Somacandra: I want to think she's trying to build up evidence for a case against him and stuff for beating up her boyfriend. I really want to believe that. But as a Farker I'm inclined to take a more cynical route.

Yeah. Less Murder She Wrote, more Tard Texts She Wrote.

i would like to think she's not in on the crime..but why the hell would she keep texting him? That makes no sense.

Once you text black, you never go back.

What was she texting? Did she know the phone was stolen? Was she trying to keep the guy in contact so the police could easily find him?

Did she go back?

MrHappyRotter: Once you text black, you never go back.

*shakes fist*

MrHappyRotter: Once you text black, you never go back.

That was my first thought, but I am trying very hard not to be racist. Damn facts keep getting in my way!

Now I cannot stop thinking about the Dave Chapelle skit where they throw the nerdy white guy in the house full of black people for the Big Brother reality show. And his girlfriend goes off with some of the black dudes....

/I'm hoping someone knows wtf I'm talking about

bmihura: MrHappyRotter: Once you text black, you never go back.

That was my first thought, but I am trying very hard not to be racist. Damn facts keep getting in my way!

Maybe the thief is simply a cunning linguist.

She has jungle fever

Best case for a smart phone yet

I Love Rooster: Now I cannot stop thinking about the Dave Chapelle skit where they throw the nerdy white guy in the house full of black people for the Big Brother reality show. And his girlfriend goes off with some of the black dudes....

/I'm hoping someone knows wtf I'm talking about

I had sex with Katie too

bmihura: MrHappyRotter: Once you text black, you never go back.

That was my first thought, but I am trying very hard not to be racist. Damn facts keep getting in my way!

It could be that the guy who was mugged and the girl friend are black too.

Brother just took his woman.



Wouldnt be the first time.

basemetal: Did she send him boob pics?

No, the thief is more of a booty man.

Upon reading the headline never in my Fark life was I so sure this would involve blacks.
Seriously.
Not trollin'

I Love Rooster: Now I cannot stop thinking about the Dave Chapelle skit where they throw the nerdy white guy in the house full of black people for the Big Brother reality show. And his girlfriend goes off with some of the black dudes....

/I'm hoping someone knows wtf I'm talking about

You got a real keeper there, dude.

Life's a biatch and then . . .

Atomic Spunk: I Love Rooster: Now I cannot stop thinking about the Dave Chapelle skit where they throw the nerdy white guy in the house full of black people for the Big Brother reality show. And his girlfriend goes off with some of the black dudes....

/I'm hoping someone knows wtf I'm talking about

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Ha! That's it!

So....did he take a wallet and a phone - or a trailer??? What the Fark?

This is a case when it was clear as day to her who the Alpha and the Beta were.

Somacandra: I want to think she's trying to build up evidence for a case against him and stuff for beating up her boyfriend. I really want to believe that. But as a Farker I'm inclined to take a more cynical route.

I read that in Morgan Freeman's voice.

/Red

cambie: Way too much info missing from this story.

The headline was as informative as the article.
Congratulations Subby, you're a journalist.

feanorn: This is a case when it was clear as day to her who the Alpha and the Beta were.

One would hope she would conclude that the guy who didn't have to turn to petty crime to supplement the income he gets as a burger flipper is the Alpha,and the guy who still wears a name tag and shorts at work at age 35 is the Beta.

I Love Rooster: Now I cannot stop thinking about the Dave Chapelle skit where they throw the nerdy white guy in the house full of black people for the Big Brother reality show. And his girlfriend goes off with some of the black dudes....

/I'm hoping someone knows wtf I'm talking about



/ Correction... I had sex with Katie

NetOwl: One would hope she would conclude that the guy who didn't have to turn to petty crime to supplement the income he gets as a burger flipper is the Alpha,and the guy who still wears a name tag and shorts at work at age 35 is the Beta.

That primal stuff is hard to overcome... just because we can pick the most appropriate wine to serve with a lobster bisque and properly complete a 1040 Schedule C doesn't mean we can beat the crap out of some and lay the pipe with ultimate ruthlessness.

Chicks tend to dig hard-core sociopaths for the same reason we tend dig pretty gold-diggers.

TomD9938: bmihura: MrHappyRotter: Once you text black, you never go back.

That was my first thought, but I am trying very hard not to be racist. Damn facts keep getting in my way!

It could be that the guy who was mugged and the girl friend are black too.

Brother just took his woman.

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Wouldnt be the first time.

It's Big Jim Slade!

I Love Rooster: Now I cannot stop thinking about the Dave Chapelle skit where they throw the nerdy white guy in the house full of black people for the Big Brother reality show. And his girlfriend goes off with some of the black dudes....

/I'm hoping someone knows wtf I'm talking about

That was one of the funniest skits that show ever spawned.

Did she realize it wasn't her boyfriend she was texting anymore? "Haven't seen you in a couple of days, baby. Come meet me in this dark alley over here."

-shudder-

NetOwl: feanorn: This is a case when it was clear as day to her who the Alpha and the Beta were.

One would hope she would conclude that the guy who didn't have to turn to petty crime to supplement the income he gets as a burger flipper is the Alpha,and the guy who still wears a name tag and shorts at work at age 35 is the Beta.

This is Racine we're talking about. They're both unemployed, more than likely.

3 Mile & Erie isn't a bad looking neighborhood, though. Lots of apartments, lots of single family houses.

Why did he wait 2 days to call the cops?

"Eh, I was robbed, but I really want to watch America's Got Talent right now."

The_Gallant_Gallstone: NetOwl: One would hope she would conclude that the guy who didn't have to turn to petty crime to supplement the income he gets as a burger flipper is the Alpha,and the guy who still wears a name tag and shorts at work at age 35 is the Beta.

That primal stuff is hard to overcome... just because we can pick the most appropriate wine to serve with a lobster bisque and properly complete a 1040 Schedule C doesn't mean we can beat the crap out of some and lay the pipe with ultimate ruthlessness.

Chicks tend to dig hard-core sociopaths for the same reason we tend dig pretty gold-diggers.

No, provided you don't have certain personality disorders it's relatively easy to overcome "primal stuff", rise above the level of rutting varmints, and join civilized society if you have the smallest functioning shred of human will at your disposal.

And I gotta believe that we're not all attracted to sociopaths and golddiggers, depending. Just a minority of us with horrible taste and no brains ... Oh, yeah, Racine. Point taken, never mind.

I Love Rooster: Now I cannot stop thinking about the Dave Chapelle skit where they throw the nerdy white guy in the house full of black people for the Big Brother reality show. And his girlfriend goes off with some of the black dudes....

/I'm hoping someone knows wtf I'm talking about

Yeah... that one kind of got me off Chapelle for a while. The rape stuff was a bit much and not funny.

balthan: Why did he wait 2 days to call the cops?

"Eh, I was robbed, but I really want to watch America's Got Talent right now."

Perhaps he had a warrant?

phaseolus: Oh, yeah, Racine. Point taken, never mind.

Yikes, did an SC Johnson product assault you? Or someone put a kringle down your pants?

/Yeah, Racine is a dump

SharkTrager: I Love Rooster: Now I cannot stop thinking about the Dave Chapelle skit where they throw the nerdy white guy in the house full of black people for the Big Brother reality show. And his girlfriend goes off with some of the black dudes....

/I'm hoping someone knows wtf I'm talking about

Yeah... that one kind of got me off Chapelle for a while. The rape stuff was a bit much and not funny.

Yeah they didn't rape the girlfriend. She volunteered.

Ken VeryBigLiar: phaseolus: Oh, yeah, Racine. Point taken, never mind.

Yikes, did an SC Johnson product assault you? Or someone put a kringle down your pants?

/Yeah, Racine is a dump

Naah, just some attempted snark. I work near Racine, so I'm sorta familiar with the area.

Robbed on Sunday... called police on Tuesday. Yeah, sounds legit.