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(Yahoo)   Der boom-boom founden in der Svedish nukey-planter. Everbody bork-bork   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 108
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2012-06-21 04:15:16 PM  
Gersh gurndy morn-dee burn-dee, burn-dee, flip-flip-flip-flip-flip-flip-flip-flip-flip.
 
2012-06-21 04:48:28 PM  
customerunderground.com
 
2012-06-21 05:12:08 PM  
i.ytimg.com
Pic of the informer.
 
2012-06-21 05:40:24 PM  
+1

My 2 year old daughter has just recently discovered The Muppets, so I'm getting a kick out of this headline...
 
2012-06-21 06:06:48 PM  
Epic headline.
 
2012-06-21 06:09:34 PM  
fc02.deviantart.net

/+1 for headline!
 
2012-06-21 06:11:31 PM  
This was either a very odd dry run to test security, or it is a non-issue. We know the news doesn't know crap about what it reports, so for all we know this was just a pack of firecrackers that someone left in the truck after an after-work party.
 
2012-06-21 06:11:41 PM  
Der plussen 1 foren der headlinen.
 
2012-06-21 06:12:04 PM  
Maybe someone was mad because they may have to pee sitting down soon?


I'm going to continue to boycott swedish meatballs until they get their act together. Sheesh.
 
2012-06-21 06:12:12 PM  
I think we need to frisk all Scandinavian women just to be sure. My gf is of Norwegian descent so I'll do my part.
 
2012-06-21 06:12:28 PM  
Headline: Nuclear Plant Scare
Explosive found (it's not plural, guys, when it's just one): A tennis ball sized construction explosive that needs a detonator
Detonator found: None

Result: Everyone wets their pants

Terrorism is so trivially easy these days.
 
2012-06-21 06:13:20 PM  
pull.imgfave.netdna-cdn.com
 
2012-06-21 06:13:26 PM  
Am I the only one who doesn't find making fun of/stereotyping an entire country funny? /buzzkill
 
2012-06-21 06:13:49 PM  
this is why I love fark.
 
2012-06-21 06:14:51 PM  
Mynd you, nukey bøøm-bøøms Kan be pretti nasti...
 
2012-06-21 06:15:15 PM  
Ya der toaster strudel is toasted ya
 
2012-06-21 06:16:33 PM  

rebeccajonesPA: Am I the only one who doesn't find making fun of/stereotyping an entire country funny? /buzzkill


Yes.
 
2012-06-21 06:17:59 PM  
no detonator huh?

did they forget to grab the second box at the bomb shop? you really gotta watch out for those multi-part packs.
 
2012-06-21 06:20:43 PM  

rebeccajonesPA: Am I the only one who doesn't find making fun of/stereotyping an entire country funny? /buzzkill


I typically prefer to let the people being stereotyped be the judge of that, and I haven't heard any complaints out of Sweden.
 
2012-06-21 06:20:51 PM  
mcgarnagle.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-06-21 06:20:59 PM  

rebeccajonesPA: Am I the only one who doesn't find making fun of/stereotyping an entire country funny? /buzzkill


blogs.telegraph.co.uk

What has Sweden ever done for us?
 
2012-06-21 06:21:23 PM  

rebeccajonesPA: Am I the only one who doesn't find making fun of/stereotyping an entire country funny? /buzzkill


Well, duh.
 
2012-06-21 06:25:51 PM  
You'll never prove a thing, copper, I'm just a part time electrician...bad is good, baby! Down with government!
 
2012-06-21 06:26:57 PM  
GIS for "Boom boom sweden"

www.thebounce.co.za
 
2012-06-21 06:27:40 PM  

rebeccajonesPA: Am I the only one who doesn't find making fun of/stereotyping an entire country funny? /buzzkill


Actually, the Swedes don't really speak like that, but the Norwegians do.

/talar svenska
//min mors familj är norsk
 
2012-06-21 06:27:57 PM  
Was a test run to test security or someone has an anti nuclear agenda and wants changes

btw subass, swedish do not talk like that
 
2012-06-21 06:29:27 PM  

rebeccajonesPA: Am I the only one who doesn't find making fun of/stereotyping an entire country funny? /buzzkill


Account created: 2012-05-21 15:10:07

t2.gstatic.com
 
2012-06-21 06:30:23 PM  

Nadie_AZ: Gersh gurndy morn-dee burn-dee, burn-dee, flip-flip-flip-flip-flip-flip-flip-flip-flip.


QFT
 
2012-06-21 06:31:05 PM  

rebeccajonesPA: Am I the only one who doesn't find making fun of/stereotyping an entire country funny? /buzzkill


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-06-21 06:36:25 PM  

buttery_shame_cave: no detonator huh?

did they forget to grab the second box at the bomb shop? you really gotta watch out for those multi-part packs.


Well, the f**kers have slightly different model numbers. And the manual doesn't tell you that.
 
2012-06-21 06:38:25 PM  

Millennium: rebeccajonesPA: Am I the only one who doesn't find making fun of/stereotyping an entire country funny? /buzzkill

I typically prefer to let the people being stereotyped be the judge of that, and I haven't heard any complaints out of Sweden.


/cough cough
I'm Swedish.
 
2012-06-21 06:39:05 PM  

Millennium: rebeccajonesPA: Am I the only one who doesn't find making fun of/stereotyping an entire country funny? /buzzkill

I typically prefer to let the people being stereotyped be the judge of that, and I haven't heard any complaints out of Sweden.


Swedish (descendant) here.

I think it's hilarious.
 
2012-06-21 06:39:43 PM  
Subbi is der magnificenten borkstard.
 
2012-06-21 06:40:01 PM  

rebeccajonesPA: Am I the only one who doesn't find making fun of/stereotyping an entire country funny? /buzzkill


Dunno, I came here for the outrage at this NINE HOUR OLD story is just now hitting the main page, and am outraged that nobody else cares. I mean, just how can one conduct a war of terror if nobody gets told!
 
2012-06-21 06:40:09 PM  
Everybody bork-bork
Everybody bork-bork
EVERYBODY BORK-BORK
EVERYBODY BORK-BORK
EVERYBODY BORK-BORK

/I'm feeling a good techno song in there
 
2012-06-21 06:40:45 PM  

rebeccajonesPA: Millennium: rebeccajonesPA: Am I the only one who doesn't find making fun of/stereotyping an entire country funny? /buzzkill

I typically prefer to let the people being stereotyped be the judge of that, and I haven't heard any complaints out of Sweden.

/cough cough
I'm Swedish.


Funny, you don't sound Swedish.
 
2012-06-21 06:41:57 PM  

Miss Stein: rebeccajonesPA: Am I the only one who doesn't find making fun of/stereotyping an entire country funny? /buzzkill

Actually, the Swedes don't really speak like that, but the Norwegians do.

/talar svenska
//min mors familj är norsk


Just proves the "Swedish Chef" is even more lame
/jag älskar sverige
 
2012-06-21 06:42:10 PM  
"The explosive material, believed to be civilian-type explosives used in demolition or excavation," -

like..building a nuclear plant? Not everything is sinister..
 
2012-06-21 06:43:28 PM  

SmellsLikePoo: Everybody bork-bork
Everybody bork-bork
EVERYBODY BORK-BORK
EVERYBODY BORK-BORK
EVERYBODY BORK-BORK

/I'm feeling a good techno song in there


See this, this is good.
 
2012-06-21 06:44:59 PM  

rebeccajonesPA: Am I the only one who doesn't find making fun of/stereotyping an entire country funny? /buzzkill


Boy, did YOU come to the wrong place.
 
2012-06-21 06:45:04 PM  

Somaticasual: "The explosive material, believed to be civilian-type explosives used in demolition or excavation," -

like..building a nuclear plant? Not everything is sinister..


Honestly this sounds like a bad attempt at a prank gone horribly wrong. And in an industry where, in the USA, you can get in deep shiat if you have an empty beer can rolling around in the bed of your truck, any sort of prank is going to fail on its face.

"Know what would be funny? Stick this on that truck!"
 
2012-06-21 06:45:30 PM  
I got dew all over me!
 
2012-06-21 06:45:36 PM  
i466.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-21 06:45:56 PM  

12349876: rebeccajonesPA: Am I the only one who doesn't find making fun of/stereotyping an entire country funny? /buzzkill

Account created: 2012-05-21 15:10:07



Perhaps this isn't my first Fark account, eh? ;) xo Just hatin' on prejudice. Y'know, like I do.
 
2012-06-21 06:46:18 PM  

EngineerBoy: +1

My 2 year old daughter has just recently discovered The Muppets, so I'm getting a kick out of this headline...


Same here except with a grandkid. It brought me back to being a youngun watching this in primetime.
 
2012-06-21 06:46:31 PM  

macadamnut: [pull.imgfave.netdna-cdn.com image 500x284]


What the hell. She's wearing lederhosen. Lederhosen isn't Swedish, It's German.
 
2012-06-21 06:51:39 PM  

rebeccajonesPA: Am I the only one who doesn't find making fun of/stereotyping an entire country funny? /buzzkill


Why do you hate the Muppets??
 
2012-06-21 06:52:05 PM  

Miss Stein: rebeccajonesPA: Am I the only one who doesn't find making fun of/stereotyping an entire country funny? /buzzkill

Actually, the Swedes don't really speak like that, but the Norwegians do.

/talar svenska
//min mors familj är norsk


Tjaba läget tjejen?!? ;-)

farkingismybusiness: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]
Pic of the informer.

Najs!!

Fan, va roligt!!

/thinks that the headline e också kul
 
2012-06-21 06:52:24 PM  

lantawa: [i466.photobucket.com image 500x662]


Now that is awesome.

Do the needful: EngineerBoy: +1

My 2 year old daughter has just recently discovered The Muppets, so I'm getting a kick out of this headline...

Same here except with a grandkid. It brought me back to being a youngun watching this in primetime.


I have two nieces to whom I have introduced the Muppets. They love it. Bonus: they drive my sister up the wall with the bork bork bork.

/+1 to subs - great headline!
 
2012-06-21 06:56:27 PM  

rebeccajonesPA: Millennium: rebeccajonesPA: Am I the only one who doesn't find making fun of/stereotyping an entire country funny? /buzzkill

I typically prefer to let the people being stereotyped be the judge of that, and I haven't heard any complaints out of Sweden.

/cough cough
I'm Swedish.


i49.tinypic.com
 
2012-06-21 06:57:33 PM  

uttertosh: Miss Stein: rebeccajonesPA: Am I the only one who doesn't find making fun of/stereotyping an entire country funny? /buzzkill

Actually, the Swedes don't really speak like that, but the Norwegians do.

/talar svenska
//min mors familj är norsk

Tjaba läget tjejen?!? ;-)

farkingismybusiness: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]
Pic of the informer.

Najs!! Fan, va roligt!!

/thinks that the headline e också kul


Sorry. I don't speak spanish.
 
2012-06-21 06:57:45 PM  
Quick! Everyone to the fartyget!
 
2012-06-21 06:59:37 PM  
Let's bring Iceland into the fray...

www.rubyfruitradio.com
 
2012-06-21 07:01:41 PM  

rebeccajonesPA: Millennium: rebeccajonesPA: Am I the only one who doesn't find making fun of/stereotyping an entire country funny? /buzzkill

I typically prefer to let the people being stereotyped be the judge of that, and I haven't heard any complaints out of Sweden.

/cough cough
I'm Swedish.


Perhaps you should donate a Swedish stem-cell, and grow a sense of humor (humour?).

/10,000 Swedes crept through the weeds, to capture one Norwegian
//ring any bells?
 
2012-06-21 07:02:04 PM  
I'm flying to Nodnol next week so I'm getting a bork-bork out of this.
 
2012-06-21 07:09:27 PM  

rebeccajonesPA: Millennium: rebeccajonesPA: Am I the only one who doesn't find making fun of/stereotyping an entire country funny? /buzzkill

I typically prefer to let the people being stereotyped be the judge of that, and I haven't heard any complaints out of Sweden.

/cough cough
I'm Swedish.


How do you type with those wooden gloves?
 
2012-06-21 07:19:55 PM  
That headline made me Saab.
 
2012-06-21 07:25:21 PM  

Ringshadow: Somaticasual: "The explosive material, believed to be civilian-type explosives used in demolition or excavation," -

like..building a nuclear plant? Not everything is sinister..

Honestly this sounds like a bad attempt at a prank gone horribly wrong. And in an industry where, in the USA, you can get in deep shiat if you have an empty beer can rolling around in the bed of your truck, any sort of prank is going to fail on its face.

"Know what would be funny? Stick this on that truck!"


Well it does say the truck came from an industrial area...a place known to be populated by forward-thinking intellectuals and upstanding, civilized men.


//who will all be interrogated tommorow
 
2012-06-21 07:25:58 PM  

RedGuru: Let's bring Iceland into the fray...

[www.rubyfruitradio.com image 640x480]


Bjork Bjork Bjork?
 
2012-06-21 07:27:51 PM  

rebeccajonesPA: Millennium: rebeccajonesPA: Am I the only one who doesn't find making fun of/stereotyping an entire country funny? /buzzkill

I typically prefer to let the people being stereotyped be the judge of that, and I haven't heard any complaints out of Sweden.

/cough cough
I'm Swedish.


As am I. Swedish Chef was always my favorite Muppet! :-)
 
2012-06-21 07:40:13 PM  

JasonOfOrillia: macadamnut: [pull.imgfave.netdna-cdn.com image 500x284]

What the hell. She's wearing lederhosen. Lederhosen isn't Swedish, It's German.


I've seen Americans wear sombreros. Maybe Germany is Sweden's Mexico.
 
2012-06-21 07:42:59 PM  
For those without internet access...


Svedeesh ooffffeeciels hefe-a reeesed secooreety lefels et zee cuoontry's noocleer pooer plunts effter a smell emuoont ooff ixpluseefes, veethuoot its detunetur, ves deescufered et oone-a ooff zee plunts dooreeng a ruooteene-a secooreety check, lucel oothureeties seeed. Zee ixpluseefe-a metereeel, beleeefed tu be-a ceefiliun-type-a ixpluseefes used in demuleeshun oor ixcefeshun, ves ebuoot zee seeze-a ooff a tennees bell und ves fuoond in a troock et Sveden's Reenghels noocleer pooer plunt. Zee troock hed beee oon its vey frum un indoostreeel perk intu a secoore-a erea, boot hed nefer mede-a it inseede-a zee feceelity, eccurdeeng tu zee Reenghels spukesmun Gusta Lersee. Seence-a zee ixpluseefes lecked zee detunetur, zeere-a ves nu immeenent dunger, oothureeties seeed. A semple-a hes beee sent tu a Svedeesh leb fur unelysees. Puleece-a ere-a infesteegeting vhezeer it cuoold be-a a cese-a ooff sebutege-a boot su fer hefe-a nu soospects, seeed puleece-a spukesmun Tummy Nymun. "Un ooootseeder hes oobfeeuoosly pleced zeem oon zee troock," Nymun seeed. "Ve're-a telkeeng tu zee troock dreefer und ere-a tryeeng tu mep oooot her mufements veethin zee [Reenghels] premeeses thruooghuoot zee dey." Fulloo BreeunRuss oon Tveetter Svedee hes three-a pooer noocleer pooer steshuns, ell ooff vheech hefe-a reeesed zeeur elert lefel in respunse-a tu zee deescufery. Zee Reenghels plunt is joost 45 meeles frum Sveden's secund-lergest ceety, Guteboorg. BORK!
 
2012-06-21 07:45:34 PM  

rebeccajonesPA: Miss Stein: rebeccajonesPA: Am I the only one who doesn't find making fun of/stereotyping an entire country funny? /buzzkill

Actually, the Swedes don't really speak like that, but the Norwegians do.

/talar svenska
//min mors familj är norsk

Just proves the "Swedish Chef" is even more lame
/jag älskar sverige


Insulting Muppets on far. Yeah, that's going to end well.
 
2012-06-21 07:46:45 PM  

KarmicDisaster: For those without internet access...



lh4.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-06-21 07:51:08 PM  

KarmicDisaster: For those without internet access...


Svedeesh ooffffeeciels hefe-a reeesed secooreety lefels et zee cuoontry's noocleer pooer plunts effter a smell emuoont ooff ixpluseefes, veethuoot its detunetur, ves deescufered et oone-a ooff zee plunts dooreeng a ruooteene-a secooreety check, lucel oothureeties seeed. Zee ixpluseefe-a metereeel, beleeefed tu be-a ceefiliun-type-a ixpluseefes used in demuleeshun oor ixcefeshun, ves ebuoot zee seeze-a ooff a tennees bell und ves fuoond in a troock et Sveden's Reenghels noocleer pooer plunt. Zee troock hed beee oon its vey frum un indoostreeel perk intu a secoore-a erea, boot hed nefer mede-a it inseede-a zee feceelity, eccurdeeng tu zee Reenghels spukesmun Gusta Lersee. Seence-a zee ixpluseefes lecked zee detunetur, zeere-a ves nu immeenent dunger, oothureeties seeed. A semple-a hes beee sent tu a Svedeesh leb fur unelysees. Puleece-a ere-a infesteegeting vhezeer it cuoold be-a a cese-a ooff sebutege-a boot su fer hefe-a nu soospects, seeed puleece-a spukesmun Tummy Nymun. "Un ooootseeder hes oobfeeuoosly pleced zeem oon zee troock," Nymun seeed. "Ve're-a telkeeng tu zee troock dreefer und ere-a tryeeng tu mep oooot her mufements veethin zee [Reenghels] premeeses thruooghuoot zee dey." Fulloo BreeunRuss oon Tveetter Svedee hes three-a pooer noocleer pooer steshuns, ell ooff vheech hefe-a reeesed zeeur elert lefel in respunse-a tu zee deescufery. Zee Reenghels plunt is joost 45 meeles frum Sveden's secund-lergest ceety, Guteboorg. BORK!


There wasn't enough borks in that to be real Swedish
 
2012-06-21 08:00:32 PM  

rebeccajonesPA: 12349876: rebeccajonesPA: Am I the only one who doesn't find making fun of/stereotyping an entire country funny? /buzzkill

Account created: 2012-05-21 15:10:07



Perhaps this isn't my first Fark account, eh? ;) xo Just hatin' on prejudice. Y'know, like I do.


The only people that have more than one are the trolls.
 
2012-06-21 08:19:14 PM  
Excellent headline.
 
2012-06-21 08:24:20 PM  
>

Thank you. For I have no internet access.

/Headline of the year. Thank you for the laugh subby.
//Scandinavians are funny just by existing.
 
2012-06-21 08:25:13 PM  
Meant to say "KarmicDisaster".

iFail.
 
2012-06-21 08:28:22 PM  

halB: This was either a very odd dry run to test security, or it is a non-issue. We know the news doesn't know crap about what it reports, so for all we know this was just a pack of firecrackers that someone left in the truck after an after-work party.


It was described as a small amount of "civilian grade explosives" and found in someone's truck that had just left an industrial site. The driver didn't know they were in the truck.

So EITHER someone was attempting to sneak some explosives into the nuclear facility, perhaps with the intent of passing them on to someone inside, OR someone was attempting to sneak some explosives home via the truck with the intent of retrieving them once the truck was back off property.

In either case, the issue is not the security of Sweden's nuclear plant but the security of non-military explosives.
 
2012-06-21 08:28:30 PM  

rebeccajonesPA: Am I the only one who doesn't find making fun of/stereotyping an entire country funny? /buzzkill


Welcome to Fjark.
 
2012-06-21 08:32:46 PM  

lantawa: [i466.photobucket.com image 500x662]


I love you and your whole family for that one! I lol'd out loud. ;)
 
2012-06-21 08:40:56 PM  
Have a little Boom Boom
upload.wikimedia.org

click for the earthshattering boom
 
2012-06-21 08:43:27 PM  
HAHAHAHAHAHA Swedes
 
2012-06-21 08:44:22 PM  

bighairyguy: rebeccajonesPA: Am I the only one who doesn't find making fun of/stereotyping an entire country funny? /buzzkill

Welcome to Fjark.


i759.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-21 08:45:46 PM  

Benjimin_Dover: rebeccajonesPA: Millennium: rebeccajonesPA: Am I the only one who doesn't find making fun of/stereotyping an entire country funny? /buzzkill

I typically prefer to let the people being stereotyped be the judge of that, and I haven't heard any complaints out of Sweden.

/cough cough
I'm Swedish.


This was underappreciated.
 
2012-06-21 09:01:47 PM  

rebeccajonesPA: I'm Swedish.


Are you Swedish, or are you descended from Swedish immigrants? Your profile lists you as living in the USA.
 
2012-06-21 09:11:11 PM  

mllawso: rebeccajonesPA: I'm Swedish.

Are you Swedish, or are you descended from Swedish immigrants? Your profile lists you as living in the USA.


Maybe he is just here for the Smörgåsbord
 
2012-06-21 09:12:26 PM  

Miss Stein: bighairyguy: rebeccajonesPA: Am I the only one who doesn't find making fun of/stereotyping an entire country funny? /buzzkill

Welcome to Fjark.

[i759.photobucket.com image 500x195]


what the fark is going on with those candles?
 
2012-06-21 09:16:06 PM  

YouPeopleAreCrazy: Have a little Boom Boom
[upload.wikimedia.org image 280x200]

click for the earthshattering boom


Undisciplined, detuned, uneducated nasty American blues. God bless John Lee hooker.

/gets me every time
 
2012-06-21 09:24:23 PM  
Are we sure the "explosive" wasn't just a can of this stuff?

annawintour.blogg.se

I mean, it is a Swedish foodstuff considered enough of an explosion risk to be banned on commercial aircraft... :D
 
2012-06-21 09:29:44 PM  
Meanwhile, how is the security at US nuclear plants? Still pretty much non-existant?

/we'll be bork-bork-borked
 
2012-06-21 09:30:09 PM  
Subby:
Who's awesome?
img265.imageshack.us
You're awesome!
 
2012-06-21 09:45:23 PM  

phoolishone: Meanwhile, how is the security at US nuclear plants? Still pretty much non-existant?

/we'll be bork-bork-borked


A. Nothing happened. They found the explosives.
B. The issue is not how the explosives got into the plant, it's how they got onto the truck.
C. Making sure the dynamite locker at your blast site is secure before you leave would ensure that the explosives didn't get onto the truck in the first place.
 
2012-06-21 09:58:56 PM  
i.imgur.com
This thread has gone from aloof to Bjork.
 
2012-06-21 10:01:02 PM  

phoolishone: Meanwhile, how is the security at US nuclear plants? Still pretty much non-existant?

/we'll be bork-bork-borked


As a contractor, here is my order of operations to get inside a plant.
Get background checked and drug tested. again.
Go through any training that's expired (it's a yearly thing)
Go through any new training required
Assuming all of the above, receive badge

Once I have the badge, here's the usual security setup.
Outer turnstiles, which is a badge reader and hand reader
Security itself, where all your stuff goes through an xray machine and you go through a bomb detector and metal detector
Inner turnstiles

The plants are usually surrounded by layered fencing, razor wire, and armored guard positions.

/all of the above doesn't even get you anywhere radioactive
//yet
 
2012-06-21 10:27:08 PM  

macadamnut: What has Sweden ever done for us?


electric949.com

Any questions?
 
2012-06-21 10:30:49 PM  

One Bad Apple: KarmicDisaster: For those without internet access...



[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 400x259]


Go to http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/
Select "Swedish Chef"
Enter text in the box.
Click on " dialectize!"
Enjoy!
 
2012-06-21 10:38:56 PM  

12349876: rebeccajonesPA: Am I the only one who doesn't find making fun of/stereotyping an entire country funny? /buzzkill

Account created: 2012-05-21 15:10:07

[t2.gstatic.com image 225x225]


Dinner is served, biatches Link

/in Swenglish
 
2012-06-21 11:12:38 PM  

Ringshadow: phoolishone: Meanwhile, how is the security at US nuclear plants? Still pretty much non-existant?

/we'll be bork-bork-borked

As a contractor, here is my order of operations to get inside a plant.
Get background checked and drug tested. again.
Go through any training that's expired (it's a yearly thing)
Go through any new training required
Assuming all of the above, receive badge

Once I have the badge, here's the usual security setup.
Outer turnstiles, which is a badge reader and hand reader
Security itself, where all your stuff goes through an xray machine and you go through a bomb detector and metal detector
Inner turnstiles

The plants are usually surrounded by layered fencing, razor wire, and armored guard positions.

/all of the above doesn't even get you anywhere radioactive
//yet


Wow. Last report I saw (admittedly several years ago) implied one could basically walk in with minimal challenge. Glad to hear that's not true, thank you.
 
2012-06-21 11:14:10 PM  

Dwight_Yeast: macadamnut: What has Sweden ever done for us?

[electric949.com image 492x604]

Any questions?


I'd just like to say, thank you for that. It was ... special.
 
2012-06-21 11:41:32 PM  

phoolishone: Wow. Last report I saw (admittedly several years ago) implied one could basically walk in with minimal challenge. Glad to hear that's not true, thank you.


Not sure when that could have been. I remember going with my mom to pick up my dad from work when I was maybe eight, and all we could do was wait at the front desk of the security building. I mean they have added a layer of fencing since then (the outer turnstiles), but still.
 
2012-06-21 11:42:12 PM  
Just came in to give props to the headline... giggled like a school-girl.

/some of my best friends are Swedish
//everybody bork bork
///probably just drunk...
 
2012-06-21 11:50:48 PM  

Ringshadow: phoolishone: Wow. Last report I saw (admittedly several years ago) implied one could basically walk in with minimal challenge. Glad to hear that's not true, thank you.

Not sure when that could have been. I remember going with my mom to pick up my dad from work when I was maybe eight, and all we could do was wait at the front desk of the security building. I mean they have added a layer of fencing since then (the outer turnstiles), but still.


You know something? This is not really germane to the discussion but I've been meaning to say this for ages - I like you. YOU'RE ALL RIGHT!

/I of course am a total ass...
 
2012-06-21 11:58:21 PM  

SmellsLikePoo: Everybody bork-bork
Everybody bork-bork
EVERYBODY BORK-BORK
EVERYBODY BORK-BORK
EVERYBODY BORK-BORK

/I'm feeling a good techno song in there


Aaaaand it's already stuck in my head.

This thread has already turned epic.
 
2012-06-22 12:34:59 AM  

Dr Jack Badofsky: One Bad Apple: KarmicDisaster: For those without internet access...



[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 400x259]

Go to http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/
Select "Swedish Chef"
Enter text in the box.
Click on " dialectize!"
Enjoy!


I'll admit it, that's how I did that. Much easier than borking the borks myself. /bork
 
2012-06-22 12:35:14 AM  

12349876: rebeccajonesPA: Am I the only one who doesn't find making fun of/stereotyping an entire country funny? /buzzkill

Account created: 2012-05-21 15:10:07

[t2.gstatic.com image 225x225]


Or secondary/troll account. Either or.
 
2012-06-22 12:39:33 AM  

gunther_bumpass: You know something? This is not really germane to the discussion but I've been meaning to say this for ages - I like you. YOU'RE ALL RIGHT!

/I of course am a total ass...


Aw thank you.
 
2012-06-22 01:06:20 AM  

jso2897: buttery_shame_cave: no detonator huh?

did they forget to grab the second box at the bomb shop? you really gotta watch out for those multi-part packs.

Well, the f**kers have slightly different model numbers. And the manual doesn't tell you that.


What did they expect when they bought their explosives from IKEA.
 
2012-06-22 01:07:53 AM  
Ya Sweebies are awright

;3
 
2012-06-22 01:20:06 AM  

Philbb: jso2897: buttery_shame_cave: no detonator huh?

did they forget to grab the second box at the bomb shop? you really gotta watch out for those multi-part packs.

Well, the f**kers have slightly different model numbers. And the manual doesn't tell you that.

What did they expect when they bought their explosives from IKEA.


They should at least have gotten one of those little useless hex wrenches.
 
2012-06-22 01:46:22 AM  
This thread needs a dragon tattoo.
 
2012-06-22 02:32:46 AM  

fragMasterFlash: This thread needs a dragon tattoo.


Don't go kicking the hornet's nest...
 
2012-06-22 03:24:18 AM  

Dwight_Yeast: macadamnut: What has Sweden ever done for us?

[electric949.com image 492x604]

Any questions?


Yeah, has this hunk of sexy done any nude pics? :D
 
2012-06-22 09:16:04 AM  

rebeccajonesPA: Am I the only one who doesn't find making fun of/stereotyping an entire country funny? /buzzkill


You dolt.
 
2012-06-22 11:01:27 AM  

Ringshadow: phoolishone: Wow. Last report I saw (admittedly several years ago) implied one could basically walk in with minimal challenge. Glad to hear that's not true, thank you.

Not sure when that could have been. I remember going with my mom to pick up my dad from work when I was maybe eight, and all we could do was wait at the front desk of the security building. I mean they have added a layer of fencing since then (the outer turnstiles), but still.


Not to be a total douchebag about it, but I'm not sure a security desk is evidence of hardening against terrorist attacks. Here is a list of ongoing concerns from one government watchdog group: http://www.pogo.org/investigations/nuclear-security/nuclear-power.html , if you feel like looking there. I've read articles in the mainstream press, too (like NYTimes), but my google is failing at the moment.

Just saying, I'm not a total crank here. I do get what you're saying, though, and I'll shut up now.
 
2012-06-22 12:18:16 PM  
Required:

Link
 
2012-06-22 03:21:38 PM  

Blackwind: Required:

Link


If that had actually been an old muppets vid, I would agree. This new Muppet stuff is crap, the voices are all wrong, and in this case...no "bork, bork, bork" song. That is simply an inexcusable wrongness.
 
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