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(Talking Points Memo)   Romney finally answers an immigration question: I will replace Obama's executive action with an executive action to be named later   (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 13
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2012-06-21 04:05:14 PM  
3 votes:
UNCERTAIN TIMES CALL FOR
UNCERTAIN LEADERSHIP

ROMNEY 2012
2012-06-21 06:36:31 PM  
2 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: The guy who compared Romney to an Etch-a-sketch got it wrong

/he's actually more like a magic 8 ball


I disagree, at least a magic 8 ball always has an answer
2012-06-21 04:52:09 PM  
2 votes:

downpaymentblues: "I will work with Republicans and Democrats to find a long-term solution. I will prioritize measures that strengthen legal immigration and make it easier,"

Didn't Obama already do this? It got 55 votes in the Senate, but Republicans STILL blocked it?


Yes they are saying "We sabotaged it when Obama was president but we won't if a Republican is president"
2012-06-21 05:34:45 PM  
1 votes:
Romney's now saying he'll provide a path to citizenship for undocumented immigrants who came in as children, but only if they serve in the military. Because if you're a genius who is unable to serve then you're of no value.
2012-06-21 05:28:42 PM  
1 votes:

NallTWD: OH WAIT, let me guess. No hold on, let me do it with a movie quote:

"SERVICE GUARANTEES CITIZENSHIP"

Right?

/checks article.
//yep.



Yes, Republicans don't want to give any gimmes or handouts to children of immigrants with silly stuff like education, so that they could become highly skilled workers to fill in demand jobs and pay it back into the system a hundred times over in their tax revenues accrued over the course of their earnings lifetime. No, that would make too much sense (not to mention they might out work my entitled white kid for one of those jobs). Instead we're going to funnel them into the most bloated, inefficient government program in the world, aka the modern US Military, so they can live off the taxpayer for an entire lifetime. Because? Well, God Bless America and we gotta go blow some shiat up so I can masterbate to the Military Channel and put a yellow bumbersticker on my truck, that's because.
2012-06-21 05:15:27 PM  
1 votes:
Will there be a path for naturalization of individuals who avoid military service by bicycling through France?

Screw you Willard, and the horse you danced in on.
2012-06-21 05:14:16 PM  
1 votes:
So basically his plan is to have Mexicans fight our wars so Americans really ignore the ill effects of our foreign policy back home.
2012-06-21 04:52:11 PM  
1 votes:

downpaymentblues: "I will work with Republicans and Democrats to find a long-term solution. I will prioritize measures that strengthen legal immigration and make it easier,"

Didn't Obama already do this? It got 55 votes in the Senate, but Republicans STILL blocked it?


That would mean that he worked with only Democrats. Not both sides.
2012-06-21 04:48:21 PM  
1 votes:
"I will work with Republicans and Democrats to find a long-term solution. I will prioritize measures that strengthen legal immigration and make it easier,"

Didn't Obama already do this? It got 55 votes in the Senate, but Republicans STILL blocked it?
2012-06-21 04:44:44 PM  
1 votes:

Antimatter: Wait, wouldn't such an order be unconstitutional per the GOP?


Somebody CLEARLY failed Civics:

It works like this:

When Republican presidents sign executive orders, or even signing statements that say they will ignore the law they just signed, The are simply being strong and decisive leaders, exercising the Nigh-unlimited power fo the "unitary executive"

When Democratic Presidents do it, they are socialist usurpers showing their contempt for Congress, the Constitution, America and Pure White Womanhood
2012-06-21 04:33:53 PM  
1 votes:
So it was "going around congress" and "ignoring the constitution" when Obama does it but OK fine for Romney to do it?
2012-06-21 04:31:00 PM  
1 votes:
OH WAIT, let me guess. No hold on, let me do it with a movie quote:

"SERVICE GUARANTEES CITIZENSHIP"

Right?

/checks article.
//yep.
2012-06-21 04:22:04 PM  
1 votes:

Grand_Moff_Joseph: plus prioritizing green cards for high tech workers


I could be wrong, but I think this means that if you're a tech worker, Romney wants to give your job to an immigrant.
 
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