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(CBS San Francisco)   San Francisco tourists to be treated to a view of Twin Peaks   (sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com) divider line 58
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2012-06-21 04:21:48 PM
Stripper thread, lets do this FARK.
 
2012-06-21 04:22:30 PM
We have a restaurant here called twin peaks. Basically a more upscale hooters with slightly better food.

It's not amazing food, but for chains it's pretty good. Plus the beer is cheap if you go at the right time
 
2012-06-21 04:24:01 PM
They should get Jacques Renault as bartender
 
2012-06-21 04:24:54 PM

BAMFinator: Stripper thread, lets do this FARK.


upload.wikimedia.org

Overruled. Diane, this is now a "Twin Peaks" thread.
 
2012-06-21 04:25:14 PM
I've got a brilliant idea! Let's go to a restaurant exactly like hooters, but with a different name!


/ if you're going somewhere to see scantily clad women and eat shiatty, overpriced food; why not go to a strip club? Most have food licenses.
 
2012-06-21 04:25:41 PM

BAMFinator: Stripper thread, lets do this FARK.


Paging GD to thread 7175158.

GD, you are needed in thread 7175158.
 
2012-06-21 04:29:19 PM
On a clear day, you can see all the way to Mt. Diablo
 
2012-06-21 04:29:41 PM
A lot of blue footed boobies there?
 
2012-06-21 04:31:27 PM
I once opened a restaurant called Hawt Dawgs down here in North Georgia. We served all manner of hot dogs and french fries and all the greasy fare. I hired a bunch of guys, each with a huge penis, and made them wear little tiny tighty speedos while they served the tables. Every hour the music would ramp up and the guys would form a line. Each guy would get the guy next to him hard and then they'd dance around with their stiff cocks swinging and bouncing. I billed it as a family restaurant but due to the double standards so prevalent in our society, it turned out that it wasn't cool to take your thirteen year old daughter to Hawt Dawgs for her birthday. Sure, take your son to Hooters and let him gape red-faced at the big old titties, but flop a man hammer in little Princess's face and all of a sudden it's time to leave. I can get myself mad about it, but that's just how society works these days. Oh well.
 
2012-06-21 04:31:33 PM
There's a pretty decent documentary (streaming on Netflix) about the strippers at the club in TFA. "Live Nude Girls Unite!"
That's probably another reason they see the club as a tourist attraction.
 
2012-06-21 04:31:54 PM
The Lusty Lady isn't a strip club... it's a peep show.

/been there.
//was looking for the union label.
 
2012-06-21 04:32:17 PM

iheartscotch: I've got a brilliant idea! Let's go to a restaurant exactly like hooters, but with a different name!


/ if you're going somewhere to see scantily clad women and eat shiatty, overpriced food; why not go to a strip club? Most have food licenses.


or just got to a restaurant near a college campus in the non-wintertime.

Or a Jamba Juice. For some reason there are always chicks in swimsuits at the Jamba Juice.
 
2012-06-21 04:35:49 PM
Diane, I'm holding in my hand a small box of chocolate bunnies.
 
2012-06-21 04:38:05 PM

iheartscotch: I've got a brilliant idea! Let's go to a restaurant exactly like hooters, but with a different name!


/ if you're going somewhere to see scantily clad women and eat shiatty, overpriced food; why not go to a strip club? Most have food licenses.


In my youth, used to go to the Canadian clubs and have lunch. Amoebic Dysentery at one club and Salmonella at another. Salmonella was at one of the better clubs.
 
2012-06-21 04:39:27 PM
Recently the Lusty Lady has been struggling financially, despite the huge number of tourists that stop outside to click a picture.

So tourists go to SF, see the 'Lady, and take a pic as if it were the Golden Gate Bridge?

How lame is that? Isn't that like going to Paris and just taking a photo of the outside of the Louvre?
 
2012-06-21 04:41:21 PM
I'd take my office to your restaurant, Spentmiles.
 
2012-06-21 04:42:42 PM
Been there. The Lusty Lady prides itself on hiring "regular" woman, not the regular fake breasted dye jobs you get at most strip clubs. Problem is, if I want to see a "regular" woman naked, I just have to look at my wife in the shower.
 
2012-06-21 04:42:59 PM

Uzzah: BAMFinator: Stripper thread, lets do this FARK.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 250x248]

Overruled. Diane, this is now a "Twin Peaks" thread.


Were you erect? Yes, I was very erect.

Or something.
 
2012-06-21 04:43:05 PM
Log Lady = HOT
 
2012-06-21 04:43:56 PM

Glenford: BAMFinator: Stripper thread, lets do this FARK.

Paging GD to thread 7175158.

GD, you are needed in thread 7175158.


I think she works until 3:30pm Central on Thursdays....
 
2012-06-21 04:45:18 PM

spentmiles: I once opened a restaurant called Hawt Dawgs down here in North Georgia. We served all manner of hot dogs and french fries and all the greasy fare. I hired a bunch of guys, each with a huge penis, and made them wear little tiny tighty speedos while they served the tables. Every hour the music would ramp up and the guys would form a line. Each guy would get the guy next to him hard and then they'd dance around with their stiff cocks swinging and bouncing. I billed it as a family restaurant but due to the double standards so prevalent in our society, it turned out that it wasn't cool to take your thirteen year old daughter to Hawt Dawgs for her birthday. Sure, take your son to Hooters and let him gape red-faced at the big old titties, but flop a man hammer in little Princess's face and all of a sudden it's time to leave. I can get myself mad about it, but that's just how society works these days. Oh well.


I'm a bit emotionally swamped after today's Doonesbury, Jeff Buckley's Hallelujah and a bottle of red wine, but still - well played sir.
 
2012-06-21 04:46:06 PM
Carol Doda retired some time ago.
 
2012-06-21 04:50:43 PM
Nothing says fun like a look in a woman's eyes that say "I resent your for what I'm about to do to get your money".

Perhaps this is why it actually is more fun, for us, the mark, when there are tears in said eyes.
 
2012-06-21 04:52:49 PM
Ah, yes. The old comparison that says a woman's breasts are the equivalent of a man's penis.

You do know how sex actually works, right?
 
2012-06-21 04:53:38 PM

spentmiles: I once opened a restaurant called Hawt Dawgs down here in North Georgia. We served all manner of hot dogs and french fries and all the greasy fare. I hired a bunch of guys, each with a huge penis, and made them wear little tiny tighty speedos while they served the tables. Every hour the music would ramp up and the guys would form a line. Each guy would get the guy next to him hard and then they'd dance around with their stiff cocks swinging and bouncing. I billed it as a family restaurant but due to the double standards so prevalent in our society, it turned out that it wasn't cool to take your thirteen year old daughter to Hawt Dawgs for her birthday. Sure, take your son to Hooters and let him gape red-faced at the big old titties, but flop a man hammer in little Princess's face and all of a sudden it's time to leave. I can get myself mad about it, but that's just how society works these days. Oh well.


That shiat just got you favourited.
 
2012-06-21 04:58:20 PM
I have an ex who used to dance at the LL years ago, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/Never ever date a stripper, kids.
//Even an ex-stripper.
///Sure they fark like you got your junk caught in the paint agitator at the hardware store... but the mental anguish is nowhere near worth it.
 
2012-06-21 04:58:38 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-06-21 05:01:11 PM
So is this place unionized or employee-owned? They seem to want to position it as both.
 
2012-06-21 05:02:50 PM
As far as strip clubs go, the Lady is one of the weakest ones in San Francisco. It's more like those old-time peep shows. You're directed to a booth that reeks of bleach and is littered with tissues. You insert a quarter and then the window rolls up on some heavyset goth-alt broad goading you to fap to her. Um... no.

You can pretty much also avoid the row of strip clubs along Broadway. They're littered with tourists and douchebags. It can get pretty crowded and violent during 2 a.m. closing time. The Huster Club is decent. It serves booze and the ladies are top-notch as far as eye candy.

The two fully nude joints in San Francisco - the Crazy Horse and the infamous Mitchell Bros. O'Farrell Theatre - are probably the best places and value for your buck. Well, Mitchell Bros. not so much, but considering its sordid history, I think it's a better candidate for city landmark than the Lusty Lady.

/Lives in the Bay Area.
//Spent many a drunken night in my early 20s with friends in a strip club.
 
2012-06-21 05:02:51 PM
i1057.photobucket.com

Jeez, do I have to do everything around here. Work with me people!
 
2012-06-21 05:09:00 PM
img685.imageshack.us
 
2012-06-21 05:11:08 PM
There's also the Market St Cinema, which used to be a porn movie house, then turned into a strip club. Near the Mitchell Bros, on Larkin, is another former cinema-cum-strip club. Damn, can't remember the name even though I pass by it fairly frequently.

MB is just too darn expensive. Yeah, they're nude. Yeah, they're quite the eye candy. But damn, $400 or so for a single table dance session.
 
2012-06-21 05:13:05 PM
Ah, North Beach. This is the time of year when I scale back going out to lunch up that direction, due to the swarms and swarms of fair-weather tourists. Nothing like having to weave down the sidewalk, so as to avoid rear-ending the shorts-and-baseball-cap-wearing folk who suddenly stop in their tracks to get the *perfect* picture of the Transamerica Building.
 
2012-06-21 05:15:20 PM

unyon: spentmiles: I once opened a restaurant called Hawt Dawgs down here in North Georgia. We served all manner of hot dogs and french fries and all the greasy fare. I hired a bunch of guys, each with a huge penis, and made them wear little tiny tighty speedos while they served the tables. Every hour the music would ramp up and the guys would form a line. Each guy would get the guy next to him hard and then they'd dance around with their stiff cocks swinging and bouncing. I billed it as a family restaurant but due to the double standards so prevalent in our society, it turned out that it wasn't cool to take your thirteen year old daughter to Hawt Dawgs for her birthday. Sure, take your son to Hooters and let him gape red-faced at the big old titties, but flop a man hammer in little Princess's face and all of a sudden it's time to leave. I can get myself mad about it, but that's just how society works these days. Oh well.

That shiat just got you favourited.


Just? Spentmiles has his own unique color.
 
2012-06-21 05:16:19 PM
I think the Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre qualifies as a more historic pornographic landmark.
/link leads to wiki
 
2012-06-21 05:22:44 PM

dericwater: There's also the Market St Cinema, which used to be a porn movie house, then turned into a strip club. Near the Mitchell Bros, on Larkin, is another former cinema-cum-strip club.


The New Century Theatre

/had a friend who danced there for years.
 
2012-06-21 05:24:47 PM
A dedicated shop steward was at a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madame, "Is this a union house?"

"No, I'm sorry, it isn't," said the Madame.

"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" he asked.

"The house gets $80 and the girl gets $20."

Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable shop. At the second one, he asked the Madame, "Is this a union house?"

"No, I'm sorry, it isn't," said the Madame.

"If I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" he asked again.

"The house gets $80 and the girl gets $20."

Again offended, the man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable shop. His search continued until he finally reached a brothel where the Madame said, "Why yes, this is a union house."

"And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" he questioned.

"The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."

"That's more like it!" the man said. He looked around the room and pointed to a stunningly attractive redhead. "I'd like her for the night."

"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madame while gesturing to a grotesque woman in her seventies in the corner, "But Ethel here has seniority."
 
2012-06-21 05:36:11 PM
I used to live on Twin Peaks. Here's a pic of the view (and my ex):

i45.tinypic.com

Couldn't find a better picture. But on a clear night you could see all the way to Oakland.
 
2012-06-21 05:38:46 PM
ah, the Lusty Lady... many fond mammaries of that place.

/I can still smell it too...
 
2012-06-21 05:53:54 PM
So a bunch of left wing liebuttturds form a union and then do employee ownership and they can't even keep a strip club profitable? What a bunch of farking jackasses and by that I mean dumboshats. Kind of preview of Obama's second lame duck term when he takes the entire country to hell in a hand basket and fills it with illegal aliens and bankrupts it completely. Well now he has nationwide voter fraud to keep him in power.

You don't have to have Netflix because Live Nude Girls Unite is free on Hulu movies.
 
2012-06-21 06:02:48 PM
There's a bar in the Castro called Twin Peaks (corner of Castro and Market.) It's where you go if you're a gay man who's over 70.
 
2012-06-21 06:06:20 PM

BAMFinator: Stripper thread, lets do this FARK.


I'm sorry you weren't breast fed and so have an unhealthy obsession with women's bodies.

www.demotivationalposters.org

Nah, everyone likes good looking naked women.
 
2012-06-21 06:24:27 PM

OscarTamerz: So a bunch of left wing liebuttturds form a union and then do employee ownership and they can't even keep a strip club profitable? What a bunch of farking jackasses and by that I mean dumboshats. Kind of preview of Obama's second lame duck term when he takes the entire country to hell in a hand basket and fills it with illegal aliens and bankrupts it completely. Well now he has nationwide voter fraud to keep him in power.


2/10. You might get some bites.
 
2012-06-21 06:29:34 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

The hooters are not what they seem.
 
2012-06-21 06:37:08 PM
They still do the "buy me a drink" scam in SanFran ... where the drink turns out to be an $85 bottle of champagne.

/the bartender opens it before presenting the drink, so you have to pay for it
 
2012-06-21 07:24:51 PM
 
2012-06-21 07:27:26 PM
I remember when Twin Peaks debuted in 1990. I was dating the prettiest girl in New Orleans. She wanted to watch Twin Peaks, but I said, 'no way, let's watch UHF instead."

15 years later, I met Sherilyn Fenn while eating lunch with Lumberg. I regretted never watching Twin Peaks. But then the universe will expand as it should, I suppose.
 
2012-06-21 08:23:52 PM

spentmiles: I once opened a restaurant called Hawt Dawgs down here in North Georgia. We served all manner of hot dogs and french fries and all the greasy fare. I hired a bunch of guys, each with a huge penis, and made them wear little tiny tighty speedos while they served the tables. Every hour the music would ramp up and the guys would form a line. Each guy would get the guy next to him hard and then they'd dance around with their stiff cocks swinging and bouncing. I billed it as a family restaurant but due to the double standards so prevalent in our society, it turned out that it wasn't cool to take your thirteen year old daughter to Hawt Dawgs for her birthday. Sure, take your son to Hooters and let him gape red-faced at the big old titties, but flop a man hammer in little Princess's face and all of a sudden it's time to leave. I can get myself mad about it, but that's just how society works these days. Oh well.


You're a sick, sick dude ... In a good way.
 
2012-06-21 08:24:11 PM
They have done what many unions do. They priced themselves out of the market. That's why many utilities have hired contract labor rather than keep unionized workers. I know because I've been there.
 
2012-06-21 08:29:36 PM

fusillade762: OscarTamerz: So a bunch of left wing liebuttturds form a union and then do employee ownership and they can't even keep a strip club profitable? What a bunch of farking jackasses and by that I mean dumboshats. Kind of preview of Obama's second lame duck term when he takes the entire country to hell in a hand basket and fills it with illegal aliens and bankrupts it completely. Well now he has nationwide voter fraud to keep him in power.

2/10. You might get some bites.


He did have a point about it being pathetic that they can't keep a strip club profitable. I can't imagine why people wouldn't be throwing money at them judging the pic in TFA. The chick with the big ass and the granny panties is driving me wild!

/that last bit was sarcasm
 
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