012-06-22 12:06:13 PM
1 votes:

rickycal78: One Bad Apple: Surool: Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy: She got pissed on. Cannot ever touch a woman who has been showered or covered with someone else's feces or piss. Chance to nail Kate Upton? Not if she got shiat or pissed on.

/ Not gay, just some kind of mental block with bodily fluids.
//The bad fluids.
///Not baby batter.

I have a problem with people who use that term...


Nut mustard ?
Ball snot ?
Salt malt ?

Man goo?
Peter snot?
Manaisse?
Man Chowder?
Two ball throat lotion?


Throat yogurt?
Baby gravy?
Dick milk?
Knuckle children?
2012-06-22 09:39:00 AM
1 votes:
Would hit it.

Would not talk to it.
2012-06-22 07:51:36 AM
1 votes:
2012-06-22 01:07:50 AM
1 votes:

SharkTrager: Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy: She got pissed on.

No, she didn't.


Yes, she did.
2012-06-22 12:06:15 AM
1 votes:

Mugato: If OJ knew that killing those people would result in this, he wouldn't have done it.


I LOL'd.
2012-06-21 11:45:35 PM
1 votes:

skepticultist: I believe it. People say Kim Kardashian is a great businesswoman, but she isn't. It's her mom that runs all of her businesses. Kris Jenner is brilliant and utterly sociopathic, and if I had a degree in English Lit. I could probably make some sort of awesomely smart literary reference to a Machiavellian matriarch who dominates her daughter's lives and arranges the perfect political marriages for them.

You could use words like "whores out" and "pimps" to describe what Jenner does with her daughters vis a via their reality shows. It wouldn't/doesn't shock or surprise me at all to find out that she directed one of her daughters to make a porn to get the ball rolling. Brilliant and sociopathic.


Sounds completely like my ex. The extent that she goes to make my life miserable because I left her ass back in psycho land is stunning.

/Yes she is a sociopath, so says the court ordered psychological screening she was ordered to undergo during the divorce.
//Don't stick your dick in crazy.
///Her parents are just as bad.
2012-06-21 11:23:29 PM
1 votes:
I would drag my genitalia thorough broken glass just to buy a lottery ticket for the chance to win the opportunity to sniff the ass off the dog that ate her panties three days ago.

/dat ass
//would climb it with my peton, if you know what I mean
///and I think you do
2012-06-21 11:09:03 PM
1 votes:

rickycal78: Mock26: imapirate: It took me forever to realize who this vapid coont is, but I've come to two conclusions:

1. She is absolutely gorgeous

2. I want her to DIAF

She is hideous.

Really? I mean I can sort of understand the folks that go all "The fact that she's a vapid twunt totally cancels out any physical attraction I might have had for her". I can even understand the folks that think she's got too much junk in the trunk for their tastes. But it's pretty hard to deny that she's pretty in the face, even though a portion of that is obvious makeup and so forth.


Given that she is vile, cretinous and a shining example of everything contemptible and loathsome about American culture, I will have to agree that she is hideous.
2012-06-21 11:06:42 PM
1 votes:

One Bad Apple: Surool: Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy: She got pissed on. Cannot ever touch a woman who has been showered or covered with someone else's feces or piss. Chance to nail Kate Upton? Not if she got shiat or pissed on.

/ Not gay, just some kind of mental block with bodily fluids.
//The bad fluids.
///Not baby batter.

I have a problem with people who use that term...


Nut mustard ?
Ball snot ?
Salt malt ?


Man goo?
Peter snot?
Manaisse?
Man Chowder?
Two ball throat lotion?
2012-06-21 10:53:47 PM
1 votes:
Seems like some studman69 going on here. Also, I've never seen the video. Wouldn't know where to look for it.

Guess I have a lot to learn about the Internets.
2012-06-21 10:30:07 PM
1 votes:

rickycal78: Mock26: imapirate: It took me forever to realize who this vapid coont is, but I've come to two conclusions:

1. She is absolutely gorgeous

2. I want her to DIAF

She is hideous.

Really? I mean I can sort of understand the folks that go all "The fact that she's a vapid twunt totally cancels out any physical attraction I might have had for her". I can even understand the folks that think she's got too much junk in the trunk for their tastes. But it's pretty hard to deny that she's pretty in the face, even though a portion of that is obvious makeup and so forth.


I do not find her the least bit attractive.
2012-06-21 10:20:44 PM
1 votes:

Somacandra: R.I.P. Bruce Jenner Lois Griffin, Porn Director


/FTFY
2012-06-21 08:07:13 PM
1 votes:
She was under direction and still put on that bad of a show? Makes you wonder how terrible she is without someone telling her what to do.
 
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