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2012-06-21 12:52:23 PM
Herbert West?
 
2012-06-21 01:19:44 PM
Amanda Tatro has just checked into Prison.
 
2012-06-21 03:13:57 PM
If you're a mortuary science student who wants to steal embalming tools and kill your ex and some professors, it's best not to write all about your plan it on facebook

FTFS
 
2012-06-21 03:47:08 PM
www.nekkidtees.com
 
2012-06-21 03:52:00 PM
Since when do you need to steal embalming tools? There are plenty in the Ratway for the taking

/you're a bastard Mercer
 
2012-06-21 04:47:54 PM
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2012-06-21 04:48:39 PM

ArkAngel: Since when do you need to steal embalming tools? There are plenty in the Ratway for the taking

/you're a bastard Mercer


But, you can't be in the thieves' guild without stealing.
 
2012-06-21 04:54:23 PM
It sounds like some people overreacted to some shiat she vented on FB. Dumb on her part, yes. Put that shiat to private. It does seem like it's a waste of court time.
 
2012-06-21 04:54:26 PM
That reminds me, some kid in high school told me that you really cant beat a blunt coated in embalming fluid. I never did get to test that.
 
2012-06-21 05:01:41 PM

you are a puppet: That reminds me, some kid in high school told me that you really cant beat a blunt coated in embalming fluid. I never did get to test that.


embalming fluid is a nickname for PCP. I had heard rumors that people were smoking "wack" which was embalming fluid. Sure enough, google is very familiar with both of those being nicknames for PCP. PCP is a very scary drug, and can cause violent psychosis. The few people who I know that tried it said it was not pleasant at all.
 
2012-06-21 05:03:33 PM

you are a puppet: That reminds me, some kid in high school told me that you really cant beat a blunt coated in embalming fluid. I never did get to test that.


www.inspirational-quotes-short-funny-stuff.com
 
2012-06-21 05:03:40 PM
yeah, we heard that, too.

It's called smoking "wet", now
 
2012-06-21 05:03:47 PM
I remember this quest... "Blood on The Ice". It's riddled with bugs though.

/+1 to whoever first gets the ref!
 
2012-06-21 05:04:36 PM

katerbug72: It sounds like some people overreacted to some shiat she vented on FB. Dumb on her part, yes. Put that shiat to private. It does seem like it's a waste of court time.


I think her "threats" were jokes and it was stupid to kick her out for that.

I think the Cadaver Program is rightfully concerned or offended by her disrespectful tweets on facebook about how she treats cadavers. Maybe instead of just expelling her, they should've just told her she can come back after she signs up 20 new cadaver donors.
 
2012-06-21 05:07:13 PM

lockers: you are a puppet: That reminds me, some kid in high school told me that you really cant beat a blunt coated in embalming fluid. I never did get to test that.

embalming fluid is a nickname for PCP. I had heard rumors that people were smoking "wack" which was embalming fluid. Sure enough, google is very familiar with both of those being nicknames for PCP. PCP is a very scary drug, and can cause violent psychosis. The few people who I know that tried it said it was not pleasant at all.


This kid said he got it from a mortuary so I don't think he meant angel dust. He also said you coat it just like honey which wouldn't make sense with PCP
 
2012-06-21 05:07:13 PM
biermagazine.com

If you want to kill somebody, don't make threats. Just do it.

/or something like that.
 
2012-06-21 05:13:17 PM
From the court brief: During November and early December 2009, Tatro posted the following on her Facebook page:

Amanda Beth Tatro Gets to play, I mean dissect, Bernie[ 2] today. Lets see if I can have a lab void of reprimanding and having my scalpel taken away. Perhaps if I just hide it in my sleeve․

Amanda Beth Tatro Is looking forward to Monday's embalming therapy as well as a rumored opportunity to aspirate. Give me room, lots of aggression to be taken out with a trocar.[3 ]

Amanda Beth Tatro Who knew embalming lab was so cathartic! I still want to stab a certain someone in the throat with a trocar though.[4 ] Hmm.. perhaps I will spend the evening updating my "Death List # 5" and making friends with the crematory guy. I do know the code․

Amanda Beth Tatro Realized with great sadness that my best friend, Bernie, will no longer be with me as of Friday next week. I wish to accompany him to the retort. Now where will I go or who will I hang with when I need to gather my sanity? Bye, bye Bernie. Lock of hair in my pocket.

Tatro's Facebook settings allowed her "friends" and "friends of friends" to view these postings; Tatro acknowledges that this group includes hundreds of people.


Doesn't sound bad at all. As far as impacting the cadaver donation program, that seems to be a big stretch since the posting would only likely have been read by friends. Yes technically would also include friends of friends, but they that woukd mean they actively clicked on her profile.
 
2012-06-21 05:14:17 PM

RoyBatty: katerbug72: It sounds like some people overreacted to some shiat she vented on FB. Dumb on her part, yes. Put that shiat to private. It does seem like it's a waste of court time.

I think her "threats" were jokes and it was stupid to kick her out for that.

I think the Cadaver Program is rightfully concerned or offended by her disrespectful tweets on facebook about how she treats cadavers. Maybe instead of just expelling her, they should've just told her she can come back after she signs up 20 new cadaver donors.


TFA: The police found no crime had been committed after talking to Tatro, and she soon returned to class. But months later, a student conduct committee ruled the posts were threatening and disrespectful - a violation of conduct codes and of rules for the Anatomy Bequest Program, which provides bodies for mortuary science students to learn embalming.

As a result, Tatro's grade in MORT 3171 dropped from a C+ to an F. She was required to enroll in an ethics course, write a letter to faculty about respect and undergo a psychiatric evaluation.

She was also placed on academic probation for the last year of her undergraduate career.


She wasn't expelled.

/Don't feel bad, I didn't read the whole thing either
//Girl is just another FB idiot with no common sense
 
2012-06-21 05:20:07 PM

lockers: you are a puppet: That reminds me, some kid in high school told me that you really cant beat a blunt coated in embalming fluid. I never did get to test that.

embalming fluid is a nickname for PCP. I had heard rumors that people were smoking "wack" which was embalming fluid. Sure enough, google is very familiar with both of those being nicknames for PCP. PCP is a very scary drug, and can cause violent psychosis. The few people who I know that tried it said it was not pleasant at all.




No.

Formaldehyde is what they are talking about. Dipping cigarettes/joints in Formaldehyde is well known as is called "Wet". Whack is a joint laced with PCP. Different.

Then again, who the fark really knows what is in stuff that idiots who would knowingly smoke embalming fluid? Could be a mix of both, but Formaldehyde is apparently used.

/enjoy the cancer
 
2012-06-21 05:20:54 PM

you are a puppet: lockers: you are a puppet: That reminds me, some kid in high school told me that you really cant beat a blunt coated in embalming fluid. I never did get to test that.

embalming fluid is a nickname for PCP. I had heard rumors that people were smoking "wack" which was embalming fluid. Sure enough, google is very familiar with both of those being nicknames for PCP. PCP is a very scary drug, and can cause violent psychosis. The few people who I know that tried it said it was not pleasant at all.

This kid said he got it from a mortuary so I don't think he meant angel dust. He also said you coat it just like honey which wouldn't make sense with PCP


He could have also had been feeding you a line based on a rumor he heard but wanted to make it personalized. I have heard the embalming fluid schtick from many people, but the only description about smoking it that I see in reliable sources points to the PCP nickname.
 
2012-06-21 05:21:23 PM
She seems like the typical person I would "friend" on Facebook.
 
2012-06-21 05:22:20 PM

FarkinHostile: lockers: you are a puppet: That reminds me, some kid in high school told me that you really cant beat a blunt coated in embalming fluid. I never did get to test that.

embalming fluid is a nickname for PCP. I had heard rumors that people were smoking "wack" which was embalming fluid. Sure enough, google is very familiar with both of those being nicknames for PCP. PCP is a very scary drug, and can cause violent psychosis. The few people who I know that tried it said it was not pleasant at all.



No.

Formaldehyde is what they are talking about. Dipping cigarettes/joints in Formaldehyde is well known as is called "Wet". Whack is a joint laced with PCP. Different.

Then again, who the fark really knows what is in stuff that idiots who would knowingly smoke embalming fluid? Could be a mix of both, but Formaldehyde is apparently used.

/enjoy the cancer


lol

"Is that cigarette coated in formaldehyde? Enjoy the cancer!"
"No, just a regular cigarette."
"Never mind then!"
 
2012-06-21 05:28:32 PM
What are you talking about, Subby? It's the perfect alibi.

"If I was going to kill someone in such a specific way, why would I write about it on Facebook? Obviously, I'm being framed, and the framer is using something silly I wrote against me"
 
2012-06-21 05:29:38 PM

beefoe: From the court brief: During November and early December 2009, Tatro posted the following on her Facebook page:

Amanda Beth Tatro Gets to play, I mean dissect, Bernie[ 2] today. Lets see if I can have a lab void of reprimanding and having my scalpel taken away. Perhaps if I just hide it in my sleeve․

Amanda Beth Tatro Is looking forward to Monday's embalming therapy as well as a rumored opportunity to aspirate. Give me room, lots of aggression to be taken out with a trocar.[3 ]

Amanda Beth Tatro Who knew embalming lab was so cathartic! I still want to stab a certain someone in the throat with a trocar though.[4 ] Hmm.. perhaps I will spend the evening updating my "Death List # 5" and making friends with the crematory guy. I do know the code․

Amanda Beth Tatro Realized with great sadness that my best friend, Bernie, will no longer be with me as of Friday next week. I wish to accompany him to the retort. Now where will I go or who will I hang with when I need to gather my sanity? Bye, bye Bernie. Lock of hair in my pocket.

Tatro's Facebook settings allowed her "friends" and "friends of friends" to view these postings; Tatro acknowledges that this group includes hundreds of people.

Doesn't sound bad at all. As far as impacting the cadaver donation program, that seems to be a big stretch since the posting would only likely have been read by friends. Yes technically would also include friends of friends, but they that woukd mean they actively clicked on her profile.


That sounds pretty tame, granted I'm not sure exactly what the hell she is talking about in 1/2 of those...but still, that's it?
 
2012-06-21 05:31:21 PM

you are a puppet: "Is that cigarette coated in formaldehyde? Enjoy the cancer!"
"No, just a regular cigarette."
"Never mind then!"


LOL!

Cigarettes use formaldehyde as a binder.
 
2012-06-21 05:33:10 PM

fizzled: She wasn't expelled./Don't feel bad, I didn't read the whole thing either


Yes, you're right. Still it ended up in the Minnesota Supreme Court and with American Board of Funeral Service Education Executive Director Gretchen Warner stating that Tatro isn't fit for a job in funeral services.
 
2012-06-21 05:33:39 PM

FarkinHostile: lockers: you are a puppet: That reminds me, some kid in high school told me that you really cant beat a blunt coated in embalming fluid. I never did get to test that.

embalming fluid is a nickname for PCP. I had heard rumors that people were smoking "wack" which was embalming fluid. Sure enough, google is very familiar with both of those being nicknames for PCP. PCP is a very scary drug, and can cause violent psychosis. The few people who I know that tried it said it was not pleasant at all.



No.

Formaldehyde is what they are talking about. Dipping cigarettes/joints in Formaldehyde is well known as is called "Wet". Whack is a joint laced with PCP. Different.

Then again, who the fark really knows what is in stuff that idiots who would knowingly smoke embalming fluid? Could be a mix of both, but Formaldehyde is apparently used.

/enjoy the cancer


I am really sure it is not formaldehyde. Even an ounce of the stuff would kill you. On the other hand you have this. Really, the only people who did try actual embalming fluid most likely began choking as their lungs started burning and began filling up with mucus. Really, you know no one who has ever tried it or if they did thought it was enjoyable.
 
2012-06-21 05:34:26 PM

algrant33: you are a puppet: "Is that cigarette coated in formaldehyde? Enjoy the cancer!"
"No, just a regular cigarette."
"Never mind then!"

LOL!

Cigarettes use formaldehyde as a binder.


So then you can get cancer from regular cigarettes?
 
2012-06-21 05:36:07 PM
Facebook and YouTube are goddam idiot magnets.
 
2012-06-21 05:36:41 PM

algrant33: you are a puppet: "Is that cigarette coated in formaldehyde? Enjoy the cancer!"
"No, just a regular cigarette."
"Never mind then!"

LOL!

Cigarettes use formaldehyde as a binder.


Really? Do you have a good citation for that?
 
2012-06-21 05:37:10 PM
 
2012-06-21 05:37:55 PM

lockers: algrant33: you are a puppet: "Is that cigarette coated in formaldehyde? Enjoy the cancer!"
"No, just a regular cigarette."
"Never mind then!"

LOL!

Cigarettes use formaldehyde as a binder.

Really? Do you have a good citation for that?


ftfm
 
2012-06-21 05:40:02 PM
But that is where I put all my plans!
Can I get a like?
 
2012-06-21 05:42:33 PM

lockers: lockers: algrant33: you are a puppet: "Is that cigarette coated in formaldehyde? Enjoy the cancer!"
"No, just a regular cigarette."
"Never mind then!"

LOL!

Cigarettes use formaldehyde as a binder.

Really? Do you have a good citation for that?

ftfm



From your precious wiki:
five major tobacco companies that reported the information

So we'll never really know, will we?
 
2012-06-21 05:43:20 PM
This is why I wrote about them in Livejournal, so know one would know...
 
2012-06-21 05:44:56 PM

macadamnut: lockers: lockers: algrant33: you are a puppet: "Is that cigarette coated in formaldehyde? Enjoy the cancer!"
"No, just a regular cigarette."
"Never mind then!"

LOL!

Cigarettes use formaldehyde as a binder.

Really? Do you have a good citation for that?

ftfm


From your precious wiki:
five major tobacco companies that reported the information

So we'll never really know, will we?


I tend not to believe things based on assertion, but that is just me.

/Hates the hobbitses... don't we preciouussss
 
2012-06-21 05:47:36 PM
So how many murders/attempted murders have Beatles songs inspired?
 
2012-06-21 05:47:46 PM

lockers:

I am really sure it is not formaldehyde. Even an ounce of the stuff would kill you. On the other hand you have this. Really, the only people who did try actual embalming fluid most likely began choking as their lungs started burning and began filling up with mucus. Really, you know no one who has ever tried it or if they did thought it was enjoyable.



You're probably right, but it has been known to be used, perhaps by those fool enough to hear the name "embalming fluid" and get their hands on formaldehyde. Still, it happens:

It is also a well known neurotoxin which has recently become popular among substance abusers for its rapid onset euphoria, availability, and low cost; it is known on the street as "wet" or "fry.

Formaldehyde is a known toxin that has become popular among drug users; in its various forms, it is known on the street as "wet" or "fry." Formaldehyde embalming fluid is legal to purchase and possess and is easily accessible; individuals can obtain it through retail sale and staff of morgues, hospitals, and funeral homes (Klein & Kramer 2004). From these resources, formaldehyde is available to those who want to use or sell it for its euphoric and hallucinogenic effects.

Fry is a generic term referring to marijuana cigarettes, marijuana-laced cigars, or tobacco cigarettes that are soaked in embalming fluid and dried (Elwood 1998; NDIC 2004). This embalming fluid is often laced with PCP (Elwood 1998; Holland et al. 1998). The term fry will be used in the majority of this article in reference to this specific use of formaldehyde. The symptoms of fry intoxication are nearly identical to those seen following PCP use. Both PCP and THC (in marijuana) have reinforcing effects, and the formaldehyde embalming fluid is thought to enhance absorption by slowing the rate at which marijuana burns; it is unknown if the substances interact or have any kind of synergistic effects (Modesto-Lowe & Petry 2001). Most drug users do not know that fry (formaldehyde embalming fluid) bought on the street contains PCP (Connecticut Clearinghouse 2002). It is impossible to quantify the amount of embalming fluid that is smoked with or without PCP since it often goes undocumented by poison control centers and clinicians (Holland et al. 1998)."



Like I said, who really knows? It's all just rumors and reports.
 
2012-06-21 05:57:55 PM

ArkAngel: Since when do you need to steal embalming tools? There are plenty in the Ratway for the taking

/you're a bastard Mercer


Came for the Skyrim jokes.
 
2012-06-21 06:14:41 PM

umad: [biermagazine.com image 319x480]

If you want to kill somebody, don't make threats. Just do it.

/or something like that.


img.over-blog.com

Agrees.
 
2012-06-21 06:15:46 PM

you are a puppet: lockers: you are a puppet: That reminds me, some kid in high school told me that you really cant beat a blunt coated in embalming fluid. I never did get to test that.

embalming fluid is a nickname for PCP. I had heard rumors that people were smoking "wack" which was embalming fluid. Sure enough, google is very familiar with both of those being nicknames for PCP. PCP is a very scary drug, and can cause violent psychosis. The few people who I know that tried it said it was not pleasant at all.

This kid said he got it from a mortuary so I don't think he meant angel dust. He also said you coat it just like honey which wouldn't make sense with PCP


Kid's a moron.
 
2012-06-21 06:19:36 PM
cynicalbastard: umad: [biermagazine.com image 319x480]

If you want to kill somebody, don't make threats. Just do it.

/or something like that.

[img.over-blog.com image 599x335]

Agrees.


If you make threats someone can snitch you out to the man and stop it, also if you make threats there is pretty much no chance of the man thinking it was someone else other than you that did it.
 
2012-06-21 06:20:27 PM
blogs.citypages.com

Not a bad looking woman - at least in this picture.
 
2012-06-21 06:23:17 PM

FarkinHostile: Formaldehyde is well known as is called "Wet".


Getting "wet" is smoking a joint laced with PCP. Formaldehyde wetness is only "well known" by dumbasses.

To wit, Denzel Washington explains "wet.":

www.hotflick.net


"I know you got secrets! We all got secrets! I didnt know you liked to get wet thoough.You know wet,sherm, illy,buttnaked PCP!"

That should cover the top 4, just in case any of your friends start stripping off their clothes, puking on your floor, and drenching your weed in embalming fluid. Now you can throw in some education with the ass-whooping.
 
2012-06-21 06:29:55 PM

thamike: FarkinHostile: Formaldehyde is well known as is called "Wet".

Getting "wet" is smoking a joint laced with PCP. Formaldehyde wetness is only "well known" by dumbasses.

To wit, Denzel Washington explains "wet.":

[www.hotflick.net image 640x480]


"I know you got secrets! We all got secrets! I didnt know you liked to get wet thoough.You know wet,sherm, illy,buttnaked PCP!"

That should cover the top 4, just in case any of your friends start stripping off their clothes, puking on your floor, and drenching your weed in embalming fluid. Now you can throw in some education with the ass-whooping.


I have a friend who tells me jankum is the shiat!
 
b3x
2012-06-21 06:42:07 PM

lockers: thamike: FarkinHostile: Formaldehyde is well known as is called "Wet".

Getting "wet" is smoking a joint laced with PCP. Formaldehyde wetness is only "well known" by dumbasses.

To wit, Denzel Washington explains "wet.":

[www.hotflick.net image 640x480]


"I know you got secrets! We all got secrets! I didnt know you liked to get wet thoough.You know wet,sherm, illy,buttnaked PCP!"

That should cover the top 4, just in case any of your friends start stripping off their clothes, puking on your floor, and drenching your weed in embalming fluid. Now you can throw in some education with the ass-whooping.

I have a friend who tells me jankum is the shiat!


i had heard pot+formaldehyde referred to as "monkey paw". That was in the mid 80's
 
2012-06-21 06:42:26 PM
Really? This is the off-campus conduct code violation they choose to enforce? They don't go for, oh I don't know, ANY drunk football fans' post-game, fark-the-city assholery?
 
2012-06-21 06:48:09 PM
This guy must live in a House of Curiosities.
 
2012-06-21 06:52:03 PM
FTFA: She said "Bernie" was from the 1980's comedy "Weekend at Bernie's," "Death List #5" was from "Kill Bill" and the lock of hair comment was a lyric from a Black Crowes song - she didn't actually take hair from the cadaver.

If this is true, and not her bullshiat cover-story... this girl is EMO. AS. fark.
 
2012-06-21 07:45:11 PM

Atomic Spunk: [blogs.citypages.com image 200x152]

Not a bad looking woman - at least in this picture.


I'd let her drain it, pump it full of fluids, stitch its eye shut, put a suit and makeup on it, comb its hair, then stick it in a box.
 
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