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(The Daily)   The son of the judge in the Trayvon Martin shooting trial went to middle school with George Zimmerman's wife. He also dresses as the Hulk and poses with hot babes, so this story has a little something for everyone   (thedaily.com) divider line 85
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2012-06-21 06:44:36 PM
specializing in facials, she married Zimmerman in 2007.

Hee hee!

waffle299: You're right, it is. But the concern of the judiciary is the appearance of impropriety, rather than impropriety. Favoritism is a difficult to establish crime and one that gnaws on the public's perception of the judiciary. The best solution to this is to recuse on any connection, not because there is a connection, but to protect any verdict found from being undermined by the accusation.


That would essentially make it impossible for judges or attorneys in small towns to do anything. "You can't preside over Ol' Zeke's trial! Ol' Zeke sold you a malt in 1964 when you was ridin' yer pappy's shoulders"
 
2012-06-21 06:45:42 PM

MBooda: bim1154: 3 Zimmerman/Martin related headlines today. WTF mods? Are you that obsessed with greenlighting this shiat?

And yet the death of Henry Hill passed without a mention.


In the end he was nothing more than common shnook.
 
2012-06-21 06:57:18 PM
It's Florida. I would be surprised if the judge DIDN'T have a son that dressed as Hulk and posed for pictures with hot women.
 
2012-06-21 07:05:59 PM

dugitman: Who is the chick on the left supposed to be?


a sexy mc cloud
 
2012-06-21 07:26:23 PM
Who dresses up like the Hulk, honestly?
 
2012-06-21 07:38:37 PM

penetrating_virga: Um so? Is this the start of a smear campaign on the judge?


That's probably the intent, since it seems that a lot of people are really emotionally invested in turning this into some sort of race issue and there hasn't actually been any legitimate reason to do so yet.

However, I don't see it working particularly well, since my first reaction was:

cdn.ifanboy.com

"Before you die, there is something you should know about us. I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate."

"What does that make us?"

"ABSOLUTELY NOTHING."
 
2012-06-21 07:39:06 PM
www.bellenews.com


Licensed as a cosmetologist specializing in facials




Yeah I'll bet
 
2012-06-21 07:40:17 PM

Jim_Callahan: That's probably the intent, since it seems that a lot of people are really emotionally invested in turning this into some sort of race issue and there hasn't actually been any legitimate reason to do so yet.


Did Zimmerman ever call the cops on any white kids walking round the neighborhood?
 
2012-06-21 07:45:59 PM

Hobodeluxe: Did Zimmerman ever call the cops on any white kids walking round the neighborhood?


Given that the dude had like 100 damned incident reports filed over the course of a few years in neighborhood watch, I'm going to go with "yeah, probably". Dude's problem isn't racism, it's that he's pretty far down the intelligence scale and has a really bad case of "get off my lawn".

I'm not going to try to find his entire log of suspicious person reports and go through it, that would be a huge waste of time. You're welcome to do so if you can find 'em, but until then I'm going to take the sheer number of cop calls to indicate that he was just bloody territorial in general.
 
2012-06-21 07:47:41 PM

Wangiss: Shaggy_C: jaylectricity: Is your life really that sad? Getting the Boobies in a thread is ridiculously easy on Fark.

Well, let's be clear. It's not easy if you're a liter, since it's very seldom that a thread gets greenlit with zero comments. Now, as a TotalFarker, getting Boobies is nothing to be proud of, given that at any moment there are a hundred empty threads submitted that don't get any attention.

But you have to pick the ones that have been or will soon be greenlit, which is nearly 1.5 times as hard.


Which pretty much just means clicking over to the "greenlit" thread and looking for threads with zero comments yet.

downloads.thedaily.com

Speaking of greenlit. I'm pretty sure he's lit, and I'm pretty sure he's green.
 
2012-06-21 07:51:29 PM
Zak Rockwell

Buff Hardcheese
 
2012-06-21 07:52:45 PM
Also when the headline said dresses as the Hulk, I thought it was going to be dresses as Hulk Hogan.

/disappoint
 
2012-06-21 07:58:11 PM
i98.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-21 08:10:21 PM
Seriously? This is news? Sighs. I'm so sick of hearing of this i could puke coathangers. This trial is gonna come down to "he said she said" because nobody really saw what happened, and everyone involved is going to lie. Just put him away or let him go and lets move on.
 
2012-06-21 08:19:10 PM
media.tumblr.com

Guilty of involuntary manslaughter. Wont be enough to satisfy, like the cool drink Martin enjoyed.

Start the riots now.
 
2012-06-21 08:22:48 PM

jaylectricity: Wangiss: /And it looks like I may have snagged the b0Obees.

Is your life really that sad? Getting the Boobies in a thread is ridiculously easy on Fark.

/now getting last post...that takes some skill and determination


Challenge accepted.
When are posts archived?
 
2012-06-21 08:27:30 PM

ArcadianRefugee: The wife of George Zimmerman went to middle school with the son of the judge in her husband's trial

So farking what?


Homeroom bias? I assumed Zimmerman's lawyer would request a different judge as soon as his bail was revoked. The 2nd passport was waived away, so, I can't see any bias against his wife. She did hide the passport in the box, per the transcripts of their conversation on the jail phone. No code was needed to figure that conversation out.
 
2012-06-21 08:33:46 PM

ArcadianRefugee: The wife of George Zimmerman went to middle school with the son of the judge in her husband's trial

So farking what?


They're laying a foundation for the appeal on the grounds Zimmerman couldn't get a fair trial and the judge should have recused herself/himself because of the relationship.

Not saying it will work, but I bet that's what we'll see if the Big Z is convicted.
 
2012-06-21 08:37:12 PM
I wonder about all these people gleefully predicting widespread rioting if Zimmerman gets off. I don't know whether they seriously think that's going to happen, or it's what the want to happen - or a little bit of both.
Seems kind of sick to wish for something like that - it's as if they want their worst suspicions of people validated, whatever the cost.
Sad souls - twisted by hate and fear.
 
2012-06-21 08:41:22 PM

Krieghund: Wangiss: Shaggy_C: jaylectricity: Is your life really that sad? Getting the Boobies in a thread is ridiculously easy on Fark.

Well, let's be clear. It's not easy if you're a liter, since it's very seldom that a thread gets greenlit with zero comments. Now, as a TotalFarker, getting Boobies is nothing to be proud of, given that at any moment there are a hundred empty threads submitted that don't get any attention.

But you have to pick the ones that have been or will soon be greenlit, which is nearly 1.5 times as hard.

Which pretty much just means clicking over to the "greenlit" thread and looking for threads with zero comments yet.

[downloads.thedaily.com image 640x446]

Speaking of greenlit. I'm pretty sure he's lit, and I'm pretty sure he's green.


Yes, two clicks becomes three. But I'm losing my TF and.... It's just, too hard, you know? :: sobs::
 
2012-06-21 09:13:25 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: That is a terrible Hulk costume.


I think I'm gonna paint my big fat body green for Halloween this year. I'll go as the Incredible Bulk!

/Don't make me hungry
//You wouldn't like me when I'm hungry!

 
2012-06-21 09:23:26 PM

Jim_Callahan: [cdn.ifanboy.com image 585x309]

"Before you die, there is something you should know about us. I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate."

"What does that make us?"

"ABSOLUTELY NOTHING."


It really took that long for someone to bring this quote up?
 
2012-06-21 09:29:56 PM

acad1228: The My Little Pony Killer: That is a terrible Hulk costume.

I think I'm gonna paint my big fat body green for Halloween this year. I'll go as the Incredible Bulk!/Don't make me hungry
//You wouldn't like me when I'm hungry!


You'd probably look a whole lot better than this fool.
 
2012-06-21 09:33:50 PM

Rip Dashrock: jaylectricity: Wangiss: /And it looks like I may have snagged the b0Obees.

Is your life really that sad? Getting the Boobies in a thread is ridiculously easy on Fark.

/now getting last post...that takes some skill and determination

Challenge accepted.
When are posts archived?


Look for older, low-volume posts. Don't quote anyone and say something that will not incite a reply.

/too easy
//and no one cares
 
2012-06-21 09:34:54 PM

Rip Dashrock: jaylectricity: Wangiss: /And it looks like I may have snagged the b0Obees.

Is your life really that sad? Getting the Boobies in a thread is ridiculously easy on Fark.

/now getting last post...that takes some skill and determination

Challenge accepted.
When are posts archived?


You accept the challenge, then expect me to tell you when these threads end? THAT'S THE CHALLENGE, SON!

/threadjack off
//further subsequent comments of this nature must be topical in nature
///according to the LP guidelines
 
2012-06-21 09:54:32 PM

The Glorified Jailer:

Start the riots now.



Why does it feel like people are actually hoping for riots to happen?
 
2012-06-21 10:04:59 PM

I Browse: The Glorified Jailer:

Start the riots now.


Why does it feel like people are actually hoping for riots to happen?


Aggression transference.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-21 10:06:17 PM
And this is news worthy...why?
 
2012-06-21 10:07:53 PM
Hulk??? All I see is a fat, gay piece of shiat!
 
2012-06-21 11:21:38 PM
And, thankfully, we have the American media on hand to turn a tragedy into a farce. Well done editors.
 
2012-06-21 11:40:51 PM

9beers: Hobodeluxe: Did Zimmerman ever call the cops on any white kids walking round the neighborhood?

In 46 calls over 8 years, 4 of them mention a black person and that's only after the dispatcher asked for a description.


So you are saying hes racist.
 
2012-06-22 03:22:50 AM

jaylectricity: Wangiss: /And it looks like I may have snagged the b0Obees.

Is your life really that sad? Getting the Boobies in a thread is ridiculously easy on Fark.

/now getting last post...that takes some skill and determination


pfft.
 
2012-06-22 09:09:11 AM

I Browse: Why does it feel like people are actually hoping for riots to happen?


There is something inherently wrong with the system. I would love to see a crash and burn so we could move on and start treating each other properly.

Wittenberg Dropout: pfft.


nanananabooboo
 
2012-06-23 05:15:13 PM
WTF? How is this relevant? Isn't there some "rule of 6," whereby I'm related to Subby? Now there's a scary thought......
 
2012-06-23 05:20:08 PM
Would the fact that my father received his Marine Corps multi-engine flight training in Sanford, FL in 1942 be grounds for him to recuse himself? Well, that, and he's been dead since 1979.......
 
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