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(Philly Burbs)   Fail: Newlyweds from West Virginia go to Sonic drive-in for their honeymoon. Ultrafail: Husband gets arrested for fighting with his new wife while on their honeymoon at Sonic   (phillyburbs.com) divider line 118
    More: Amusing, West Virginia, Pontiac Grand Prix, honeymoons, Bunker Hill, public intoxication  
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2012-06-21 03:18:27 PM
unnecessary capitalization police alerted

/Inn?
 
2012-06-21 03:28:10 PM
Good old sibling rivalry
 
2012-06-21 03:28:22 PM
aristocrats

/amirite?
 
2012-06-21 03:28:33 PM
Common occurrence inn these parts.
images.radcity.net
 
2012-06-21 03:30:32 PM
Biatch took my tots. NOBODY takes my tots!
 
2012-06-21 03:30:49 PM
Subby must be from West Virginia, cause his reading comprehension sucks:

FTFA: Police found Sullivan and his wife of two months in their Pontiac Grand Prix ....
 
2012-06-21 03:31:14 PM
Meh, the rest of WV pretty much doesn't recognize the eastern panhandle anyway. It's just a DC suburb at this point.
 
2012-06-21 03:31:22 PM
People have cars in West Virginia?
 
2012-06-21 03:31:31 PM
My honeymoon also lasted two months, and i fed my wife nothing but shrimp, lobster and man juice the entire time.

rolls eyes.
 
2012-06-21 03:31:48 PM
There's enough density in that story to collapse into a black hole
 
2012-06-21 03:33:05 PM
Sonic is courting food. Once you trick them into marrying you, that's when you can do the cafeteria in Target.
 
2012-06-21 03:33:38 PM
I just ate some sonic and didn't even fight anyone.
 
2012-06-21 03:34:09 PM
A Drive Inn? So you pull up and park to get your food, then stay overnight for the honeymoon sex in the back seat?
 
2012-06-21 03:34:13 PM
Sonic Drive Inn? Are they getting in to the hotel business?

"Yep. Enjoy yer sodies. If'n you want to spend the night in that parkin' spot, it'll cost yew an extra 10. But it comes with a complimentary wake up tap on yer car roof."
 
2012-06-21 03:34:34 PM

Marshall Willenholly: Subby must be from West Virginia, cause his her reading comprehension sucks:

FTFA: Police found Sullivan and his wife of two months in their Pontiac Grand Prix ....


FTFY and I'm not from there but unfortunately, I did live there for a year. And, they could still be on their honeymoon after two months. You never know...
 
2012-06-21 03:34:35 PM

Mr. Potatoass: People have cars in West Virginia?


Pontiacs, apparently. So... Sort of
 
2012-06-21 03:34:39 PM
Dammit, now I want Sonic.

/Thanks, subby.
 
2012-06-21 03:35:04 PM
Let me get this straight, at 3:30 in the afternoon some white trash guy gets arrested for public intoxication at a Sonic. He just happens to be married for two months....which somehow means that it's a "honeymoon" and therefore becomes news that not only is news on one site but repeated, with added flair onto another website which in turn is a greenlighted submission here on fark?

I don't get it.
 
2012-06-21 03:35:15 PM
FTFA: Police also found two open bottles of vodka in the car and when they patted down Sullivan, they found marijuana and a pipe, Martin said.

What is this dude's Fark Handle?
 
2012-06-21 03:35:50 PM
Sonic is awesome. Foot-long chilli cheese dogs FTW. Unfortunately we don't have them up here in NY.
 
2012-06-21 03:36:21 PM

farkerts: FTFA: Police also found two open bottles of vodka in the car and when they patted down Sullivan, they found marijuana and a pipe, Martin said.

What is this dude's Fark Handle?


Just goes by "Drew"
 
2012-06-21 03:37:01 PM
The jokes on you, snobmitter. Sonic is the fanciest restaurant in Susquehanna Township.
 
2012-06-21 03:37:14 PM

Igor Jakovsky: I just ate some sonic and didn't even fight anyone.

except my defecation reflex

FTFY
 
2012-06-21 03:37:19 PM

Marshall Willenholly: Subby must be from West Virginia, cause his reading comprehension sucks:

FTFA: Police found Sullivan and his wife of two months in their Pontiac Grand Prix ....


True, because everyone who has ever gotten married, ever, takes their honeymoon immediately following the wedding.
 
2012-06-21 03:37:24 PM
"So Good, It'll Make You Want To Smack Your Momma New Wife
justinromack.com
 
2012-06-21 03:37:39 PM
- Newlywed* =/= still on honeymoon.

- Going to someplace while on honeymoon =/= going to someplace for honeymoon.

FTA: been married two months and already your louse of a husband is taking you out to fast food joints - a Sonic, no less.

- Because people should stop going to fast food places when they get married.

- Maybe she likes Sonic; curse her husband for taking her places she likes.

...you've been married two months ... and this chump you just said "I DO" to...

Something said two months ago =/= "just said".*

From PennLive.com:

- Why the fark don't you just link us directly to the original article, submitterdumbass?

* How long does it take the "newlywed" status to end?
 
2012-06-21 03:38:02 PM

rudemix: Sonic is courting food. Once you trick them into marrying you, that's when you can do the cafeteria in Target.


Target is the MILF equivalent of Mexicans and Homedepot.

Why would you take her there?
unless... giggity!
 
2012-06-21 03:38:51 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Good old sibling rivalry


You win AOL!!

(You'd have won the Internet if we weren't talking about West Virginia)
 
2012-06-21 03:39:50 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com

The couple in question?
 
2012-06-21 03:40:18 PM
i149.photobucket.com
Did the bride just toss her bouquet or did the groom just kick her order off her tray?
Either way - I'm eatin' it!!
 
2012-06-21 03:40:39 PM
image.spreadshirt.com

Related.....
 
2012-06-21 03:41:04 PM

MadMonk: Let me get this straight, at 3:30 in the afternoon some white trash guy gets arrested for public intoxication at a Sonic. He just happens to be married for two months....which somehow means that it's a "honeymoon" and therefore becomes news that not only is news on one site but repeated, with added flair onto another website which in turn is a greenlighted submission here on fark?

I don't get it.


Actually, I think you got it perfectly!
 
2012-06-21 03:41:12 PM

lacrossestar83: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Good old sibling rivalry

You win AOL!!

(You'd have won the Internet if we weren't talking about West Virginia)


theupsizers.files.wordpress.com

/old skool biatches
 
2012-06-21 03:41:15 PM
Oh, and

- "Honeymoon" is mentioned nowhere in either article.

- Who the hell would [still] be on honeymoon two months after the wedding?
 
2012-06-21 03:41:34 PM
On our honeymoon we got to the hotel room by maybey 4 AM, had to catch the flight to Hawaii at 6:30, flew the 9+ hours, landed in Oahu around 1PM, and did I mention my wife REFUSES to eat airplane food, and by the time we got the rental car if I didn't find a McDonalds in 15 minutes I was gonna be divorced or dead.

-csb
 
2012-06-21 03:41:42 PM

Sticky Hands: Target is the MILF equivalent of Mexicans and Homedepot.


I should go to Target to hire a beefy Mexican to do me doggy-style on the patio when he's supposedly cleaning the gutters?
 
2012-06-21 03:42:51 PM
Despite all the husband-bashing that site did, I'm pretty sure the wife is spot-on trailer trash herself.
 
2012-06-21 03:43:21 PM

Wellon Dowd: Sticky Hands: Target is the MILF equivalent of Mexicans and Homedepot.

I should go to Target to hire a beefy Mexican to do me doggy-style on the patio when he's supposedly cleaning the gutters?


Damn it! I meant:

I should go to Target to hire a beefy MILF to do me doggy-style on the patio when she's supposedly cleaning the gutters?
 
2012-06-21 03:43:32 PM

Wellon Dowd: The jokes on you, snobmitter. Sonic is the fanciest restaurant in Susquehanna Township.


i1136.photobucket.com

Approves.
 
2012-06-21 03:44:27 PM
I do not get the fascination with Sonic. There are several in my area and the food ranges from "decent" to "farking inedible". Yet people who don't live near one act like it's the Fast Food of The Gods or something.
 
2012-06-21 03:44:51 PM

Wellon Dowd: Sticky Hands: Target is the MILF equivalent of Mexicans and Homedepot.

I should go to Target to hire a beefy Mexican to do me doggy-style on the patio when he's supposedly cleaning the gutters?


Yeah and then post it on YouTube
/how do we know that you're gay?
 
2012-06-21 03:46:28 PM

ChipNASA: Wellon Dowd: Sticky Hands: Target is the MILF equivalent of Mexicans and Homedepot.

I should go to Target to hire a beefy Mexican to do me doggy-style on the patio when he's supposedly cleaning the gutters?

Yeah and then post it on YouTube
/how do we know that you're gay? Bi?!?!?!

/ftfy??
 
2012-06-21 03:47:14 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-21 03:49:00 PM
Someone find the Jackass guys and get a documentary made on these people.
 
2012-06-21 03:49:05 PM

El Freak: I do not get the fascination with Sonic. There are several in my area and the food ranges from "decent" to "farking inedible". Yet people who don't live near one act like it's the Fast Food of The Gods or something.


There's a Sonic about 1 mile from my place. Ate there a couple of times and yes, I'd rate the food "decent". Certainly better than the McDonalds just down the street from it.
 
2012-06-21 03:49:39 PM
I stayed at a Sonic Drive Inn once. It was really greasy.
 
2012-06-21 03:49:50 PM

Mr. Potatoass: People have cars in West Virginia?



Sure do. They're up on blocks on the lawn, right next to the old warshing machine
 
2012-06-21 03:51:15 PM

MadMonk: Let me get this straight, at 3:30 in the afternoon some white trash guy gets arrested for public intoxication at a Sonic. He just happens to be married for two months....which somehow means that it's a "honeymoon" and therefore becomes news that not only is news on one site but repeated, with added flair onto another website which in turn is a greenlighted submission here on fark?

I don't get it.


Welcome to FARK
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-21 03:53:42 PM
Popped in to ensure subby was getting his arse kicked from multiple angles.

/next thread
 
2012-06-21 03:54:14 PM

Smelly Pirate Hooker: I stayed at a Sonic Drive Inn once. It was really greasy.


Sometimes it can feel greasy when you park it in the back.
 
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