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(Strange Beaver)   Protip: If you don't approve of the boy that is dating your underage daughter, ripping his pants off and spanking his bare behind doesn't really teach him a lesson, it just makes you look like a pedophile   (strangebeaver.com ) divider line
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2012-06-21 12:45:11 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-21 12:48:18 PM  

Walker: [img.photobucket.com image 291x400]


Speak for yourself. I mean, uh
www.nobodygoeshere.com
 
2012-06-21 01:18:15 PM  
i.imgur.comi.imgur.com

Just trying to help out.
 
2012-06-21 01:25:02 PM  
Creepy? Yes. But the boyfriend was 27 according to an article I read earlier, which makes pedophilia a bit of a stretch.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-06-21 01:27:24 PM  

ThisIsNotSubtle: Creepy? Yes. But the boyfriend was 27 according to an article I read earlier, which makes pedophilia a bit of a stretch.


More like prison rape then.
 
2012-06-21 01:29:49 PM  
Fake.
 
2012-06-21 01:39:05 PM  
Wait...the father's friend was the one recording?

BarkingUnicorn: Fake.

 
2012-06-21 01:56:26 PM  

Lor M. Ipsum: Wait...the father's friend was the one recording?

BarkingUnicorn: Fake.


I think the idea of it being fake just makes it creepier.
 
2012-06-21 02:27:11 PM  

RevBigfoot: Walker: [img.photobucket.com image 291x400]

Speak for yourself. I mean, uh
[www.nobodygoeshere.com image 253x750]


That was the second choice of the pic I was going to post. But really....he is fat and ugly. I can't.
 
2012-06-21 02:29:20 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: Lor M. Ipsum: Wait...the father's friend was the one recording?

BarkingUnicorn: Fake.

I think the idea of it being fake just makes it creepier.hotter


/something for every fetish
 
2012-06-21 02:38:35 PM  
Meh.
I was humping a senior in high school when I was 24.
 
2012-06-21 02:39:33 PM  
Gah..this was about 15 levels of wrong. I caught this guy with my daughter, he was 21...she was 15. And i had warned him what would happen if i caught him with her. Needless to say, he didn't care, and there was no "spanking", just a good old fashioned ass whooping.
 
2012-06-21 02:46:55 PM  
More info from this Link

"the person being spanked is about 27 and my little sister was 16. The person giving the spanking is my step-dad."

Depending on the state, 16 could be age of consent. On the other hand I think dad played it cool. Who is going to report being spanked by a grown man after farking his daughter?
 
2012-06-21 02:57:43 PM  
Boo hooo boo hooo I won;t be able to sit down whine whine whine.

I would have given the kid 27 year old man the option of taking a trip through my wood chipper.
 
2012-06-21 02:59:15 PM  
The link says he was given a choice, but doesn't explain why he didn't just say: "Neither? Touch me and it's an assault charge, you overgrown toddler." The law isn't friendly to people who solve disputes with violence, trust me.


/spent a night in jail after a one-punch "fight".
//the other dude provoked me.
///also had mandatory anger management for a few months.
 
2012-06-21 03:04:25 PM  

Coolfusis: The link says he was given a choice, but doesn't explain why he didn't just say: "Neither? Touch me and it's an assault charge, you overgrown toddler." The law isn't friendly to people who solve disputes with violence, trust me.


He's probably ashamed for being 27 and porking a 16 year old. He probably feels he deserves punishment.
 
2012-06-21 03:11:04 PM  

Coolfusis: The link says he was given a choice, but doesn't explain why he didn't just say: "Neither? Touch me and it's an assault charge, you overgrown toddler." The law isn't friendly to people who solve disputes with violence, trust me.


/spent a night in jail after a one-punch "fight".
//the other dude provoked me.
///also had mandatory anger management for a few months.


I've had mixed results.

It helps to not look like a dirtbag. When I'm scruffy and in my work clothes I usually get put in bracelets. When I'm clean shaven and have my hair high and tight the cops just ask me for a statement/contact info and send me on my way.
 
2012-06-21 03:35:42 PM  

Giltric: Boo hooo boo hooo I won;t be able to sit down whine whine whine.

I would have given the kid 27 year old man the option of taking a trip through my wood chipper.


i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-06-21 03:36:33 PM  

Giltric: Coolfusis: The link says he was given a choice, but doesn't explain why he didn't just say: "Neither? Touch me and it's an assault charge, you overgrown toddler." The law isn't friendly to people who solve disputes with violence, trust me.


/spent a night in jail after a one-punch "fight".
//the other dude provoked me.
///also had mandatory anger management for a few months.

I've had mixed results.

It helps to not look like a dirtbag. When I'm scruffy and in my work clothes I usually get put in bracelets. When I'm clean shaven and have my hair high and tight the cops just ask me for a statement/contact info and send me on my way.


I was clean shaven with a buzz cut, and they still put me in the bracelets. They were pretty chill about it, but they still stuck me in a holding cell until my first sergeant came to get me.

/superbowl sunday
//he was not pleased
 
2012-06-21 03:38:19 PM  
Why not talk to your daughter? She's either going to sneak out and see him behind Dad's back or see the error of her ways and break it off. Hurting the guy even if he deserves it is going to push your daughter away by making the dirty scumbag the victim in her eyes.

/was surprisingly amusing when he actually started hitting him.
 
2012-06-21 03:38:26 PM  
That was damn near the strangest thing i have ever seen...

I feel really horrible for watching it ...

Also, good god is that kid a pussy...
 
2012-06-21 03:55:33 PM  
Stupid kid 27 year old. Should have chosen the beating and then after her Dad threw the first punch beat the shiat out of him.
 
2012-06-21 03:58:48 PM  

LawPD: Stupid kid 27 year old. Should have chosen the beating and then after her Dad threw the first punch beat the shiat out of him.


From the looks of the kid 27 year old man the only way he would have beaten the dads ass is if they were logged into a WoW PvP battleground and the dad wasn't wearing any gear
 
2012-06-21 04:26:41 PM  
the prespanking negotiations were one of the creepiest things I've ever seen. this wasn't about justice, punishment, or even retribution. it was plain old domination.
 
2012-06-21 04:41:27 PM  

stonelotus: the prespanking negotiations were one of the creepiest things I've ever seen. this wasn't about justice, punishment, or even retribution. it was plain old domination.


Agreed. Dad must be a real joy to live with. I could understand a dad losing his cool at a grown man boinking his teenage daughter and punching the SOB. But this was all kinds of messed up.

/boyfriend is a wuss
 
2012-06-21 04:44:01 PM  

Musto: More info from this Link

"the person being spanked is about 27 and my little sister was 16. The person giving the spanking is my step-dad."

Depending on the state, 16 could be age of consent. On the other hand I think dad played it cool. Who is going to report being spanked by a grown man after farking his daughter?


He said "That's the same thing that Chelsea got" twice. Is that the step daughter and did he spank her like that too?

If so it went from "what a farking weirdo" to "call the farking cops".
 
2012-06-21 05:07:15 PM  

jst3p: Musto: More info from this Link

"the person being spanked is about 27 and my little sister was 16. The person giving the spanking is my step-dad."

Depending on the state, 16 could be age of consent. On the other hand I think dad played it cool. Who is going to report being spanked by a grown man after farking his daughter?

He said "That's the same thing that Chelsea got" twice. Is that the step daughter and did he spank her like that too?

If so it went from "what a farking weirdo" to "call the farking cops".


Why do they need to be mutually exclusive? This was just hard to watch & I wish now that I hadn't.
 
2012-06-21 05:38:15 PM  

tonguedepressor: Why do they need to be mutually exclusive? This was just hard to watch & I wish now that I hadn't.


Yeah, 5:2 there will be a follow up thread where dad gets arrested now that it is on the interwebs. Even money if dad gets arrested so does statutory rape dude (if 16 isn't age of consent in that state).
 
2012-06-21 06:39:49 PM  
Fun little story from my past:

When I was a sophomore/junior in college (so maybe 20 - 21) I was "dating" a girl in high school (17 I think). I never treated her poorly and we both knew exactly what we were each getting out of the relationship.

Anyway, I went over to her house one afternoon to pick her up. When I knocked on the door her father answerd. He looked at me (I'm 6'5 230lbs) and turned red in the face, and asked if I was the guy seeing his daughter. When I replied that I was she started screaming for his wife and daughter. Then he starts yelling at both of them how I was way to old, and she was too young. Fast forward a couple minutes and I'm still standing on their porch while this guy yells at his wife and daughter. I kinda peeked my head in and mouthed that I was going to leave ... when the dad turned his attention to me.

He comes charging up to me still red in the face and started telling me what a horrible excuse for a man I was. I told him that I apologized for how he felt, but that I really did like his daughter and enjoyed spending time with her. I think said I leaving because the situation was making me nervous. As I turned around he grabs my shoulder and jerks me back around. I looked him dead in the eye and said that he was not allowed to touch me and if he did it again I would defend myself. I figured that was a pretty good threat as I had 100lbs, almost a foot of height and was probably 20 years younger then this guy. But alas, it was not. As I was walking away again I hear him say something like, "I told you not to walk away" and he grabs me again.

This guy didn't know what the hell happened to him. He went down like a sock puppet after an elbow to the jaw and knee to the abdomen. I didn't say or do anything but walked away (for the 3rd and last time).
 
2012-06-21 07:06:07 PM  

stonelotus: the prespanking negotiations were one of the creepiest things I've ever seen. this wasn't about justice, punishment, or even retribution. it was plain old domination.


A good spanking generally is.

/enjoy it while it's free, dude
//tho' you might wanna date closer to your age
///the rule is "half your age plus seven"
 
2012-06-21 07:12:06 PM  

Lor M. Ipsum: Wait...the father's friend was the one recording?

BarkingUnicorn: Fake.


Just like the bottom falling out of the stock market.
 
2012-06-21 08:39:22 PM  

HellRaisingHoosier: . I didn't say or do anything but walked away (for the 3rd and last time).


Bullshiat.
 
2012-06-21 08:54:12 PM  
100% Fake:

"Edmonds enlisted the help of his uncle Jeff Laymance in crafting what he hoped would be "a viralled[sic] video"."

www.tmz.com/articles/hot/spankman-redmeat-justice.com
 
2012-06-21 10:26:33 PM  

HellRaisingHoosier: When I was a sophomore/junior in college (so maybe 20 - 21) I was "dating" a girl in high school (17 I think)


Dated a girl way younger and wouldn't do anything untoward with her, but her gramma was visiting and noticed my car with its unique paint job was the same car that was taking the young girl out in her neighborhood 46 miles away. Different county, etc, etc, but same car and same dude.
I get to the house and the gramma spilled the beans and the girl nervously says, who's this other girl?
I'm like "she's my Saturday date, you're my Friday date."
and she is like what?
And I'm like well, your mom told me I couldn't get a beej from you so she's my beej girl.
And she's all turning to her mom and saying "Never tell my boyfriend what I can and cannot do"
and turns to me and says "Dump her"
And I'm like OK
and we leave.
And I spend 3 hours in the drive in movie telling her how the other girl does it ( She didn't) and how she can do it better ( She did ) and I never called the other girl again because her gramma lived next door and the Beejs were closer to home now.

PS: She's married now and I have it on an incredible source that he never gets a beej, and she wants me to hit a HS reunion so she can see if she still "has it"
 
2012-06-21 10:45:56 PM  

vudukungfu: HellRaisingHoosier: When I was a sophomore/junior in college (so maybe 20 - 21) I was "dating" a girl in high school (17 I think)

Dated a girl way younger and wouldn't do anything untoward with her, but her gramma was visiting and noticed my car with its unique paint job was the same car that was taking the young girl out in her neighborhood 46 miles away. Different county, etc, etc, but same car and same dude.
I get to the house and the gramma spilled the beans and the girl nervously says, who's this other girl?
I'm like "she's my Saturday date, you're my Friday date."
and she is like what?
And I'm like well, your mom told me I couldn't get a beej from you so she's my beej girl.
And she's all turning to her mom and saying "Never tell my boyfriend what I can and cannot do"
and turns to me and says "Dump her"
And I'm like OK
and we leave.
And I spend 3 hours in the drive in movie telling her how the other girl does it ( She didn't) and how she can do it better ( She did ) and I never called the other girl again because her gramma lived next door and the Beejs were closer to home now.

PS: She's married now and I have it on an incredible source that he never gets a beej, and she wants me to hit a HS reunion so she can see if she still "has it"


i47.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-21 10:55:20 PM  

vudukungfu: Dated a girl way younger and wouldn't do anything untoward with her, but her gramma was visiting and noticed my car with its unique paint job was the same car that was taking the young girl out in her neighborhood 46 miles away. Different county, etc, etc, but same car and same dude.
I get to the house and the gramma spilled the beans and the girl nervously says, who's this other girl?
I'm like "she's my Saturday date, you're my Friday date."
and she is like what?
And I'm like well, your mom told me I couldn't get a beej from you so she's my beej girl.
And she's all turning to her mom and saying "Never tell my boyfriend what I can and cannot do"
and turns to me and says "Dump her"
And I'm like OK
and we leave.
And I spend 3 hours in the drive in movie telling her how the other girl does it ( She didn't) and how she can do it better ( She did ) and I never called the other girl again because her gramma lived next door and the Beejs were closer to home now.


Am I the only one who can't figure out who said what in this conversation?

Oh, and here's a tip for you. When people speak, they are SAYING things, not LIKING them. That should help you not sound like a twelve year old.
 
2012-06-21 11:00:31 PM  
Dude, that was REAL. What? Why did the guy pause while the cameraman got into a better (and somewhat obvious) position? That's called a coincidence, bro! Plus the camera guy was probably wearing camouflage or maybe an invisibility cloak.
 
2012-06-21 11:04:35 PM  
 
2012-06-22 12:35:15 AM  
*fap*
 
2012-06-22 06:04:24 AM  
 
2012-06-23 09:48:16 AM  

stiletto_the_wise: vudukungfu: Dated a girl way younger and wouldn't do anything untoward with her, but her gramma was visiting and noticed my car with its unique paint job was the same car that was taking the young girl out in her neighborhood 46 miles away. Different county, etc, etc, but same car and same dude.
I get to the house and the gramma spilled the beans and the girl nervously says, who's this other girl?
I'm like "she's my Saturday date, you're my Friday date."
and she is like what?
And I'm like well, your mom told me I couldn't get a beej from you so she's my beej girl.
And she's all turning to her mom and saying "Never tell my boyfriend what I can and cannot do"
and turns to me and says "Dump her"
And I'm like OK
and we leave.
And I spend 3 hours in the drive in movie telling her how the other girl does it ( She didn't) and how she can do it better ( She did ) and I never called the other girl again because her gramma lived next door and the Beejs were closer to home now.

Am I the only one who can't figure out who said what in this conversation?

Oh, and here's a tip for you. When people speak, they are SAYING things, not LIKING them. That should help you not sound like a twelve year old.


I have a 10 year old and understood it perfectly.
 
2012-06-24 08:30:48 PM  

vudukungfu: an incredible source


Now that I can believe.
 
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