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(Journal Times)   Bad: You get jumped by a guy who steals your money and cell phone. Worse: Your girlfriend was texting the guy thinking he was you. Fark: Your girlfriend is still texting the guy two days later   (journaltimes.com) divider line 12
    More: Obvious, cell phones, Racine County, Mile Road, texting, Racine, girlfriend, innocent until proven guilty, steals  
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12011 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Jun 2012 at 9:07 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-06-21 09:12:29 PM  
6 votes:
Once you text black, you never go back.
2012-06-21 09:18:51 PM  
2 votes:
Now I cannot stop thinking about the Dave Chapelle skit where they throw the nerdy white guy in the house full of black people for the Big Brother reality show. And his girlfriend goes off with some of the black dudes....

/I'm hoping someone knows wtf I'm talking about
2012-06-22 12:18:36 AM  
1 votes:

SharkTrager: I Love Rooster: Now I cannot stop thinking about the Dave Chapelle skit where they throw the nerdy white guy in the house full of black people for the Big Brother reality show. And his girlfriend goes off with some of the black dudes....

/I'm hoping someone knows wtf I'm talking about

Yeah... that one kind of got me off Chapelle for a while. The rape stuff was a bit much and not funny.


You get offended by rape jokes? Are you sure you're in the right place?
2012-06-21 10:32:41 PM  
1 votes:

I Love Rooster: Now I cannot stop thinking about the Dave Chapelle skit where they throw the nerdy white guy in the house full of black people for the Big Brother reality show. And his girlfriend goes off with some of the black dudes....

/I'm hoping someone knows wtf I'm talking about


i232.photobucket.com

/ Correction... I had sex with Katie
2012-06-21 10:23:35 PM  
1 votes:
This is a case when it was clear as day to her who the Alpha and the Beta were.
2012-06-21 09:34:15 PM  
1 votes:
You got a real keeper there, dude.
2012-06-21 09:33:19 PM  
1 votes:

I Love Rooster: Now I cannot stop thinking about the Dave Chapelle skit where they throw the nerdy white guy in the house full of black people for the Big Brother reality show. And his girlfriend goes off with some of the black dudes....

/I'm hoping someone knows wtf I'm talking about


i51.photobucket.com
2012-06-21 09:22:21 PM  
1 votes:

bmihura: MrHappyRotter: Once you text black, you never go back.

That was my first thought, but I am trying very hard not to be racist. Damn facts keep getting in my way!


It could be that the guy who was mugged and the girl friend are black too.

Brother just took his woman.

3.bp.blogspot.com

Wouldnt be the first time.
2012-06-21 09:17:11 PM  
1 votes:
If she can arrange a threesome, he can stage the murdaccident scene.
2012-06-21 07:43:50 PM  
1 votes:

Somacandra: I want to think she's trying to build up evidence for a case against him and stuff for beating up her boyfriend. I really want to believe that. But as a Farker I'm inclined to take a more cynical route.


He's Action Hank.
2012-06-21 07:39:12 PM  
1 votes:

Somacandra: I want to think she's trying to build up evidence for a case against him and stuff for beating up her boyfriend. I really want to believe that. But as a Farker I'm inclined to take a more cynical route.


Yeah. Less Murder She Wrote, more Tard Texts She Wrote.
2012-06-21 07:26:39 PM  
1 votes:
I want to think she's trying to build up evidence for a case against him and stuff for beating up her boyfriend. I really want to believe that. But as a Farker I'm inclined to take a more cynical route.
 
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