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(Journal Times)   Bad: You get jumped by a guy who steals your money and cell phone. Worse: Your girlfriend was texting the guy thinking he was you. Fark: Your girlfriend is still texting the guy two days later   (journaltimes.com) divider line 61
    More: Obvious, cell phones, Racine County, Mile Road, texting, Racine, girlfriend, innocent until proven guilty, steals  
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2012-06-21 07:26:39 PM
I want to think she's trying to build up evidence for a case against him and stuff for beating up her boyfriend. I really want to believe that. But as a Farker I'm inclined to take a more cynical route.
 
2012-06-21 07:39:12 PM

Somacandra: I want to think she's trying to build up evidence for a case against him and stuff for beating up her boyfriend. I really want to believe that. But as a Farker I'm inclined to take a more cynical route.


Yeah. Less Murder She Wrote, more Tard Texts She Wrote.
 
2012-06-21 07:43:50 PM

Somacandra: I want to think she's trying to build up evidence for a case against him and stuff for beating up her boyfriend. I really want to believe that. But as a Farker I'm inclined to take a more cynical route.


He's Action Hank.
 
2012-06-21 08:15:20 PM
Way too much info missing from this story.
 
2012-06-21 09:11:41 PM
i would like to think she's not in on the crime..but why the hell would she keep texting him? That makes no sense.
 
2012-06-21 09:12:29 PM
Once you text black, you never go back.
 
2012-06-21 09:12:36 PM
What was she texting? Did she know the phone was stolen? Was she trying to keep the guy in contact so the police could easily find him?

Did she go back?
 
2012-06-21 09:13:11 PM

MrHappyRotter: Once you text black, you never go back.


*shakes fist*
 
2012-06-21 09:14:11 PM

MrHappyRotter: Once you text black, you never go back.


That was my first thought, but I am trying very hard not to be racist. Damn facts keep getting in my way!
 
2012-06-21 09:16:16 PM

Bit'O'Gristle: i would like to think she's not in on the crime..but why the hell would she keep texting him? That makes no sense.


probably thinks it will help police track the phone which is obviously still being used.....
 
2012-06-21 09:17:11 PM
If she can arrange a threesome, he can stage the murdaccident scene.
 
2012-06-21 09:18:51 PM
Now I cannot stop thinking about the Dave Chapelle skit where they throw the nerdy white guy in the house full of black people for the Big Brother reality show. And his girlfriend goes off with some of the black dudes....

/I'm hoping someone knows wtf I'm talking about
 
2012-06-21 09:19:02 PM

bmihura: MrHappyRotter: Once you text black, you never go back.

That was my first thought, but I am trying very hard not to be racist. Damn facts keep getting in my way!


Maybe the thief is simply a cunning linguist.
 
2012-06-21 09:19:58 PM
She has jungle fever
 
2012-06-21 09:21:19 PM
Best case for a smart phone yet
 
2012-06-21 09:22:18 PM

I Love Rooster: Now I cannot stop thinking about the Dave Chapelle skit where they throw the nerdy white guy in the house full of black people for the Big Brother reality show. And his girlfriend goes off with some of the black dudes....

/I'm hoping someone knows wtf I'm talking about


I had sex with Katie too
 
2012-06-21 09:22:21 PM

bmihura: MrHappyRotter: Once you text black, you never go back.

That was my first thought, but I am trying very hard not to be racist. Damn facts keep getting in my way!


It could be that the guy who was mugged and the girl friend are black too.

Brother just took his woman.

3.bp.blogspot.com

Wouldnt be the first time.
 
2012-06-21 09:27:56 PM
Did she send him boob pics?
 
2012-06-21 09:29:50 PM

basemetal: Did she send him boob pics?


No, the thief is more of a booty man.
 
2012-06-21 09:31:16 PM
Upon reading the headline never in my Fark life was I so sure this would involve blacks.
Seriously.
Not trollin'
 
2012-06-21 09:33:19 PM

I Love Rooster: Now I cannot stop thinking about the Dave Chapelle skit where they throw the nerdy white guy in the house full of black people for the Big Brother reality show. And his girlfriend goes off with some of the black dudes....

/I'm hoping someone knows wtf I'm talking about


i51.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-21 09:34:15 PM
You got a real keeper there, dude.
 
2012-06-21 09:34:34 PM
Life's a biatch and then . . .
 
2012-06-21 09:52:22 PM

Atomic Spunk: I Love Rooster: Now I cannot stop thinking about the Dave Chapelle skit where they throw the nerdy white guy in the house full of black people for the Big Brother reality show. And his girlfriend goes off with some of the black dudes....

/I'm hoping someone knows wtf I'm talking about

[i51.photobucket.com image 350x300]


Ha! That's it!
 
2012-06-21 09:55:24 PM

I Love Rooster: Atomic Spunk: I Love Rooster: Now I cannot stop thinking about the Dave Chapelle skit where they throw the nerdy white guy in the house full of black people for the Big Brother reality show. And his girlfriend goes off with some of the black dudes....

/I'm hoping someone knows wtf I'm talking about

[i51.photobucket.com image 350x300]

Ha! That's it!


I was going to post that, glad AS saved me the trouble.

The girlfriend in that was HAWT.
 
2012-06-21 09:58:43 PM
Was she hot?
 
2012-06-21 10:03:09 PM
So....did he take a wallet and a phone - or a trailer??? What the Fark?
 
2012-06-21 10:04:50 PM
Either she's trying to lure the guy into getting arrested, or it's another case of, you know... WOMEN.

"OMG u beat my bf ur so sxy lets get 2gether!"
 
2012-06-21 10:05:11 PM
I don't understand the story.
 
2012-06-21 10:23:35 PM
This is a case when it was clear as day to her who the Alpha and the Beta were.
 
2012-06-21 10:27:39 PM

I Love Rooster: Now I cannot stop thinking about the Dave Chapelle skit where they throw the nerdy white guy in the house full of black people for the Big Brother reality show. And his girlfriend goes off with some of the black dudes....

/I'm hoping someone knows wtf I'm talking about


they biatched that poor kid to tears. awesome. DC's blind black KKK skit is the best thing i've ever seen on TV. the 'Philadelphia Deep Dish Finger Pie' i frequently reference is Chapelle's.
 
2012-06-21 10:29:01 PM

Somacandra: I want to think she's trying to build up evidence for a case against him and stuff for beating up her boyfriend. I really want to believe that. But as a Farker I'm inclined to take a more cynical route.


I read that in Morgan Freeman's voice.

/Red
 
2012-06-21 10:29:16 PM

cambie: Way too much info missing from this story.


The headline was as informative as the article.
Congratulations Subby, you're a journalist.
 
2012-06-21 10:31:00 PM

feanorn: This is a case when it was clear as day to her who the Alpha and the Beta were.


One would hope she would conclude that the guy who didn't have to turn to petty crime to supplement the income he gets as a burger flipper is the Alpha,and the guy who still wears a name tag and shorts at work at age 35 is the Beta.
 
2012-06-21 10:32:41 PM

I Love Rooster: Now I cannot stop thinking about the Dave Chapelle skit where they throw the nerdy white guy in the house full of black people for the Big Brother reality show. And his girlfriend goes off with some of the black dudes....

/I'm hoping someone knows wtf I'm talking about


i232.photobucket.com

/ Correction... I had sex with Katie
 
2012-06-21 10:35:24 PM

NetOwl: One would hope she would conclude that the guy who didn't have to turn to petty crime to supplement the income he gets as a burger flipper is the Alpha,and the guy who still wears a name tag and shorts at work at age 35 is the Beta.


That primal stuff is hard to overcome... just because we can pick the most appropriate wine to serve with a lobster bisque and properly complete a 1040 Schedule C doesn't mean we can beat the crap out of some and lay the pipe with ultimate ruthlessness.

Chicks tend to dig hard-core sociopaths for the same reason we tend dig pretty gold-diggers.
 
2012-06-21 10:46:51 PM

TomD9938: bmihura: MrHappyRotter: Once you text black, you never go back.

That was my first thought, but I am trying very hard not to be racist. Damn facts keep getting in my way!

It could be that the guy who was mugged and the girl friend are black too.

Brother just took his woman.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 271x171]

Wouldnt be the first time.


It's Big Jim Slade!
 
2012-06-21 10:49:39 PM

I Love Rooster: Now I cannot stop thinking about the Dave Chapelle skit where they throw the nerdy white guy in the house full of black people for the Big Brother reality show. And his girlfriend goes off with some of the black dudes....

/I'm hoping someone knows wtf I'm talking about


That was one of the funniest skits that show ever spawned.
 
2012-06-21 10:55:20 PM
Did she realize it wasn't her boyfriend she was texting anymore? "Haven't seen you in a couple of days, baby. Come meet me in this dark alley over here."

-shudder-
 
2012-06-21 11:14:59 PM

NetOwl: feanorn: This is a case when it was clear as day to her who the Alpha and the Beta were.

One would hope she would conclude that the guy who didn't have to turn to petty crime to supplement the income he gets as a burger flipper is the Alpha,and the guy who still wears a name tag and shorts at work at age 35 is the Beta.


This is Racine we're talking about. They're both unemployed, more than likely.

3 Mile & Erie isn't a bad looking neighborhood, though. Lots of apartments, lots of single family houses.
 
2012-06-21 11:21:50 PM
Why did he wait 2 days to call the cops?

"Eh, I was robbed, but I really want to watch America's Got Talent right now."
 
2012-06-21 11:29:24 PM

The_Gallant_Gallstone: NetOwl: One would hope she would conclude that the guy who didn't have to turn to petty crime to supplement the income he gets as a burger flipper is the Alpha,and the guy who still wears a name tag and shorts at work at age 35 is the Beta.

That primal stuff is hard to overcome... just because we can pick the most appropriate wine to serve with a lobster bisque and properly complete a 1040 Schedule C doesn't mean we can beat the crap out of some and lay the pipe with ultimate ruthlessness.

Chicks tend to dig hard-core sociopaths for the same reason we tend dig pretty gold-diggers.


No, provided you don't have certain personality disorders it's relatively easy to overcome "primal stuff", rise above the level of rutting varmints, and join civilized society if you have the smallest functioning shred of human will at your disposal.

And I gotta believe that we're not all attracted to sociopaths and golddiggers, depending. Just a minority of us with horrible taste and no brains ... Oh, yeah, Racine. Point taken, never mind.
 
2012-06-21 11:36:47 PM

I Love Rooster: Now I cannot stop thinking about the Dave Chapelle skit where they throw the nerdy white guy in the house full of black people for the Big Brother reality show. And his girlfriend goes off with some of the black dudes....

/I'm hoping someone knows wtf I'm talking about


Yeah... that one kind of got me off Chapelle for a while. The rape stuff was a bit much and not funny.
 
2012-06-21 11:39:09 PM

balthan: Why did he wait 2 days to call the cops?

"Eh, I was robbed, but I really want to watch America's Got Talent right now."


Perhaps he had a warrant?
 
2012-06-21 11:41:46 PM
Nobody raped Katie. We all just had sex with Katie.
 
2012-06-21 11:43:41 PM

phaseolus: Oh, yeah, Racine. Point taken, never mind.


Yikes, did an SC Johnson product assault you? Or someone put a kringle down your pants?

/Yeah, Racine is a dump
 
2012-06-21 11:52:15 PM

SharkTrager: I Love Rooster: Now I cannot stop thinking about the Dave Chapelle skit where they throw the nerdy white guy in the house full of black people for the Big Brother reality show. And his girlfriend goes off with some of the black dudes....

/I'm hoping someone knows wtf I'm talking about

Yeah... that one kind of got me off Chapelle for a while. The rape stuff was a bit much and not funny.


Yeah they didn't rape the girlfriend. She volunteered.
 
2012-06-21 11:56:44 PM

Ken VeryBigLiar: phaseolus: Oh, yeah, Racine. Point taken, never mind.

Yikes, did an SC Johnson product assault you? Or someone put a kringle down your pants?

/Yeah, Racine is a dump


Naah, just some attempted snark. I work near Racine, so I'm sorta familiar with the area.
 
2012-06-22 12:10:10 AM

I Love Rooster: SharkTrager: I Love Rooster: Now I cannot stop thinking about the Dave Chapelle skit where they throw the nerdy white guy in the house full of black people for the Big Brother reality show. And his girlfriend goes off with some of the black dudes....

/I'm hoping someone knows wtf I'm talking about

Yeah... that one kind of got me off Chapelle for a while. The rape stuff was a bit much and not funny.

Yeah they didn't rape the girlfriend. She volunteered.


I thought one just filmed it.
 
2012-06-22 12:15:32 AM
Robbed on Sunday... called police on Tuesday. Yeah, sounds legit.
 
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