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2012-06-21 02:22:37 PM
Lidocaine: Yeah yeah, I'm a jerk. But I'm a fit, attractive, in-shape jerk

Well that makes up for it I guess. Congratulations.
 
2012-06-21 02:23:41 PM
ph0rk: It is a private business - if curves can say "no men" then I don't see why a "plus-size friendly" gym can't say no skinnies.

Discrimination laws vary throughout the country. In some areas, Curves has to allow men to join.
 
2012-06-21 02:24:59 PM
Langdon Alger: the gym for fat people should start with the the last space in a parking lot, a stairs only policy, and a five floor walk up apartment.

Something that absolutely blows my mind, and I see it every damn day: People waiting in their cars for someone to empty a closer parking spot. AT THE GYM.

It's kinda the same at WalMart and other huge stores. You honestly don't see anything wrong with driving around the parking lot for 10 minutes finding the closest damn spot to the door so that... you can go inside and walk around the store the size of a football stadium? Are you mental?
 
2012-06-21 02:25:28 PM
Isn't this sort of self-defeating? I mean, who will the people of girth look to for motivation if they ban all the in-shape members?

I know for me personally, I'm an excellent example of what the morbies should aspire to at my gym. I'm basically doing them a favor whenever I work out. Want biceps like this? A chiseled chest and an 8-pack? Work hard and you can come close. I even go in on my non-training days to use the spa, and I "accidentally" walk from the locker room to the spa room without a shirt on just to give the morbies on the ellipticals some extra oomph to their workout.

No one has come up and said so yet, but I think its working. They all stare at me, and I can tell they're thinking, "Thank you, thank you for showing us what's almost possible for us"

I just think this "fats only" gym policy will be a huge failure.
 
2012-06-21 02:26:25 PM
Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: So you've got a business model that will eventually exclude your most regular users?

GENIUS! This is no way a bad plan.


There's an endless stream of fatties most places
 
2012-06-21 02:26:39 PM
MrEricSir: ph0rk: It is a private business - if curves can say "no men" then I don't see why a "plus-size friendly" gym can't say no skinnies.

Discrimination laws vary throughout the country. In some areas, Curves has to allow men to join.


Yeah - but what self-respecting dude wants to jazzercise with a herd of moo-moos? All right! I'm leaving your g'damned fattateria!
 
2012-06-21 02:27:44 PM
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Isn't this sort of self-defeating? I mean, who will the people of girth look to for motivation if they ban all the in-shape members?

I know for me personally, I'm an excellent example of what the morbies should aspire to at my gym. I'm basically doing them a favor whenever I work out. Want biceps like this? A chiseled chest and an 8-pack? Work hard and you can come close. I even go in on my non-training days to use the spa, and I "accidentally" walk from the locker room to the spa room without a shirt on just to give the morbies on the ellipticals some extra oomph to their workout.

No one has come up and said so yet, but I think its working. They all stare at me, and I can tell they're thinking, "Thank you, thank you for showing us what's almost possible for us"

I just think this "fats only" gym policy will be a huge failure.


Pics or GTFO.
 
2012-06-21 02:28:08 PM
j.wigflip.com
 
2012-06-21 02:28:55 PM
Gunny Highway: I was thinking about opening a gym for really weak guys such as myself. It would be like Curves only girlier.

u type of guys don't exist sorry
 
2012-06-21 02:29:31 PM
sharetv.org
 
2012-06-21 02:29:53 PM
Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: So you've got a business model that will eventually exclude your most regular users?

GENIUS! This is no way a bad plan.


It isn't really a bad plan at all. This is America. Our most abundant resource is overweight people, and we're certainly in no danger of running out of them any time soon.
 
2012-06-21 02:30:13 PM
Guess I'm the only one with a home gym.

I really don't see a problem here; any gym with this policy will soon be out of business as they are keeping out the ones who most want to go to the gym. Really fat people should start by fixing their diet and walking. They don't need to be jogging on treadmills.
 
2012-06-21 02:30:38 PM
"Many of our clients have not had successful fitness pasts"

I read this as, ""Many of our clients have not had successful fitness pants". Which is probably equally true.
 
2012-06-21 02:30:51 PM
Need Help Soonish: I just think this "fats only" gym policy will be a huge failure.

Pics or GTFO.



scienceroll.files.wordpress.com

ha ha
 
2012-06-21 02:30:55 PM
bighairyguy: Carn: //I'm not fat I'm big boned

I prefer to be called "Massive-American".


hahahaha!

A joke I hear a lot is powerlifters don't have abs, they just have one huge power ab!

/my ab is very powerful
//beer makes it stronger
 
2012-06-21 02:31:54 PM
gtfan92: [sharetv.org image 400x300]

Amazing episode.
 
2012-06-21 02:35:15 PM
Need Help Soonish: Maechyll: Need Help Soonish: Or watch the really cute girls asses bounce on the treadmill while you lift said weights...

Who, me? ; )

Well I don't know... Show me a picture of your ass.


Another time, perhaps. ; )
 
2012-06-21 02:35:37 PM
CheekyMonkey: If we can ban fat people from airplanes, it'll be a fair trade.

I weigh 305 and my butt fits in a plane seat just fine. However, my shoulders violates the airspace well beyond the armrests.

/I've got bruises from the drinks cart to prove it
 
2012-06-21 02:35:44 PM
bighairyguy: Carn: //I'm not fat I'm big boned

I prefer to be called "Massive-American".


Isn't that redundant?
 
2012-06-21 02:35:46 PM
psunbird92: At the gym I frequent, fatties are not usually the problem. The people who walk around like they've never seen a gym before are worse. Also, the dude-bros who compare their man tans, Affliction shirts and level of tightness, cliched tats, who usually sit on the bench press for 2 hours are the worse. Also saw a guy Tebow it up. Can't make that up. Speaking of which, gotta be there in 26mins.

The ass-clowns that think a squat rack is for bicep curls...that really grinds my gears!
 
2012-06-21 02:35:52 PM
Gonad the Ballbarian: [i2.photobucket.com image 360x240]


I love the whole "I'm not OK, you're not OK, but that's OK" thing you got going.

....we can turn that Frankenstein you see in the mirror every morning, into a Franken Fine!


In some cultures, they only eat vomit.

/read about it
//in a "book"
///love that movie
 
2012-06-21 02:36:32 PM
Carn: bighairyguy: Carn: //I'm not fat I'm big boned

I prefer to be called "Massive-American".

hahahaha!

A joke I hear a lot is powerlifters don't have abs, they just have one huge power ab!

/my ab is very powerful
//beer makes it stronger


That's true for me... My gf asked me to grab something out of the floorboard while we were gout somewhere the other day, and I tried to reach for it and said "I can't get it, my ab is in the way."

/fat powerlifter
//5'8" 242 lbs
 
2012-06-21 02:36:32 PM
gtfan92: [sharetv.org image 400x300]

I see your King of the Hill Beefcake and go for ROID BABBY...

www.dvdizzy.com
 
2012-06-21 02:37:20 PM
before i broke my leg really bad in march, I parked in the back of any lot because I can't stand sharking a lot. I'd rather park far away, get inside and get my business done and be out instead of waiting. I'm still on crutches and didn't apply for temporary handicapped permit so I get to work early to get a close spot because it takes me a while to get anywhere and it also gets 100+ degrees here. When i go to lunch people will follow my skinny arse in their car to get my spot even though they see me on crutches slowly getting in my truck. As I look in the rearview, I see a fat arse waddling out of their car from the spot they just got and I think, you REALLY need to be parking far away. (i was alrerady thin but being laid up for a month and half on pain killers that suppresed my appetite made me lose even more weight)
 
2012-06-21 02:37:51 PM
Need Help Soonish: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Isn't this sort of self-defeating? I mean, who will the people of girth look to for motivation if they ban all the in-shape members?

I know for me personally, I'm an excellent example of what the morbies should aspire to at my gym. I'm basically doing them a favor whenever I work out. Want biceps like this? A chiseled chest and an 8-pack? Work hard and you can come close. I even go in on my non-training days to use the spa, and I "accidentally" walk from the locker room to the spa room without a shirt on just to give the morbies on the ellipticals some extra oomph to their workout.

No one has come up and said so yet, but I think its working. They all stare at me, and I can tell they're thinking, "Thank you, thank you for showing us what's almost possible for us"

I just think this "fats only" gym policy will be a huge failure.

Pics or GTFO.


I was just kidding
 
2012-06-21 02:38:53 PM
rkallister: So what happens when a plus-sized person actually loses weight? Does the gym revoke their membership?

[i633.photobucket.com image 600x545]


well they can lift weights and work on eating and bulking up.
 
2012-06-21 02:39:08 PM
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I was just kidding

*sigh*

///Now I has a sad...
 
2012-06-21 02:39:10 PM
Much like FARK, the goal is to get banned! Nothing will make you feel better about yourself than getting shunned by North American land whales
 
2012-06-21 02:39:35 PM
If the sight of fit people angers or depresses you, instead of motivating, you've already set yourself up for failure. I was heavier for years and "couldn't" lose weight until my attitude changed. And them I had to put up with fat coworkers harassing me daily with comments like "it's not faiiiiir you're skinny..." or my favorite, "eat a cookie". Plus there was the constant scrutiny of my eating and exercise habits--I was treated like a freak because I brought lunch from home and *gasp* walked for fitness. If I dared to make the same comments to them I would've been in the HR office immediately but I guess it was ok for them to do it.

Whatever. I've kept the weight off and they are still fat. If you blame everyone else for your problems, guess what, they'll never go away.
 
2012-06-21 02:39:44 PM
TheAnvil: Guess I'm the only one with a home gym.

I really don't see a problem here; any gym with this policy will soon be out of business as they are keeping out the ones who most want to go to the gym. Really fat people should start by fixing their diet and walking. They don't need to be jogging on treadmills.


Not the only one. Got my rack this winter. My gym was actually not bad but it was usually pretty crowded and I hate waiting around for space/equipment. And, no more squat rack curlers or 35lb crossfit heroes.
 
2012-06-21 02:39:54 PM
Jon iz teh kewl: Gunny Highway: I was thinking about opening a gym for really weak guys such as myself. It would be like Curves only girlier.

u type of guys don't exist sorry


It's okay?
 
2012-06-21 02:41:38 PM
scottydoesntknow: Carn: the fat people will never get skinny because they're around other fatties. They've admitted defeat before they even started. Seeing someone skinnier or more importantly more fit, strong, muscular in the gym shouldn't intimidate you, it should motivate you. "I wanna look like that guy/girl!"

/I sound fat
//I'm not fat I'm big boned

[pleated-jeans.com image 640x761]

Full comic, fully credited to The Oatmeal :)


I've got a feeling the muscular guy doesn't care about the "clever" guy. Also, baked potato girl probably didn't care about the other girl.
 
2012-06-21 02:42:18 PM
Moonfisher: RandoGrando: In all the gyms I've been to I can't remember ever thinking that someone was too fat to workout there. In fact, the fatter you are the more impressed I am that you're even at a gym. It seems our societal rules about annoyance with fatties flips as soon as you enter a gym. I think that most skinny/healthy people feel this way but the fatties don't get the message. They still think they're being judged the same as if they were stuffing their faces on Red Robin's delicious bottomless fry basket.

Well no, not the same, but when I was busting my ass dropping 95 pounds by running around the block and hitting the gym, I was quite put off by the condescending "oh look at you, fat girl, good for you!" crap. I'm not a puppy or a child; I don't need praise, especially from strangers who are making quite a few assumptions about me. I know people who say those things think they are helping, but they are not. I just want to work out in peace. Talk to me like a normal human being.


ok. fine.
tits or GTFO.
 
2012-06-21 02:44:16 PM
TravisBickle62: Tat'dGreaser: Just go to Planet Fitness, I remember there being a very diverse crowd there regarding physical fitness level. The meat heads never bothered anyone, the incredible skinny women ignored everyone and the people trying to slim down came with friends.

Weight lifters never bother anyone at any gym, they are too busy lifting weights.


And posing / looking at ourselves in the mirror.
 
2012-06-21 02:44:23 PM
barefoot in the head: That's waistist!

Love you!
 
2012-06-21 02:44:49 PM
malkore: psunbird92: At the gym I frequent, fatties are not usually the problem. The people who walk around like they've never seen a gym before are worse. Also, the dude-bros who compare their man tans, Affliction shirts and level of tightness, cliched tats, who usually sit on the bench press for 2 hours are the worse. Also saw a guy Tebow it up. Can't make that up. Speaking of which, gotta be there in 26mins.

The ass-clowns that think a squat rack is for bicep curls...that really grinds my gears!


Said ass clown stays in the squat rack for 20 minutes doing biceps curls for 5 reps with 2 minutes between sets
 
2012-06-21 02:46:43 PM
bighairyguy: TravisBickle62: Tat'dGreaser: Just go to Planet Fitness, I remember there being a very diverse crowd there regarding physical fitness level. The meat heads never bothered anyone, the incredible skinny women ignored everyone and the people trying to slim down came with friends.

Weight lifters never bother anyone at any gym, they are too busy lifting weights.

And posing / looking at ourselves in the mirror.


People who pose/look at themselves in the mirror are clueless gym rats. I wish my gym didn't even have mirrors.
 
2012-06-21 02:47:28 PM
Station: Gunny Highway: I was thinking about opening a gym for really weak guys such as myself. It would be like Curves only girlier.

It was called "Cuts for Men" and failed. Men are there to pose and impress women.


Actually, men are there to ogle women's asses while the women pose.
 
2012-06-21 02:47:52 PM
Sticky Hands: Moonfisher: RandoGrando: In all the gyms I've been to I can't remember ever thinking that someone was too fat to workout there. In fact, the fatter you are the more impressed I am that you're even at a gym. It seems our societal rules about annoyance with fatties flips as soon as you enter a gym. I think that most skinny/healthy people feel this way but the fatties don't get the message. They still think they're being judged the same as if they were stuffing their faces on Red Robin's delicious bottomless fry basket.

Well no, not the same, but when I was busting my ass dropping 95 pounds by running around the block and hitting the gym, I was quite put off by the condescending "oh look at you, fat girl, good for you!" crap. I'm not a puppy or a child; I don't need praise, especially from strangers who are making quite a few assumptions about me. I know people who say those things think they are helping, but they are not. I just want to work out in peace. Talk to me like a normal human being.

ok. fine.
tits or GTFO.


This
 
2012-06-21 02:49:51 PM
RedGuru: malkore: psunbird92: At the gym I frequent, fatties are not usually the problem. The people who walk around like they've never seen a gym before are worse. Also, the dude-bros who compare their man tans, Affliction shirts and level of tightness, cliched tats, who usually sit on the bench press for 2 hours are the worse. Also saw a guy Tebow it up. Can't make that up. Speaking of which, gotta be there in 26mins.

The ass-clowns that think a squat rack is for bicep curls...that really grinds my gears!

Said ass clown stays in the squat rack for 20 minutes doing biceps curls for 5 reps with 2 minutes between sets


Just tell them to move. If they refuse, just mock them, "Look, I know its really hard for you to pick up that 65lbs barbell from the floor, but not nearly as hard as it is for me to get 500lbs on my back, so I tell you what, you let me use the rack for its indended purpose, and then between sets I'll pick up your bar and hand it to you so you can finish working those gunzz, ok?"
 
2012-06-21 02:50:42 PM
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: People who pose/look at themselves in the mirror are clueless gym rats. I wish my gym didn't even have mirrors.

I hear this, but as an avid Oly Lifter, I do use the mirrors on occasion to check form, esp. on warm up sets. I prefer to have a couple to use for that. It gets tedious always grabbing someone to make sure you aren't doing something stupid, and even thought you can feel a good lift sometimes when one is off you can't feel why.
 
2012-06-21 02:52:04 PM
stewbert: Station: Gunny Highway: I was thinking about opening a gym for really weak guys such as myself. It would be like Curves only girlier.

It was called "Cuts for Men" and failed. Men are there to pose and impress women.

Actually, men are there to ogle women's asses while the women pose.


to be fair though, men are everywhere to ogle women's asses.
the grocery store, the doctor's office, the train, the zoo.
that's who are are and what we do.
 
2012-06-21 02:59:38 PM
Terrible business model. Fat people aren't exactly the gym membership having demographic. Health clubs banning fit people is tantamount to a Lexus dealer not selling to rich people.

What I would like to see is some meaningful competition for Gold's. I
 
2012-06-21 02:59:55 PM
Shamelessly stolen from today's Kardashian thread in Entertainment

i14.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-21 03:00:21 PM
Need Help Soonish: Tat'dGreaser: These days you really don't need a gym anyway. There are so many at home fitness programs that it's not really needed unless you want to lift some serious weights.

Or watch the really cute girls asses bounce on the treadmill while you lift said weights...

///Dont judge me LOL


ahh.. the classic 'stare master'.
 
2012-06-21 03:01:41 PM
under a mountain: Shamelessly stolen from today's Kardashian thread in Entertainment

[i14.photobucket.com image 518x300]


OMG The TATTY FAIRY!!!!! vs. Sharp Knees. Would Not Hit.
 
2012-06-21 03:04:34 PM
I should be in the kitchen: If the sight of fit people angers or depresses you, instead of motivating, you've already set yourself up for failure.

And if this is the amount of compassion that a beginner gets from the "experts", it's no wonder they might want their own gym.

Being a beginner is scary. It can be fun and exciting, but there's a whole mess of unknowns to deal with. Many novices (of anything, not just health and/or fitness) are very shy about looking like novices and asking dumb questions. If they're surrounded by other people at their experience level, they may be more comfortable and more willing to take part in the activity.

I think the owner of this establishment is conflating "fat" with "newbie" in many ways but the point here is about establishing comfort zones so that people feel some measure of confidence and can work out productively.
 
2012-06-21 03:04:43 PM
under a mountain: Shamelessly stolen from today's Kardashian thread in Entertainment

[i14.photobucket.com image 518x300]


Is "both" an option? They don't even need to be at the same time.

/because I don't have a million dollars...
 
2012-06-21 03:04:51 PM
annoying fat person csb time:

last night at a concert: me, sitting in my seat with my friends when a group of fattie fat fats comes and sits down in the next group of seats.

fattie fat fat next to me also happens to be delusional fangirl. (read: over-enthusiastic about the band)
what is it about fat people that causes them to be oblivious to the fact that they're invading your space? STOP TOUCHING ME! when you and your fat friends stand up, stay in front of your seat... do not stand directly in front of me while I'm in front of my seat. why are you bumping into me every 3 seconds... I'm standing still... you know where I am. STOP TOUCHING ME YOU SWEATY LANDWHALE
 
2012-06-21 03:04:54 PM
Tat'dGreaser: TravisBickle62: Weight lifters never bother anyone at any gym, they are too busy lifting weights.

Oh I know but I always hear people complain about it. Ohhh those scary weight lifters are looking at me. No they are not. Those guys are dedicated to working out and that's it.


Boy, you're lucky they didn't kill you too. Or rape you, then kill you. Or kill you, then rape you. I mean, guys like that, what would stop them?
 
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