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(Journal Times)   Bad: You get jumped by a guy who steals your money and cell phone. Worse: Your girlfriend was texting the guy thinking he was you. Fark: Your girlfriend is still texting the guy two days later   (journaltimes.com) divider line 12
    More: Obvious, cell phones, Racine County, Mile Road, texting, Racine, girlfriend, innocent until proven guilty, steals  
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2012-06-21 07:26:39 PM
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I want to think she's trying to build up evidence for a case against him and stuff for beating up her boyfriend. I really want to believe that. But as a Farker I'm inclined to take a more cynical route.
2012-06-21 09:12:29 PM
2 votes:
Once you text black, you never go back.
2012-06-21 07:39:12 PM
2 votes:

Somacandra: I want to think she's trying to build up evidence for a case against him and stuff for beating up her boyfriend. I really want to believe that. But as a Farker I'm inclined to take a more cynical route.


Yeah. Less Murder She Wrote, more Tard Texts She Wrote.
2012-06-22 01:37:25 AM
1 votes:

Tainted1: I Love Rooster: SharkTrager: I Love Rooster: Now I cannot stop thinking about the Dave Chapelle skit where they throw the nerdy white guy in the house full of black people for the Big Brother reality show. And his girlfriend goes off with some of the black dudes....

/I'm hoping someone knows wtf I'm talking about

Yeah... that one kind of got me off Chapelle for a while. The rape stuff was a bit much and not funny.

Yeah they didn't rape the girlfriend. She volunteered.

Rape was very very strongly implied


Why, because they were black? The girl was totally into it. You're a racist!
2012-06-21 11:14:59 PM
1 votes:

NetOwl: feanorn: This is a case when it was clear as day to her who the Alpha and the Beta were.

One would hope she would conclude that the guy who didn't have to turn to petty crime to supplement the income he gets as a burger flipper is the Alpha,and the guy who still wears a name tag and shorts at work at age 35 is the Beta.


This is Racine we're talking about. They're both unemployed, more than likely.

3 Mile & Erie isn't a bad looking neighborhood, though. Lots of apartments, lots of single family houses.
2012-06-21 10:29:01 PM
1 votes:

Somacandra: I want to think she's trying to build up evidence for a case against him and stuff for beating up her boyfriend. I really want to believe that. But as a Farker I'm inclined to take a more cynical route.


I read that in Morgan Freeman's voice.

/Red
2012-06-21 10:05:11 PM
1 votes:
I don't understand the story.
2012-06-21 09:33:19 PM
1 votes:

I Love Rooster: Now I cannot stop thinking about the Dave Chapelle skit where they throw the nerdy white guy in the house full of black people for the Big Brother reality show. And his girlfriend goes off with some of the black dudes....

/I'm hoping someone knows wtf I'm talking about


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2012-06-21 09:27:56 PM
1 votes:
Did she send him boob pics?
2012-06-21 09:18:51 PM
1 votes:
Now I cannot stop thinking about the Dave Chapelle skit where they throw the nerdy white guy in the house full of black people for the Big Brother reality show. And his girlfriend goes off with some of the black dudes....

/I'm hoping someone knows wtf I'm talking about
2012-06-21 09:12:36 PM
1 votes:
What was she texting? Did she know the phone was stolen? Was she trying to keep the guy in contact so the police could easily find him?

Did she go back?
2012-06-21 08:15:20 PM
1 votes:
Way too much info missing from this story.
 
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